This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
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>>47330
A loud clanking sound, like throwing a tool box down a stairs and knocking over a china cabinet, is heard throughout the tower
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A loud clanking sound, like throwing a tool box down a stairs and knocking over a china cabinet, is heard throughout the tower
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>>47336
Tracy is still in the woods hunting owlbears, until I can reintroduce her.
Also, I think I might just play her as Chaotic Neutral again, since it'd be easier for stealth, and Neither BG or Assassin have advancement restrictions on alignment.
Tracy is still in the woods hunting owlbears, until I can reintroduce her.
Also, I think I might just play her as Chaotic Neutral again, since it'd be easier for stealth, and Neither BG or Assassin have advancement restrictions on alignment.
[1d20+23 = 28]
>>47337
You had her come back and deliver a corpse. She's hugged
Rolling to continue hug
>>47337
You had her come back and deliver a corpse. She's hugged
Rolling to continue hug
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>>47353
Oh. You said "where." I would assume to the location specified earlier, where the owl bear was dropped off. I think That's her room. If not, then probably in the vicinity of the airship or on it. Maybe he returned to the bar area
Oh. You said "where." I would assume to the location specified earlier, where the owl bear was dropped off. I think That's her room. If not, then probably in the vicinity of the airship or on it. Maybe he returned to the bar area
>>47356
"That's... that's a strange new animal I've never seen before. If you're craving meat we have four elephant corpses that haven't been touched yet.
Also, we have meat of our own"
*Holds up Trump brand Angus Steak, smiling as he does so, like he's posing for commercial or a cover image*
"And we can cook it"
"That's... that's a strange new animal I've never seen before. If you're craving meat we have four elephant corpses that haven't been touched yet.
Also, we have meat of our own"
*Holds up Trump brand Angus Steak, smiling as he does so, like he's posing for commercial or a cover image*
"And we can cook it"
Infernius should Awaken Sparkle before the party delves the dungeon again.
>Spakles reveals his last name to be Menendez-Alvaro
>Was smuggled in by pirates, he claims without his consent, at a very early age
>Was smuggled in by pirates, he claims without his consent, at a very early age
Hey, at the risk of sounding like a metafaggot, where does the meat for the steakhouse come from? Is there a ranch/farm near here?
Also, how are the Generals and Gestapo paid? Sure, they're willing followers, but they have to eat and sleep too.
Also, how are the Generals and Gestapo paid? Sure, they're willing followers, but they have to eat and sleep too.
>>47359
I want to develop awesome hitler-doggo's character sooner rather than later.
Also, Infernius should probably use Commune With Nature first, to test if he's worth awakening.
I want to develop awesome hitler-doggo's character sooner rather than later.
Also, Infernius should probably use Commune With Nature first, to test if he's worth awakening.
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>>47361
>meat
Well, there are a few possible options. Port Barry itself has farmland surrounding it. Presumably at least some of the city's food supply comes in this way. It's also at a trading cross roads, so importation would be easy. But really, it would be very easy just to send a bus boy to the tower and retrieve free steak from its replicator. At least the steak served in the Tower is probably replicator
>Payment for the Generals
My original intention was that the American Football League would collect tithes basically like a real church, except of course it's a football league, so it's more like cable subscriptions. That and merchandising. Tickets are still free. I also set up Trumpaladin to have partial ownership in industries which would give an income based off of capital. But these were paid for by loans, so interest payments kind of balances it out. And if all that fails, just use treasure money. I looked up prices of things and they mostly aren't that expensive even for many people. The Kiynen money would last many weeks.
>>47362
>>47363
Alejandro Menendez-Alvaro will be a fun character to add
>meat
Well, there are a few possible options. Port Barry itself has farmland surrounding it. Presumably at least some of the city's food supply comes in this way. It's also at a trading cross roads, so importation would be easy. But really, it would be very easy just to send a bus boy to the tower and retrieve free steak from its replicator. At least the steak served in the Tower is probably replicator
>Payment for the Generals
My original intention was that the American Football League would collect tithes basically like a real church, except of course it's a football league, so it's more like cable subscriptions. That and merchandising. Tickets are still free. I also set up Trumpaladin to have partial ownership in industries which would give an income based off of capital. But these were paid for by loans, so interest payments kind of balances it out. And if all that fails, just use treasure money. I looked up prices of things and they mostly aren't that expensive even for many people. The Kiynen money would last many weeks.
>>47362
>>47363
Alejandro Menendez-Alvaro will be a fun character to add
>>47364
>it would be very easy just to send a bus boy to the tower and retrieve free steak from its replicator.
