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Airline Peanuts
VE6yo
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No.9669
9673 9675 9677
The latest installment of the Game, which has Tracy getting in line for heaven knows what. Trump, Torcuil and Trump are quickly,... not getting there 'cuz Trump tower only actually moves at an oxen-pace.
Previous bread here: https://mlpol.net/vx/res/8954.html
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Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9879
Flashes of energy fire off intermittently from the city, as devils and demons alike unleash the full capacity of their nature upon the previously bustling city. The streets are strewn with rocks and rubble, and the occasionally torn apart remnants of an unlucky citizen.
Thez continues to unleash assault after assault, and at one point states the Lawful Dictum, leaving the area around her momentarily still and quite dead.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9880
>Aside
Everything will be explained at the conclusion of this series of skirmishes and fights. This is something of a season finale, and I'm working to make it a proper climax from which to progress the story in a more coherent and less-rigid manner. What is occurring is/was entirely inevitable and unavoidable.
Game-faces everyone. From the character's position at the wall, they have the opportunity to advance-cast any preparatory spells or make any battle-arrangements.
Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.9881
9882
Tracy's retarded faggot is back to check on her single-file march to hell.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9882
9883 9884
>>9881
No, she's back at the wall of the Quarantine area. Her weapons unfortunately are still at,... fug what's it called,... oh hell, they're still back in line.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9883
>>9882
>back at the quarantine area
Interdasting
>Her weapons unfortunately are still at,… fug
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9884
9885
>>9882
You mean the quarantine area in Port Barry?

Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9885
>>9884
Whats left of it, yes
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9886
9887
Tracy realizes the familiar (and unpleasant) environment and begins to wonder Wtf is going on. Why were all these faggots getting lined up in the giant dome when they could've entered through Port Barry?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9887
Its really a shame. I hadn't expected the whole party to go north to Cardishore, nor take the Tower with them, but it fed nicely (almost too nicely) into the unveiling plot-twist. Thez was literally the only person in the city when things started habbening, and she wasn't even present until the invasion was already well underway.
>>9886
I think you're misunderstanding. There is a several mile stretch between port Barry and Cardishore and they're entirely independent cities.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9888
9889
Can Tracy see what's ahead of her yet?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9889
9890 9896
To give an idea, this all was set in motion by a variety of momentary choices starting with Thez. One doesn't simply speak a level 48 Blasphemy (that's her ACTUAL level btw) and have nobody notice. I again allude to the earthquake metaphor. Further, one doesn't speak the Lawful Dictum AND the Word of Chaos at almost the same time and location and with the same level intensity. What's more, ever since George first appeared Tracy has had 3 characters tailing her. One was Fae obviously, while more discrete was Bob (you'll hear more about him), and a third was an invisible Imp who has been providing recon of the party's activities. The imp was hoping for an opportunity to pick off or otherwise compromise the "one who kept wandering off", but instead was in a prime position to detect the party's arrival at Cardishore.
>>9888
Yes, the scene of destruction and decimation I described above.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.9890
9891
>>9889
Why was George so interested in Tracy specifically from the beginning?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9891
>>9890
Not her specifically, but the party in general. The imp was dispatched when George got BTFO (the imp doesn't work for George, but rather those who are allied with George) to watch the party. After relaying his observations to his masters, the Imp was directed to follow Tracy, as it was assumed that in her wanderlust she would be easy to pick off.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9892
9893
Up until Thez first spoke Blasphemy, this entire dimension/realm (the Game) was unknown to any of the outer realms. Its appearance, or rather the signal that was detected from it opened it up to interaction/intervention from all sorts of factions and observers.
Ordinarily only those native to or brought to the Game can interact with it, excepting those with a legitimate grievance or business arrangement. Thez, who is wanted both legitimately and illegitimately on many planes gave plenty of 'others' all the cause they needed to explore this strange new world.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.9893
9894
>>9892
Trumpaladin, as a preliminary spell, will cast TWEET - a spell that redirects all hostiles to converge on him
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9894
9896
>>9893
An ear-piercing referee whistle cuts through the sounds of the destruction. For a moment there is silence, broken only by the sound of roaring and crackling fires.
All attention is directed at the wall of the Quarantine area. From inside the quarantine, the citizens cheer hopefully, while from everywhere else bestial and savage roars can be heard as both sides rally and focus on the gleaming Trump, standing atop the wall along with port Barry's Football-given protectors.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9895
9920
Thez <whooofs> back up to the wall, bleeding from dozens of wounds that slowly mend themselves.
"Good move. Can you guys keep their attention while I tend to the gate?" she says between labored breaths. She looks at Tracy for a moment, and sees that she has no weapons. "You of all ponies? Now?!" she growls, taking her quiver off and throwing it to Tracy. She immediately <whooofs> away.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9896
9898
>>9889
Tracy once again becomes increasingly agitated, really wishing she had her knives.
>>9894
[suppressed roaring]
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9897
new pony episode
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9898
9900 9901
>>9896
Inside the quiver you find Thez' broom, a pair of strange gold and jewelled devices that don't appear to have a function, 8 Javelins of lightning, and 99 shurikens. The quiver also has a side pocket that opens to a small cell-sized room that has,... lots of wealth in it. Lots. Like, apparently Thez absconded with a bit of the treasure from way earlier.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.9899
Any chance I can cast DEPORTATION FORCE, which would send a large number of any entities from foriegn dimensions back, or at least have as an individual but very effective attack, YOU HAVE TO GO BACK, which would do the same to individual foriegn entities?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9900
9901
>>9898
So, I got Thez's quiver?

