This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
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Now now, I did say "for example". That was a hypothetical illustration, and not intended to be a lasting scenario.
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She still looks okay though
>>46644
>10
>9
>System checks show nominal
>8
>7
>retracting arm
>6
>5
>4
>system is go
>3
>2
>1
>We have liftoff on my sides
>10
>9
>System checks show nominal
>8
>7
>retracting arm
>6
>5
>4
>system is go
>3
>2
>1
>We have liftoff on my sides
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>>46652
Your character can borrow the wand, just don't hurt yourself with it
You'e going to hurt yourself with it though I'm sure
summon another creature, I want to make Fae eat another one
\r
Your character can borrow the wand, just don't hurt yourself with it
You'e going to hurt yourself with it though I'm sure
summon another creature, I want to make Fae eat another one
\r
[1d100 = 78]
>>46655
I need something to point this thing at.
*summons dire rat*
*presses random button*
>>46655
I need something to point this thing at.
*summons dire rat*
*presses random button*
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Pls fix autism
\r
\r
>>46665
Oh, snap. I totally missed that, that was before the facepalm even. Fair point, Trump and Fae are clear.
Torcuil then, is slowed.
"Put a snail symbol next to that one!" Thez says
Oh, snap. I totally missed that, that was before the facepalm even. Fair point, Trump and Fae are clear.
Torcuil then, is slowed.
"Put a snail symbol next to that one!" Thez says
[1d100 = 39]
>>46670
Oops! I pressed another button!
Tiny Tracy runs away, pointing the rod ahead of her as she continues to push buttons.
>>46670
Oops! I pressed another button!
Tiny Tracy runs away, pointing the rod ahead of her as she continues to push buttons.
Tracy just got reduced to 1/12 her height.
I'm not quite sure the exact numbers and thus the size, but its 1"/foot tall
I'm not quite sure the exact numbers and thus the size, but its 1"/foot tall
>>46673
*assumes monstrous shape*
She should be ~just big enough to press buttons now.
*Presses button once more (if she already pressed one, reroll)*
*assumes monstrous shape*
She should be ~just big enough to press buttons now.
*Presses button once more (if she already pressed one, reroll)*
[1d100 = 61]
>>46677
The grass is now high enough for Fae, who swallowed whole a creature Tracy's size, to sneak around
The grass is now high enough for Fae, who swallowed whole a creature Tracy's size, to sneak around
[1d20+39 = 41]
>>46677
Rolling to Gide in grass (bonus because size).
"You'll never find me! Squeals a tiny voice."
>>46677
Rolling to Gide in grass (bonus because size).
"You'll never find me! Squeals a tiny voice."
Hide*
Hey Trumpaladin, your god just declared me Anon Filly. Does this mean I turn anon filly ingame?
Okay, so if I'm understanding this correctly, Thez is Green, Tracy is diminutive, and Torcuil is Anon Filly?
This is what happens by the way, its not crazy haxx that result of such items, its shenanigens.
[22d100 = 1109]
*mashes a bunch of buttons*
*mashes a bunch of buttons*
>>46704
No, the act of being shrunk made Tracy lose track of which button it was. What happened after the shrinking is subject to a SERIOUS review, and and can be considered 'potential'.
No, the act of being shrunk made Tracy lose track of which button it was. What happened after the shrinking is subject to a SERIOUS review, and and can be considered 'potential'.
[1d100 = 26]
*presses button*
*presses button*
[22d100 = 1221]
>>46709
*Trots on remote with all four hooves, pointing it at any random entity, pressing as many buttons as she can*
>>46709
*Trots on remote with all four hooves, pointing it at any random entity, pressing as many buttons as she can*
[1d100 = 29]
I think I preferred being chaotic neutral, desu...
*Presses yet another button*
I think I preferred being chaotic neutral, desu...
*Presses yet another button*
e\\_/e
Thez leans over to GM and whispers, "Crimson Sky."
Thez leans over to GM and whispers, "Crimson Sky."
The normally peaceful and placcid blue skies above port barry turn a sick and deep red color, as the sun darkens in brightness and intensity.
[4d100 = 183]
>>46719
I need to press EVERY BUTTON!
*Hops with all four hooves, pressing four random buttons*
>>46719
I need to press EVERY BUTTON!
*Hops with all four hooves, pressing four random buttons*
[2d6+10 = 21]
>>46720
Poor Fae is slammed. Damn good think she ain't a bitch
>Fae has taken more damage now from her Master's madness than from a room full of mummies, sort of like how her master took more damage from jumping from a horse than a lich, or from sexually assaulting a horse than from a room full of mummies
>>46720
Poor Fae is slammed. Damn good think she ain't a bitch
>Fae has taken more damage now from her Master's madness than from a room full of mummies, sort of like how her master took more damage from jumping from a horse than a lich, or from sexually assaulting a horse than from a room full of mummies
[4d100 = 115]
[maniac cackling]
[maniac cackling]
[3d20 = 33]
>>46729
What a hell of a difference those last two AC make. Trachemar would have taken damage
Kill elephant
>>46729
What a hell of a difference those last two AC make. Trachemar would have taken damage
Kill elephant
>>46727
It is a griffon wizard (sigh), currently operating under an alter self spell, expressed by faggot to intend to cast wish to break up Infernius and Thez and/or make Thez' baby Trump's.
Thez and Bones are the only characters who know Anon is a Griffon
It is a griffon wizard (sigh), currently operating under an alter self spell, expressed by faggot to intend to cast wish to break up Infernius and Thez and/or make Thez' baby Trump's.
Thez and Bones are the only characters who know Anon is a Griffon
[4d100 = 102]
Tracy continues hoping on the rod with all four hooves, spinning the rod like a bottle
*Press, press, press, press!*
Tracy continues hoping on the rod with all four hooves, spinning the rod like a bottle
*Press, press, press, press!*
[1d20 = 11]
[1d20 = 18]
>>46733
Watching the fights like a roman emperor watching a lion kill exotic imported animals. Should he enter the ring? Fuck it, ENTERS RING
Rolling for intiative
[1d20 = 18]
>>46733
Watching the fights like a roman emperor watching a lion kill exotic imported animals. Should he enter the ring? Fuck it, ENTERS RING
Rolling for intiative
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