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Roasted Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15309
15312 15313 15314
Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
1224 replies and 139 files omitted.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16074
16075 16079 16083
>>16073
>reminding me
Poor Torc will never be the same. He definitally won't be able to look trollestia in the eye for awhile
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16075
>>16074
>implying he'll have a choice
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16076
16077 16078
>>16071
Well let me see here,....
>Baleful Polymorph
Check
>Must be Good
Check
>Ice Storm
Check
>insect Frog Plague
You'll need Infernius' help with that one
>Permanency
Check
Am I forgetting anything?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16077
>>16076
>permanency
Top magick, Torc. You're using some awesome stuff.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16078
16080 16088
>>16076
Nope, that's it
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16079
16081 16082
>>16074
Oh please, like you hadn't envisioned SOMETHING might happen,....
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16080
16082 16088
>>16078
Alright then. Unless Infernius doesn't want to help (right,...) wibbledy bibbledy <POP>
Fancy new staff.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16081
>>16079
It was the best possible outcome, with all the spaghetti he was hemorrhaging.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16082
>>16080
>>16079
Me help
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16083
16084 16085 16086
>>16074
You at least got a date. She got offended by my attempts at wooing
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16084
16087
>>16083
No she didn't, she was testing you
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16085
16088 16100
>>16083
>offended
She didn't want to be out-done.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16086
16087
>>16083
Shiny resplendent dude, clearly a paragon of sorts, attempts to socially maneuver. "Will he debase himself?" was the question on her mind.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16087
16090 16093
>>16086
>>16084
I interpreted "proper respect requires you to get down on all fours" as meaning "If you don't leave the room within the next 4 seconds, you're going to get the full Tourcil treatment"
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16088
16089 16091 16092
>>16078
I actually hadn't, I honestly expected Trollestia to just thank Torc for dinner and leave after the spagetti
>>16085
>>16080
Torc starts by throwing his staff down, hoping it turns into a snek


Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16089
16091
>>16088
>not rolling to see if it works
inb4: staff breaks and kills us all
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16090
16098
>>16087
I apologize for being vague. Her thought was "How committed to this course of action is he? Here is a guy with options and presence. Why is he jocking at a horse?"
tAR7W
?
No.16091
16094
[1d20 = 18]
>>16089
>>16088
Rolling
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16092
16093
>>16088
Actually, the spaghetti was endearing for the opposite reasons of the previous.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16093
16095 16096 16098
>>16087
>full Tourcil treatment
1) REEEEEEEEEEE
2) Spell his name goddamned right you faggot 3) He is NOT becoming a phrase
>>16092
What?

Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16094
16098 16101
>>16091
After a moment, the staff morphs into a yellow snake with black-diamond markings. It strangles Trump. Trump is kill.
kidding, it works fine and no one is kill
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16095
16101
>>16093
Well, considering Torcuil's backstory and his literally having lived in a cave, and the social awkwardness that results of a difficult backstory such as his, it occurred to her that 'this' was quite literally what seemed the correct course of actions for him. While cringe, she also sympathized with what he was intending (to have a decent and somewhat intimate {non-sexual} exchange) which resulted in a surge of affection and appreciation. So, >rape.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16096
16097 16101
>>16093
>3) He is NOT becoming a phrase
>Implying you can resist being memed
They say the Wizard Merlin could tell the fate of others, but never his own...
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16097
>>16096
KEK!
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16098
16099
>>16090
Kek. The proper response would have been something like "come again now?" but I thought that if I waited that long I could be Tourciled
>>16093
I mean to say strap-on raped. Tourciled

>>16094
Don't you betray me Kek! I divested in my businesses for you!
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16099
16101 16102
>>16098
You're right. I'm sorry.
The staff changes into a Red Dragon. The dragon eats Trump. Trump is kill.
kek
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16100
16104
>>16085
Outdone in Trolling?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16101
16107 16113
>>16094
Woo hoo, a snek!
>>16095
Okay then...
>backs away slowly in confusion
>>16096
>sprays horse with bottle
Bad horse
>>16099
Kek

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16102
16103
>>16099
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking Chinese
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16103
16105
>>16102
>chinese
Totally not where I was going,... but now all Red Dragons r chinese
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16104
>>16100
No. In >rape of course. It's the one thing she's good at: she couldn't just sit there and let that white cunt take her role.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16105
16106
>>16103
The way they should be.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16106
>>16105
Red dragons DO have an overblown sense of superiority,....
jX/y2
?
No.16107
16108 16109 16110 16112 16114
[1d20 = 2]
>>16101
>sprays horse with bottle
Bad move.
*stabs* (use poison)
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16108
>>16107
Careful myah, you almost stabbed yourself there
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16109
>>16107
Well that was a pathetic fuck-up...
At least she doesn't risk poisoning herself.
Ym655
?
No.16110
16111 16114
[1d20 = 3]
>>16107
Kek
Roll to spray more
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16111
>>16110
kuk
96Ajs
?
No.16112
16114 16115 16117
[1d20 = 4]
>>16107
Grapple
Bad hores!!
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16113
1207793__safe_artist-colon-witchtaunter_lyra heartstrings_animated_bad pony_behaving like a cat_-colon-c_ear fluff_flinch_floppy ears_frown_glare_hand_.gif
>>16101
>spraying Tracy with a bottle
I like that idea.

But I'm not talking to Tracy until she apologizes. And acts cute
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16114
16116
>>16112
>>16110
>>16107
You should stop rolling...
jX/y2
?
No.16115
16117 16119 16122
[1d20 = 19]
>>16112
*shag*
96Ajs
?
No.16116
16118
[1d20 = 14]
>>16114
Grapple
Bad trump!!
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16117
16120
>>16112
>Str bonus
Lands
>>16115
Also lands, shag is a legit move in a grapple
"NOW you're TALKIN'!"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16118
>>16116
Well... At least you're shagged
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16119
>>16115
Oh behave!
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16120
16121 16123
>>16117
I meant to type "*shank*"..
Dammit...
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16121
>>16120
Sure you did. ^_~
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16122
16125 16126
>>16115
KEK
>rape

Anyway
"Hello Mr. Snek, nice to meet you"
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16123
16124 16125
>>16120
So which hole?