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VE6yo
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No.9669
9673 9675 9677
The latest installment of the Game, which has Tracy getting in line for heaven knows what. Trump, Torcuil and Trump are quickly,... not getting there 'cuz Trump tower only actually moves at an oxen-pace.
Previous bread here: https://mlpol.net/vx/res/8954.html
\r
959 replies and 64 files omitted.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10031
>>10028
>At least Trollestia has never contemplated buring down Port Barry, has never stabbed Inferius, and has never kicked Trump
Tourcil was pussyfooting about taking Trollestia as a mount at that time, so she couldn't be summoned
>>10029
She had to have heard the Arianna Huffington Tweet, and that has to be exactly the sort of thing that would interest her
>>10030
READ
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10032
>>10030
I'm murder hoers, he's the guy who keeps trying to steal your waifu.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10033
>takes a deep breath, steeling himself for what's about to go down.
You ready for this?
"... yeah."
You know it has to be this way. The mechanics wouldn't work if we keep on how they have been going.
"... yeah, I know."
>>10030
Yeah ya did. You've got time though
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10034
10035 10037
I gotta burn something big before the level up if I want to take the prestige class
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10035
>>10034
Don't worry about that. There's gonna be a time-gap after this fight, with plenty of exp to devote.
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10036
10038
>>9924
Oh, huh
So this is the shit we are dealing with?
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10037
Spoilered
>>10034
And maybe Trump needs to slay or eternally banish a Cauchemar to level up in demon slaying
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10038
10040
>>10036
Yeah, shit got real really quick, and under everyone's noses. I didn't plan for everyone leaving, but the rest I did plan for. It all happened at the same time, and 'this' is the outcome.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10039
10040
... all day yesterday, as the party continued with the 'standing in line' story (I'm not criticizing, but being aware of what was happening elsewhere there was a good deal of face-palming) I was thinking "Well that happened unopposed, and that happened unopposed, and that, and that, and that."
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10040
>>10038
>>10039
Ahhh
Honestly, I was busy and tired as fuck yesterday, so I just went with the flow.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10041
10042 10045
Tracy closes her eyes and hones her Concentration skill, trying to focus on maintaining her larger shape.
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10042
>>10041
Torcuil prepares his staffs (staves?) and studys his meme book, remembering an old battle anthem
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kh7cTdoGaQ
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10043
10044 10047 10054
as soon as shit pops off, infernuis is gonna charge the horde coming at us.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10044
10046 10047
>>10043
K, Infernius is set. That leaves Torcuil, Trump, and Tracy. I'll wait until they declare progressive (time-sensitive) actions.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10045
10054
>>10041
>Doesn't want to be hurled headlong into the enemy formations with knives in both hands, then transform in mid air
Uh, okay
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10046
10048
>>10044
What time are we starting?
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10047
>>10043
>>10044
actually i bull rush them.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10048
10050 10054
>>10046
Was intended for ~5pm PST, but I also thought I was gonna be occupied until then. So, whenever.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10049
10050 10052
Tl:dr
>Ready as soon as everyone is ready
>Infernius is ready
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10050
10051
>>10048
>>10049
I gotta do some shit, but expect me at about 1900 est
In the meantime, Torcuil prepares for battle
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10051
>>10050
Oooh, a suspensful delay. Any objections?
nO0ip
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No.10052
10053
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>>10049
I need to know if I am wife non-romantic partner throwing Tracy like a football
\r
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10053
10058 10062
>>10052
That is still an option, she is pony-sized at the moment. kek
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10054
10055 10056 10057
Untitled.jpg
>>10043
Assuming Tracy is at full size by then, she'd run around the side of the horde and flank the weakest-looking links in a high-speed with a full Cauchemar's monstrous form attack (2 Flaming Hooves and substitute bite with slashing from a short blade), if not snorting a cone of smoke into the crowd first (idk if I can do that in one turn, but do it). After taking out the weakest link, she'd proceed to Cleave to the next enemy.
>tl;dr: hit the weakest faggot with everything she's got from the side.
Do i need to activate improved initiative and power attack feats for them to work?
>>10045
>hands
Pretty sure she needs all four hooves to air walk, or even run at full size, but I get the picture.
>>10048
I might have to leave some time within the next two hours, for about half an hour...
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10055
>>10054
you have to atcivate power attack, improved initiative is passive.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10056
10058
>>10054
Take all the time you need, won't kick off until proof of life. Until then, Tracy's set.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10057
10059
>>10054
I take it that's a "No"

But the Horde is airborne and on all meaningful sides of us, and we're on a wall. There is no flanking the deomns
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10058
10060 10062
>>10056
>>10053
How big is she, because I'll change if she's small.
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10059
10060 10062
>>10057
they're flying?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10060
10063
>>10058
She's small at the moment. I leave the rest at your discretion.
>>10059
Mostly no, but there are flying units inbound with a rapid pace. That they haven't attacked is a matter pf pacing.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10061
10065
>the Horde is airborne
Not all of those infernals can fly. In fact, most of them can't.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10062
Because Fuck You.jpg
I'm throwing something damn it! If none of the pack animals will take my halberd I'm using it as a throwing spear
>>10059
Probably? I'm not sure how demons work, but I would imagine most are in the air and some are on the ground. You have your fly-mount, so you can engage them in the air, or wait for them to land on the wall-top
>>10058
Pony sized, see >>10053

Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10063
10064 10065
>>10060
If she's small, then I have to write a new plan, because she doesn't have the power attack, or cleave feats in that form.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10064
>>10063
Don't think too hard, with the way the scene has been (deliberately) scripted, any change is a snap.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10065
10066
Really.gif
>>10061
>>10063
I swear to God
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10066
0605-celeb-john-elway-240x285.png
>>10065
SWEAR TO ME!!!
couldn't help myself
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10067
Also, mainboard rape
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10068
10069
Tks based Trump-anon
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10069
10070
You're welcome.jpg
>>10068
You're welcome
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10070
10071
>>10069
(deliberate goading) So uh, any idea what Trump is gonna do when time starts again?
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10071
10072 10074
>>10070
First, cast OFFENSE on all nearby players

Second, Tweet the Musolini Tweet so as to encourage the enemies to break ranks

What happens after Trump puts down his blackberry is a bit less certain, although I suspect I will have Thez play Blaze of Glory from any available speakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCeIIcPAwv8

If Tracy will have me Throw her, she shall be hurled headlong into their formations. If she does not, AND Inferius has no interest in the Halberd, I will throw it like a throwing spear into any larger nearby enemies.

After that, it's pull Vanderiem out, and charge the enemy on Dragonne back
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10072
10073
>>10071
i like the throwing halberd idea.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10073
10076
>>10072
Inferius can of course, pick up the halberd thereafter, if he can pry it from a demon's skull
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10074
>>10071
>Blaze of Glory
Stop invoking my childhood u putz. Xp
Trump is rdy.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10075
10077 10078 10100
>Tracy only proficient in knives
>checks abilities
>use Magic device skill + Arcane knowledge
Can Tracy figure out how to use those Javelins?
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10076
>>10073
trump you smart.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10077
>>10075
There's nothing to figure out. Throw them at a target, they become bolts of lightning.

Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10078
10079
a4GYAqv_700b (2).jpg
>>10075
Literally any long pointy spear-type weapon can be used as a javelin if only thrown with enough force. Even a pony carry a halberd
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10079
10080 10081
>>10078
>really wants someone to carry the halbard
Does anyone wanna throw it? No bully,....
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10080
10082
>>10079
I'll throw it