This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>47235
I'm not sure how advancement of monsters goes, but I think the racial hit die are counted as character levels for the purpose of xp, so that Snek, with 11 racial hit die and a level in rogue, would essentially be going from level 12 to 13, which is like ~13000 xp
I'm not sure how advancement of monsters goes, but I think the racial hit die are counted as character levels for the purpose of xp, so that Snek, with 11 racial hit die and a level in rogue, would essentially be going from level 12 to 13, which is like ~13000 xp
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>>47247
Whatever...
WARNING: Critical Blogpost Radiation; Contagious Emofaggotry Inbound
I was hoping having nothing to do all day would help me finally find the motivation to make a few last amends to people who were close to me, but I'm not in a state where I can move very easily, yet alone travel...In the past few days, it's been made pretty brutally clear that the people who could've/would've visited would've come when I invited them all over the holidays, so I guess I'm probably never seeing those guys any time soon..
So, it looks like I really do have a while to myself to watch pirated videos and shitpost about nazipones after all..
Whatever...
WARNING: Critical Blogpost Radiation; Contagious Emofaggotry Inbound
I was hoping having nothing to do all day would help me finally find the motivation to make a few last amends to people who were close to me, but I'm not in a state where I can move very easily, yet alone travel...In the past few days, it's been made pretty brutally clear that the people who could've/would've visited would've come when I invited them all over the holidays, so I guess I'm probably never seeing those guys any time soon..
So, it looks like I really do have a while to myself to watch pirated videos and shitpost about nazipones after all..
>>47245
After Epic level, Spekllcasters can use spellcraft and seeds to invent their own spells that rival divine powers. They're so costly, they're impractical, but literally anything is possible.
That guy's spell probably lifted the restriction on summoned monsters being able to summon other monsters (normally they cannot).
After Epic level, Spekllcasters can use spellcraft and seeds to invent their own spells that rival divine powers. They're so costly, they're impractical, but literally anything is possible.
That guy's spell probably lifted the restriction on summoned monsters being able to summon other monsters (normally they cannot).
>>47250
I missed you anon
I lost all of my friends when I graduated college. Stayed on good terms, we just all moved to different cities and states and countries... I only made one close friend in law school, and even then I rarely see him now that we have different schedulesI know the feeling of "it would have been clear in the past few days," from the large number of callbacks I never received from interviews..
I missed you anon
I lost all of my friends when I graduated college. Stayed on good terms, we just all moved to different cities and states and countries... I only made one close friend in law school, and even then I rarely see him now that we have different schedulesI know the feeling of "it would have been clear in the past few days," from the large number of callbacks I never received from interviews..
>>47243
Tbh, I was going to propose a homebrew necromancy spell that allowed spellcasters to use the XP of another willing PC for the costs associated with high-level spells, albeit with an increased casting time but I haven't finished writing it.
Tbh, I was going to propose a homebrew necromancy spell that allowed spellcasters to use the XP of another willing PC for the costs associated with high-level spells, albeit with an increased casting time but I haven't finished writing it.
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>>47259
Magic fang is one of the spells that can be made permanent in canon.
Seeing as how only Sorcerers and Wizards get Permanence, it was probably listed with the intent to buff familiars.
Magic fang is one of the spells that can be made permanent in canon.
Seeing as how only Sorcerers and Wizards get Permanence, it was probably listed with the intent to buff familiars.
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>>47264
Tbh, Murder-hobo is the style I wanted to play from the beginning. This seditarty play-style is a bit too lawful for me.
Tbh, Murder-hobo is the style I wanted to play from the beginning. This seditarty play-style is a bit too lawful for me.
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>>47268
The problem is that I can't just have her kill everyone to cover tracks because that'll cause drama with Trump's faggot.
I want her to blaze from place to place, consuming everything in her path, grinding XP quickly and gaining ebin loot from the NPCs she kills.
Recently, I've mostly just felt like a craft-farmer.
The problem is that I can't just have her kill everyone to cover tracks because that'll cause drama with Trump's faggot.
I want her to blaze from place to place, consuming everything in her path, grinding XP quickly and gaining ebin loot from the NPCs she kills.
