This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
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[1d20+23 = 29]>>47422Secondary Natural weapons have a -5, so attack fails to land.
pulls pony closer and grabs hair near base
>>47434Retrieve your waifu. You, unlike the other one, actually heard from lenos where thez is located and ahve a motivation to get her
>>47435Also, take off your armor if you're going to fug her, you AC whore.
>>47436
You think the Ethereal plane is bad, try finding something in Limbo ~_~
>>47440So is thez out of the enchantment?
Fine I will reveal my method for using Snek as a weapon.
1:hold staff by the bottom end.
2:swing staff at enemy
3:transform into mr. Snek and let go
3.5: snek keeps momentum from swing
4:IMPACT
5:¿¿¿
6:Profit?
>>47435>attack fails to landArmor doesn't necessarily make attacks fail to land, it only prevents them from doing damage.
>>47438That was never the intent
>>47443Whatever. For a grapple to fail, the attack has to deal damage
>>47441Nope. A 20 didn't make the DC for the enchantment. Xp
>>47437
Lenos did that already
>>47449He did? I missed that one too.
>>47450He cast discern location when Infernius and Trumpaladin asked him to find Thez, and found her
>>47451That wouldn't have worked. Discern location doesn't cross planes.
>>47453And now I know why. Discern Location
does cross-planes.
>>47449M8, why do you respond to comments you delet?\r
[1d20+23 = 37]Trying again.
Grabs pony's tail little past the dock, but definitely does not "pick up" the pony, or other wise pull strongly on the tail
>>47456You got Thez and rolled a 20 on dispel magic. That's as good as we're likely to get
GM, would you mind chatting with me in rabbit some time later on?
No hurry; I'd just like to do it some time.
>>47456Plz pardon my candor, which one are you?
>>47459Sure. Just leave a mention and I'll check
>>47460>>47460Hash zQ3r is Infernius from an alternative IP
I have a request I would like to make of all players.
When are we gonna make one of these?
>>47465Soon, I hope.
I wonder if the library has any golem manuals.
>>47467But what is your question?
I read that Reincarnation or Wish could be used to change a character's race. Is this accurate? I read it in context of a UA supplement when reading about racial paragons, when it was explaining how the UA was different from normal gameplay, so I'm not sure.
>All hypothetical, no ulterior motives
>>47469I'm not saying I'm now considering doing that.
BUT I WANNA FUCKING DO IT
>>47472Wish can technically do anything. And Reincarnate by definition transplants an ego into a new body.
>>47472>>47472Do you not enjoy being a filly?
>>47472>>47473Actually, I'm certain Wish would work.
In fact, Wish is the only spell that can reverse Reincarnate.
>>47469Reincarnation, yes. It randomly respawns the character in a new originating story, but with the same previous memories.
>>47473PREPARE FOR DE FEKKIN SCOTTISH UNICORN
>>47474I-Is Torc the filly? I thought
I was Filly
>>47477Fuck yeah I'll fuck the Scottish Unicorn
You are the filly. You
are the filly
>>47478TORC-ICORN (uni-Torc?) IS NOT FOR FUCKING LEWDS
>you are the fillyYAY I AM FILLY
>>47476What about Wish? Could it alter the bodies of living creatures, like a permanent Shapechange?
>>47476Druid is a strange class.
>>47479Trumpaladin recognizes that all unicorns are for lewds
>>47483It's a gay old time alright
>>47485I'm starting to feel like you're literally bisexual irl, Anon.
>>47486You'd think so, but no. It's just fun as fuck to chase after player characters
I mean, I like some mlp stallion on stallion, but that doesn't really count. Right? Right?>>47488"It's okay little pony"
*holds tail hairs close together*
>>47489>that spoiler...Really?"Wh-what are you doing with my tail, Flashy?!"
>>47488*puts pony's hind over knee*
"I'm going to see if I can help keep you from getting nearly killed like you did with the mummies"
*takes out a ring of protection secured from Nancy Pelosi (since Torcuil already has one) and starts to run tail hairs though it*
>>47492"I.. It's a bit tight.."
".. but it's fine, because it's from ~you.." *dreamy eyes*
Tail remains in air.
GM, have you been rolling our saving throws for fear affects off screen? Several of the enemies we've faced had high DC Frightful Presence, but nobody was ever effected.
