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Greedy Nuts
Anonymous
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No.46427
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This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.

Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.

There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.

The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.

Players should roll a d100
1023 replies and 111 files omitted.
Anonymous
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No.47540
47543
>>47539
The lack of items was definitely noticeable (I would have worn an archmage's mantle), but I don't think his blood is going to give you anything cooler than what we could gain from first-degree murder home-invasion of the rooms in that temple
Anonymous
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>>47538
>most show what appears to be an underweight human male of European breed
He transformed partway through battle. Thez even made a glider out of two of his wings.
If you look at final fantasy, Kefka's theme is about a sorcerer who attained magick to attain virtual godhood. The basis of an Archmage is sacrificing the potential to learn new spells for even greater, inherent, magical powers. Kefka was so excelled in his class that he managed to become a god among mages: perfectly fitting the description of a demigod as listed in the books.
Anonymous
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No.47542
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>>47541
So are you wanting to use the virtual god's blood to virtually create a cool sword or to create a cool virtual sword?
Anonymous
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No.47543
47545
>>47540
The blood is bottled. I'll save it for later, for when (or if) she has the chance to make a legendary weapon out of it..
A blood-tempered blade for slaying abominations would be an ebin way to commemorate that fight. I want to forge an Æsahættr for slaying the most powerful monsters, if the need ever comes.
>>47542
Virtually.
Anonymous
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No.47544
>>47542
Or maybe a virtually cool sword?
Anonymous
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No.47545
47546
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>>47543
Let's go kill a god first
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47546
47547 47548
>>47545
$hillary isn't even close to a good. [i]Maybe some kind of Outsider, but not even an Abomination.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47547
>>47546
To a god*
Anonymous
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No.47548
47549
>>47546
Hilary may be a puppet of even stronger eldrich forces. CNN. Facebook. The Democratic Party. Who knows
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47549
47550
>>47548
Pretty sure it's Soros.
She's ebil but she's not as high on the ladder as she thinks she is.
Anonymous
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No.47550
47551
>>47549
We may need to kill the Golden Lady. The embodiment of Feminism herself
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47551
47552
>>47550
Get to the point where you could move in her presence at all before you think of killing her..
Anonymous
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No.47552
47553
>>47551
I've been buffing up my will saves

It's almost like real deities aren't so easy to kill
Anonymous
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No.47553
47554 47555
I do talk about theomachia a bit, but that stuff is mostly for post-ebin level storywise. All those Abominations ans similar rank-0 deities were mainly made to give epic-level characters something more powerful than themselves to fight.
>>47552
A Hecatoncheires is a rank zero deity, and it's already 57 CR.
Some of these ebin monsters are spooky. An Atropal is like every abortion that ever happened coming back for revenge on the living. A Phaethon is a walking nuclear explosion (that moves at 120 ft). And Infernals eat Balors and Pit Fiends for breakfast.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47554
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>>47553
Even the Non-abomination ebin monsters are scary. A gibbering orb is everything you'd expect from a Beholder with two-dozen eyes, only worse.
>can cast 2 dozen spells/rays at once
>Noms mages to steal moar spells
Anonymous
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No.47555
>>47553
>All this cool shit
They would just look at Trumpaladin and say "how many dragons do you have? .5?" laugh, and he'd die of embarrassment

>>47554
*screams in Lovecraft*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47556
Hey, when the temple was blown open, did it have any shards? Glassteel shanks are worth taking.
Anonymous
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No.47557
>>47539
>>47538
>>47537
>>47541
>all this talk of killing Kefka
>still laughing my ass off how I cast the spell, then went to sleep and woke up too find him ded
Ah, good times...
Anonymous
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No.47558
47561
>>47554
>noms mages
FUCK
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47561
47578
>>47558
Their favorite food is sorcerers.
Anonymous
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No.47563
47571 47572 47576
By the way, yes the mummies were sufficient to cast permanency without penalty
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47568
47569 47578 47598 47600
Hey, look what I found:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Covfefe_(3.5e_Equipment)
Anonymous
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No.47569
48f.jpeg
>>47568
Well that explains a lot
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47571
>>47563
~Yay!
Anonymous
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No.47572
47573 47620
>>47563
Wait a minute