Anon.. isn't that cheating?
>it would be very easy just to send a bus boy to the tower and retrieve free steak from its replicator.
Anon.. isn't that cheating?
>>47365
Well adepts are combinations of several spell casting classes
>Appropriate name
GM said he is a Chihuahua
>>47366
I'm not perfectly sure what we can do with NPCs, although I think it's very difficult to find high level NPC spell casters. I would like a very basic adept for the Generals to cast "bless" and basic buff spells.
Hire Torcuil. He needs a job
>>47367
>Cheating
GM needs to learn why it's dangerous to give so much haxx
Well adepts are combinations of several spell casting classes
>Appropriate name
GM said he is a Chihuahua
>>47366
I'm not perfectly sure what we can do with NPCs, although I think it's very difficult to find high level NPC spell casters. I would like a very basic adept for the Generals to cast "bless" and basic buff spells.
Hire Torcuil. He needs a job
>>47367
>Cheating
GM needs to learn why it's dangerous to give so much haxx
>>47368
>I think it's very difficult to find high level NPC spell casters.
Not according to what I see on the wikis, they're just somewhat expensive. I'm not looking for any kind of spell further than third lvl anyway.
>I would like a very basic adept for the Generals to cast "bless" and basic buff spells.
Both you and Infernius have that spell. It's what the religious PCs do before the start of every battle.
>I think it's very difficult to find high level NPC spell casters.
Not according to what I see on the wikis, they're just somewhat expensive. I'm not looking for any kind of spell further than third lvl anyway.
>I would like a very basic adept for the Generals to cast "bless" and basic buff spells.
Both you and Infernius have that spell. It's what the religious PCs do before the start of every battle.
>>47371
>someone to be able to cast it right there and go through the process of distributing arrows
What does that have to do with Bless?
Also, you're the only PC who uses a bow.
>someone to be able to cast it right there and go through the process of distributing arrows
What does that have to do with Bless?
Also, you're the only PC who uses a bow.
>>47377
Then I'll ask a stupid question - does she have any interest in buffing Bows or Bolts for NPC archers before larger battles so they can overcome damage reduction
Then I'll ask a stupid question - does she have any interest in buffing Bows or Bolts for NPC archers before larger battles so they can overcome damage reduction
>>47379
Magic Weapon doesn't last long. You're looking for actual magic weapons.
She can only use it once a day too.
Magic Weapon doesn't last long. You're looking for actual magic weapons.
She can only use it once a day too.
>>47380
Yeah it's one minute per caster level... I think. At least a minute is 10 rounds, so there could be time to cast it and move into place before an initiative roll and still have it last for a battle.
It's a Glory Domain spell, level 2, so i believe Fae will be able to cast it when she reaches Cleric Level 3, and since "Glory" is one of the two domains (the other being Law) I thought would be good choices for Elway-Columbia
>Actual Magic Weapons
I think those are relatively difficult to obtain. At least to obtain in quantity. Slovenia or someone can probably produce a decent number of Masterwork bows though
Yeah it's one minute per caster level... I think. At least a minute is 10 rounds, so there could be time to cast it and move into place before an initiative roll and still have it last for a battle.
It's a Glory Domain spell, level 2, so i believe Fae will be able to cast it when she reaches Cleric Level 3, and since "Glory" is one of the two domains (the other being Law) I thought would be good choices for Elway-Columbia
>Actual Magic Weapons
I think those are relatively difficult to obtain. At least to obtain in quantity. Slovenia or someone can probably produce a decent number of Masterwork bows though
>>47380
It only lasts 1 minute per caster level.
It's literally only meant for a character to be able to attack a monster with huge DR.
You could, yourself, also use Greater Magick Weapon to buff 50 arrows at once though.
It only lasts 1 minute per caster level.
It's literally only meant for a character to be able to attack a monster with huge DR.
You could, yourself, also use Greater Magick Weapon to buff 50 arrows at once though.
>>47381
>Elway-Columbia
I'm pretty sure Clerics can't be polytheistic, or at least they can't choose domains from multiple deities.
Gllory is definitely Elway's domain though.
>Elway-Columbia
I'm pretty sure Clerics can't be polytheistic, or at least they can't choose domains from multiple deities.
Gllory is definitely Elway's domain though.
I wish the BG spell list were as big as a Paladin of Slaughter's.. Sure, it's a prestige class, so it nerfed, but they could've given it Unholy Sword.
