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Greedy Nuts
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46427
46431 46437
This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.

Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.

There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.

The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.

Players should roll a d100
1023 replies and 134 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46429
cfgfghy.png

X4Dhk
?
No.46431
934.png
[1d100 = 42]
>>46427

HAaXq
?
No.46432
46433
Rollin'
HAaXq
?
No.46433
[1d100 = 61]
>>46432

Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46434
Welp, this should be fun
[1d100 = 22]

Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46435
46438
Goddamnit Infernius

Why couldn't you wait until we figured out what the hell these things are before fucking us up with them?
WbVf3
?
No.46437
46445
[1d100 = 16]
>>46427

Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46438
46439 46441 46443
>>46435
>10 int
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46439
46440 46441 46443
>>46438
This.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46440
46444
>>46439
>lack of common sense
This is more of a wisdom thing though
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46441
46442
185b696839edce1def0a28c1d9f7aea7--nightmare-moon-mlp-comics.jpg
>>46439
>>46438
I hate you
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46442
46447
>>46441
I love you.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46443
1478041843441.png
>>46438
>>46439
>mfw low mental stats, so can make bad decisions and still be in-character
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46444
46446
>>46440
Nah. Its int related.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46445
>>46437
>16
Easily the lowest role, unsurprisingly. Allow me to amend my previous declaration of what happened.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46446
>>46444
You sure?
I thought INT was things like textbook knowledge and WIS was common sense
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46447
Sweetie_\\-Not_jaw-dropping_amazing!\\-_S4E19.png
>>46442
>Trying to thaw my icy heart with a warm island song
reeeeee

hlgVK
?
No.46448
[1d100 = 49]
Rolling for Fae
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46450
46454
>inb4 infernius turns himself too stone and the enlarge only effects his one horn
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46451
Trumpaladin grabs onto his kitty and some portion of the loot as he braces for whatever the fuck was just unleashed

Or does kitty run after the mouse? I am not sure
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46452
>>46449
Roll to see if the mouse distracted her.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46453
46455 46456 46457 46459
Gust of Wind,
Invisible Infernius,
Infernius Flesh to Stone,
Infernius Large Size,
Summon Mouse.
For kicks, I'm gonna say that the visible mouse is staring curious at everyone on a part of the invisible giant statue of Infernius, maybe on the tail.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46454
>>46450
I call the ring, scroll, and a goat. So can have what ever else you want
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46455
46458
>>46453
So wait, from the party's perspective, Infernius turned invisible, and we don't know what happened to him after that?
i+WMZ
?
No.46456
46466
[1d20+21 = 35]
>>46453
"Did he just turn himself into a floating mouse?"
Spellcraft for Torc to know what spells where cast

Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46457
>>46453
Does he block the door?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46458
>>46455
Correct
X4Dhk
?
No.46459
46460 46461 46462
[1d20+20 = 31]
[1d20+23 = 42]
>>46453
Top kek

Sicking Fae on the mouse

Spot, listen, and grapple
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46460
46463 46464
>>46459
okay, no sic. Just observe
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46461
46464 46467
>>46459
>inb4 she smacks face first into the invisible Infernius.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46462
46463 46467
>>46459
For all we know, Infernius is that mouse
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46463
46466
>>46460
He can't be seen, and isn't moving or breathing.

>>46462
Fug! It'd totally look like that!
Dammit!
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46464
46468
>>46460
Uhm,...
>>46461
I like this one better.

Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46465
46469
Also, I really want this rod now.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46466
46468
>>46463
Thats why I did >>46456
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46467
>>46462
I was going to have her grapple, bite, and swallow whole figuring even a celestial mouse or demon mouse couldn't beat her, but then I figured "yeah, that'd look bad"

>>46461
That could definitely also happen
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46468
46470 46474
>>46466
Were you able to detect invisibility?
>>46464
Gib Fae's reaction.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46469
46471
>>46465
You want everything
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46470
46478
>>46468
With a 35 I'd hope so, but GM hasn't said
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46471
46472
>>46469
I want Invisibility, m8.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46472
46473
>>46471
No shit you do
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46473
46475
>>46472
Yeah, it'd be great. Also, Mouse is /bestsummon/.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46474
46482
>>46468
https://youtu.be/YyEG5S8Pjos
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46475
>>46473
Torc's snek staff makes an offended hiss
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46476
46477
Until it's clear what just happened, Tracy casts Charm Animal on the mouse to bring it towards her.
"Now where did you come from?"
X4Dhk
?
No.46477
[1d20+23 = 36]
[1d20+20 = 33]
>>46476
Interesting
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46478
46479 46480
>>46470
Yes, I missed the roll, but especially with Fae bouncing off shit (giving a bonus to the detect) he can tell there's a large invisible Infernius-shaped object there.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46479
>>46478
I missed the roll for her to grapple because the Email field isn't long enough, so Fae spot checked but never charged

Tracy has called it forward
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46480
46481
>>46478
"Okay, don't fucking quote me here, but I think infernius is invisible and stoned"
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46481
>>46480
"Weed is bad for you"
HAaXq
?
No.46482
46483 46487
1198890__safe_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_laughing_reaction image_simple background_white background.png
[1d20+27 = 28]
>>46474
Tracy bursts out laughing at the cat-meme.
Sleight of Hand to conceal Hand Of Glory while casting its See Invisibility.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46483
>>46482
Nope, okay...
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46484
I gtg for a while. I would say don't do anything stupid, but then you guys couldn't do anything.
X4Dhk
?
No.46485
46486 46487 46493
[1d20+20 = 27]
[1d20+25 = 45]
Grapple mouse from right in front of Tracy