Does a weapon's magical enchantment bonus affect attack and damage rolls?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47573
47574
>>47572
It matters on the condition of the enchantment.
Anonymous
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No.47574
>>47573
I mean a weapon's magical rating. The + number
Anonymous
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No.47576
47577 47620
>>47563
Politely requesting that you be conservative with what is allowed
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47577
47590
>>47576
Well in canon, the highest lvl spell that can be cast on a creature is Telepathic bond, for 2,500 XP, so I guess lvl 5 and under is appropriate, within reason of course. The cost of Permanency appears to be 500 XP per spell lvl.
Most of the personal-range spells that can be made permanent are Divination spells, like Darkvision, Detect Magick, and Arcane sight: ultimately granting the subject sensory superpowers. Others cast on creatures appear to be mostly transmutations and abjurations, seemingly made for Wizards to buff their familiars.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47578
47620
>>47561
Fug
>>47568
Who wants to try it?

I also never got a damage range for using snek as a club
Anonymous
HAaXq
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No.47579
47620
So, what did Thez do after Infernius freed her?
Anonymous
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No.47580
thezmonk2.jpg
This was a really lazy recolor, but I feel like posting it anyway.
Anonymous
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No.47581
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PF3jx.jpg
Memes because why not?
Anonymous
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>>47581

Anonymous
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No.47583
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>>47582
Make Tracy Cage OC pls
Anonymous
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No.47584
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>mfw can't Sneak Attack undead
Anonymous
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No.47585
47587 47602
>>47583
I'm not good at very much besides recolors.
What do you have in mind?
Anonymous
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No.47586
47587
>>47583
Also, who's this?
Anonymous
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No.47587
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>>47585
I'm not sure. Maybe a "looking up" image like this one of Fluttershy or cannon Tracy

>>47586
Trumpaladin from a University IP
Anonymous
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No.47588
47589 47591
>>47587
I'm surprised that there is no Tracy edition of Badumsquish's Kitties yet. Worthy pf a commission.
Anonymous
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No.47589
47591 47620
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>47583
>>47588
>Badumsquish
I recolored this one on New Year's day, but I gave up halfway because it felt like Nicholas Cage was looking at me (also, I was tired/bored and didn't feel like altering the tail).
Anonymous
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No.47590
47593
>>47577
Animate Objects is a lvl 6 spell though. And Teleportation Circle is lvl 9..
Anonymous
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No.47591
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>>47588
I looked up Badumsquish. What I found was... interesting

>>47589
Kek

>Implying Nicholas Cage watching you doesn't make it hotter
Anonymous
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No.47592
>>47591
>What I found was… interesting
He's quite the creative type...
Anonymous
HAaXq
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No.47593
47620
Spoilered
>>47590
..Symbol of Insanity can be made permanent...
Anonymous
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No.47594
47595
What'd i miss?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47595
47596
>>47594
Nothing in-game.
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47596
47597
>>47595
What about shit posts?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47597
>>47596
Decent shitposting. Worth the read.
Anonymous
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No.47598
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>>47568
Covfefe seems terrible i wonder why tge president drinks it.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47599
>>47598
Among cursed items, it's actually pretty severe.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47600
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>>47568
>Description of the chikun
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Grilled_Achaierai_(3.5e_Equipment)
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47601
>>47600
>ability lasts until discharged
I'll remember this when I have Tracy cook the rest of the Chikuns.
Anonymous
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No.47602
47603 47605
>>47585
I can try drawing if someone can do colors
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47603
47604 47606
>>47602
I can do colors.
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47604
47607
>>47198
>>47603
Um this was for you.
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47605
47606
>>47602
I can.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47606
>>47603
>>47605
Ayy, you'll have to bear with me though, that pic I uploaded to the drawfag thread was first time doing more than a scrible.
Wait, what am I gonna be drawing?

Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47607
47609
>>47604
Thanks, m8..
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47609
>>47607
Yea.
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47610
The partys outlines.like in pic 3
>>47260
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47612
47613
Infernuis wants a suit.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47613
47614
>>47612
Get pants too.
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47614
>>47613
Hugo boss
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47615
47616 47617 47620 47623
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Trump's faggot. Did you consider asking Elwaymod for a Quest to get that Divine Emissary class? He's probably at least rank ten, so he could more than likely lay Quests on his followers. Even more so, since he's charm domain.
It might bite you in the ass though.
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47616
47618 47621
>>47615
Whos your favorite mod?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47617
47623
>>47615
Actually, he can definitely lay Quests on his followers.
It might be frightening if he finds that out though.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47618
47619 47621
>>47616
Not entirely sure.
Shhh! They're watching.
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47619
47620 47623
>>47618
Mods don't lurk here.
Anonymous
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No.47620
47624 47625
>>47539
Vain, bordering on apathetic.
>>47572
Of course, why wouldn't it?
>>47576
Fine,.... e_e
>>47578
Oh right,... that. You seriously asked me that didn't you. Correct me if I'm wrong, but you wanted to essentially swing the stick and then turn him into Snek?
>>47579
I'll be on that in JUST a minute.
>>47582
>pic 3
>Lenos
>>47589
He's looking through you
>>47593
>hypno-cage
>>47598
It explains some of his twitter rants tho
>>47600
Seriously?
>>47615
Elway is beyond rank
>>47619
You'd be surprised
Anonymous
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No.47621
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>>47618
>>47616

Anonymous
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No.47623
47627 47629 47634
>>47617
>>47615
Well actually, that first time I communed with him he gave Trumpaladin something of a personal quest, albeit a small one, that involves unicorn jerky, finding a Gene Shalit tree and letting it lick Trumpaladin's butthole, pocket dimensions literally in your pocket, and going back in time to lady Tuesday to pray on top of a mountain. (And digging a very big hole, which is the hardest part). It didn't involve any hobomurdering, so I thought I'd save it.

I can always ask for more later

>>47619
We got one admin who has any level of regularity. A couple of our pretty active mods lurk occasionally, but I think mostly they don't pay much attention
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47624
47626
>>47620
>Seriously?
Well.. a little bit..
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47625
47626 47628
>>47620
>snek
Pretty much.
For reference Snek could be anywhere from 250-600lb looking at sizes of irl constrictor snakes.
He's roughly 35 feet, right?
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47626
47637
>>47624
The remark was more to do with the fact that someone actually made an item out of it.
>>47625
>number crunching intensifies
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47627
47629 47632 47639
>>47623
>he gave Trumpaladin something of a personal quest, that involves unicorn jerky
.. Shit dude..
I didn't realize he'd made that a Quest..
Tracy is more than willing to help him with it though. She's a member of the church too, so it'd be proper for her to assist.
>finding a Gene Shalit tree and letting it lick Trumpaladin's butthole, pocket dimensions literally in your pocket, and going back in time to lady Tuesday to pray on top of a mountain.
Yeak.. I'm not sure he realizes just how powerful he is.. A Quest is Twelve Great Labors tier: it cannot be refused.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47628
47631
>>47625
Correction
Assuming he's a python he could be 750 lbs.
I'll explain later
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47629
47633 47635
>>47623
>>47627
Brad sentry has to kill a unicorn
Infernuis was commanded to kill his baby.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47631
47634
>>47628
He's Yge size, so he'd weigh between 2 and 16 tons.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47632
>>47627
Like, it's just like Geas, only there's no cure.
If Gene Shalit ever shows up in a tree, you have to let him lick your butthole.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47633
>>47629
He was commanded to give his wife a shower: different phrasing
Just like Geas, it may depend on the phrasing.
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47634
47636 47639
>>47623
I'll see what I can do to incorporate Gene Shalit. Pocket dimensions is easy. Going back in time,... I'll have to look into that too.
>>47631
K not that big
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47635
47639
>>47629
He could possibly possess your body too, if he wanted to.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47636
47638
>>47634
What about the Unicorn Jerky?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47637
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achaierai_2.jpg
>>47626
>someone actually made an item out of it
I doubt that anyone has ever encountered these things without contemplating what they taste like.

Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47638
47640
>>47636
Well, I figured that's unfinished business, filed under the heading "Trollestia".
Anonymous
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No.47639
47644
>>47627
>unicorn jerky
This was in the same conversation I was asking about killing trollestia, so he asked "didn't you say before that you ate of the body of a deceased unicorn?" The quest seemed pretty simple except for a few components, and doesn't require any more murder than what is necessary to make unicorn jerky. I think Felicia's body still exists, although it's starting to rot now. Does Tracy know how to smoke jerky out of unicorns? Don't answer that...

>>47634
Oh I can repost the whole set of dialogue. It's rather hilarious

>>47635
Pls stop he might be reading this
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47640
47641
>>47638
Yeah.
Hey.. how severe is a Quest? It's just as intense as Geas, isn't it? Wouldn't Trumpaladin be driven to pursue the Quest until his body turns to dust, and take 3d6 points of damage each day he's prevented from pursuing it? That's kind of extreme, although I guess that's how gods roll...
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Lay_Quest_(Divine_Ability)
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47641
47642
>>47640
If Elway was displeased with Trump, yes he could/would take damage. If this was a "prove yourself" type quest, no.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47642
47645
>>47641
He should probably put that Magic Fang on Fae immediately then... Quest isn't the scariest Divine Power..
Anonymous
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No.47643
47647 47650 47651
Alright. Aboard the Sloppy Cunt, Infernius successfully transitions to the Ethereal plane, whereupon he finds statue-Thez still in a comical, almost-falling-over posture. His 20 caster check more than sufficient to remove the effects of the Wonder Rod, Thez reconstitutes as flesh, and falls over,... except this is the ethereal plane, where there's no gravity. She begins spinning awkwardly in the air before realizing that the scene has changed dramatically from "just a moment ago". Taking a low stance, as though expecting something else to pop out or happen, she asks, "I'nis,... what's going on?"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47644
47645
>>47639
>I think Felicia's body still exists
After laying in the streets for a few days? I doubt it's still there.
I think he was referring to a different unicorn too.
0dklY
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No.47645
47646
>>47642
>Fae needs Magic Fang
I'm kind of feeling that way too

>We're intending to get that dragon lion's mouth permanently blessed later
>Tell her she should have done that after her initiation
>She should really be bumped back a few grades, this is really sloppy work on her part tbh
>Well I mean battle blessing
To help kill people and shit

>again, should have been done before you set out at the very least
>but it's probably fine, hopefully she learns a thing or two from this experience

>>47644
It was dumped around the forest. In context it was referring to a hypothetical Trollestia kill
\r
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47646
47651
Milo Gaze.png
>>47645
Better to invest in that instead of something else then.
>referring to a hypothetical Trollestia kill
Then the appropriate interpretation of the Quest would be to hunt this unicorn ans present her rawhide to the shrine as a sacrifice. Once the Jersey is thrown on the statue, the Quest will be complete.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47647
47652
>>47643
"Good to see you're back, Thez."
Anonymous
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No.47650
47652
>>47643
"You got stoned."
Anonymous
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No.47651
47652 47655
>>47646
>>47646
>Trumpaladin sees those beautiful, graceful eyes over him in a dream
No, it requires praying on mount Arat for a week (helped by going back in time), and presenting Jerky to a Gene Shalit tree as well

>>47643
"Did you learn anything?"
Anonymous
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No.47652
47653 47654 47658
>>47637
Guilty
>>47647
"Thanks. Did I leave?"
>>47648
"I have a hard time believing that,"
>>47650
"Oh. Well. It must have been really good stuff then, I don't remember any of it."
>>47651
"Uhm,... no?"
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47653
>>47652
"Don't fall carrying weapons"
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47654
47660
>>47652
"You used rod of wonder."
*grabs thez*
*casts plane shift*
I have to go meat space needs me.