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Greedy Nuts
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46427
46431 46437
This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.

Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.

There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.

The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.

Players should roll a d100
1023 replies and 127 files omitted.
HAaXq
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No.47114
47115
It seems we can't make any progress then.
\r
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47115
47116
>>47113
I believe it

>>47114
Not until you take your autism pills
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47116
47119
>>47115
You should take some pills for your chronic anal retention.
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47117
47119 47125
>>47108
>control freak
The makings of a great GM desu
>>47110
They's precise rounds. They're fired from cannons, but they look more like what (you) recognize as the actual round from a bullet except huge and without powder/brass
0dklY
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No.47119
47122
>>47117
D'aww thanks

>>47116
MY ANUS IS FINE THANK YOU

>>47117
>Without Powder/brass
Sounds like the guns Torcuil got from Korak\r
HAaXq
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No.47121
*drinks glass of water*

\r
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47122
47124 47125 47131
>>47119
>like Torcuil's guns
No, the cannon's powder rounds are mini-keg-sized and are loaded into the cannon separately. That's how they can breach the pyramid, they use a volume of powder about 16/1 "normal" cannons and the rounds are specific to not explode (normally) in the barrel.

HAaXq
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No.47123
*scratches back with stick*
\r
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47124
>>47122
So it functions like a battleship?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47125
47126
>>47117
Kinda like AP round style? Whats the composition?
>>47122
So HE rounds?
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47126
47131
>>47125
I think we now know what to do with the money
HAaXq
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No.47127
*goes to holodeck*
\r
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47128
47138
>>47113
Hey can Lenos de-fuck the Thez situation?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47131
47132 47133 47141
>>47126
Boy I enjoy being a captain
>>47122
HEIAP?
>>47129
Okay, how the fuck do you get a +23 on use magic device?
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47132
47137
>>47131
Just let me put my Marines on it is all I ask

>Not Space Marines (yet), but Air Marines
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47133
47141
>>47131
19 ranks in it (Rogue and Assassin), +1 Int bonus, +2 because she's used the rod before.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47137
47141
>>47132
Thats fine, Torc would be willing to help transport.

GM, can Torc study under the Gnomes to learn some of their craftsmanship?
Anonymous
4FlrD
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No.47138
47147
>>47128
i might be able to find her
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47141
47142 47144
>>47131
>HEIAP
More like "DAFUQ"
>>47133
She was tiny, spastic, and unsanctioned at the time. I'm denying any viable recollection of button placement.
>>47134
Who gave Tracy back the rod? Invalid roll.
>>47137
Probably not, but I'll try and think of something.
>>47139
Again, no
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47142
47143 47147 47150
>>47141
When was it taken from her?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47143
>>47142
Alright.

Do, where are the characters atm? Including Tracy, because idk where she's allowed to go without getting b8.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47144
>>47141
>sigh
HE: High explosive rounds
AP: Armor peicing
HEIAP: High explosive incendiary/armor peircing
>>47141
>probally not
Maybe just able to mantain Gnomish works, but not reproduce them?
Anonymous
4FlrD
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No.47145
47146 47150
*casts discern location to attempt to find thez*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47146
>>47145
"Any idea what could've happened to her?"

Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47147
>>47138
Excellent

"She was last seen on the deck of the airship after falling over a rod that is similar to a one you possess. I fled the room when that happened, so I can't say what happened to her, and I don't know if she was teleported or vaporized or what have you, but they want her back. Attempts at dispel magic have failed to break the caster level"

>>47142
It's not your haxx item. Not everything belongs to you and you can't steal everything
Anonymous
4FlrD
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No.47148
47150
*casts discern location to attempt to find thez*
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47150
47151 47453
>>47142
Hard to say. She's pushed so many buttons who knows what's happened to her or her surroundings.
>>47145
>>47148
She's a statue on the ethereal plane.

Anonymous
4FlrD
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No.47151
47152
>>47150
did the rod go with her?
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47152
>>47151
No, it remained and was pushed repeatedly by a different player afterwards
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47153
And how is anyone else supposed to know my intentions if you delet every comment I make?

If I can't juant, and I can't try to figure out the rod's functions, what am I allowed to do to contribute to the situation, without offending you in some way?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47154
47155 47157
Well fuck it.

Tracy flies off to another side of the continent, because anything she could do here is prohibited.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47155
47156
>>47154
She's prohibited from flying though
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47156
>>47155
Then she'll run.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47157
>>47154
>inb4 deleted for flying
HAaXq
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No.47158
47159 47164
[1d20+23 = 42]
Rolling first to Hide
HAaXq
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No.47159
47160 47164
[1d20+23 = 32]
>>47158
To Sneak away.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47160
>>47159
And she's off, without a word.

