This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
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It seems we can't make any progress then.
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>>47113I believe it
>>47114Not until you take your autism pills
>>47115You should take some pills for your chronic anal retention.
>>47108>control freakThe makings of a great GM desu
>>47110They's precise rounds. They're fired from cannons, but they look more like what (you) recognize as the actual round from a bullet except huge and without powder/brass
>>47117D'aww thanks
>>47116MY ANUS IS FINE THANK YOU
>>47117>Without Powder/brassSounds like the guns Torcuil got from Korak\r
*drinks glass of water*
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>>47119>like Torcuil's gunsNo, the cannon's powder rounds are mini-keg-sized and are loaded into the cannon separately. That's how they can breach the pyramid, they use a volume of powder about 16/1 "normal" cannons and the rounds are specific to not explode (normally) in the barrel.
*scratches back with stick*
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>>47122So it functions like a battleship?
>>47117Kinda like AP round style? Whats the composition?
>>47122So HE rounds?
>>47125I think we now know what to do with the money
>>47113Hey can Lenos de-fuck the Thez situation?
>>47126Boy I enjoy being a captain
>>47122HEIAP?
>>47129Okay, how the fuck do
you get a +23 on use magic device?
>>47131Just let me put my Marines on it is all I ask
>Not Space Marines (yet), but Air Marines >>4713119 ranks in it (Rogue and Assassin), +1 Int bonus, +2 because she's used the rod before.
>>47132Thats fine, Torc would be willing to help transport.
GM, can Torc study under the Gnomes to learn some of their craftsmanship?
>>47128 i might be able to find her
>>47131>HEIAPMore like "DAFUQ"
>>47133She was tiny, spastic, and unsanctioned at the time. I'm denying any viable recollection of button placement.
>>47134Who gave Tracy back the rod? Invalid roll.
>>47137Probably not, but I'll try and think of something.
>>47139Again,
no >>47141When was it taken from her?
>>47142Alright.
Do, where are the characters atm? Including Tracy, because idk where she's allowed to go without getting b8.
>>47141>sighHE: High explosive rounds
AP: Armor peicing
HEIAP: High explosive incendiary/armor peircing
>>47141>probally notMaybe just able to mantain Gnomish works, but not reproduce them?
*casts discern location to attempt to find thez*
>>47145"Any idea what could've happened to her?"
>>47138Excellent
"She was last seen on the deck of the airship after falling over a rod that is similar to a one you possess. I fled the room when that happened, so I can't say what happened to her, and I don't know if she was teleported or vaporized or what have you, but they want her back. Attempts at dispel magic have failed to break the caster level"
>>47142It's not your haxx item. Not everything belongs to you and you can't steal everything
*casts discern location to attempt to find thez*
>>47142Hard to say. She's pushed so many buttons who knows what's happened to her or her surroundings.
>>47145>>47148She's a statue on the ethereal plane.
>>47151No, it remained and was pushed repeatedly by a different player afterwards
And how is anyone else supposed to know my intentions if you delet every comment I make?
If I can't juant, and I can't try to figure out the rod's functions, what am I allowed to do to contribute to the situation, without offending you in some way?
Well fuck it.
Tracy flies off to another side of the continent, because anything she could do here is prohibited.
>>47154She's prohibited from flying though
[1d20+23 = 42]
Rolling first to Hide
>>47159And she's off, without a word.
Equip Horseshoes of Zepher to avoid leaving tracks.
So, can Lenos fix the cannon?
>>47162Well, than I guess the ship is making a trip to thenameoftheplacethegnomesliveandIcan'tremember. Who's coming?
>>47163I don't think thats a 20
>>47165Don't we have a dungeon that needs crawling?
>>47166Torc already died once there, he can go die again another day
lenos's faggot is dealing with a nasty migraine and cant look at the screen anylonger so he will hand control back to the gm for the time being so that maybe shit can happen
>>47168Ugh, sorry to hear that. See you later
>>47162How the fuck do you "accidentally" blind activate a magical device to a specific function?
>>47168In a not dissimilar manner, GM begins stacking his books and sorting his paper-stack after about 2 weeks of off-and-on, unrestricted gaming.
The story is a little bit knotted and will need to be untied at some point, but there will be all week for that as we resume a
sane more consistent schedule. I'm not leaving yet, but I just cracked my last beer.
>>47170 With a 20 unfortunately.
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>>47171I'm calling bullshit
"You must consciously choose which requirement to emulate. That is, you must know what you are trying to emulate when you make a Use Magic Device check for that purpose."
And since when are skill checks able to be done in attacks of opportunity?
I suggest taking time to categorize/itemize acquisitions (loot), resources (loot+), and abilities (lvl+).
>>47172Don't worry, he's grossly over-estimating Tracy's comprehesion of which button does what, and I haven't yet brought in the extended chart. One roll won't be too bad.
