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VE6yo
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No.9669
9673 9675 9677
The latest installment of the Game, which has Tracy getting in line for heaven knows what. Trump, Torcuil and Trump are quickly,... not getting there 'cuz Trump tower only actually moves at an oxen-pace.
Previous bread here: https://mlpol.net/vx/res/8954.html
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nO0ip
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No.10382
[1d20 = 8]
>>10381
And the other one right up the throat
w7TKI
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No.10383
10386
[2d20 = 28]
>>10376
Roll to feint a leg attack, but instead cut off the other H's balls and make an opening for the party
VE6yo
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No.10384
10385
[2d8+2 = 35]
OOooh, that hurt. One of them only managed to distract Trump, while the other caved in his face a bit. Hold on.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10385
10387
>>10384
What.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10386
10388 10394
>>10383
Deferring attack for greater gainz. That's fukkin right.
Trump (bruised and battered) has free-reign on the H that boffed him
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10387
10388
>>10385
you got cock slaped
nO0ip
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No.10388
10389 10390 10391 10394
[1d20 = 4]
>>10386
Slash the fucker, but I may need to go cry in a corner for a bit
>>10387
What?
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10389
>>10388
I WILL FUCKING END YOU, DICE!
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10390
10393
>>10388
Bay 7 is for crying
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10391
10392 10393
>>10388
the h hit you in the face with its cock, it crushed your skull abit.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10392
>>10391
Not crushed, but softened
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10393
>>10391
>crushed skull
Uh...
>>10390
Goes to bay 7
w7TKI
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No.10394
10395
[1d20 = 8]
>>10386
*pockets trophy for demon-skin wallet*
>>10388
>*cries*
Hurl javelin into the faggot's chest before he can counter.

Also, any chance Tracy can pick up a sword or rapier from the ground on the battlefield?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10395
>>10394
No swords, all that is around are glaives (2h weapons)
Also, Infernius' turn
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10396
10405
786befbc6d89d5331e8ac3a9d9a91f6b.jpg
Torc summons some spooky bois for his turn
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10397
10398 10400 10401
ok for my first move i cast invisibility purge
second move i cast banishment on the h's
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Banishment
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10398
10399
>>10397
I tried that already, it did not work
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10399
>>10398
this is my 6th level spell it should work.
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10400
>>10397
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Invisibility_Purge
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10401
10403 10406
>>10397
You dont get 2 spell moves, unless one is an instant, which neither are. Invisibility purge DOES however reveal a curious Imp who is sticking close to Tracy,
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10402
10404 10405
Torcuil is next
w7TKI
?
No.10403
[1d20 = 11]
>>10401
*trample the pervert to death*
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10404
10407
>>10402
He summoned spooki bois
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10405
10407
>>10402
See
>>10396

Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10406
10425
>>10401
ok then i designate banisment as my next move.
VE6yo
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No.10407
[2d20 = 25]
>>10405
>>10404
Yes of course. I'm going with greater mass animate (which probably isn't a spell but w/e).
Unfortunately, it will take the dead a few moments to get their shit together, and in the meantime they're punching in the face.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10408
10412
You mentioned Chain Devils earlier, can Tracy pull a weapon from their bodies?
VE6yo
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No.10409
10412
[2d8 = 77]
Oooh, it stings again.
I'm giving it to Tracy, cuz she's opposite Trump but still leading. While one H fails and misses with its attack, the other H connects with a resounding <crack>
Tracy is momentarily stunned (not lasting)

Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10410
Okay, that wasn't it. I'll go with 22 though
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10411
10412
Tracy (jaw still ringing) its ur turn
w7TKI
?
No.10412
10413 10414 10415
[1d20 = 3]
>>10408
*anger grows to a boiling point at the prospect of anyone standing in her way for this long*
>>10409
>"FUck..!"
>>10411
*bites hand off*
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10413
>>10412
Well, that was a shitty roll for a shitty idea...
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10414
10416
>>10412
Bites off hand with a disabled jaw?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10415
10418
>>10412
fail. Trump, its u
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10416
10417 10418 10420
>>10414
>disabled
Wait, is it really that bad?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10417
>>10416
Its worn off now, (momentary effect, just a penalty on the dice which was an ebin fail regardless)
nO0ip
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No.10418
10419 10421 10422
[1d20 = 18]
>>10416
Stunned, not disabled. But still not good enough to be used as a main weapon

>>10415
Swings at the imp while backing away from the Herzegovinians. Or maybe it's Tracy he's swinging at - can't tell, has a concusion
nO0ip
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No.10419
10422
[1d20 = 11]
>>10418
Swing again at that fucker. Or poor Tracy, one of the two
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10420
>>10416
ill get some heals on that after this turn.
VE6yo
?
No.10421
[1d20 = 3]
>>10418
The Imp (which thought its self so clever) is cleaved in twain by Trump's mighty (and some might say 'lucky') swing.
Through Cleae, he has another attack which,....
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10422
10424
>>10418
>>10419
You jerk! Reeeee!
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10423
10425
His momentumous swing pings off one of the H's legs. The imp (sidequest accomplished!) is dead though.
Infernius' move
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10424
10426 10428 10431
>>10422
*Collapses from concussion*
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10425
>>10406
>>10423

Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10426
10431
>>10424
Trump apparently falls forward, during Infrernius' move
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10428
10429 10431
>>10424
i heal trump.
UtICM
?
No.10429
10435
[1d20 = 13]
>>10428

Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10430
10433
Right you are good Confed-anon.
Banishment. Do you have any regents? Just asking, they're not requisite
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10431
10432 10434
>>10426
>>10424
*picks up and performs CPR*
>>10428
Fuck off. You're not needed!
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10432
10436
>>10431
>CPR for a concussion
I feel like I heard that as a joke on an old children's cartoon