Equip Horseshoes of Zepher to avoid leaving tracks.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47161
47162
So, can Lenos fix the cannon?
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47162
47163 47165 47170
>>47161
with a 20
0dklY
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No.47163
47164 47165
[1d20 = 7]
>>47162
Rolling to fix cannon
0dklY
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No.47164
[1d20+26 = 38]
>>47159
>>47158
Fae: Spot Check

>>47163
Aww
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47165
47166
>>47162
Well, than I guess the ship is making a trip to thenameoftheplacethegnomesliveandIcan'tremember. Who's coming?
>>47163
I don't think thats a 20
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47166
47167
>>47165
Don't we have a dungeon that needs crawling?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47167
>>47166
Torc already died once there, he can go die again another day
Anonymous
4FlrD
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No.47168
47169 47171
lenos's faggot is dealing with a nasty migraine and cant look at the screen anylonger so he will hand control back to the gm for the time being so that maybe shit can happen
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47169
>>47168
Ugh, sorry to hear that. See you later
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47170
47171
>>47162
How the fuck do you "accidentally" blind activate a magical device to a specific function?
hlgVK
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No.47171
47172
>>47168
In a not dissimilar manner, GM begins stacking his books and sorting his paper-stack after about 2 weeks of off-and-on, unrestricted gaming.
The story is a little bit knotted and will need to be untied at some point, but there will be all week for that as we resume a sane more consistent schedule. I'm not leaving yet, but I just cracked my last beer.
>>47170
With a 20 unfortunately.
\r
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47172
47173
>>47171
I'm calling bullshit
"You must consciously choose which requirement to emulate. That is, you must know what you are trying to emulate when you make a Use Magic Device check for that purpose."

And since when are skill checks able to be done in attacks of opportunity?
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47173
47174 47175
I suggest taking time to categorize/itemize acquisitions (loot), resources (loot+), and abilities (lvl+).
>>47172
Don't worry, he's grossly over-estimating Tracy's comprehesion of which button does what, and I haven't yet brought in the extended chart. One roll won't be too bad.

Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47174
>>47173
Without Lenos being here, can I get a Lenos-check on the half-plate armor?

And the Robe?

And the Potion?

And the scroll?
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47175
47178 47181
>>47173
Also, I know there's not really a way I can make this seem sincere, but sorry for causing so much shit
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47176
47177 47179 47181
The Scroll is Confusion CL 7th
The Potion is Displacement
There are three goats remaining.
The Tome is Understanding +3
Staff of Abjuration (prev. fight)
Orb of Storms (p.f.)
Magnificent Half-Plate +4 (+3 Cha)
Cloak of Resistence +2
Ring of Fire Resistance +10
Brooch of Shielding

I know that many are redundant, but there are lots of items that are unused/unexamined. Thank you for Tracy using the sword-wind, it makes for great sea-battles too (wind sails and all).
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47177
47198
>>47176
I'd like to take the half plate and offer the +19 spell resistance full plate to Infernius

>The scroll really is of confusion
Lol
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47178
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>>47175

Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47179
47180
>>47176
What does my long horned goat do?
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47180
47181
>>47179
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/e-g/figurines-of-wondrous-power/ivory-goats/
Terror
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47181
>>47175
I forgive you ya little shit
>>47176
>armor is Charisma
>Torc can't wear armor
End my suffering
I'll take that potion though. Could prove useful.
Spellcraft check for staffs spells? [1d20+18 = 25]

>>47180
I made the right fucking choice then
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47182
47183 47184 47185 47186 47198 47202 47246
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WARNING: Toxic levels of Blogpost

"Mrs. Sentry" is going to have to go on maternity leave for quite a while, as her faggot sorts out the remainder of his life.
Tracy's birds are in their personal room with a lifetime's supply of dried elephant meat. Please walk/fly them, even if they're just imaginary..
I'm sorry guys, but I've been putting this off for a while now.. I've had a great time playing with all of you, and I would've liked to act-out and imagine Tracy's baby; but I've got some important things to do that will make my current daily schedule/lifestyle impossible.

