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>>10328
But we've hit the Herzegovinians with multiple 19s

[1d20 = 20]
>>10328
how many fires have i put out?

>>10332
Yes, but just cuz you roll doesn't mean I'll use 'em. I may disregard entirely.

[1d20 = 3]
Uh... My turn?

Slash at the Herzegovinians if they aren't deported

>>10333
With that roll, the overwhelming majority. There are still scattered fires, but you've done Smokey proud.

>>10334
>Disregarding a legal notice to appear
I'll have you know that could result in your being ordered removed en absentia

[3d20 = 21]
>>10329
Oh yes! Burn, baby, burn!
Tracy is now beside herself in carnal frenzy. She cleaves through the horde, trampling and slashing anyone who dare gets in her way, blowing smoke and roaring in fury.
>>10333
20 AND trips.
A lot.

[1d20 = 5]
>>10338
Is it my turn?

Um... Kill the enemy and move forward down the street

[1d20 = 15]
>>10339
Finish-off whatever he tried to kill

[1d20 = 6]
>>10340
And keep on rolling

>>10341
Ah...

[1d20 = 10]
kill all the demons

[1d20 = 10]
>>10340
Kill all that he did not kill

[2d20 = 22]
>>10343
>Not even trying to say how you did it

Cone of smoke ahead to confuse the horde
Roar for intimidation

[2d20 = 31]
Sry, browser crash.
Hezrous are not to be sniffed at (literally, but they're also beefy).
None are dead. As the party stares them headlong
<BOOOM>
Klaus comes speeding in on a forklift, owning one of them. Completely.
Theres 2 now.
Begin round, with the H attacking Trump

[1d20 = 3]
>>10345
i kill them with my sword duh, while advanceing to the stadium

[2d20 = 11]
>>10345
>Little pony roaring
Fill in the cone with 4d chess moves to confuse whatever Tracy failed to, then grab the Herzegovinian by the muzzle and slash at its throat

[2d8+4 = 12]
Trump gets beaten about. Not gonna lie, that hurt.

>>10348
reeeeeee!

[1d20 = 11]
>>10348
She's as big as a clydsdale at this point.

Rush-in to take out one of the H's sinews.

>>10351
Still a horse

>>10351
Pick one, its your move

>>10352
Also, size buffs expire

I use this violation of the NAP as an excused to use
>Two Weren't enough Recreational Nukes™

[1d20 = 16]
>>10351
The left
Try to take off his leg, in the process of crippling it.

>>10355
Oh fuck...

>>10355
>all this damaged property
Checks out.

[1d20 = 9]
>>10356
>Can I attack?
Attack Herzegovinian

[1d20 = 11]
>>10355
uh... what nuke?

>>10355
I'll give everyone 9 rounds. ^_^

[1d20 = 4]
>>10359
First attack fails, and

... 2nd attack 4 trump fails.
Infernius?

[1d20 = 8]
>>10364
i advance towards the stadium

>>10363
Where you going? (Training Day reference)
No seriously, you don't know what u just did.

>>10365
The way is blocked. Hezrous are massive, and more than capable of blocking your path. Move?

[1d20 = 7]
>>10366
He better not have damaged my property

>NAP violated
Slashes with more anger than normal

[1d20 = 7]
>>10359
Use his attack as an opening to make another of her own to sunder it's weapon.

[1d20 = 3]
>>10367
cut the muscles in their legs

[1d20 = 16]
>>10370
Try to get a good dice roll for once, then kill the son of a bitch

>>10370
Fail! Torcuil is next

[1d20 = 4]
>>10371
SMITE THE AGAIN!

[1d20 = 10]
>>10371
im trying man.

>>10372
oh....

[1d20 = 3]
>>10370
I tyried that earlier in >>10356
Did it work?
*goes for the other leg*

>>10366
I exersisd my right to use recreational nukes those who violate the NAP
>>10372

>>10374
I mean I try to get a good dice roll. No one had good dice roles

>all this jumping of the gun
Guys, c'mon seriously?
The order is:
Enemies (technically go first, but only cuz easy(
Tracy
Trump
Infernius
and Torcuil.
but that's only for this fight, which (should) will be over soon

[2d20 = 25]
>>10377
O right. Enemies then
Both Hezrous double on Trump

[1d20 = 12]
>>10379
So.... I think Tracy went last, so me

Slash the fucker!