This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
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The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
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Welp, this should be fun
[1d100 = 22]
Goddamnit Infernius
Why couldn't you wait until we figured out what the hell these things are before fucking us up with them?
>>46439>lack of common senseThis is more of a wisdom thing though
>>46437>16Easily the lowest role, unsurprisingly. Allow me to amend my previous declaration of what happened.
>>46444You sure?
I thought INT was things like textbook knowledge and WIS was common sense
[1d100 = 49]
Rolling for Fae
>inb4 infernius turns himself too stone and the enlarge only effects his one horn
Trumpaladin grabs onto his kitty and some portion of the loot as he braces for whatever the fuck was just unleashed
Or does kitty run after the mouse? I am not sure
>>46449
Roll to see if the mouse distracted her.
Gust of Wind,
Invisible Infernius,
Infernius Flesh to Stone,
Infernius Large Size,
Summon Mouse.
For kicks, I'm gonna say that the visible mouse is staring curious at everyone on a part of the invisible giant statue of Infernius, maybe on the tail.
>>46450I call the ring, scroll, and a goat. So can have what ever else you want
>>46453So wait, from the party's perspective, Infernius turned invisible, and we don't know what happened to him after that?
[1d20+21 = 35]>>46453"Did he just turn himself into a floating mouse?"
Spellcraft for Torc to know what spells where cast
[1d20+20 = 31][1d20+23 = 42]>>46453Top kek
Sicking Fae on the mouse
Spot, listen, and grapple
>>46459okay, no sic. Just observe
>>46459For all we know, Infernius is that mouse
>>46460He can't be seen, and isn't moving or breathing.
>>46462Fug! It'd totally look like that!
Dammit!
Also, I really want this rod now.
>>46462I was going to have her grapple, bite, and swallow whole figuring even a celestial mouse or demon mouse couldn't beat her, but then I figured "yeah, that'd look bad"
>>46461That could definitely also happen
>>46466Were you able to detect invisibility?
>>46464Gib Fae's reaction.
>>46468With a 35 I'd hope so, but GM hasn't said
>>46472Yeah, it'd be great. Also, Mouse is /bestsummon/.
>>46473Torc's snek staff makes an offended hiss
Until it's clear what just happened, Tracy casts Charm Animal on the mouse to bring it towards her.
"Now where did you come from?"
>>46470Yes, I missed the roll, but especially with Fae bouncing off shit (giving a bonus to the detect) he can tell there's a large invisible Infernius-shaped object there.
>>46478I missed the roll for her to grapple because the Email field isn't long enough, so Fae spot checked but never charged
Tracy has called it forward
>>46478"Okay, don't fucking quote me here, but I think infernius is invisible and stoned"
[1d20+27 = 28]>>46474Tracy bursts out laughing at the cat-meme.
Sleight of Hand to conceal Hand Of Glory while casting its See Invisibility. I gtg for a while. I would say don't do anything stupid, but then you guys couldn't do anything.
[1d20+20 = 27]
[1d20+25 = 45]
Grapple mouse from right in front of Tracy
Swallow
>>46485>20 on a swallowPlace a cloak of resistance on Fae just in case she needs to roll a Fort save
[1d100 = 48]>>46482I assume that's a fumble.
Tracy lets out a growl of frustration as she goes looking for her hand.
Rolling 1d100 to see if she hits her head on the statue.
>>46485She K.O. though.
>>46487I never rolled the grapple earlier (because fucking email field is too short) so the mouse came to Tracy when called
Wait, it's in the animated gauntlet.
><BANG!>
"OW! Wtf is going on here?!"
*Uses See Invisibility*
>>46487Yes that is a fumble, and in addition to dropping the hand she also falls over and is now prone.
>>46490It's in her gauntlet, can she use it while on the ground?
>>46491she still would've dropped it, but it wouldn't be hard to get back.
>>46490I'm still claiming the 20 in
>>46485 While still on the ground Tracy uses her hand and peers up at the thing she hit her head on.
"....... OH, for fuck's sake..!"
>>46493Fae hit her head on the statue though.
>>46494No, because the order to run was not complete because the fucking email field won't let me roll three dice with modifiers
>>46493Thats fine, the mouse is irrelevant, and Torcuil detected invisible-giant-statue-Infernius (though isn't sure what it is yet).
<whooof> Thez reappears holding the 4 Ivory Goats, which are now clustered with obscene amounts of gems and gold."I fixed 'em!"
>>46495Whatever. she got the mouse.
>>46496Are we in the temple or the tower, I'm confused now.
"The dumb bull fucking turned himself to stone somehow, and he's fatter too" Tracy grumbles, peering through the hand
>>46496"Just... You know money can be exchanged for goods and services, right?"
>>46499"Uh, Flashy, if you will..?"
*gestures towards the general direction of the bull*
"It's a pain to move in here while this invisible fatass is petrified"
>>46497As far as I can imagine, they're just outside the pyramid, in the airship, cuz thats where they would have taken the shit to and where it would be transported from. Also cuz it makes sense.
>>46498"These were goods, but now they're "betters"!" ^_^
>>46502You can't talk. You're petrified.
>>46501"Uh huh"
>>46500"Bippitty Boppitty boop"
Trumpaladin casts whatever spell Tracy's faggot thinks could help this situation, even though he hasn't a clue how to unfuck this
>>46506Break enchantment should free him of transmutations.
>>46502Thez shows Infernius the "Better" goats. It looks like someone has layered gobs of gold on the surface of the figures, and then thrown a bunch of precious stones all over them. In some cases the gold/gems completely obscures the fact that they're goats.
"I know it looks bad, but I've got a guy for it. He bases the final design off what I give him so I just give him lots of metal and lots of stones." ^_^
>>46507Bippitty Boopity boop Break Enchantment is cast at what Tracy is pointing at
>>46508"Now I
know you're just doing it to piss me off"
*glares*
>>46508"You do good job, me think they look pretty."
>>46509Requires a caster level check against the caster level of the rod.
>>46516I'm not sure about that desu
[1d20 = 16]>>46515Rolling. I don't know trumpaladin's caster level
>A little bit o time
Trump's caster level is 17. What is the rod's?
>Want that invisibility ~sooo hard
K, so Infernius quickly reappears, shrinks down to normal, and turns back into flesh, holding the rod.
>>46520Then Infernius is free?
*rubs sore head*
"Good to see you're alive, dumb bull."
I actually g2g nao
>>46519It's a Rod of wonder Tracy's faggot. It only turns you invisible if you roll an 80 to 84 on a d100. The essence of it is that you never know what you're going to get from it.
Now use your sneak and hide and move silently skills, and all your billions of items if you want to execute le Ebin super sneak attacks. Role play better
>>46524"I,... didn't know you were still here tbh."
Insert statue comparison dialogue
>>46524"And you are very welcome"
*pats and hugs Minotaur*
*stares at pony*
>>46527"Careful with that rod, its got lots of buttons on it, who knows what could happen!" ^_~
So before going anywhere with it, how available will anyone be tomorrow, and/or is there any interest in continuing it through the evening and/or further?
Burgers have tomorrow off is why I ask.
>>46529There's 4. One of them looks like its running fast, one of them looks strong with big curled horns. One of them has reaaaaally long and pointy horns, and one of them is very small, like a pet goat.