The latest installment of the Game, which has Tracy getting in line for heaven knows what. Trump, Torcuil and Trump are quickly,... not getting there 'cuz Trump tower only actually moves at an oxen-pace.
Previous bread here:
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/8954.html\r
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[1d20 = 8]>>10381And the other one right up the throat
[2d20 = 28]>>10376Roll to feint a leg attack, but instead cut off the other H's balls and make an opening for the party
[2d8+2 = 35]
OOooh, that hurt. One of them only managed to distract Trump, while the other caved in his face a bit. Hold on.
>>10383Deferring attack for greater gainz. That's fukkin right.
Trump (bruised and battered) has free-reign on the H that boffed him
[1d20 = 4]>>10386Slash the fucker, but I may need to go cry in a corner for a bit
>>10387What?
>>10388I WILL FUCKING END YOU, DICE!
>>10388the h hit you in the face with its cock, it crushed your skull abit.
>>10391Not crushed, but softened
[1d20 = 8]>>10386*pockets trophy for demon-skin wallet*
>>10388>*cries*Hurl javelin into the faggot's chest before he can counter.
Also, any chance Tracy can pick up a sword or rapier from the ground on the battlefield?
>>10394No swords, all that is around are glaives (2h weapons)
Also, Infernius' turn
Torc summons some spooky bois for his turn
ok for my first move i cast invisibility purge
second move i cast banishment on the h's
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Banishment>>10397I tried that already, it did not work
>>10398this is my 6th level spell it should work.
>>10397You dont get 2 spell moves, unless one is an instant, which neither are. Invisibility purge DOES however reveal a curious Imp who is sticking close to Tracy,
[1d20 = 11]>>10401*trample the pervert to death*
>>10401ok then i designate banisment as my next move.
[2d20 = 25]>>10405>>10404Yes of course. I'm going with greater mass animate (which probably isn't a spell but w/e).
Unfortunately, it will take the dead a few moments to get their shit together, and in the meantime they're punching in the face.
You mentioned Chain Devils earlier, can Tracy pull a weapon from their bodies?
[2d8 = 77]
Oooh, it stings again.
I'm giving it to Tracy, cuz she's opposite Trump but still leading. While one H fails and misses with its attack, the other H connects with a resounding <crack>
Tracy is momentarily stunned (not lasting)
Okay, that wasn't it. I'll go with 22 though
Tracy (jaw still ringing) its ur turn
[1d20 = 3]>>10408*anger grows to a boiling point at the prospect of anyone standing in her way for this long*
>>10409>"FUck..!">>10411*bites hand off*
>>10412Well, that was a shitty roll for a shitty idea...
>>10412Bites off hand with a disabled jaw?
>>10414>disabledWait, is it really that bad?
>>10416Its worn off now, (momentary effect, just a penalty on the dice which was an ebin fail regardless)
[1d20 = 18]>>10416Stunned, not disabled. But still not good enough to be used as a main weapon
>>10415Swings at the imp while backing away from the Herzegovinians. Or maybe it's Tracy he's swinging at - can't tell, has a concusion
[1d20 = 11]>>10418Swing again at that fucker. Or poor Tracy, one of the two
>>10416ill get some heals on that after this turn.
[1d20 = 3]>>10418The Imp (which thought its self so clever) is cleaved in twain by Trump's mighty (and some might say 'lucky') swing.
Through Cleae, he has another attack which,....
His momentumous swing pings off one of the H's legs. The imp (sidequest accomplished!) is dead though.
Infernius' move
>>10422*Collapses from concussion*
>>10424Trump apparently falls forward, during Infrernius' move
Right you are good Confed-anon.
Banishment. Do you have any regents? Just asking, they're not requisite
>>10426>>10424*picks up and performs CPR*
>>10428Fuck off. You're not needed!
>>10431>CPR for a concussionI feel like I heard that as a joke on an old children's cartoon