The latest installment of the Game, which has Tracy getting in line for heaven knows what. Trump, Torcuil and Trump are quickly,... not getting there 'cuz Trump tower only actually moves at an oxen-pace.
Previous bread here:
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/8954.html\r
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>>9669REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wherever I am, I must >rape.
>>9669That's it
I'm spending the rest of the group's money to buy a 757 from a failing Texas Oil Company
The 757 has an optimized cruising speed of 782ft/s
>>9677WhoPutYouInChargeOfTheGroup'sFinancesREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe!
>>9681I meant you broke the naming scheme
Infeernius's character really has been the most heroic, brave, and compassionate character through this whole campaign, desu.
>>9684The top of the thread is where >rape posts belong
>>9680It's a lot of plane for a relatively low price
>Donald Trump’s Boeing is one of the fastest airplanes in the world. It can achieve more than 500 miles per hour speed. The Boeing 757 is powered by a pair of Rolls-Royce RB211 turbofan engines to fly for 16 hours and can go more than 500 miles per hour. >>9680Actually, Thez hasn't been seen this morning.
>>9686If you like, wings can be put on the tower in the next session inbetween.
GM please give Tracy a chance at the gate already.
What does the gatekeeper ask next?
>>9690Wasn't she at the gate in
>>9662 → ?
What next?
>>9692Fine, I'll be the damn pilot
>>9691Alright, sorry. You have my undivided attention.
The guard follows with the question: "Talent?"
>>9695"Cutlery, combat, survival, butchering, general edginess, athleticism, crafting simple weapons, and proficiency in the new school of arcane magic known as..
futbol"
>>9696>proficiencyShit, I meant knowledge. Magic proficiency if for unicorns and 30+ virgins.
>>9696He looks at you like you're some kinda stupid. The like behind you starts to murmur with irritation.
"I mean uh,... whats your singular talent?"
>>9694Should we hijack a plane?
>>9699i feel like me and you would have to, since trumps lawfull
>>9699Are there any around to hijak? Why not purchase one from a company about to enter bankruptcy proceedings, like the real DJT did?
>>9702*rees with such intensity, Tracy should be able to hear it*
FINE! We'll take the helicopter. Even if it is less roomy...
>>9704What do you want a helicopter for when you've got a flying mount?
As the tower slowly approaches the city, more gasps of awe and amazement can be heard echoing up the line. There are a good 100 ppl behind Tracy at this point.
>>9703The guard makes a note on his clipboard and waves you past. The next room (its more just a cordoned area) has another guard at the end of line of about 10 ppl, the same who were in line before.
>>9704You have a flying building and a flying mount. Thats all.
>>9704I can still pilot those
In theoryBeginning Boarding for flight 420 to...
>>9702how much faster is Uatchit than the tower?
>>9706Use every detection-related ability to get a better grasp of wtf is going on.
Waits until it's her turn.
>>9708Fly = 1000'/min Tower = 30'/min
>>9709Unfortunately everyone is pretty tight-lipped, though there's an air of anticipation amongst the crowd despite their adverse and rough persona. There is an element of hope to everyone's stance.
>>9711Don't assume game time = real time
>>9713Reees again, more intensely
>>9707So are we going to use the heli?
I need a destination
trump me think we could get their faster on our mounts.
After a prolonged wait, Tracy reaches the next guard.
"Weapons?" he asks.
>>9710Wait, is that a measurement of feet traversed in one minute, or the number of minutes to get to Cardigan or whatever it's called?
>>9720reeeing intensifies
>>9717"Fuck it, let's go that way"
>>9719Feet per minute
I guess no one wants free helicopter rides