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Airline Peanuts
VE6yo
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No.9669
9673 9675 9677
The latest installment of the Game, which has Tracy getting in line for heaven knows what. Trump, Torcuil and Trump are quickly,... not getting there 'cuz Trump tower only actually moves at an oxen-pace.
Previous bread here: https://mlpol.net/vx/res/8954.html
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Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10537
Meanwhile:
"That, well it didn't hurt as much as I thought it would. It did hurt though," she says to GM.
I know. ~_~
"I meant what I said though, I think they'll survive. In game or outside, I think these ones are stronk."
You're memeing at me?
"Xp are you complaining? This IS all your fault after all!"
Wench. Don't you have stuff to do?
"Nope, I'm here until something demands my attention. Get used to it faggot!"
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10538
>>10535
Ooooooh, u motherfucker
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10539
10540 10542 10550
BTW before I forget (Thez was gonna say this in her goodbye spiel but forgot) Tracy: stop fighting it. You're pregnant now. I'll explain it if you want, but it is what it is.
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10540
>>10539
>high pitch sqweeeing.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10541
10543
>>10534
The jeweler runs up to you.
"Mr Trump! Mr Trump, I am directed to inform you that arrangements have been made, and through this jeweler (he stops for a moment cuz its talking about him) has legitimate contracts guaranteeing a sufficient influx of wealth to the city. You're welcome,"
Signed T
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10542
10544
>>10539
Ignoring this post for the time being
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10543
>>10541
"Huh?"
Trump thinks about the business contract he overheard Thez making
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10544
10545
>>10542
He's right.
Gentlemen (and/or ladies?) its been real. More real than it should have been, which is why its been so much fun. I thank and appreciate you all, inndividually and collectively.
I plan for more, so further players need not hide nor be shy.
Good game everyone, good game.
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10545
10547
>>10544
what is the belt?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10546
"Enough of that Smarmy sheit." Lenos breaks in.
"Quit being a bunch of faggots." he says, returning to the forge.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10547
10548 10549
>>10545
Uhhhhh,... put it on.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10548
>>10547
... before the sleeves
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10549
>>10547
ok i put it on.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10550
10551 10557
606742__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-aryanne_artist-colon-randy_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_big eyes_blood_face picture_female_implied violence_i.jpg
>>10539
>thought she was infertile for all these years
>Just finished an intense, grueling battle
>massive mind-fuck from manifesting an enormous number of latent psionic powers, and abilities of 4-5 prestige classes
>now this
*faints*
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10551
10553 10554 10558
>>10550
>faints
Preggos, amirite?
Seriously, Q/A/Meta time. Bring it.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10553
10556
>>10551
Did Soros scream like a bitch when I rolled that last 20 to take a bite out of him?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10554
10562
>>10551
How should I go about slowly developing extraplanar and psionic abilities?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10555
>Pregnancy
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10556
10559
>>10553
He's STILL fuming. Do you KNOW how ingratiating it is to get BTFO by a bunch of anons on a 'random' board?? He won't live this one down, not after losing an arm (u saw how quick he was to transfer 'funds')
nO0ip
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No.10557
10560
33330283_ef24501ba8_b.jpg
Trump sighs, and pulls out an old, yet still fully inflated Football from his pack

>>10550
Tracy! he yells out at the now back to small pony-sized blue horse. He shows her the ball. "Me and my old friends on the patrol would play this on the field between shifts... hell, during shifts, back when we were stationed in Edinburgh, in the Valley. I kept it with me all these many years, through my first term as sheriff, through the tribulations against the NFL, and now here. It's one of the few things that had remained. I had thought I would use it to kick off the Port Barry Generals, but I feel like they need something less of me and more of them. I want you to take it. Not just take it, use it. See if any of the children - hell, any of the actual players, will play with you. You know I can teach you"
offers the ball, which is a bit faded