(watching pony, pls wait)
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9901
9906
>>9898
Thez' Broom is a multiple-use item. In normal form, it is a Darkwood Staff of Ki Striking, which has been permanently made metal by an Ironwood spell. Halfway up the shaft is a small onyz ring with a button on it, which when pressed causes the staff to split into two parts, each bearing a 2' blade (Damascus, Keen, Longtooth blades).
>>9900
I always forget about new pony. ~_~
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9902
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Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9904
9905 9910
A few minutes later, as the Tower continues to slowly make its way toward port Barry, Lenos and Thez both <whooof> into the sea of faces rushing the gate of the Quarantine. Thez resumes flipping out, now armed with only her sword, while Lenos quickly goes dark-dragon and starts unleashing gouts of flaming murder at all-comers.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.9905
9910
>>9904
Am I allowed to cast mass spells like DEPORTATION FORCE or SUPERBOWL XXXII (Technically a permutation of Holy Word), or do these bad hombres need to be sent back Juan by Juan?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9906
9907 9908 9909
>>9901
Commercial break

>ki striking
Can I actually do that? (the "charge ki" was just a silly expression of impatience and a dumb reference to the first Khajit RP where Tracy bought the sword for Mitsuko as a gift for giving her some Bushido lessons: she can charge it, but she doesn't know what to do with it)
Tracy momentarily considers disassembling the complicated weapon to just take the blades....

Can Tracy see the crystal from where she is?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9907
>>9906
Ki striking is an enchantment that allows a monk to do unarmed damage with a weapon. This is due to a monk doing ridiculous damage with their unarmed strike at higher level, to the point that weapons are kinda superfluous. Thez does 5d8 with her unarmed strike.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9908
9910
>>9906
The tower is still a few miles out and making slow progress. Its currently in autopilot, and is sealed against intrusive forces (no one can break in at the moment).
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9909
9910 9919
>>9906
It requires magical crafting ability beyond Lenos' to dissect either the broom or the two weird devices in the quiver, which are themselves the blades which inhabit the broom when its split. The devices are the housing to the blades, the ring is the focal point where the magic occurs.
The staff is not actually split, it is dimensionally rent in half, and inserted magically are the two blades. The ring is a device which causes any small-handled item to become a pair of concealed blades. One could put the ring on their finger hand have a finger-blade and hand-blade if they wanted.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9910
9911
>>9909
>>9905
I doubt they could ALL be repelled so easily, if they were able to destroy the city. You'd have to have a God-level holy word to instantly banish evil of that magnitude.
>>9904
"Dammit, where's all my shit...!" Tracy begins
>>9908
The question was, can Tracy SEE the rest of the group? Furthermore, can she see any of the infernal forces?
>>9909
>no fingers
[reeeeing intensifies]
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9911
>>9910
kek, I was just alluding to one time where Thez wore the ring on her thumb, and another time it was on her tail.
You're quite right though. Trump can and will do that deportation spell, but for the moment he is out of range and such spells only work on the weaker opponents.
Tracy can see everything. The party is involuntarily gathered at the same 'starting' point (the wall), and though they're not her preferred assortment of weapons (she still has her armor) she's no longer unarmed. Shuriken=kunai btw
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9912
9913 9914
"I leave to get a break for three days, and everything turns to shit...! Tracy murmurs, getting a handle of a few of the kunai in the bag
>agitation grows
What about the other goys who were sopeacefully herded into the portal? How are they reacting.
What obstacles are between Tracy and the group? Is it a clear charge between them?
"What in Tartarus happened while I was gone?!"
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9913
9915
>>9912
The situation at Cardishore will (maybe) be resolved in time. All that has happened from the perspective of the people in line where Tracy was at is that suddenly some purple chick burst in through a dimensional fold, grabbed Tracy by the face (thats how you can tell its bad) and pulled her back through the same fold. So, there is one less person in line and the line quickly shifts to account.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9914
9916
>>9912
There are no obstacles between Tracy and the group, they're all standing around with the same bewildered and not-entirely-sure-WTF-is-going-on expression she is.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9915
9917
>>9913
"What the FU-!" *gets grabbed*
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9916
>>9914
[Confusion rapidly being replaced with ANGER]
"Can anyone explain to me like I'm an idiot just what the fuck happened while I was away?! Did the town get invaded?"
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9917
9918 9920
>>9915
That actually occurred prior to her arriving at the Quarantine, but yeah that's what happened. Thez knows that the face is how to get ppls attention, so she grabbed the face.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9918
9920
>>9917
When did she pic up Thez's quiver?
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.9919
9922 9926 10009
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>>9909
Fuck it

