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Anonymous
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No.46427
46431 46437
This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.

Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.

There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.

The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.

Players should roll a d100
1023 replies and 108 files omitted.
Anonymous
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No.47227
>>47224
*Rape victimhood

>>47225
Reee! That's supposed to be my thing
Anonymous
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No.47228
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>>47226

Anonymous
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No.47229
>>47226
Im used to being the bad guy
Anonymous
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No.47233
47234
Did Snek get any lvls from the mummies?
Anonymous
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No.47234
47235
>>47233
But it was only one encounter
Anonymous
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No.47235
47236 47237
>>47234
True, but Snek is still lvl 1, and I'm assuming that the mummies aren't exactly low leveled
Anonymous
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No.47236
47238
>>47235
Level 1?
Anonymous
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No.47237
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>>47235
I'm not sure how advancement of monsters goes, but I think the racial hit die are counted as character levels for the purpose of xp, so that Snek, with 11 racial hit die and a level in rogue, would essentially be going from level 12 to 13, which is like ~13000 xp
Anonymous
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No.47238
47239 47271
>>47236
Rogue
>>47237
So, in other words he is a level 11 snake and a level 1 rogue, meaning he would level up to 13 next making 11 lvls in snek and 2 in rouge?
Anonymous
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No.47239
>>47238
He's a level of 11 rouge and shieeeeeeeeeeet.
Anonymous
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No.47240
47241 47243
https://youtu.be/pjCnCubbpwA
Anonymous
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No.47241
47242 47243
>>47240
Don't tempt me with that
Anonymous
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No.47242
>>47241
Doot Doot
Anonymous
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No.47243
47244 47257
>>47240
That's why homebrew is dangerous. The people who created it don't even know what it does

>The party merchant was pissed, as he had spent a whole month world-building
I can sympathize

>>47241
The essence of cancer is uncontrolled reproduction. And some memes can be pretty cancerous
Anonymous
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No.47244
47245
>>47243
That wasnt homebrew he used spellcraft.
Anonymous
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No.47245
47249 47251
>>47244
To summon skeleton summoner summoners?
Namefag
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47247 47248
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>>47182
I said ban this IP, goddammit.
Now I'm upset.
Anonymous
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>>47246
I'm not sure you understand how the ride works, anon
Anonymous
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No.47248
47252
>>47246
Its good to hear from you anon. How are you?
Anonymous
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No.47249
>>47245
Yea that can be achieved with a high enough spellcraft bonus.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>47247
Whatever...

WARNING: Critical Blogpost Radiation; Contagious Emofaggotry Inbound
I was hoping having nothing to do all day would help me finally find the motivation to make a few last amends to people who were close to me, but I'm not in a state where I can move very easily, yet alone travel...In the past few days, it's been made pretty brutally clear that the people who could've/would've visited would've come when I invited them all over the holidays, so I guess I'm probably never seeing those guys any time soon..

So, it looks like I really do have a while to myself to watch pirated videos and shitpost about nazipones after all..
Namefag
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No.47251
>>47245
After Epic level, Spekllcasters can use spellcraft and seeds to invent their own spells that rival divine powers. They're so costly, they're impractical, but literally anything is possible.
That guy's spell probably lifted the restriction on summoned monsters being able to summon other monsters (normally they cannot).
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47252
47253
>>47248
I've been better, but that's not important.
What happened while I was gone?
Anonymous
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No.47253
47255 47256
>>47252
Nothing. We've been devastated.
Anonymous
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No.47254
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>>47250
I missed you anon

I lost all of my friends when I graduated college. Stayed on good terms, we just all moved to different cities and states and countries... I only made one close friend in law school, and even then I rarely see him now that we have different schedulesI know the feeling of "it would have been clear in the past few days," from the large number of callbacks I never received from interviews..
Anonymous
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>>47253
This
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47256
47258 47259
>>47253
Well dammit...
Is Thez still stoned?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47257
47259
>>47243
Tbh, I was going to propose a homebrew necromancy spell that allowed spellcasters to use the XP of another willing PC for the costs associated with high-level spells, albeit with an increased casting time but I haven't finished writing it.
Anonymous
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No.47258
47403
>>47256
Yea i was gonna use ethereal jaunt when gm got on.
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No.47259
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When no one was looking flash sentry took forty waifus _036eaafae1b0fc7a903f0b93bc63c4de.jpg
>>47256
Lenos found her. There have been no plot advancements. What did you think was going to happen?

