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VE6yo
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No.9669
9673 9675 9677
The latest installment of the Game, which has Tracy getting in line for heaven knows what. Trump, Torcuil and Trump are quickly,... not getting there 'cuz Trump tower only actually moves at an oxen-pace.
Previous bread here: https://mlpol.net/vx/res/8954.html
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Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10433
>>10430
I give the enemies a free helcopter ride
UtICM
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No.10434
[1d20 = 7]
>>10431
ok then i heal tracys jaw.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10435
10437
>>10429
And with THAT, the Hezrous are defeated.
An army still amasses at the party's backside, but they're vastly less confident (since, the party just routed their Lieutenants)
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10436
10439
>>10432
She doesn't actually know what she's, but she saw an opportunity.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10437
10439
>>10435
Trump remains dazed and lying on the ground
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10438
10439 10440
Thez <whooofs> in to
"Whatever,... <gasp> you guys are,.... <gasp> doing keep doing it <gasp>"
>whooofs away
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10439
10446

>>10436
what she's doing*
>Tracy's faggot is actually certfied CPR (got it in college last year)
>>10437
>>10438
>*attempts mouth-mouth on Trumpadin, but is really just covering his face at this size*
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10440
10441
1190559__safe_artist-colon-pencils_edit_twilight sparkle_alicorn_floppy ears_-colon-i_i've seen some shit_neo noir_partial color_pony_solo_this kills.jpg
>>10438
Trump would say "we are unable" but he is unable to speak
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10441
>>10440
>*picks him up and puts on back*
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10442
10443 10444 10445
Having defeated the Hezrous, the assailing armies are not really assailing. They put on a good show, but one is expecting another to do their dirty work, while all are hoping to escape w/ skin intact. The way to the stadium is clear.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10443
10452
>>10442
*gently gallops towards the stadium*
UtICM
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No.10444
10446
[1d20 = 5]
>>10442
i heal trump.
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10445
>>10442
>prepares recreational nukes
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10446
10448 10450
>>10439
>>10444
Trumpaladin sees that he is being attacked the imp, who appearently survived when he hit Tracy earlier. He waves his sword at it, but it starts to run away

Vanderiem screams,
"Aye! Get back here ya gangly horse! I'll cut your teeth off"
VE6yo
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No.10447
10449
[5d8 = 21]
Thez <whoofs back in>
"Can't stay, but the quarantine is almost won. <deep breath>.
She sees Trump's state: "Oh quit being soft!" and trump is healed dice amount and is up and around again.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10448
>>10446
kek seeing what u did there but no
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10449
>>10447
Trump wakes up confused, then walks over towards the stadium
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10450
10451
>>10446
>ignoring everything she just did
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10451
10452
>>10450
That's all he would see from his perspective
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10452
10454
>>10451
see >>10443
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10453
10454 10455 10457
As the party approaches the stadium, Soros' voice can be heard (amplified, the dodgy cunt).
"Were you, eh eh, blibbity eh eh thinking eh eh, I might, as you would say eh eh, its complicated eh"
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10454
10459
>>10452
Yeah, the imp runs away
>>10453
Trumpaladin marches right through the home gate
UtICM
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No.10455
[1d20 = 7]
>>10453
i scream IM AN ANTISEMITE LOOK AT ME
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10456
10463
No one can perfectly translate Soros, but he won't be nice.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10457
10459
>>10453
>inb4 he uses Blasphemy through the speakerphones
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10458
10460
"Hey Soros, you look a little bit lighter since the last time you came here. Like you're missing an arm or something"
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10459
10461 10462
>>10454
The imp is a grease-spot
And Trump ceaselessly and heroicaly is the first to stride the gate to stand before 42' tall Soros.
>>10457
Newp, hes using a different strategy.
As Trump exits the team-gate, Soros casts an anti-magic field, encompassing the whole stadium.
"Are you heroes or are you homos? We shall see!" he taunts
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10460
>>10458
Good point. In replacement of his arm is a heavily scaled arm, as though he's wearing a full spaulder and vambrace. It looks thoroughly uncomfortable, but as he flexes his fingers it appears effective.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10461
>>10459
>he's taller than me
reeee!

"DID YOU JUST MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WITH ALTERNATIVE SEXUAL PREFERENCES" draws sword
"YOU FUCKING BIGOT HOMOPHOBE"
Charges with Vanderiem
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10462
10464
>>10459
Sorry guys, I really have to go
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10463
10465
>>10456
Tracy smells Soros's blood, and she steps forward slowly, shaken by frenzy with knife in maw.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10464
>>10462
Gib one last meme before I stir your haggis!
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10465
10467 10470
>>10463
But he shouldn't be bleeding
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10466
i charge at soros ankles and start to climb up him shadow of the colosess style
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10467
10469
>>10465
I've actually been subtly trying to reference Hook's Crocodile from Peter Pan for a while now, but I've been lazy and nobody noticed...
nO0ip
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No.10468
[1d20 = 5]
SEVER THE HOMOPHOBES LEG!
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10469
>>10467
>tfw when I reference the Art of the Deal regularly but I'm the only one who has read it...
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10470
Thez <whoofs> in
"Don't forget about me, you fossilized reject of nature!">>10462
It isn't decided yet, but its over. I'll auto-pilot
>>10465
He isn't, but Tracy has taken his blood and made something 'new'.
w7TKI
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No.10471
10473
[1d20 = 11]
Tracy circles around the side of the stadium at full speed to take Soros from behind the ankle and sever his sinew (who said the element of Unoriginality would try something new?)
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10472
10473 10474 10475 10479
Logistically and RP speaking, Soros has limited options. To play his character right, he would lash out at all those around/immediate him for effect. He would die in a pool of his own blood, only to rejenerate, cuz only when you kill IN the abyss do those OF the abyss die. Last chance to change the outcome.
nO0ip
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No.10473
10477
[1d20 = 16]
>>10471
Saw right into the fucker's leg again, if Tracy wasn't premature in taking a turn
>Shouldn't Soros be attacking?
>>10472
What.
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10474
>>10472
i cast spell immunity on us.
w7TKI
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No.10475
10476
[1d20 = 7]
>>10472
Yeah, start maul at his blood/tissue and tear out a chunk as she passes by
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10476
>>10475
>no chunk of Jew for Tracy
nO0ip
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No.10477
10478
[1d20 = 12]
>>10473
Another slash and then pushes away Tracy, because she's been banned from that shit
nO0ip
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No.10478
[1d20 = 6]
>>10477
Slash and push!
w7TKI
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No.10479
10481
[1d20 = 12]
>>10472
Can I attack again now?
>Still running
Go for his next heel
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10480
10481 10482
"Have it your way! Do you PUNY biogenics REALLY think you can stop ME?! Enjoy this moment! You'll experience none like it!!!"
He taunts, as his form begins to slowly dissolve upon its self.
Everyone is tired, worn, beaten in some cases, and weary all around.
"Its not enough." Thez says finally. This is only temporary. Once of the infernal realms, there is no lasting vanquish. Soros has been defeated now, but he'll be back. With more numbers, with more resources, and more planning. With him, there is no lasting defeat, only temporary reprieve." She says with disgust and temerity.
w7TKI
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No.10481
10483 10486
[1d20 = 20]
>>10479
>>10480
Take one last bite out of him.
nO0ip
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No.10482
[1d20 = 14]
>>10480
"It's okay Thez. I've lived this before. I know"