Recently, I've mostly just felt like a craft-farmer.
You know, conquest and travelling-mass-murder are not mutually exclusive by any means
Suffer not the Heretic nor the Xenos to live, just let me keep my Imperium of Man
>There are entire tribes of Fire Giants, with sorcerers and 30 members and pet dragons and trolls and hell-hounds
>Entire Kibbutz of Griffons
>A whole damned pyramid in the harbor full of vampires, lichs, and other delightful fellows
Suffer not the Heretic nor the Xenos to live, just let me keep my Imperium of Man
>There are entire tribes of Fire Giants, with sorcerers and 30 members and pet dragons and trolls and hell-hounds
>Entire Kibbutz of Griffons
>A whole damned pyramid in the harbor full of vampires, lichs, and other delightful fellows
>>47269
Infernuis wants to protect all the Europeans though. Can i ask you limit the murdering to shit skins?
Infernuis wants to protect all the Europeans though. Can i ask you limit the murdering to shit skins?
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>>47273
T H I S
H
I
S
I want my Paladin to be the Savior of Mankind. But everything else, stabby stabby stabby your black heart out
T H I S
H
I
S
I want my Paladin to be the Savior of Mankind. But everything else, stabby stabby stabby your black heart out
Also, did we get enough XP from the last fight for a permanent spell?
>>47278
That's only because we stay in one place the whole time and wait for stuff to be thrown at us.
>>47278
That's only because we stay in one place the whole time and wait for stuff to be thrown at us.
>>47290
You mean the remains of Durpistan?
Might be better to just slash and burn your own village in the forest, desu. The infrastructure was built by commies after all.Jk, it's great idea.
Actually, can I roll a profession check to open a ranch in meadow by the forest?
>>47292
What attributes to "picking fights" to you?
You mean the remains of Durpistan?
Might be better to just slash and burn your own village in the forest, desu. The infrastructure was built by commies after all.Jk, it's great idea.
Actually, can I roll a profession check to open a ranch in meadow by the forest?
>>47292
What attributes to "picking fights" to you?
>>47295
I did not understand the grammar of your question. Were you asking "why are you claiming I am picking fights"?
>forest is nearby
That's my point. It's substantially closer to the tower than the Port is
I did not understand the grammar of your question. Were you asking "why are you claiming I am picking fights"?
>forest is nearby
That's my point. It's substantially closer to the tower than the Port is
>>47293
I know you can roll profession to make a living in a vocation, but does that apply to opening your own venues? I didn't put those rank into it for nothing.
That area of the forest could be cleared pretty easily easily. I want her to start with horses.
I know you can roll profession to make a living in a vocation, but does that apply to opening your own venues? I didn't put those rank into it for nothing.
That area of the forest could be cleared pretty easily easily. I want her to start with horses.
>>47299
>would you say "phases through the floor"
Because if I could do that, I'd do it whenever I could. I'm ratherfond of the ability, and the image of a blue pony randomly coming up through the floor just because she can makes me smile.
I don't need your permission to use the abilities Tracy has in game, and using them for mundane reasons should not count as "picking a fight".
>GM implied we could use it that way
What was the DC to open a church again? I think a Ranch shouldn't be any higher than that.
>would you say "phases through the floor"
Because if I could do that, I'd do it whenever I could. I'm ratherfond of the ability, and the image of a blue pony randomly coming up through the floor just because she can makes me smile.
I don't need your permission to use the abilities Tracy has in game, and using them for mundane reasons should not count as "picking a fight".
>GM implied we could use it that way
What was the DC to open a church again? I think a Ranch shouldn't be any higher than that.
