This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
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[1d20 = 17]>>46735Elephant charges Trump and attempts gore attack
Why the fuck did I not put on the ring shield and the ring of protection
[4d100 = 156]>>46737Because fireballs are flying out every once in a while.
Good thing the deck is fireproof
>>46732Does anyone see any reason to keep the griffon?
>>46729Well I am, I don't think Torc is though
[2d8+15 = 28][2d100 = 74]>>46737FUCK. Lands against his lower 31 AC rolling for damage and those other two creatures Tracy summoned
[4d20 = 58]>>46736There are two other new elephants if Thez wants to kill something, besides the one attacking Trump and the one Fae killed
Trump: full round attack
>>46739Because that faggot may come back?
Before anyone rolls anything else, can
I get a quick rundown?
[2d20 = 37]>>46742Tracy's Faggot is a Psycho, and Trumpaladin is killing elephants that have been summoned en masse by Tracy
rolling for Gore and Slam attack against Trumpaladin. A 15 or higher lands
[1d20 = 6]>>46744Jesus Christ. Rolling to confirm threat
>>46742Tracy is hidden, rolling the rod around the room, using the advantage of her fine size and high Dex to be un-findable.
Every once in a while, she spins the rod like a bottle, and jumps on it with all fours for 4 random buttons.
[2d8+15 = 25][2d6+10 = 15]>>46745THANK GOD. Not a crit. Rolling for damage on Trump
[4d20 = 34]>>46747Sigh, Full round against elephant
[4d10+30 = 53]>>46748FUCKING KEENED SWORD OF SHARPNESS!!!
>>46742>rundownI'm leaving, see you guys later
>>46746The room is also full of Elephant grass, making it appear like the jungles of India, and making it easier for the fine-sized psychopath to Hide.
[1d20+4 = 9]>>46752Tracy has Improved Evasion. Can she roll a Reflex save?
>already knows she wouldn't make it, but rolling anyway >>46754No, its purely armor class based. Thez has a +43 to attack, and Tracy gets a +4 to AC for size.
[4d20 = 54]>>46751You're fucking lucky there are elephants to kill. And that I am equally psychotic
Trumpaladin dons the shield ring, and exchanges his engagement ring for the ring of protection. AC is now 38
MOUNTS LION DRAGON
BOTH ELEPHANTS ATTACK!
[7d20 = 101][2d6+10 = 16]>>46756Fae is slammed. But Trumpaladin and Fae strike back!
>>46756I'm having so much fun right now.
[4d10+30 = 52][7d6+14 = 41]>>46757All attacks landed and Fae took 16 damage
>>46758I am too actually
[4d20 = 21]>>46759The elephant is damned near kill, but they strike back
[7d20 = 75]>>46760Pls no squish Trump and Fae for gladiatorial combat
>>46761Weak ass rolls from them. Trumpaladin targets the next elephant while Fae targets the near death one
>>46762Its not a fatal squish, its a "stopping Tracy from pushing anymore buttons, so I can make sure she isn't unraveling space time by this point" squish
[4d10+30 = 48][5d6+10 = 26]>>46763Fae trips on elephant corpse, but first elephant is kill I think and every attack lands on the other one
>>46764Tho I will say, check your ID
[4d20 = 37]>>46764F
>>46766Last elephant attacks. Twice, because Fae tripped and so lose a turn, but Trumpaladin dismounts to face the Elephant alone
>>46768An unseen force disrupts Thez' balance, unsquishing Tracy.
[4d20 = 42]>>46769But an elephant can't Touch Trumpaladin
Full round attack
[4d10+30 = 55]>>46771Even a two lands, and Trumpaladin wonders to himself why he doesn't use Power Attack or Drunken Sword
[2d20 = 15]>>46772Elephant, with 1 hit point left - no really, 1 hp - attacks back defiantly
[4d20 = 45]>>46773Weak. Trumpaladin finishes
[1d20+15 = 32]>>46770*urge to resume pressing buttons arises*"... Heheheheh..! S-sorry about that.."
her face betrays her feelings thoughRolling Bluff, because that's what she'd do
[1d20+27 = 47]>>46768Rolling sense motive on Pony, Because Trumpaladin is a fucking Jedi with his sense motive
>>46770I killed 4 elephants! Even if Trumpaladin got gored twice and slammed, and Fae got slammed twice... for 68 and 37 damage respectively
[1d20 = 13]>>46776Thez' eyes narrow, and throw a darkened kunai next to the rod
>>46777>TRIPS>Natural 20>My ModifierI AM GOD. ALL THE PONY'S SECRETS SPILL OUT!
>>46779This should have been covered in the quick rundown. Who am i kidding, Thez is probably still a statue
>>46780You can instantly tell that she's not at all sorry for what she just did.
She's smirking a little bit too.
