The latest installment of the Game, which has Tracy getting in line for heaven knows what. Trump, Torcuil and Trump are quickly,... not getting there 'cuz Trump tower only actually moves at an oxen-pace.
Previous bread here:
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/8954.html\r
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>>10028>At least Trollestia has never contemplated buring down Port Barry, has never stabbed Inferius, and has never kicked TrumpTourcil was pussyfooting about taking Trollestia as a mount at that time, so she couldn't be summoned
>>10029She had to have heard the Arianna Huffington Tweet, and that has to be exactly the sort of thing that would interest her
>>10030READ
>>10030I'm murder hoers, he's the guy who keeps trying to steal your waifu.
>takes a deep breath, steeling himself for what's about to go down.You ready for this?
"... yeah."
You know it has to be this way. The mechanics wouldn't work if we keep on how they have been going.
"... yeah, I know."
>>10030Yeah ya did. You've got time though
I gotta burn something big before the level up if I want to take the prestige class
>>10034Don't worry about that. There's gonna be a time-gap after this fight, with
plenty of exp to devote.
>>9924Oh, huh
So this is the shit we are dealing with?
>>10036Yeah, shit got real really quick, and under everyone's noses. I didn't plan for everyone leaving, but the rest I did plan for. It all happened at the same time, and 'this' is the outcome.
... all day yesterday, as the party continued with the 'standing in line' story (I'm not criticizing, but being aware of what was happening elsewhere there was a good deal of face-palming) I was thinking "Well that happened unopposed, and that happened unopposed, and that, and that, and that."
>>10038>>10039Ahhh
Honestly, I was busy and tired as fuck yesterday, so I just went with the flow.
Tracy closes her eyes and hones her Concentration skill, trying to focus on maintaining her larger shape.
>>10041Torcuil prepares his staffs (staves?) and studys his meme book, remembering an old battle anthem
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kh7cTdoGaQ as soon as shit pops off, infernuis is gonna charge the horde coming at us.
>>10043K, Infernius is set. That leaves Torcuil, Trump, and Tracy. I'll wait until they declare progressive (time-sensitive) actions.
>>10044What time are we starting?
>>10043>>10044actually i bull rush them.
>>10046Was intended for ~5pm PST, but I also thought I was gonna be occupied until then. So, whenever.
Tl:dr
>Ready as soon as everyone is ready
>Infernius is ready
>>10048>>10049I gotta do some shit, but expect me at about 1900 est
In the meantime, Torcuil prepares for battle
>>10050Oooh, a suspensful delay. Any objections?
>>10049I need to know if I am
wife non-romantic partner throwing Tracy like a football
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>>10052That is still an option, she is pony-sized at the moment.
kek >>10043Assuming Tracy is at full size by then, she'd run around the side of the horde and flank the weakest-looking links in a high-speed with a full Cauchemar's monstrous form attack (2 Flaming Hooves and substitute bite with slashing from a short blade), if not snorting a cone of smoke into the crowd first (idk if I can do that in one turn, but do it). After taking out the weakest link, she'd proceed to Cleave to the next enemy.
>tl;dr: hit the weakest faggot with everything she's got from the side.Do i need to activate improved initiative and power attack feats for them to work?
>>10045>handsPretty sure she needs all four hooves to air walk, or even run at full size, but I get the picture.
>>10048I might have to leave some time within the next two hours, for about half an hour... >>10054you have to atcivate power attack, improved initiative is passive.
>>10054Take all the time you need, won't kick off until proof of life. Until then, Tracy's set.
>>10054I take it that's a "No"
But the Horde is airborne and on all meaningful sides of us, and we're on a wall. There is no flanking the deomns
>>10056>>10053How big is she, because I'll change if she's small.
>>10058She's small at the moment. I leave the rest at your discretion.
>>10059Mostly no, but there are flying units inbound with a rapid pace. That they haven't attacked is a matter pf pacing.
>the Horde is airborne
Not all of those infernals can fly. In fact, most of them can't.
I'm throwing something damn it! If none of the pack animals will take my halberd I'm using it as a throwing spear
>>10059Probably? I'm not sure how demons work, but I would imagine most are in the air and some are on the ground. You have your fly-mount, so you can engage them in the air, or wait for them to land on the wall-top
>>10058Pony sized, see
>>10053>>10060If she's small, then I have to write a new plan, because she doesn't have the power attack, or cleave feats in that form.
>>10063Don't think too hard, with the way the scene has been (deliberately) scripted, any change is a snap.
>>10069(deliberate goading) So uh, any idea what Trump is gonna do when time starts again?
>>10070First, cast OFFENSE on all nearby players
Second, Tweet the Musolini Tweet so as to encourage the enemies to break ranks
What happens after Trump puts down his blackberry is a bit less certain, although I suspect I will have Thez play Blaze of Glory from any available speakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCeIIcPAwv8If Tracy will have me Throw her, she shall be hurled headlong into their formations. If she does not, AND Inferius has no interest in the Halberd, I will throw it like a throwing spear into any larger nearby enemies.
After that, it's pull Vanderiem out, and charge the enemy on Dragonne back
>>10071i like the throwing halberd idea.
>>10072Inferius can of course, pick up the halberd thereafter, if he can pry it from a demon's skull
>>10071>Blaze of GloryStop invoking my childhood u putz. Xp
Trump is rdy.
>Tracy only proficient in knives
>checks abilities
>use Magic device skill + Arcane knowledge
Can Tracy figure out how to use those Javelins?
>>10075There's nothing to figure out. Throw them at a target, they become bolts of lightning.
>>10075Literally any long pointy spear-type weapon can be used as a javelin if only thrown with enough force. Even a pony carry a halberd
>>10078>really wants someone to carry the halbardDoes anyone wanna throw it? No bully,....