Then again, I guess that spell didn't exist when the class was written.
Then again, I guess that spell didn't exist when the class was written.
>>47383
>Polytheism
But anon, it's not Polytheism, it's the Holy Trinity! Football, American, Elway. Or the Son, Holy Spirit and Father respectively.
>Polytheism
But anon, it's not Polytheism, it's the Holy Trinity! Football, American, Elway. Or the Son, Holy Spirit and Father respectively.
>>47388
I looked into deities quite a bit after killing Kefka, but didn't look very much into the worship aspect.
I looked into deities quite a bit after killing Kefka, but didn't look very much into the worship aspect.
I found a UA page that Torc might want to read:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Publication:Unearthed_Arcana/Item_Familiars
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Publication:Unearthed_Arcana/Item_Familiars
>>47389
The books don't seem to give very much guidance on worship or building religions. You'd think they'd try to help-out Cleric PCs a bit.
The books don't seem to give very much guidance on worship or building religions. You'd think they'd try to help-out Cleric PCs a bit.
Will update shortly
Hey, can Etherealness be used to materialize ethereal objects? I assume it can, since Devourers use that ability to travel to the material plane.
>>47399
>not new
Wasn't say that was new, I just don't know how to apply stuff to him.
Does that Item Familiar UA apply?
>not new
Wasn't say that was new, I just don't know how to apply stuff to him.
Does that Item Familiar UA apply?
>>47386
I contest this. It should be Football, the Denver Broncos, and Elway
>>47258
Please do, I've been melancholy for days wondering if Thez' grand conclusion was gonna be turned into an ethereal statue and lost to time.
>>47250
I know those feels all too well. I'm sorry about the circumstances, but I would be quite the liar if I said I wasn't overjoyed to see dozens of "Mrs. Sentry" as I scrolled the recent posts.
I contest this. It should be Football, the Denver Broncos, and Elway
>>47258
Please do, I've been melancholy for days wondering if Thez' grand conclusion was gonna be turned into an ethereal statue and lost to time.
>>47250
I know those feels all too well. I'm sorry about the circumstances, but I would be quite the liar if I said I wasn't overjoyed to see dozens of "Mrs. Sentry" as I scrolled the recent posts.
>>47408
>How much bludgeon damage
Snek is a +1 Quarterstaff, and wizards are proficient in staffs.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Rod_of_the_Python
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Quarterstaff
tl;dr enough to be considered a decent weapon, despite your weak-ass NEET arms.
>>47410
>what's it
You mean a Hand of Glory?
>How much bludgeon damage
Snek is a +1 Quarterstaff, and wizards are proficient in staffs.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Rod_of_the_Python
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Quarterstaff
tl;dr enough to be considered a decent weapon, despite your weak-ass NEET arms.
>>47410
>what's it
You mean a Hand of Glory?
Hey, since Kang Doot is still kicking, does that mean the curse on his arms are still active? I want to use his arms to make Mummy Rot weapons.
>>47412
That's a good thing, because he'll need it when he's trapped in a Dimetrium cage and about to be sold as a sex slave by Griffons
That's a good thing, because he'll need it when he's trapped in a Dimetrium cage and about to be sold as a sex slave by Griffons
Some monsters, like Hecatoncheires, have abilities that make them immune to almost all weapons except those tempered with the blood of a deity: does that imply that god blood can be used as an ingredient to craft superior weapons?
>>47415
She definitely would've taken those arms.
>>47416
Improvised weapon. You'd do more damage with the dagger.
>>47415
She definitely would've taken those arms.
>>47416
Improvised weapon. You'd do more damage with the dagger.
>>47416
I'm confused. Are you wielding a Snek as a weapon, or are you asking his unarmed melee damage?
I'm confused. Are you wielding a Snek as a weapon, or are you asking his unarmed melee damage?
>>47420
>he's fucking huge
YUGE weapons would be impossible for medium characters like Torc to wield.
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>he's fucking huge
YUGE weapons would be impossible for medium characters like Torc to wield.
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>>47421
I didn't see the post where you actually declared his chosen action (nor the lead up where Infernius would have an idea where to even go), but sure. As long as the airship wasn't moved or anything, she should be right there, an oversized statue of a dwelf trying to correct their balance, floating in the middle of the Ethereal plane.
I didn't see the post where you actually declared his chosen action (nor the lead up where Infernius would have an idea where to even go), but sure. As long as the airship wasn't moved or anything, she should be right there, an oversized statue of a dwelf trying to correct their balance, floating in the middle of the Ethereal plane.
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