Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
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>>16222With trips even. I'm gonna have to think on that.
>>16226>>16225thats whats going on your lawyers forehead.
>>16228Speaking in tongues! Kill it with fire!
Kidding aside, I gotta go. I'll catch you all later.
NORWAY!
If you read this, I'm looking forward to making space for 'dorable filly who the party will have to go to lengths to avoid getting squished (Godzilla is kinda next-door).
>>16230we cant just have jews walking around unmarked..
>>16231I'll make a sling or some way of carrying her
>>16232There is no way you read the wiki to find that Roy Cohn is Jewish
>>16231ill de-nut that terrasque before it hurts my little filly.
>>16233we had this same conversation last time you brought it up.
>>16234>your filly>>16235But there is no way you actually knew that he was Jewish
>>16236I'll slay you first nigger
>>16239She's mine though. Ponies like me
>>16240ive seen what you do with horses!
>>16241I give them the love and affection that helps them thrive
>not respecting filly's individuality and giving her space
"I'll beat the piss outta all of you!" shaking fist, glowing eyes pose
>>16243me want like it but if you hit me first me will defend myself thez.
>>16242Adolfa no need your "love".
>>16243I'm not really at liberty to say why, but it's okay
>>16244Woah...
>>16246Reeee! That's not her name
>>16248Yeah, I know. I'm deciding how much sleep I'm willing to forego for this. I have to recalculate a whole bunch of tables since Thez doesn't have her swag.
>>16243That's what I said earlier.
>>16248dont you woah me you tried to cuts tracys legs off.
>>16251The psycho bitch kicked me! With large horse legs!
"Starlight Glimmer is best pone."
Thez wins.
Everyone wakes up outside the entertron.
"Let this be a lesson." Thez walks off, lashing her tail aggressively.
>>16260Reeeeeeeeeeee. First of, she's a pony. Obviously there will be claims. Second, I know the person from a discord.
*flattens ears against head and shivers*
[1d20 = 2]>>16263grapples and covers mouth
>>16264>>16263>>16262NOT FOR SEXUAL GODDAMN IT
>>16270Nevermind.. it's too late...
*curls into ball*