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Greedy Nuts
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46427
46431 46437
This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.

Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.

There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.

The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.

Players should roll a d100
1023 replies and 132 files omitted.
0dklY
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No.47435
47438 47443
[1d20+23 = 29]
>>47422
Secondary Natural weapons have a -5, so attack fails to land.

pulls pony closer and grabs hair near base

>>47434
Retrieve your waifu. You, unlike the other one, actually heard from lenos where thez is located and ahve a motivation to get her
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47438
47444 47447
>>47435
Also, take off your armor if you're going to fug her, you AC whore.
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47440
47441
>>47436
You think the Ethereal plane is bad, try finding something in Limbo ~_~
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.47441
47448
>>47440
So is thez out of the enchantment?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47442
Fine I will reveal my method for using Snek as a weapon.
1:hold staff by the bottom end.
2:swing staff at enemy
3:transform into mr. Snek and let go
3.5: snek keeps momentum from swing
4:IMPACT
5:¿¿¿
6:Profit?

Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47443
47445 47447
>>47435
>attack fails to land
Armor doesn't necessarily make attacks fail to land, it only prevents them from doing damage.
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47444
47447
>>47438
That was never the intent
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47445
47447
>>47443
Whatever. For a grapple to fail, the attack has to deal damage
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47447
>>47444
>>47445
>>47443
>>47438
Whatever

*releases pony*
Anonymous
bCuYB
?
No.47448
>>47441
Nope. A 20 didn't make the DC for the enchantment. Xp
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47449
47450 47455
>>47437
Lenos did that already
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47450
47451
>>47449
He did? I missed that one too.
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47451
47452
>>47450
He cast discern location when Infernius and Trumpaladin asked him to find Thez, and found her
Anonymous
bCuYB
?
No.47452
47453
>>47451
That wouldn't have worked. Discern location doesn't cross planes.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47453
47454
>>47452
But you said it did in >>47150

Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47454
>>47453
And now I know why. Discern Location does cross-planes.
SRh/R
?
No.47455
>>47449
M8, why do you respond to comments you delet?\r
Anonymous
D5KIg
?
No.47456
47457 47460
I gotta go guys.
0dklY
?
No.47457
[1d20+23 = 37]
Trying again.

Grabs pony's tail little past the dock, but definitely does not "pick up" the pony, or other wise pull strongly on the tail

>>47456
You got Thez and rolled a 20 on dispel magic. That's as good as we're likely to get
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47458
>>>/test/
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47459
47460
angel_bunny_by_moongazeponies-d45nn68.png
GM, would you mind chatting with me in rabbit some time later on?
No hurry; I'd just like to do it some time.
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47460
47461
>>47456
Plz pardon my candor, which one are you?
>>47459
Sure. Just leave a mention and I'll check

Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47461
>>47460
>>47460
Hash zQ3r is Infernius from an alternative IP
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47462
47463 47464
I have a request I would like to make of all players.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47463
>>47462
Shoot
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47464
1504585876918-0.jpeg
>>47462
Yes...
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47465
47466 47467
File (hide): 5791CA5ACEFD7FF6EBDA0EFD6376DF9A-500872.mp4 (489.1 KB, Resolution:206x222 Length:00:00:12, 9dh1OtM.mp4) [play once] [loop]
9dh1OtM.mp4
When are we gonna make one of these?
Anonymous
HAaXq
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No.47466
47467
>>47465
Soon, I hope.
I wonder if the library has any golem manuals.
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47467
47468
>>47465
Kek, I saw that one
>>47466
Maybe some,... GM says reluctantly, worried he's authorizing something he isn't fully aware of
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47468
>>47467
But what is your question?
Anonymous
HAaXq
?
No.47469
47470 47472 47476
I read that Reincarnation or Wish could be used to change a character's race. Is this accurate? I read it in context of a UA supplement when reading about racial paragons, when it was explaining how the UA was different from normal gameplay, so I'm not sure.
>All hypothetical, no ulterior motives
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47470
47471
1515123195106.png
>>47469
>No love for the little pony
Aww
Anonymous
HAaXq
?
No.47471
>>47470
>hypothetical
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47472
47473 47474 47475
>>47469
I'm not saying I'm now considering doing that.

BUT I WANNA FUCKING DO IT
Anonymous
HAaXq
?
No.47473
47475 47477
>>47472
Wish can technically do anything. And Reincarnate by definition transplants an ego into a new body.
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47474
47477
>>47472
>>47472
Do you not enjoy being a filly?
Anonymous
HAaXq
?
No.47475
>>47472
>>47473
Actually, I'm certain Wish would work.
In fact, Wish is the only spell that can reverse Reincarnate.
Anonymous
bCuYB
?
No.47476
47480 47481
>>47469
Reincarnation, yes. It randomly respawns the character in a new originating story, but with the same previous memories.

Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47477
47478
>>47473
PREPARE FOR DE FEKKIN SCOTTISH UNICORN
>>47474
I-Is Torc the filly? I thought I was Filly
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47478
47479
>>47477
Fuck yeah I'll fuck the Scottish Unicorn

You are the filly. You are the filly
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47479
47482 47490
>>47478
TORC-ICORN (uni-Torc?) IS NOT FOR FUCKING LEWDS
>you are the filly
YAY I AM FILLY
Anonymous
HAaXq
?
No.47480
>>47476
What about Wish? Could it alter the bodies of living creatures, like a permanent Shapechange?
Anonymous
HAaXq
?
No.47481
>>47476
Druid is a strange class.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47482
47483 47484
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>>47479
Trumpaladin recognizes that all unicorns are for lewds
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47483
47484 47485
>>47482
Sound gay to me
Anonymous
HAaXq
?
No.47484
47487
>>47483
This
>>47482
*humps leg*
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47485
47486
1491118975161.gif
>>47483
It's a gay old time alright
Anonymous
HAaXq
?
No.47486
47489
lNlTRkGh.jpg
>>47485
I'm starting to feel like you're literally bisexual irl, Anon.
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47487
47488
>>47484
reeeee

*takes pony's tail*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47488
47489 47492
>>47487
"wh-what?"
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47489
47490 47491
>>47486
You'd think so, but no. It's just fun as fuck to chase after player characters

I mean, I like some mlp stallion on stallion, but that doesn't really count. Right? Right?

>>47488
"It's okay little pony"

*holds tail hairs close together*
Anonymous
bCuYB
?
No.47490
>>47479
Shall not be infringed
>>47489
Uhm
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47491
>>47489
>that spoiler
...Really?

"Wh-what are you doing with my tail, Flashy?!"
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47492
47493 47494 47497
>>47488
*puts pony's hind over knee*

"I'm going to see if I can help keep you from getting nearly killed like you did with the mummies"

*takes out a ring of protection secured from Nancy Pelosi (since Torcuil already has one) and starts to run tail hairs though it*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47493
47496
>>47492
"I.. It's a bit tight.."
".. but it's fine, because it's from ~you.." *dreamy eyes*
Tail remains in air.
Anonymous
bCuYB
?
No.47494
47496 47499
>>47492
>cuz Tracy is the one who almost got killed
Anonymous
HAaXq
?
No.47495
47499
GM, have you been rolling our saving throws for fear affects off screen? Several of the enemies we've faced had high DC Frightful Presence, but nobody was ever effected.
0dklY
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No.47496
47498
>>47493
*tries to run hundreds of horse hairs through a simple ring*
*finally gets it on*
*dock is kind of large, a bit too big in circumference to really fit well*
*Contemplates stopping*
*Pony is basically presenting herself to him, so it's excruciating*
*figures, "fuck it" and wraps pony hairs through the ring so its held in place on the end of her tail bone*

"There you go little pony"

*tries to force tailbone down*

>>47494
She actually did.
\r
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47497
47498 47501
>>47492
Gib custom wedding ring later on, to match your Evasion Ring, so they can easily show they're engaged.
[Greedy faggot noises]
*rubs hands together*
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47498
47504
>>47496
>>47497
Serious question, what's even desirable? I would think that a ring of protection is pretty great, just maybe one custom sized to fit on a pony dock and with a higher AC rating
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47499
47500
>>47495
This is the first time you're calling me on being lazy with saving throws? We're what, 6 months in?
>>47494
Depends on the definition of "killed". Thez and Torcuil also fit the bill.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47500
47502
>>47499
I'm a faggot. Pls ignore.
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47501
47502 47504
>>47497
Should she wear her wedding ring on her dog collar or on her dock? Both of them kind of say "I own you" strongly, but in different ways
Anonymous
bCuYB
?
No.47502
47503
>>47500
I'm just saying, there've been PLENTY of saving throws I have deliberately/accidentally nerfed,... its probably a long list by now.
>>47501
The collar is less lewd desu
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47503
47506
>>47502
>Less lewd
I feel like what you're trying to say is that both should be used
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47504
>>47498
Ring of Sequestering would be /bestring/ for her, but invisibility would be alright too since Sequestering is a bit expensive.
>>47501
Wedding ring on tail-dock because lewdness.
Animal Friendship on collar because /mlp/ reference.
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47505
47507
Like the time those minions of Soros were supposed to have an aura of nauseum, or the time when (insert numerous opponents) should have cast "(insert nerf-spell)" for the umpteenth time,....
What? Its true,....
There's never a day that goes by that I don't stumble across "Hey, you forgot about this shit!"

Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47506
47507
>>47503
Yes
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47507
47508 47511
>>47505
>"A bit expensive"
>Costs 300,000 GP and requires 20 caster levels and an epic feat, costing twice as much as the ring with three Wishes in it
I'll see what I can do for ponfu

I like the ring of protection on the dock though, since it would be of "protection" and would rest over top of her vagina (since it's further down the tail bone) but of course she never practices safe sex and is against it on principle

>>47506
That's how I'm feeling

>>47505
Good thing I've buffed up saving throws
Anonymous
bCuYB
?
No.47508
47509
>>47507
Trump turns into a newt. No saving throw. Don't worry, he'll get better by the morning.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47509
47510
>>47508
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Anonymous
bCuYB
?
No.47510
>>47509
See look? He's back to normal. ^_^
Srsly tho, I have to re-re-re-evaluate now. I'm not complaining, but atm none of it makes sense.
HAaXq
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No.47511
47512
[1d20+18 = 34]
>>47507
When you Sequester something, you hide it so it's safe and nobody but you can find it or touch it, because it's your special treasure.
*greed intensifies*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47512
47513 47514 47521
>>47511
Did mean to roll
Was going to roll to grapple newt, but was too tired.
Unless he wants it...
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47513
>>47512
Didn't*
Anonymous
bCuYB
?
No.47514
47517 47523
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>>47512
Cuz there's anyone ITT who would fight off a cute poner, even if she was >edgy >dark
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47515
47517
*contemplates taking advantage of Flashnewt*
Anonymous
bCuYB
?
No.47516
I totally didn't mean to attach that image, but apparently its too late so revel in the wolf-elf-girl-rapeage
HAaXq
?
No.47517
47518 47521
[1d20+18 = 23]
>>47514
>>47515
Fuck it then.
Rolling to pick up newt.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47518
>>47517
Easy enough.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47519
*cradles newt in arms*
Anonymous
bCuYB
?
No.47520
47522
Going to bed srsly,... plz keep it above the belt? ^_^
0dklY
?
No.47521
47523
[1d20+17 = 37]
>>47512
>>47512
Kek. He got better I think

>>47517
Uh. Uh. Counter grapple?
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47522
>>47520
>Wants to talk about belts
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47523
47525
>>47514
It's a weird question, but do Drow bleed red? I see them painted with blue or purple blushes pretty often.
>>47521
>Dat modifier.
You don't have any of that while you're a freaking newt, but that natural 20 implies that you have somehow managed to overpower her.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47524
47527
I think I'll go to bed as well...
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47525
>>47523
>>47523
*Manuevers around horse's behind horses neck, grabs her by the collar, and puts her down on the ground*
"Good girl"

*Stays hidden in mane of pony*
*pets her sort of*
*eventually curls up and falls asleep on poner*

>modifier
Well, it's his base attack bonus with no strength modifier. There should probably be a high negative size modifier though
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47526
47528
I can't facetiously post shit, everything is taken literal Xp
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47527
>>47524
>Rides vulnerable pony to bed
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47528
1ab2ed1b7c0bbc48a011146b626f1d8a.jpg
>>47526
It's more fun this way.


Pic entirely unrelated (I just like it)
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47529
47530
*goes to bed for real*
Anonymous
bCuYB
?
No.47530
>>47529
I've heard said that b4
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47531
47533
So about that question with the Hecatoncheires..?
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47533
47534
>>47531
Like where the hell are you going to get god blood?
Anonymous
HAaXq
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No.47534
47535
>>47533
>Kefka's leftovers
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47535
47536 47537
>>47534
Kefka ain't a god and never was one. He was only referred to as a god in the metaphorical sense of having very strong powers. But he was human

Gods don't bleed, and they don't die when they roll a 4 on a fort save for an implosion spell
Anonymous
HAaXq
?
No.47536
47538
kefka_palazzo__god_form__by_azraelwingeddeath-d8p4sgq.jpg
>>47535
GM said that Kefka was literally a god.
He used Life Drain: a Divine Power, which would've meant he had at least 1 divine rank. Creatures with 1-5 ranks are considered to be demigods.
>He was human
Doe he look human to you? He looks like an ebil demigod, if I ever saw one.
>gods don't bleed
Then what's with that description with the Hecatoncheires? There must be some way to acquire bloodforged weapons, if that's one of two listed weapons that could harm them.
Anonymous
HAaXq
?
No.47537
47538 47557
>>47535
>they don't die when they roll a 4 on a fort save for an implosion spell
A rank 1 demigod could plausibly be killed by that, especially if he were naive enough and had just been shot in the head moments earlier. It was said that he'd momentarily lost his spell resistance in that time.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47538
47539 47541 47557
>>47536
I think you're misinterpreting GM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39EPY4F3M3Q

We've seen several images, but most show what appears to be an underweight human male of European breed.

A demi-god ain't a god, and it's blood ain't good enough for whatever ebin haxx you want

>>47537
I'd think a demigod would prepare for something as basic as rolling a fort save
Anonymous
HAaXq
?
No.47539
47540 47557 47620
>>47538
>I'd think a demigod would prepare for something as basic as rolling a fort save
I think he was just really fucking vain and underestimated the party. He did't even use items.