All accross the city, in every closed room and in every corner, there is heard a suddened wistling sound - a tweet, if you will. This is followed by a loud voice, heard everywhere, saying "Arianna Huffington is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man - he made a good decision"

All the demons in Port Barry hear the tweet, and are so enraged as to seek its source. They see a man - though perhaps more than a man, almost a God Emperor. He stands astride a big, beautiful wall - You may even call it yuge - with amber armor and a yuge, flaming sword. He says to everyone around him, "you know when they send demons over here, they're not sending their best," which enrages the demons even more. As the armies of Hell converge around him, he spreads his arms out and lets out the words OFFENSE, and casts the same in spell form on a number of allies surrounding him. They now exhude a beautiful golden glow. And finally, he moves his flaming sword up, and with a laughing nod at all of the bad hombres around him, lets out the words "You have to go back," casting DEPORTATION FORCE
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9920
9922
>>9917
Ponimaru sneaks out of the shadows behind Tracy.
"The city is under attack. The largest group of the enemies are demons, which are being supported by both devils and (((rats))). The assault first began at the city wall, which then increased in magnitude once the funnel cloud opened overhead. Ever since then, an endless stream of infernals has flooded the area killing everyone in sight, destroying all apparent buildings and structures, and setting themselves on everything good, decent, and Football."
>>9918
Thez tossed Tracy her quiver in a recent post. This one >>9895

Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9921
Outside the Quarantine Gate. Dragon-Lenos and Thez unleash a veritable cacophany of murder and destruction on the seemingly endless hoarde of attackers. While they have cleared a space between the armies and the gate, their enemies are replenished as fast as they are dispatched.
w7TKI
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No.9922
9923
>animal instincts activate
Lets get a clear scan of the quarantine area and the area beyond
Listen+Search+Spot+GatherInformation+SenseMotive
What's the blood-orgy look like out there?
>>9920
"Thanks for the quick rundown, white ninja."
*grows to full size and grabs Ponimaru to give him a jestful nuggie*
"And where have you been all this time?" (she inferred he wasn't in the crystal) she asks, as she walks towards the rest of the group, drawing her new kunai (she's been practicing with ponimaru's for concentration, so she's pretty profficient with them by now)
>>9919
>Arianna Huffington
We need moar meme-tier enemies like that.

*sneaks up and nuzzles you from behind*
w7TKI
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No.9923
[5d20 = 47]
>>9922
fucked up the roll
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9924
9927 10036
battletown.jpg
Pic related is a quick update map. The red is fire, the black is swarms of infernals, and the gold x is where the party is.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9925
9928
Is the group actually in battle now, or just getting ready for the charge.
>smell of blood
>IAmASharkInFrenzy.gif
Tracy energetically kicks at the Earth, anticipating the blood orgy, like the crazed hematolagniac she is.

Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9926
9927
>>9919 ~\\_/~# he's still out of range,... oh fuck it.
Even though the spell he's casting is an area of effect spell, I'll ignore that for the time being. His spell sends a wave of Football coursing through the amassed attackers. 2/1, easily half of them disappear with a percussive <CRACK>, though leaving behind those who are immune or not subject to such magic.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.9927
9931
>>9924
>If only there were a Trump meme to put out fires
With a few movements of his thumbs, and then with a mighty tweeting wistle, the words "It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep" are heard everywhere. Several infernals recoil at the words

"Did he just quote Mussolini?"
"OMG, I just can't even!"
>>9926
Trumpaladin puts away his Blackberry, and holds Vanderiem like a baseball bat, ready to swipe away at any and all infernals (and did he feel a horse muzzle against his back?)

Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9928
9929
>>9925
Getting ready at this point. This has all been cinematic buildup. I mean, Thez and Lenos are in combat, but its also cinematic.
With the number of assailants essentially halved, Lenos Wing Beats and sends those in front of him flying. Thez takes a devensive stance at Lenos' feet. Both effectively block the gate from assault.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9929
9932 9935
>>9928
What do the enemies look like? Is there blood everywhere?(this will factor into Tracy's reaction to the situation)