Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
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>>16073>reminding mePoor Torc will never be the same. He definitally won't be able to look trollestia in the eye for awhile
>>16071Well let me see here,....
>Baleful PolymorphCheck
>Must be GoodCheck
>Ice StormCheck
>insect Frog PlagueYou'll need Infernius' help with that one
>PermanencyCheck
Am I forgetting anything?
>>16076>permanencyTop magick, Torc. You're using some awesome stuff.
>>16074Oh please, like you hadn't envisioned SOMETHING might happen,....
>>16078Alright then. Unless Infernius doesn't want to help (right,...) wibbledy bibbledy <POP>
Fancy new staff.
>>16079It was the best possible outcome, with all the spaghetti he was hemorrhaging.
>>16074You at least got a date. She got offended by my attempts at wooing
>>16083No she didn't, she was testing you
>>16083>offendedShe didn't want to be out-done.
>>16083Shiny resplendent dude, clearly a paragon of sorts, attempts to socially maneuver. "Will he debase himself?" was the question on her mind.
>>16086>>16084I interpreted "proper respect requires you to get down on all fours" as meaning "If you don't leave the room within the next 4 seconds, you're going to get the full Tourcil treatment"
>>16078I actually hadn't, I honestly expected Trollestia to just thank Torc for dinner and leave after the spagetti>>16085>>16080Torc starts by throwing his staff down, hoping it turns into a snek
>>16088>not rolling to see if it worksinb4: staff breaks and kills us all
>>16087I apologize for being vague. Her thought was "How committed to this course of action is he? Here is a guy with options and presence. Why is he jocking at a horse?"
>>16088Actually, the spaghetti was endearing for the opposite reasons of the previous.
>>16087>full Tourcil treatment1) REEEEEEEEEEE
2) Spell his name goddamned right you faggot 3) He is NOT becoming a phrase
>>16092What?
>>16091After a moment, the staff morphs into a yellow snake with black-diamond markings. It strangles Trump. Trump is kill.
kidding, it works fine and no one is kill >>16093Well, considering Torcuil's backstory and his literally having lived in a cave, and the social awkwardness that results of a difficult backstory such as his, it occurred to her that 'this' was quite literally what seemed the correct course of actions for him. While cringe, she also sympathized with what he was intending (to have a decent and somewhat intimate {non-sexual} exchange) which resulted in a surge of affection and appreciation. So, >rape.
>>16093>3) He is NOT becoming a phrase>Implying you can resist being memedThey say the Wizard Merlin could tell the fate of others, but never his own...
>>16090Kek. The proper response would have been something like "come again now?" but I thought that if I waited that long I could be Tourciled
>>16093I mean to say strap-on raped. Tourciled
>>16094Don't you betray me Kek! I divested in my businesses for you!
>>16098You're right. I'm sorry.
The staff changes into a Red Dragon. The dragon eats Trump. Trump is kill.
kek >>16099REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking Chinese
>>16102>chineseTotally not where I was going,... but now all Red Dragons r chinese
>>16100No. In >rape of course. It's the one thing she's good at: she couldn't just sit there and let that white cunt take her role.
>>16105Red dragons DO have an overblown sense of superiority,....
>>16107Careful myah, you almost stabbed yourself there
>>16107Well that was a pathetic fuck-up...
At least she doesn't risk poisoning herself.
>>16101>spraying Tracy with a bottleI like that idea.
But I'm not talking to Tracy until she apologizes. And acts cute
>>16112>>16110>>16107You should stop rolling...
>>16112>Str bonusLands
>>16115Also lands, shag is a legit move in a grapple
"NOW you're TALKIN'!"
>>16116Well... At least you're shagged
>>16117I meant to type "*shank*"..
Dammit...
>>16115KEK
>rapeAnyway
"Hello Mr. Snek, nice to meet you"