>>47257
*sighs*
Just so long as I can get greater magic fang for Fae
\r
Mrs. Sentry
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47262 47264 47267 47610
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>>47200
Some classic RPG Murder-Hobo memes in consolation for all that drama earlier.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47261
>>47259
Magic fang is one of the spells that can be made permanent in canon.
Seeing as how only Sorcerers and Wizards get Permanence, it was probably listed with the intent to buff familiars.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>47260

Mrs. Sentry
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>>47262

Anonymous
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No.47264
47266 47267
>>47260
Pic 4 is begging for a party edit.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>47263

Mrs. Sentry
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No.47266
47267 47268
>>47264
Tbh, Murder-hobo is the style I wanted to play from the beginning. This seditarty play-style is a bit too lawful for me.
Anonymous
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No.47267
47270
>>47260
>>47264
Add "public lewdness" to our list

>tfw having sex with a horse where other people can see it is just about the only way sex with horses is illegal in this state
Best state

>>47266
Reee! I don't want to kill the NPCs. I want to own them
Anonymous
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No.47268
47269
>>47266
Yea i knew that was your play style.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47269
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>>47268
The problem is that I can't just have her kill everyone to cover tracks because that'll cause drama with Trump's faggot.
I want her to blaze from place to place, consuming everything in her path, grinding XP quickly and gaining ebin loot from the NPCs she kills.
Recently, I've mostly just felt like a craft-farmer.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47270
>>47267
>I want to own them
Should've been a PoT then, desu.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47271
>>47238
If he retained his monster hit dice, he'd probably level-up deadly-slow.
Anonymous
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No.47272
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You know, conquest and travelling-mass-murder are not mutually exclusive by any means

Suffer not the Heretic nor the Xenos to live, just let me keep my Imperium of Man

>There are entire tribes of Fire Giants, with sorcerers and 30 members and pet dragons and trolls and hell-hounds

>Entire Kibbutz of Griffons

>A whole damned pyramid in the harbor full of vampires, lichs, and other delightful fellows
Anonymous
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No.47273
47275 47276
>>47269
Infernuis wants to protect all the Europeans though. Can i ask you limit the murdering to shit skins?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47275
47279
>>47273
It depends whether or not they have cool stuff to give me.
Anonymous
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No.47276
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>>47273
T H I S
H
I
S

I want my Paladin to be the Savior of Mankind. But everything else, stabby stabby stabby your black heart out
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47277
47278
>>47272
It's not an adventure if you don't go anywhere.
Anonymous
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No.47278
47280
>>47277
Have you not noticed that everywhere tends to come to us?
Anonymous
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No.47279
47281
>>47275
When you say that do you mean inside of the nation state?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47280
47284
Also, did we get enough XP from the last fight for a permanent spell?
>>47278
That's only because we stay in one place the whole time and wait for stuff to be thrown at us.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47281
47284 47290
>>47279
What nation state?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47282
47283
>>47274
Why?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47283
47285
>>47282
>>47274
I just had her go hunting. What's the problem?
Anonymous
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No.47284
47285 47286
>>47281
That's not a reasonable question

>>47280
I wanna go Dragon hunting damn it

>>47280
I calculated it out to be about 580 xp or something like that for the player characters
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47285
47287
>>47284
>>47283
>>47274

Mrs. Sentry
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No.47286
>>47284
Answer the question, dammit.
Anonymous
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No.47287
47288
>>47285
Phasing triggers me

You're in the middle of an undead invasion anyways, so it's unwise
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47288
47289
>>47287
I'll take the risk.
Anonymous
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No.47289
47291
>>47288
GM implied very long ago the power is nerfed >>19098 →
Anonymous
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No.47290
47293 47294
>>47281
The nation state ive established for us on communist blood.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47291
47292
>>47289
Then let him nerf it.
Nothing more will be said about it if it's always deleted.
Anonymous
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No.47292
47293
>>47291
You've been back an hour. Why are you already picking fights?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47293
47294 47297 47302
>>47290
You mean the remains of Durpistan?
Might be better to just slash and burn your own village in the forest, desu. The infrastructure was built by commies after all.Jk, it's great idea.
Actually, can I roll a profession check to open a ranch in meadow by the forest?

>>47292
What attributes to "picking fights" to you?
Anonymous
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No.47294
47295 47302
>>47293
EMBRACE THE SEDINTARY LIFE STYLE

>>47290
Durpistan has more than the usual share of farmland. Strong agribusiness could grow great cash crops there. We could have like a brewery and stuff besides the mine
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47295
47296
>>47294
The forest isn't that far from the port.

Also, answer my question about picking fights.
Anonymous
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No.47296
47298 47303
>>47295
I did not understand the grammar of your question. Were you asking "why are you claiming I am picking fights"?

>forest is nearby
That's my point. It's substantially closer to the tower than the Port is
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47297
47299 47304
>>47293
I know you can roll profession to make a living in a vocation, but does that apply to opening your own venues? I didn't put those rank into it for nothing.
That area of the forest could be cleared pretty easily easily. I want her to start with horses.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47298
47299
>>47296
>"why are you claiming I am picking fights"?
Yes.
I cannot tell what your issue is.
Anonymous
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No.47299
47300
>>47297
>>47298
Why else would you say "phases through the floor" unless that was a deliberate challenge to me?