>>47173Without Lenos being here, can I get a Lenos-check on the half-plate armor?
And the Robe?
And the Potion?
And the scroll?
>>47173Also, I know there's not really a way I can make this seem sincere, but sorry for causing so much shit
The Scroll is Confusion CL 7th
The Potion is Displacement
There are three goats remaining.
The Tome is Understanding +3
Staff of Abjuration (prev. fight)
Orb of Storms (p.f.)
Magnificent Half-Plate +4 (+3 Cha)
Cloak of Resistence +2
Ring of Fire Resistance +10
Brooch of Shielding
I know that many are redundant, but there are lots of items that are unused/unexamined. Thank you for Tracy using the sword-wind, it makes for great sea-battles too (wind sails and all).
[Read more] >>47176I'd like to take the half plate and offer the +19 spell resistance full plate to Infernius
>The scroll really is of confusionLol
>>47176What does my long horned goat do?
>>47175I forgive you ya little shit
>>47176>armor is Charisma>Torc can't wear armorEnd my suffering
I'll take that potion though. Could prove useful.
Spellcraft check for staffs spells?
[1d20+18 = 25]>>47180I made the right fucking choice then
WARNING: Toxic levels of Blogpost
"Mrs. Sentry" is going to have to go on maternity leave for quite a while, as her faggot sorts out the remainder of his life.
Tracy's birds are in their personal room with a lifetime's supply of dried elephant meat. Please walk/fly them, even if they're just imaginary..
I'm sorry guys, but I've been putting this off for a while now.. I've had a great time playing with all of you, and I would've liked to act-out and imagine Tracy's baby; but I've got some important things to do that will make my current daily schedule/lifestyle impossible.
Trump's faggot please perma-ban this IP, from all boards. I know I'll come crawling back later, but I can't afford to be distracted by irresistible nazi-ponies, before this body fails me...
....
*contemplates deleting whole comment and going back to playing*
>>47182See you later friend, I'll miss you until you return.
It was fun, thanks for putting up with our autism.
>>47182Thank you for contributing your time, intention, ingenuity, autism, and loads of other elements for all this time. If this venture has in any way led to dysfunction - and I say that without judgement - I apologize. I hope you are more creative and tenacious now than you were when we started.
>>47182>>47185Fuck, now I'm realy fucking sad.
I'm... I'm gonna come back to this in the morning.
Tracy's faggot before you go, I just want you to know it was great fun to play with you. You'll always be one of the ones that gave me my first d&d experience, and I thank you for that. I hope you can sort out what you need too, and return sometime even if it's just to say hi and talk a bit. >>47186"I,... knew it was inevitable. You've all been so accommodating, you don't even know. I've been waiting for a white flag for some time. No criticism, I knew it could never be maintained indefinitely."
>>47188Again, I'm sorry. I know it's me specifically. I figured one of us would eventually drive the other away
>>47190No, I don't think it was you. I think it was circumstances outside his control, and it just happened to occur after you two bickered a bit. Don't blame yourself, it won't help.
>>47189 ikr?>>47190[YouTube] Ian Van Dahl | Trance - Castles In The Sky
[Embed]I doubt players are a/the issue. I hope not at least. In any case, this thread has another 700 posts before molding over. Players are still permitted and I will continue to monitor, but a re-evaluation is in order desu.
>tfw when our party will never be the same without the poner murder-hobo>tfw gamenight will never be the same without Tracy's faggot posting the d&d memes>>47199I don't think we'll ever be able to even
>>47200Thats not true, we'll be able to even-tually
Ha!Posting cute spooder w/ cute spooder
>>47182I'm sorry
I'll be nicer to you, I promise
>>47202I doubt you are the significant motivator for about 5 different reasons, that without knowing anon's story
>>47204Because its true. One can only rigorously devote themselves to a vast and cross-referencing engine like this before realizing ways of applying it in their own situation. There have been several times I've found that some degree of involvement in the game was at the expense of something I could/should have been addressing, not consciously but nesciently.
>>47205How does one apply stuff from here into meatspace?
>>47206That's one hell of a long answer, but I'll try and articulate.
GM, I fucking swear if you pulls a fucking dimeterium cage on Torc I will go stabby-stabby
>>47211He might as well stab, since he ain't gonna be using his magic, that's for sure
>>47213Daggers are one of the few weapons he's proficient with, so it makes sense to get stabby
>>47216The missing step is that the lock is also made of dimetrium, so the dagger doesn't grow, and the sorcerer is sold as a sex slave
>>47211What?
>>47219There could be, really easily
>>47219At least he won't be held hostage and under the threat of rape from griffons, or possibly dragons... again
>>47220That post was made at the point in the movie where Twilight was held in a cage\r
>>47221>>47220Torc is rape personified.