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Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10558
10562 10568
>>10551
did i gain levels in jedi?
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10559
10561 10562
>>10556
It's a videogame and paranormal board

How is Tracy pregnant?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10560
10563
>>10557
You bastard...
*is out cold, cold*
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10561
830606__artist needed_safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_monochrome_punisher.png
>>10559
>paranormal board
There's your answer.
This is /vx/: the larps are real.
Have fun being a dad.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10562
10563 10568
>>10554
Keep on, Do it.
>>10558
You seem to have levels. Go forth young padawan.
>>10559
Its a paranormal board. Okay, when Tracy drank Soros' blood she inherited part of his lasting nature, which repaired her reproductive tract, Then Trump <ahem> "adminidtered care"
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10563
10565
>>10560
"It's okay, you can play it with us"
>>10562
So... Is Trumpaladin the Father?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10564
10566 10568
"That there is and would be a child of Trump and Tracy is very clearly written in the beore-prophecy of the prophecy. I thought you knew all that," Fae offers
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10565
10566
>>10563
"Progenitor is the preferred term"
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10566
10569 10572
>>10564
>>10565
Fae, why you betray me like this?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10567
Yeah, that was some metaphysical shit that just went down.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10568
10570
>>10558
I did.
>>10562
Later that week, Tracy hits the books like she's goddamn Twilight, inspired by a newfound ambition.
She reads all the books surrounding psionic, local politics and geography, dungeons, planning weddings, knife-crafting, arcane spells surrounding regular polygons, famous Footballers, child care, and ancient zebra alchemy, maxing out her knowledge ranks in all of the fields.
>>10564
>Trumpaladin fulfilled the horsepussy element of the prophecy
John Elway smiles down upon the football field.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10569
10571 10575
>>10566
"Betray? I am stalwart against any that would defy the Law,... even you good Horsefucker" ^_~
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10570
10573
>>10568
You're not maxing out on everything.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10571
10574
>>10569
Just... Why
Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.10572
10575
>>10566
>John Elway
>Football
>roasted Goat
>licking herself
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>You
Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.10573
>>10570
Yeah, that's bullshit... Reading is for Unicorns..
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10574
>>10571
You think I'm gonna sideline my effervescent-ness for just any reason?
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10575
10577 10579
>>10572
>>>e621
No I wasn't talking about being with the lizard cat, I meant why she gotta pair me with Anakin Skywalker over here
>>10569
WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE FOREWARNED ME!

Reeeeeeee!!!!
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10576
>prolly didn't finish the vid to see the gurl faded away.
There are so many layers to this. Just go with it.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10577
10578
>>10575
"I could have, but then the prophecy might have been nullified. THAT should be avoided (as it was and should be) far more than any lives of yours or mine!"
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10578
10582
>>10577
"It appears I know less than I thought I did. Where does this prophecy go from here?"
Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.10579
10581
>>10575
>Anakin Skywalker
*Tracy's faggot takes note to add a couple Star Wars references to the next development flowchart*
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10581
10583
>>10579
It'll be from the prequel series, keep that in mind
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10582
10585
BTW, mainboard rape.
>>10578
"It was not certain that you fulfilled the prophecy until you <ahem> filled it. Where it goes may take days, weeks, months, or more to gestate. Though it awkward, brave Trump, you can/will endure."
She seems to have increased appreciation of Trump.
Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.10583
Spoilered
>>10581
Sounds absolutely Unoriginal.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10584
Elway praise Trump
Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.10585
10586
>>10582
*Tracy's faggot crosses-out 7 of the flowcharts that led to Tracy murdering Fae*
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10586
10587 10588
>>10585
Go with it. Do you realize the modifiers a preggo mother gets in a fight?! Its INSANE!
Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.10587
10589 10593
>>10586
Don't get me wrong; there were more than twenty of them.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10588
10593
>>10586
He's already doing more than enough bullshit to super buff his character into the most powerful jedi or whatever that ever lived, I think that's not necessary