>>47297
GM implied we could use it that way
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47300
47301
>>47299
>would you say "phases through the floor"
Because if I could do that, I'd do it whenever I could. I'm ratherfond of the ability, and the image of a blue pony randomly coming up through the floor just because she can makes me smile.
I don't need your permission to use the abilities Tracy has in game, and using them for mundane reasons should not count as "picking a fight".
>GM implied we could use it that way
What was the DC to open a church again? I think a Ranch shouldn't be any higher than that.
Anonymous
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No.47301
47305
>>47300
>>47300
>Because if I could do that, I'd do it whenever I could.
No shit. You use it as a crux, you use it in place of story, and worst of all, you use it to steal from the rest of us. That's why it ought to be nerfed
Anonymous
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No.47302
47304 47399
>>47294
Yea we could grow corn,potatos,carrots,cabbages to feed port barry and we could plat apples and lemons and limes to fight scurvy.
>>47293
I like that idea.
Anonymous
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No.47303
47304
>>47296
The tower is just outsude the town.
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No.47304
>>47297
>horses
Sexy choice

>>47302
>lemons and limes
Sadly, I think the climate just might be too temperate for lemons and limes. Or maybe Im wrong, I'm not sure. But hemp and flax are nice cold weather crops for cloth and paper production. And cotton is a nice warm weather crop. Barley for beer is another one but I also like Prohibition

>>47303
It used to be 30 minutes away. Maybe it's been moved closer
\r
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47305
47306 47307 47309
>>47301
Let GM nerf it when it's appropriate. You're not the boss of this game.
I did nothing disruptive, so there's no reason for you to get triggered about it.
>you use it to steal from the rest of us
That happened once. And I didn't even intend to keep it; it was trolling.
I don't need phasing to do that either, if I actually wanted to: she could steal the shirts off your backs with a simple Sleight of Hand check, but there'd be no point to doing that.
>You use it as a crux
And you use your talking mount to reach and administrate a whole church.

You do what you want and I'll do what I want.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47306
>>47305
*preach and administrate
Anonymous
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No.47307
47308
>>47305
Then use sleight of hand and stealth. Play a rogue, not an SCP
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47308
47309 47310
>>47307
I haven't had anyone to steal from yet.
>Play a rogue, not an SCP
I'll play whatever I want.
Anonymous
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No.47309
47310 47311
>>47305
You've tried to squeeze like four or so Supernatural Abilities out of this

>No one to steal from
What the hell was that set of stunts with the rod?

>>47308
Then I'll delete whatever I want
Anonymous
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No.47310
>>47308
>>47309
Children chill out.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47311
>>47309
>What the hell was that set of stunts with the rod?
Shitposting.
>I'll delete whatever I want
>Accuses other player of picking fights.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47312
47313
How much XP does an item cost to create per gp?
Anonymous
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No.47313
47314
>>47312
What item?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47314
47316
>>47313
Any.
What's the metric?
Anonymous
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No.47315
47316
>Get back
>Tracy's faggot has return
>gets right back to fighting with Trump
Ah, how predictable
Anonymous
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No.47316
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>>47314
Hard to say. I do not believe they were intended to be interchangeable

Let's tone down the item creation for the moment, since it makes treasure less exciting. We have two more doors to open before we even begin to get to the bosses. I want more encounters

*Detect evil*
>>47315
It was a heart-felt reunion
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47317
47319
>>47316
>it makes treasure less exciting
What if I want specific treasures?
Anonymous
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No.47318
>>47255
Accurate
Good to have you back
>>47316
Glad to hear
Anonymous
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No.47319
47320
>>47317
Then we'll both know that we haven't found it, and you'll have time to get that specific item, after the Dungeon that poses an immanent threat is cleared

*detect evil*
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47320
47322
>>47319
Eh, I'llndecide what I want to do later on.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47321
47324 47325
Where are the characters atm?
Anonymous
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No.47322
47323 47326 47333
>>47320
Do you want to go dungeon exploring? I like killing mummies and shit, and we've got several more rooms to clear. Also, some of this loot is just amazing, like that Suit of Armor.

*detect evil*
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47323
47325
>>47322
I think I'd rather have her do a bit of stuff on her own, desu.
Why do you keep detecting?
Anonymous
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No.47324
47327
>>47321
Infernuis is on the airship.
Anonymous
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No.47325
>>47321
They haven't moved from their previous positions. I was going to have Trumpaladin walk the birds but you weren't gone that long

>>47323
You're serious? You've got a character designed to search for traps and work dungeons and our GM has put together a grand set of places to play through, but instead you want to say "lol fuck your dungeons GM I'm going to make you create more challenges specifically for me right now"?
Anonymous
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No.47326
47328
>>47322
Which armor did you give me again?

I Dont suppose anyone saved my .txt file did they?
Anonymous
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No.47327
47332 47334
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We need a Trumpaladin version of pic related
>>47324
So is Torc
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No.47328
47329
[1d20-14 = 8]
[1d20-14 = 2]
*Moves stealthily*
Rolling for move silently and Hide

>>47326
Trumpaladin's old Armor is a set of Full Plate armor with +19 spell resistance
Anonymous
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No.47329
47330
>>47328
-14? You're fucked
0dklY
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No.47330
47331
[1d20-14 = -4]
[1d20-14 = 13]
*Moves Stealthily, even though I don't think there's any cover to hide in. Also he can only move like 10 feet a round*

>>47329
Armor Check penalty stacks