Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
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>"No, without you I wouldn't have gotten out of there alive. I owe you one."
Aaaaaand now you make yourself look weak
>>15611*closes eyes and lays on lap, ignoring the giant monster and the nerd with the shitty cosplay*
[relaxed pony noises]
>>15615>shitty cosplayI get so many keks from these threads
>>15616>fightI think we're just supposed to meet him, get to know his character, and let him cuck us out of our lunch money at this stage.
>>15617Yeah he did get shot. Without rescuing the elves. Or fighting anything stronger than a low level NPC. And Trollestia saw it.
>>15620*sighs*
I hope he doesn't charge a late fee
>>15619I'd shout it right to his face, if it wouldn't entail the total destruction of Port Barry.
>>15618*droopy pony ears indicate confusion and worry*
".. Why would you ask me that, Flashy?"
>>15624Yeah, Korak was lvl 19.
>>15622It wouldn't faze him, he knows he's a freak.
>>15621Oh, but he does. He REALLY does,... but that'll come out in dialogue.
>>15623"I feel like you sometimes hide things from me, almost like you don't trust me...
Now tell me. What is wrong, little pony?"
*pets ears specifically more*
>>15625>nerd not being incredibly self-conscious about the quality and authenticity of his cosplay.... he really is a freak...
>>15624You weren't fighting Korak on the docks that night
>>15625Mother fucker. Good thing I have six gorrilion diplomacy modifers
>>15628Good thing he's batshit insane,... we're talking The Joker with LOTS of magic insane.
>>15627It fits his personality
>>15625Hahaha
Contunie the dialoge with trollestia
>>15628Who shot me then?
>>15629So... I'm guessing he can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with?
>>15627I can actually kind of respect that. See pic related
>>15632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP5e7jrYBtY >>15626"I don't hide anything you'd be woefully concerned about, Flashy.. I'm just not used to trusting people with
everything I do...
.. There are some things I'd rather handle on my own, you know, before the wedding ceremony is finally completed.. I want to make sure everything is taken care of the way I envisioned it.."
*looks up worried, but determined*
"So don't worry too much about me going off on my own, okay, Flashy?"
>>15632Right, sorry
>>15633>MiloKek
>cricketsTopkek
You'll see
>>15610T> That's true. I guess you owe me one then don't you? ^_~
>>15634"I can sympathize with not trusting people. My God can I sympathize with that. But Marriage, and marriage with children, is where two become as if they are one flesh. There is not so much room for secrets.
... Are you really sure you want to be married?"
>>15637"Oh, she's gonna be mad later isn't she?"
"IKR?"
>>15635T> "Maybe I can buy you a drink to start?"
>>15639Tr raises an eyebrow. T> You know alcohol is degenerate, yes?
>>15636"I'm absolutely sure I want to get married, although I'll need to take care of a lot of things before then.. Things that'd you'd rather not get mixed-up in..."
*touches hoof to abdomen*
"I want to make sure everything's ready for the future..."
>>15640From a different room, Tourcil and Trollestia can here the shout
"THANK YOU!"
>>15641"Are you really sure you're ready for it? As a person?"
>>15642>personpony*
"... I............"
[frantically worried expectant mother pony noises]
"... I hope so..."
>>15640T> "That was a test, how about diner?"
>>15642Your opinion is invalid
>>15644T> I hear the Sticky Wicket is nice, Thez wouldn't stop going on about it.
Will we get to see the freak soon?
>>15645Interruption from a different room
"The Trump Grille has a better assortment"
>>15643"Tracy, I'm not sure I ever understood
Why me?"
>>15646You're asking me? He's passed the fuck out waiting on you lot!
>>15647T> ... or the Trump Grille
why the e? if thats suitable
>>15649>waiting on you lotDoes he know about the party? Why isn't he harassing the villagers for his lunch money?
>>15647Trump hears a "Fuck off ye cunt" ringing in his ears
>>15649"I think we could try the Sticky Wicket, tonight at about 6?"
>>15651"Hey Tracy, you want to interrupt Tourcil's date by abducting him to go along to meet with that pissed off guy?"
>>15653"... Not really, but sure."
>>15654*Kind of worried by an unenthusiastic response*
"I... I thought you loved to cause mischief, hate on nerds like Tourcil, interfere with Trollestia, and wanted to go meet that guy?"
>>15651Cuz he's asleep
>>15652Cuz what time is it? Time for a date with a hoers! Xp
>>15653>>15654He WON'T thank you, just sayin
>>15652"The kitchen isn't clean there!"
>>15653>>15654Y'all are cunts
Massive, massive cunts
>>15656Well this is gonna be intresting
>>15657B E G O N E
T H O T
>>15657>Paladin lying and/or starting rumors to promote his businessYou do know you'll lose all your superpowers for committing a single evil act, and that only a high-level Cleric can redeem you, right? Don't try that again.
Being a Blackguard is better >>15660Have you seen the kitchen there? It's unsanitary. Workers don't even wear hair nets
>>15660>is betterHe's Trump Good, which means wtfe, Trump is Good.
>>15661He says
To
A
Fucking
Unicorn
And a man who lived in a cave for years