The latest installment of the Game, which has Tracy getting in line for heaven knows what. Trump, Torcuil and Trump are quickly,... not getting there 'cuz Trump tower only actually moves at an oxen-pace.
Previous bread here:
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/8954.html\r
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[1d20 = 7]
>>9723
"Step through the arch" he directs.
<BEEEEWWWWWP>
"Ma'am, I need all weapons deposited. You will be able to retrieve them upon exit."
>>9728That was the plan from the beginning. You wanted a unicorn yes? I thought this was established/
[2d20 = 12]
*opens knife cozy*
Several hundred knifes fall out in a massive pile on the conveyer belt.
Bluff + Sleight of Hand to conceal the other half of the bag's content
>>9730>I got greedy and rolled two diceThis is what I deserve...
>>9729I honestly had no idea what was going on.
So where are we going?
>>9731"Look lady, I don't got all day. You can put 'em in in the bin, ALL of 'em, or you can get up outta my face."
Yeah, he's a nog.
>>9732I ask myself the same question. Not having the resources of the Tower to access, nor any standing army from Port Barry, changes things
>>9733*Dumps over nine thousand knives on the conveyor belt, causing massive inconvenience to everyone involved*
>>9732The Tower is currently moving north, while Trump and Infernius mount their respective mounts; the former on Fae in a regal pose, while the latter surf-boards along on Uatchit (he notices that the saddle is extra rough to accommodate feet vs. sitting)
>>9736I'll follow those faggots
>>9737First, you'll have to impress Trollestia with your rare Pepe collection.
>>9735He looks over at the conveyor. He looks at you. He looks at his shoes, then the ceiling, then wipes his nose: "Ma'am," he begins. He waves over to his right.
"We're gonna have to uh, I don't know, I gotta get my supervisor," he apologizes unconvincingly.
>>9738Ponimaru is not available for some reason.
>>9742Didn't I already do that?
And thats when I gave my back story
>>9743Yes. She said it'll need a re-write, but it was accepted
>>9740*Rapidly throws knives back into knife cozy with godlike profession*
>>9743You did; GM just never showed her reply to the Pepe collection.
>>9745"Now hold on, don't get maaaaad." he tries to calm the situation.
>>9747She's not mad (yet). She's just putting her shit back in the bag, because it's only a problem outside of it (12 foot tall pile of knives is just a hassle to deal with).
>>9748"Ma'am, you're gonna have to leave the whole thing here. I mean uh,... all of it. I mean we can get all ur shit back to you, but in order for ME to let YOU up in HEEEAH, I'm a need u to drop the knives. Please understand that I ain't hatin'. Nah, a talking pony (he had plenty of spot checks) could go pretty far up in here. But in order to get IN, you gotta drop ALL your weapons. Sorry, that's just how this game works."
Trump and Infernius arrive on Fae and Uatchit respectively. They kinda shuffle to the side of the entrance to be out of the way but still on hand.
>>9750"Thank you, I know it sucks. Sorry 'bout dat." he says as Tracy is veritably shoved into the next section of cordone and canvas walled hallway. The same line that has been in front of her still is so, and the current room seems suited to dealing with more than one person at a time. Tracy sees that the line in front of her depletes at a much faster rate, while the people who were behind her in line quickly stream into the area.
>>9751Now who and what do they see?
>>9751i go to the front of the line.
Uh, I guess then Trumpaladin tries to flag down a guard
>>9751Tracy looks around the strange establishment inspectively and attempts to take note of her surroundings (building+people), however, she's a bit distracted trying to stay sane without her knives...
>>9752Trump and Infernius see a line of people well outside a building and a steady pace of people maintaining the line as it proceeds inwards. There is a tell-tale pile of blades in the security checkpoint at least one of which Infernius has has up his ass at some point. Simply put, both Trump and Infernius know that Tracy is inside. Maybe Torcuil too but IDK what he's doing.
>>9756Last time he said he was following Trump and Infernius.
Would Trollestia let him ride her?
>>9756i barge to the front of the line.
>>9757"Lookit this guy. Wait in line like everybody else!"
He shakes his head and mutters to himself.
>>9758Yeah, out of boredom if nothing else
>>9760"We would like to speak to who ever is in charge here?"
>>9761What did she think of the Pepe collection (This is important to me)?
>>9762"This guy, you funny man. I hope you do well." he dismisses.
>>9763Wait, its important to you what she thought of his pepe collection. Is that accurate?
>>9766"Uh... Excuse me? What the Hell is going on?"
Meanwhile Tracy continues to slowly work her way in line along what appears now to be a spirallized dome, where the line spirals along the inside perimeter of a tower that eventually redirects inward at a portal. She finds herself greeted with another guard.
"Any valuables, please deposit all valuables, if you don't want it getting jacked, please put it here now. Passed this point is NO liability nahwhaddamsayin?"
>>9764*Frustration and knife withdrawal festures as she waits in line*
>>9769>IAlreadyCameThisFar.jpg*drops her shit and goes for it, bringing just her chains*
>>9771Pretty sure those stay at the check point
>>9771>chains"Uh yeah, lady you're gonna have to leave those. In fact, I'ma have to tear some shit out the nigga at the last checkpoint. Mothafucka"
>>9773>rooooooooooooooooooooooDrops everything and jumps into the unknown.