Trump's faggot please perma-ban this IP, from all boards. I know I'll come crawling back later, but I can't afford to be distracted by irresistible nazi-ponies, before this body fails me...
....
*contemplates deleting whole comment and going back to playing*
Anonymous
ITiwd
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No.47183
>>47182
I'm sorry to you as well
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47184
>>47182
See you later friend, I'll miss you until you return.
It was fun, thanks for putting up with our autism.
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47185
47186
>>47182
Thank you for contributing your time, intention, ingenuity, autism, and loads of other elements for all this time. If this venture has in any way led to dysfunction - and I say that without judgement - I apologize. I hope you are more creative and tenacious now than you were when we started.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47186
47188
>>47182
>>47185
Fuck, now I'm realy fucking sad.
I'm... I'm gonna come back to this in the morning.
Tracy's faggot before you go, I just want you to know it was great fun to play with you. You'll always be one of the ones that gave me my first d&d experience, and I thank you for that. I hope you can sort out what you need too, and return sometime even if it's just to say hi and talk a bit.
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47188
47189 47190
>>47186
"I,... knew it was inevitable. You've all been so accommodating, you don't even know. I've been waiting for a white flag for some time. No criticism, I knew it could never be maintained indefinitely."
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47189
47192
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>>47188

Anonymous
ITiwd
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No.47190
47191 47192
>>47188
Again, I'm sorry. I know it's me specifically. I figured one of us would eventually drive the other away
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47191
>>47190
No, I don't think it was you. I think it was circumstances outside his control, and it just happened to occur after you two bickered a bit. Don't blame yourself, it won't help.
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47192
>>47189 ikr?
>>47190
https://youtu.be/YDC54WgO0yw
I doubt players are a/the issue. I hope not at least. In any case, this thread has another 700 posts before molding over. Players are still permitted and I will continue to monitor, but a re-evaluation is in order desu.
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47193
>Correct version
https://youtu.be/ol8SLdMmztg
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47194
AUTISM
https://youtu.be/pABVHTJEfrA
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47197
https://youtu.be/0AxgnoeOAKs
For sure this time
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47198
47199 47604
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>>47177
Thank you.
>>47182
I will sincerely miss you, i teard up reading your blog-post. I've had fun with you and tracy over the last few months. I wish you well and when you get your life back on track come back and post okay? Infernuis is be heartbroken.the tears are flowing now. i Dont know if you are still here but heres my best feels
https://youtu.be/ee925OTFBCA
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47199
47200
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>>47198
https://youtu.be/AK3PWHxoT_E
I still can't even
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47200
47201 47207 47260
>tfw when our party will never be the same without the poner murder-hobo
>tfw gamenight will never be the same without Tracy's faggot posting the d&d memes
>>47199
I don't think we'll ever be able to even
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47201
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>>47200
Thats not true, we'll be able to even-tually Ha!
Posting cute spooder w/ cute spooder
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47202
47203
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>>47182
I'm sorry

I'll be nicer to you, I promise
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47203
47204
>>47202
I doubt you are the significant motivator for about 5 different reasons, that without knowing anon's story
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47204
47205
>>47203
Why do you say that?
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47205
47206
>>47204
Because its true. One can only rigorously devote themselves to a vast and cross-referencing engine like this before realizing ways of applying it in their own situation. There have been several times I've found that some degree of involvement in the game was at the expense of something I could/should have been addressing, not consciously but nesciently.
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47206
47208
>>47205
How does one apply stuff from here into meatspace?
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47207
47209
>>47200
Dubs confirm.
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47208
>>47206
That's one hell of a long answer, but I'll try and articulate.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47209
47210
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>>47207

Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47210
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>>47209

Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47211
47212 47220
GM, I fucking swear if you pulls a fucking dimeterium cage on Torc I will go stabby-stabby
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47212
47213
>>47211
He might as well stab, since he ain't gonna be using his magic, that's for sure
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47213
47214
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>>47212

Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47214
47215 47216
>>47213
Daggers are one of the few weapons he's proficient with, so it makes sense to get stabby
Anonymous
DdYSi
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No.47215
>>47214
Kek, this.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47216
47217
>>47214
>stick size changing dagger in lock
>grow
>¿¿¿
>profit
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47217
47218
>>47216
The missing step is that the lock is also made of dimetrium, so the dagger doesn't grow, and the sorcerer is sold as a sex slave
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47218
47219
>>47217
Fug
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47219
47220 47221 47222
>>47218
>inb4 horny female orcs
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47220
47221 47224
>>47211
What?
>>47219
There could be, really easily
0dklY
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No.47221
47222 47224
>>47219
At least he won't be held hostage and under the threat of rape from griffons, or possibly dragons... again

>>47220
That post was made at the point in the movie where Twilight was held in a cage
\r
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47222
47223
>>47221
>>47219
>terrified screaming
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47223
>>47222
>trips
Be very afraid.
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47224
47225 47226 47227
>>47221
>>47220
Torc is rape personified.
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47225
47226 47227
>>47224
*seduction
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47226
47228 47229
>>47224
>>47225
I hate both of you