[minimum-sized pony noises]
"... At least I know what all of the buttons do now.."
[1d20+20 = 22][1d20+23 = 29]>>46782I KNOW YOUR SECRETS
>>46781At least Trumpaladin has no problems besides being two thirds dead
Spot and Listen check on Pony, since Fae has only eaten alive one small animal today. And fucking mauled to death two huge ones
>>46783You may want to stay quiet
[Read more] >>46783No, in all the commotion Tracy would have had NO chance to mark the buttons.
[1d20+23 = 24][1d20+20 = 30]>>46786You were heard, that's for sure
>>46786By your own description/admission, this was all done on the fly and in the heat of the moment. IDEK what happened, given all the buttons Tracy pushed.
>>46788She was
completely focused on the buttons, looking down at her hooves as she jumped up and down on them.
She did not care one bit what was going on around her.
[1d20 = 9]>>46789Fae has Track damn it! And she knows pony was near the rod
[1d20+23 = 31][1d20+20 = 26]>>46785Is succeeding on a listen check good enough for a grapple?
>>46789Denied. Please. Stop. For one fucking second. I'm not saying "you're restricted from doing anything ever", I'm saying I have no idea what all these fugging dice rolls mean. This gives me 3-ish options. 1. is let it play out, and see where it lands.
2. is stop it here, assess, and continue.
3. is nerf all this shit and go back to before Tracy started,... "acting".
>>46794But I killed Four summoned African Elephants...
That's probably better than Tracy being permanently changed colors or whatever the fuck she did though
>>46795You know, I'm sure she shot fireballs straight into the thick grass
WHERE IS YOUR COVER NOW!
>>46795You know what, no. Nevermind. Forget I said anything.
>>46798THAT ALSO BURNED!
Although there was rain as well. I'm really confused as to what happened
She probably also turned herself green
And then Permanently Blue
TRACY IS BLUE NOW!
[2d20 = 26]>>46799It returns to the status quo anyways, since none of these are permanent. Except color change. But let's ignore that
*heal check on self and Kitty*
A fine-sized voice emanates from an indeterminate direction:
"... If I come out now, will you be mad at me...?"
>>46801SELF STARTS TO HEAL!
Should cure serious wounds anyways, even though I'm sure that isn't enough
*kitty cures light wounds then falls the fuck asleep*
>>46802*puts kitty to sleep*
*NOW she decides to come out*
"For what?"
Trumpaladin is covered in blood and bandages, but is holding several full sized Tusks
>>46804"... I made a bit of a mess..."
"... That was pretty badass of you, fighting all of those pachyderms at once..."
>>46805Trumpaladin blushes at the compliment, then poses like a conquering Brit, with refined expression
"I fucking drove those endangered elephants to extinction"
\r
>>46806"I know, and it was
~sooo cool of you."
*humps proportionately colossal leg*
>>46807Tries to pose heroically. Like Pic related, but with a small blue probably invisible pony on his leg
>>46809>no peach rings*turns into monster to fly up onto shoulder*
*reverts to pony form, and sits on shoulder, also posing*
>>46810*Hair waves majestically in the wind*
>>46812*A cold fear goes down his spine*
>>46814*does not look at pony*
"You're small now. But you'll be gig again. Yuge, even. And..."
*beat*
"It's not that my hand was crushed at the exact moment I needed it. It's that I can never do that again without fear of...
I want to have a horse I can mess around with"
>>46813"...Is there something wrong, Flashy?" (aside from the obvious)
>>46815>has no memory of crushing his hand"Well that won't do at all...."
*crawls down arm*
"Come on! Stick your pinkie in."
>>46818*still feels extremely awkward*
>>46820"This is... weird" he says to the Green statue of Thez
>>46821Isn't she an invisible green statue?
>>46822Yes. Yes she is. I think the green came after the invisible though
*sighs and sticks pinkie out*
>>46823You still have another Break Enchantment for the day, right?
It'd free her of transmutations
she might be mad though..>>46824*eases back onto pinkie*
".. Hnnng..! There..! Th-this isn't so scary now, i-is it?"
>>46825I had to use his second 4th level spell on cure serious wounds because an elephant got several good rolls against a not-fully armored Trumpaladin
*stares at the small horse making love to his pinkie*
>>46826Why U no Lay On Hands? It cures exactly the right amount.
>>46826*Makes sweet love to pinkie*
>>46827I hate using up spells. Lay of Hands is an awesome weapon against undead. Also I didn't think of that
>>46828*Stares in baffled fascination at tiny pony going at his pinkie*
>>46830I gotta stay in-character.
>>46830Kek
>>46831"I still don't know if I trust putting a penis in your larger form"
>>46832[strained mimi-pony noises]
She doesn't respond, but she's clearly trying her hardest to impress him.
>>46835*moves pony around like finger puppet on his pinkie*