Swallow
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46486
>>46485
>20 on a swallow
Place a cloak of resistance on Fae just in case she needs to roll a Fort save
HAaXq
?
No.46487
46488 46490
[1d100 = 48]
>>46482
I assume that's a fumble.
Tracy lets out a growl of frustration as she goes looking for her hand.
Rolling 1d100 to see if she hits her head on the statue.
>>46485
She K.O. though.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46488
>>46487
I never rolled the grapple earlier (because fucking email field is too short) so the mouse came to Tracy when called
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46489
Wait, it's in the animated gauntlet.
><BANG!>
"OW! Wtf is going on here?!"
*Uses See Invisibility*
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46490
46491 46493
>>46487
Yes that is a fumble, and in addition to dropping the hand she also falls over and is now prone.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46491
46492
>>46490
It's in her gauntlet, can she use it while on the ground?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46492
>>46491
she still would've dropped it, but it wouldn't be hard to get back.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46493
46494 46496
>>46490
I'm still claiming the 20 in >>46485

Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46494
46495
While still on the ground Tracy uses her hand and peers up at the thing she hit her head on.
"....... OH, for fuck's sake..!"

>>46493
Fae hit her head on the statue though.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46495
46497
>>46494
No, because the order to run was not complete because the fucking email field won't let me roll three dice with modifiers
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46496
46497 46498
>>46493
Thats fine, the mouse is irrelevant, and Torcuil detected invisible-giant-statue-Infernius (though isn't sure what it is yet).
<whooof> Thez reappears holding the 4 Ivory Goats, which are now clustered with obscene amounts of gems and gold.
"I fixed 'em!"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46497
46499 46501
>>46495
Whatever. she got the mouse.
>>46496
Are we in the temple or the tower, I'm confused now.

"The dumb bull fucking turned himself to stone somehow, and he's fatter too" Tracy grumbles, peering through the hand
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46498
46501
>>46496
"Just... You know money can be exchanged for goods and services, right?"
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46499
46500 46504
>>46497
*pets purring kitty*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46500
46506
>>46499
"Uh, Flashy, if you will..?"
*gestures towards the general direction of the bull*
"It's a pain to move in here while this invisible fatass is petrified"
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46501
46502 46506
>>46497
As far as I can imagine, they're just outside the pyramid, in the airship, cuz thats where they would have taken the shit to and where it would be transported from. Also cuz it makes sense.
>>46498
"These were goods, but now they're "betters"!" ^_^
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46502
46503 46508
>>46501
"Um thez what going on?"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46503
46505
>>46502
You can't talk. You're petrified.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46504
>>46499
>break enchantment
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46505
>>46503
Oops
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46506
46507
>>46501
"Uh huh"

>>46500
"Bippitty Boppitty boop"

Trumpaladin casts whatever spell Tracy's faggot thinks could help this situation, even though he hasn't a clue how to unfuck this
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46507
46509
>>46506
Break enchantment should free him of transmutations.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46508
46511 46513 46529
>>46502
Thez shows Infernius the "Better" goats. It looks like someone has layered gobs of gold on the surface of the figures, and then thrown a bunch of precious stones all over them. In some cases the gold/gems completely obscures the fact that they're goats.
"I know it looks bad, but I've got a guy for it. He bases the final design off what I give him so I just give him lots of metal and lots of stones." ^_^
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46509
46515
1513040531559.png
>>46507
Bippitty Boopity boop Break Enchantment is cast at what Tracy is pointing at
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46510
46512
I g2g for an hour.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46511
>>46508
"Now I know you're just doing it to piss me off"

*glares*
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46512
>>46510
I need to move
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46513
>>46508
"You do good job, me think they look pretty."
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46515
46516 46518
>>46509
Requires a caster level check against the caster level of the rod.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46516
46517
>>46515
Im not petrified right?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46517
>>46516
I'm not sure about that desu
X4Dhk
?
No.46518
[1d20 = 16]
>>46515
Rolling. I don't know trumpaladin's caster level
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46519
46520 46523
>A little bit o time
Trump's caster level is 17. What is the rod's?
>Want that invisibility ~sooo hard
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46520
46522
>>46519
10
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46521
K, so Infernius quickly reappears, shrinks down to normal, and turns back into flesh, holding the rod.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46522
46524
>>46520
Then Infernius is free?

*rubs sore head*
"Good to see you're alive, dumb bull."

I actually g2g nao
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46523
46524
>>46519
It's a Rod of wonder Tracy's faggot. It only turns you invisible if you roll an 80 to 84 on a d100. The essence of it is that you never know what you're going to get from it.

Now use your sneak and hide and move silently skills, and all your billions of items if you want to execute le Ebin super sneak attacks. Role play better
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46524
46525 46526 46535
>>46522
"Thanks tracy."
>>46523
"Thank you ny friend."
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46525
46527
>>46524
"I,... didn't know you were still here tbh."

Insert statue comparison dialogue
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46526
>>46524
"And you are very welcome"
*pats and hugs Minotaur*

*stares at pony*
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46527
46528
>>46525
"Oh."
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46528
>>46527
"Careful with that rod, its got lots of buttons on it, who knows what could happen!" ^_~
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46529
46530
>>46508
I wanna goat
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46530
46531 46533 46558
So before going anywhere with it, how available will anyone be tomorrow, and/or is there any interest in continuing it through the evening and/or further?
Burgers have tomorrow off is why I ask.
>>46529
There's 4. One of them looks like its running fast, one of them looks strong with big curled horns. One of them has reaaaaally long and pointy horns, and one of them is very small, like a pet goat.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46531
46532
>>46530
I want the long horns

Fuck I gtg again
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46532
46549
Cheryl-Brown-Long-Horned-Goat.jpg
>>46531