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Roasted Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
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No.15309
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Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
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Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16124
>>16123
The most painful one you can imagine.

Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16125
>>16123
he clearly was referring to a stabbing action.

>>16122
He'll bite you with your luck
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16126
16127 16128 16133
>>16122
Thp thp thp
(sounds of snek sniffing u with tongue)
It will comply with any directions you give it that it comprehends.
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.16127
16131
>>16126
Ah, not magic snek. Okay.
Torc picks up Mr. Snek and places him around his arm

Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16128
16129
>>16126
So... since I'm single now (I mean, more so), and since Trollestia is also technically still single...
\r
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16129
16130
>>16128
No sex on snek!
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16130
16132 16134
>>16129
>having sex on top of a snake
Wut
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16131
16135
>>16127
Not currently (aside from the whole, transforming from a magical staff and becoming a biological snake,...), but you seem to lack a familiar,....
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.16132
16137
>>16130
I also like to live dangerously.
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16133
16137
>>16126
How big is snek?
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16134
16136
>>16130
I know what you meant, it was a weak troll
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.16135
>>16131
Yeah, I was gonna ask about that
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16136
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>>16134
>Trollestia will want a Troll-off
So that's her game. I can handle that
\r
Anonymous
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No.16137
16140 16141 16145
>>16132
Kek, nice
>>16133
Listed as Giant Constrictor which means,... its huge. 11 hit dice. No mention of length, but huge means probably at least 15' long.
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16138
16139
I get one lvl II Blackguard spell a day, right?
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16139
16145
>>16138
Yep
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.16140
16142 16149 16151
>>16137
Can i grapple it?
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16141
16145
>>16137
That's a big snek.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16142
16143 16147
>>16140
Why
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16143
16144
>>16142
With those arms, why not?
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16144
>>16143
Sadly that is pretty much a legitimate argument
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.16145
16146 16148 16151
>>16137
I can accept this
Probally can't put it on Torc's arm.
>>16141
Have fun with that
>>16139
What does one do to aquire a framilier?
Animal suggestions?

Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16146
>>16145
Frog/toad.
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.16147
16149
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>>16142
>Grapple is Life
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16148
16150
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>>16145
>Animal suggestions
Are you serious?
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16149
16151 16152 16155
>>16140
>>16147
You should grapple it, squeeze the venom out of it, and make a lasso, like Pecos Bill.
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.16150
>>16148
This if he gets anything other than a pepe we take his robe.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16151
16155
>>16149
Its a constrictor
>non-venomous
>>16145
As far as I can tell (and I HAVE looked) u just have to pick one.
Arm, no. You could pull some crazy snake wrapped around both shoulders shit tho.
>>16140
You want to wrestle with Torcuil's snake?
"You cad." ^_~
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.16152
16153 16154
>>16149
I could use some new pants.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16153
>>16152
"Don't look at me, I gave up all most of my good shit last time."
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16154
>>16152
It's a damned good thing I invested in a new clothing manufactory in Port Barry
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.16155
16157 16158
>>16149
Bruh thats my fucking STAFF
>>16151
As a result of some serious sole searching and hard desicions i have decided Torc's framilier will be a

Toad
Nah, I'm to tired to think but I can decide on frog
Snake sholder thing sounds good. Mr. Snek could be a good torcher weapon
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16156
16159 16160
Thez insists I mention she has a new 'outfit'. It's basically Harley Quinn's outfit from the old Batman animated series, except with Bloodstones and Obsidians.
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.16157
16160 16161 16164
[1d20 = 3]
>>16155
Grapple
Snek
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16158
16164
>>16155
>not going with the giant python he just crafted
I am disappoint.
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.16159
>>16156
Hot.
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16160
>>16156
"Devilish."
>>16157
>gets eaten
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16161
[1d20 = 15]
>>16157

Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16162
16163 16164 16165 16167
Snek WINS
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16163
>>16162
lawl
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.16164
16166
>>16157
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v-WZ7xHEu3A
"Heard you where talking some shit"
>>16162
Well Snek, I guess it's steak for dinner
>>16158
Change of plans, thats a good ass point
Like i said, to tired to think

Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16165
16182
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>>16162
>mfw Infernius's misadventures never fail to cheer me up
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16166
16170
>>16164
He could have had better steak though if he had gone to the Trump Grill
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.16167
16169 16170 16172 16175
[1d20 = 17]
>>16162
Bodydlams snek
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16168
16171
Snek has a 25 str (+7 bonus) and Inf has a 38 (+14). 7+15 > 3+14. Snek wins.
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16169
>>16167
You lost already. Now you should be rolling to escape.
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.16170
16175 16176
[1d20 = 18]
>>16166
Mr. Snek prefers medium rare, without ketchup
>>16167
>sigh
"Come here snek"
>turns back into staff
>cast blindness on Infernius
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16171
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>>16168
>mfw I knew this could happen when I encouraged him to wrestle it
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16172
16174 16175 16183
[1d20 = 20]
>>16167

Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16173
16177 16183
Snek wins, and then returns to Torcuil
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