>>47493*tries to run hundreds of horse hairs through a simple ring*
*finally gets it on*
*dock is kind of large, a bit too big in circumference to really fit well*
*Contemplates stopping*
*Pony is basically presenting herself to him, so it's excruciating*
*figures, "fuck it" and wraps pony hairs through the ring so its held in place on the end of her tail bone*
"There you go little pony"
*tries to force tailbone down*
>>47494She actually did.
\r
>>47495This is the first time you're calling me on being lazy with saving throws? We're what, 6 months in?
>>47494Depends on the definition of "killed". Thez and Torcuil also fit the bill.
>>47499I'm a faggot. Pls ignore.
>>47500I'm just saying, there've been PLENTY of saving throws I have deliberately/accidentally nerfed,... its probably a long list by now.
>>47501The collar is less lewd desu
>>47502>Less lewdI feel like what you're trying to say is that both should be used
>>47498Ring of Sequestering would be /bestring/ for her, but invisibility would be alright too since Sequestering is a bit expensive.>>47501Wedding ring on tail-dock because lewdness.
Animal Friendship on collar because /mlp/ reference.
Like the time those minions of Soros were supposed to have an aura of nauseum, or the time when (insert numerous opponents) should have cast "(insert nerf-spell)" for the umpteenth time,....
What? Its true,....
There's never a day that goes by that I don't stumble across "Hey, you forgot about this shit!"
>>47505>"A bit expensive">Costs 300,000 GP and requires 20 caster levels and an epic feat, costing twice as much as the ring with three Wishes in itI'll see what I can do for ponfu
I like the ring of protection on the dock though, since it would be of "protection" and would rest over top of her vagina (since it's further down the tail bone) but of course she never practices safe sex and is against it on principle
>>47506That's how I'm feeling
>>47505Good thing I've buffed up saving throws >>47507Trump turns into a newt. No saving throw. Don't worry, he'll get better by the morning.
>>47508REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>47509See look? He's back to normal. ^_^
Srsly tho, I have to re-re-re-evaluate now. I'm not complaining, but atm none of it makes sense.
>>47512Cuz there's anyone ITT who would fight off a cute poner, even
if she was >edgy >dark
*contemplates taking advantage of Flashnewt*
I totally didn't mean to attach that image, but apparently its too late so revel in the wolf-elf-girl-rapeage
Going to bed srsly,... plz keep it above the belt? ^_^
[1d20+17 = 37]>>47512>>47512Kek. He got better I think
>>47517Uh. Uh. Counter grapple?
>>47514It's a weird question, but do Drow bleed red? I see them painted with blue or purple blushes pretty often.
>>47521>Dat modifier.You don't have any of that while you're a freaking newt, but that natural 20 implies that you have somehow managed to overpower her.
I think I'll go to bed as well...
>>47523>>47523*Manuevers around horse's behind horses neck, grabs her by the collar, and puts her down on the ground*
"Good girl"
*Stays hidden in mane of pony*
*pets her sort of*
*eventually curls up and falls asleep on poner*
>modifierWell, it's his base attack bonus with no strength modifier. There should probably be a high negative size modifier though
I can't facetiously post shit, everything is taken literal Xp
>>47526It's more fun this way.
Pic entirely unrelated (I just like it)
So about that question with the Hecatoncheires..?
>>47531Like where the hell are you going to get god blood?
>>47534Kefka ain't a god and never was one. He was only referred to as a god in the metaphorical sense of having very strong powers. But he was human
Gods don't bleed, and they don't die when they roll a 4 on a fort save for an implosion spell
>>47535GM said that Kefka was literally a god.
He used Life Drain: a Divine Power, which would've meant he had at least 1 divine rank. Creatures with 1-5 ranks are considered to be demigods.
>He was humanDoe he
look human to you? He looks like an ebil demigod, if I ever saw one.
>gods don't bleedThen what's with that description with the Hecatoncheires? There must be some way to acquire bloodforged weapons, if that's one of two listed weapons that could harm them.
>>47535>they don't die when they roll a 4 on a fort save for an implosion spellA rank 1 demigod could plausibly be killed by that, especially if he were naive enough and had just been shot in the head moments earlier. It was said that he'd momentarily lost his spell resistance in that time.
>>47536I think you're misinterpreting GM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39EPY4F3M3QWe've seen several images, but most show what appears to be an underweight human male of European breed.
A demi-god ain't a god, and it's blood ain't good enough for whatever ebin haxx you want
>>47537I'd think a demigod would prepare for something as basic as rolling a fort save
>>47538>I'd think a demigod would prepare for something as basic as rolling a fort saveI think he was just really fucking vain and underestimated the party. He did't even use items.