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Roasted Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15309
15312 15313 15314
Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
1224 replies and 135 files omitted.
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15414
>>15413
*do
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15415
GM If I can't have the damn unicorn give me the stones
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.15416
15417 15418 15421
Torc casts spell on Infernius
Now has 3" peener
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15417
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>>15416
Damn image attachment glitches
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15418
15423
>>15416
infernuis cast spell on torculi.
enjoy your new vagina.
Fuck You
Mod
tAR7W
?
No.15419
15420 15421 15425
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GIVE ME SOMETHING SO I DON'T START BANNING PEOPLE
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.15420
98894452.jpg
>>15419
>tfw mod is high on crack and gonna steal your waifu while banning you
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15421
15422 15426
>>15407
"You can assemble your own damn staff, I just do the enchanting."
>>15409
That's actually precisely what Thez had hoped would happen.
>>15410
See above
>>15413
You rolled a 3.
>>15416
See?
>>15419
Nigel first. Not perma, but yeah. I'll take one too, I'm the one who suggested it in the first place.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15422
15424
>>15421
i want to roll again what dice do i roll?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15423
>>15418
Some where in this strange land a man named Torculi is having sex with his wife, he then feels weird and looks down
He screams as he realizes he is now scisoring his wife.
Torcuil feels no change
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15424
15425 15447
>>15422
Sigh
dice 1d6+5 (would be +3 but minotaur racial)
96Ajs
?
No.15425
15427 15442
[1d6+5 = 11]
>>15419
>>15424

Fuck You
Mod
tAR7W
?
No.15426
15432
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>>15421
Fine. I'll settle for banning Tracy next time he pisses me off enough.

>Thez knew Tracy would sit on everything like a dragon
I guess that kind of makes sense
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.15427
15428
>>15425
FUCKING HELL
I think something glitched
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15428
15429
>>15427
why dont you roll torc?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15429
15430 15431 15710
>>15428
"I'm fine with being a virgin in this world, it increase my wizard powers"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15430
>>15429
I'm... Not sure that's how that works
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15431
>>15429
me take you to whore house.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15432
15433 15435
>>15426
She didn't know it, her only concern was that Tracy is pretty and sexy and should have pretty things to accentuate,... but yeah she did want the garter to hide away in her absence. That garter could spark an inter-planar war if mishandled.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15433
15434 15444
>>15432
Trollestia better be pretty helpful when I speak to her
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15434
15436
>>15433
I'm still waiting on that,... I was all excited hours ago,....
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15435
15437
>>15432
Actually, just give me a good result in a Demand spell
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15436
15438
>>15434
I was too angry at the time....

But it would have been like 30 lines of dialogue, so not short by any means
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15437
15450
>>15435
THat reminds me, Tracy has the Bowler hat also.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15438
15439
>>15436
Fire when ready
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15439
15440 15445
>>15438
Alright...

Prepare a written sheet of paper for this

Trumpaladin goes into the stable, and walks around until he is able to find a spot probably 10 or 15 feet across from Trollestia, who is laying, as per usual. He sits down with his knees up on something like a pale or a set of hay, and he drinks something out of a bottle

"Hello, Trollestia..." *sips* "Aren't you like a god of something? You're a celestial right?"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15440
>>15439
I mean Trumpaladin has a written sheet on him when entering the stable
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
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No.15441
15442 15443
>>15412
back
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15442
15443 15445 15448
>>15425
>>15441
big dick minotuar.
tAR7W
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No.15443
>>15441
>>15442
This. 11 inches from a roll and mod went crazy
\r
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15444
15446
>>15433
She's a troll. What do you expect?
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15445
15456
>>15442
"Yay!"
>>15439
T> I've been called that, why do you ask?
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15446
>>15444
>What do you expect
More than I'll get out of Tracy
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15447
>>15424
Bulls actually have pretty small penis/body ratio
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15448
15449 15452
>>15442
You're still never gonna live down the 3 roll.
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15449
>>15448
im fine with that.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15450
15451
>>15437
*equip bowler hat*
*contemplates starting hoers-mafia*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15451
15453 15457
>>15450
>Is now immune to mind-control
What, did anyone think it was just an accessory? That Korak never thought he could be mind-controlled,....
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
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No.15452
15455
>>15448
For all purposes, except functional, Infernius has a 3-inch dick.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15453
15454
>>15451
[mafia pony noises]
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15454
>>15453
me cant speak Italian.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15455
>>15452
Unerect, this
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15456
15458
>>15445
"Alright, first set of questions. You freed the Elves right?

So when Korak was dying, I asked him the location of an Equestrian Unicorn he was keeping, I'm guessing as a slave like the elves. He said that the Unicorn had disappeared while in a Zone of Truth. I saw her in their possession this morning. I don't believe she could have escaped on her own or have been stolen by regaular means as she was very well guarded. It must have been by teleportation, planar shift, or what have you. As I understand it, there are exactly three people who would have had the power or the motive to take the Unicorn. But I would have thought Tourcil would have mentioned it if it were him. So I want to ask you, did you - or tourcil, as far as you know - take the unicorn from Korak between this morning and tonight?"
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15457
15458
>>15451
No. No. No.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15458
15463
>>15456
T> I had nothing to do with it.
>>15457
Sorry dude, pali confirms. The hat has been part of the character for almost a year, and I expected it might come up with your 'demand' agenda, but it didn't. Still, yes the hat protects against mind-control.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15459
15460
P.S. Its not exactly glued in place,....
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
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No.15460
15461
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>>15459
>glue
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15461
15465
>>15460
topkek
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.15462
15465 15466
>Torc procedes to make staff
I was gonna have him make it anyway, I just needed wood
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15463
15464
>>15458
"Whereever she is, she is probably in danger, either by her captor, the elements, or random theives. Could you find her?"