>>47297
>horses
Sexy choice
>>47302
>lemons and limes
Sadly, I think the climate just might be too temperate for lemons and limes. Or maybe Im wrong, I'm not sure. But hemp and flax are nice cold weather crops for cloth and paper production. And cotton is a nice warm weather crop. Barley for beer is another one but I also like Prohibition
>>47303
It used to be 30 minutes away. Maybe it's been moved closer
\r
>horses
Sexy choice
>>47302
>lemons and limes
Sadly, I think the climate just might be too temperate for lemons and limes. Or maybe Im wrong, I'm not sure. But hemp and flax are nice cold weather crops for cloth and paper production. And cotton is a nice warm weather crop. Barley for beer is another one but I also like Prohibition
>>47303
It used to be 30 minutes away. Maybe it's been moved closer
\r
>>47301
Let GM nerf it when it's appropriate. You're not the boss of this game.
I did nothing disruptive, so there's no reason for you to get triggered about it.
>you use it to steal from the rest of us
That happened once. And I didn't even intend to keep it; it was trolling.
I don't need phasing to do that either, if I actually wanted to: she could steal the shirts off your backs with a simple Sleight of Hand check, but there'd be no point to doing that.
>You use it as a crux
And you use your talking mount to reach and administrate a whole church.
You do what you want and I'll do what I want.
Let GM nerf it when it's appropriate. You're not the boss of this game.
I did nothing disruptive, so there's no reason for you to get triggered about it.
>you use it to steal from the rest of us
That happened once. And I didn't even intend to keep it; it was trolling.
I don't need phasing to do that either, if I actually wanted to: she could steal the shirts off your backs with a simple Sleight of Hand check, but there'd be no point to doing that.
>You use it as a crux
And you use your talking mount to reach and administrate a whole church.
You do what you want and I'll do what I want.
>>47309
>What the hell was that set of stunts with the rod?
Shitposting.
>I'll delete whatever I want
>Accuses other player of picking fights.
>What the hell was that set of stunts with the rod?
Shitposting.
>I'll delete whatever I want
>Accuses other player of picking fights.
>Get back
>Tracy's faggot has return
>gets right back to fighting with Trump
Ah, how predictable
>Tracy's faggot has return
>gets right back to fighting with Trump
Ah, how predictable
>>47314
Hard to say. I do not believe they were intended to be interchangeable
Let's tone down the item creation for the moment, since it makes treasure less exciting. We have two more doors to open before we even begin to get to the bosses. I want more encounters
*Detect evil*
>>47315
It was a heart-felt reunion
Hard to say. I do not believe they were intended to be interchangeable
Let's tone down the item creation for the moment, since it makes treasure less exciting. We have two more doors to open before we even begin to get to the bosses. I want more encounters
*Detect evil*
>>47315
It was a heart-felt reunion
>>47317
Then we'll both know that we haven't found it, and you'll have time to get that specific item, after the Dungeon that poses an immanent threat is cleared
*detect evil*
Then we'll both know that we haven't found it, and you'll have time to get that specific item, after the Dungeon that poses an immanent threat is cleared
*detect evil*
>>47320
Do you want to go dungeon exploring? I like killing mummies and shit, and we've got several more rooms to clear. Also, some of this loot is just amazing, like that Suit of Armor.
*detect evil*
Do you want to go dungeon exploring? I like killing mummies and shit, and we've got several more rooms to clear. Also, some of this loot is just amazing, like that Suit of Armor.
*detect evil*
>>47321
They haven't moved from their previous positions. I was going to have Trumpaladin walk the birds but you weren't gone that long
>>47323
You're serious? You've got a character designed to search for traps and work dungeons and our GM has put together a grand set of places to play through, but instead you want to say "lol fuck your dungeons GM I'm going to make you create more challenges specifically for me right now"?
They haven't moved from their previous positions. I was going to have Trumpaladin walk the birds but you weren't gone that long
>>47323
You're serious? You've got a character designed to search for traps and work dungeons and our GM has put together a grand set of places to play through, but instead you want to say "lol fuck your dungeons GM I'm going to make you create more challenges specifically for me right now"?
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[1d20-14 = 8]
[1d20-14 = 2]
*Moves stealthily*
Rolling for move silently and Hide
>>47326
Trumpaladin's old Armor is a set of Full Plate armor with +19 spell resistance
[1d20-14 = 2]
*Moves stealthily*
Rolling for move silently and Hide
>>47326
Trumpaladin's old Armor is a set of Full Plate armor with +19 spell resistance
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