This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
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>>46950
For the sake of continuity, let's assume Infernius just came out of the toilet in the next room.
For the sake of continuity, let's assume Infernius just came out of the toilet in the next room.
>>46950
"Hey, I killed four African Elephants! FOUR! Fae helped. Also Tracy turned your waifu into a green statue and disappeared her or something. I'm not really clear on what happened"
"Hey, I killed four African Elephants! FOUR! Fae helped. Also Tracy turned your waifu into a green statue and disappeared her or something. I'm not really clear on what happened"
>>46955
Actually, no green; I went over the rolls twice and she missed the green roll (but got statue'd)
Actually, no green; I went over the rolls twice and she missed the green roll (but got statue'd)
>>46955
>Tracy turned your waifu into a green statue and disappeared her or something. I'm not really clear on what happened
Wrong.
Thez did that to herself.
And the first thing that happened was her turning invisible, so there's no way for them to know what else happened to her.
>Tracy turned your waifu into a green statue and disappeared her or something. I'm not really clear on what happened
Wrong.
Thez did that to herself.
And the first thing that happened was her turning invisible, so there's no way for them to know what else happened to her.
>>46958
Also not true, the first thing that happened was she was turned into a statue (well, the first thing that happened is everyone was blinded, the statue was #2). The invis was Infernius, cuz he was the one holding the rod (he's still invisible btw).
Also not true, the first thing that happened was she was turned into a statue (well, the first thing that happened is everyone was blinded, the statue was #2). The invis was Infernius, cuz he was the one holding the rod (he's still invisible btw).
>>46966
"But Infernius Loves Thez more than you love, well, basically anything. Even more than you love being a pain in the ass for the rest of us, and that's saying a lot. Unless you want it literally taken from your dead body, you should give it back to him"
"But Infernius Loves Thez more than you love, well, basically anything. Even more than you love being a pain in the ass for the rest of us, and that's saying a lot. Unless you want it literally taken from your dead body, you should give it back to him"
[1d20+23 = 35]
She used that Ethereal button a couple times since Thez, but she would've only been able to target the grass.
"Let's get rid off all this goddamn salad getting in way first."
Rolling Use Magick Device to press the button to make the Grass disappear across the room, because that's what she thinks it does.
She used that Ethereal button a couple times since Thez, but she would've only been able to target the grass.
"Let's get rid off all this goddamn salad getting in way first."
Rolling Use Magick Device to press the button to make the Grass disappear across the room, because that's what she thinks it does.
By the way, I would like players to make a choice.
Purple, Red, Light-Green, Blue, Dark-Green, Light-Blue.
First come first serve.
Purple, Red, Light-Green, Blue, Dark-Green, Light-Blue.
First come first serve.
>>46968
You would need a 45 on a perception check to detect a single blade of grass disappearing in correlation with the rod. Sorry, but roll a 20.
You would need a 45 on a perception check to detect a single blade of grass disappearing in correlation with the rod. Sorry, but roll a 20.
[1d20 = 20]
*prays for natural 20*
*prays for natural 20*
>>46977
YES!
Tracy goes about the room repeatedly flicking the button with intent to make all of the generated objects disappear.
YES!
Tracy goes about the room repeatedly flicking the button with intent to make all of the generated objects disappear.
>>46980
You are carrying the ivory.
*continues to make junk disappear, walking all across the room as she does*
You are carrying the ivory.
*continues to make junk disappear, walking all across the room as she does*
>>46992
See >>46991
See >>46991
>>47002
She's ethereal, petrified, and invisible to boot. Nobody knows what happened to her.
... Well fug..
... Miracle..? It can reverse/halt catastrophes; and I think this counts as one.
She's ethereal, petrified, and invisible to boot. Nobody knows what happened to her.
... Well fug..
... Miracle..? It can reverse/halt catastrophes; and I think this counts as one.
>>47004
She's not invisible
She's petrified, enlarged, and has faerie fire cast on her.
Also, one generally has to be able to point toward the catastrophe. The power of christ needs something to compel.
She's not invisible
She's petrified, enlarged, and has faerie fire cast on her.
Also, one generally has to be able to point toward the catastrophe. The power of christ needs something to compel.
>>47007
Considering the mess, the entire room could count as the catastrophe...
I guess it's a little too Deus Ex Machina..
Considering the mess, the entire room could count as the catastrophe...
I guess it's a little too Deus Ex Machina..
>>47007
>>47008
>>47009
>>47010
If only there were someone who knew what a rod of wonder was.A person of Incredible magical ability. So magical in fact, that he had a rod of wonder of his own, except he actually knows how to fucking use it. He even has the buttons marked, like one to summon a stream of cats. A Mystic Theurgist perhaps. And if only such a person were constantly available in the tower.
Oh well. Thez is fucked
>>47008
>>47009
>>47010
If only there were someone who knew what a rod of wonder was.A person of Incredible magical ability. So magical in fact, that he had a rod of wonder of his own, except he actually knows how to fucking use it. He even has the buttons marked, like one to summon a stream of cats. A Mystic Theurgist perhaps. And if only such a person were constantly available in the tower.
Oh well. Thez is fucked
>>47021
Yeah exactly. Fuck ethereal jaunt to steal shit
You can
1. Ask lenos
2. Point the rod in the direction of Thez and press buttons as a "try everything" to undo it
Yeah exactly. Fuck ethereal jaunt to steal shit
You can
1. Ask lenos
2. Point the rod in the direction of Thez and press buttons as a "try everything" to undo it
>>47023
Quick draw
Quick draw
>>47022
>2. Point the rod in the direction of Thez and press buttons as a "try everything" to undo it
GM already said that wouldn't work.
The party needs to be aware that Thez is ethrereal so that Infernius can juant to her and cast Break Enchantment.
>2. Point the rod in the direction of Thez and press buttons as a "try everything" to undo it
GM already said that wouldn't work.
The party needs to be aware that Thez is ethrereal so that Infernius can juant to her and cast Break Enchantment.
Infernuis flies to the tower and looks for lennos.
Is lennos faggot here?
Is lennos faggot here?
>>47025
Give me a reason there would be no attempt to ask a wizard or sorcerer what the rod does. Give me one solid reason. One solid reason
Give me a reason there would be no attempt to ask a wizard or sorcerer what the rod does. Give me one solid reason. One solid reason
>_<
e_e#
e_e#
>>47056
Drama. Just ignore it
They were fucking around with a rod of wonder and got Thez ethereal invisible green and petrified. Now they can't get her back
Drama. Just ignore it
They were fucking around with a rod of wonder and got Thez ethereal invisible green and petrified. Now they can't get her back
>>47056
Hell
Torc died once, we killed a bunnch of mummys, a rod of wonder went batshit, and Trump and Tracy's faggots are fighting again
Hell
Torc died once, we killed a bunnch of mummys, a rod of wonder went batshit, and Trump and Tracy's faggots are fighting again
>>47056
Currently, Thez is on the airship, petrified, enlarged and ethereal due to activating several effects of a Rod of wonder activating on herself at once. None of the other characters are aware of what happened to her, other than that she suddenly disappeared (could've just dimensional-doored for all they know).
The room fucking stinks and there's tall grass, dead elephants, butterflies, scorch marks, and a whole other list of bullcrap generated by the rod having been activated more than a hundred times since Tez disappeared in an attempt to figure out what all the buttons do.
Currently, Thez is on the airship, petrified, enlarged and ethereal due to activating several effects of a Rod of wonder activating on herself at once. None of the other characters are aware of what happened to her, other than that she suddenly disappeared (could've just dimensional-doored for all they know).
The room fucking stinks and there's tall grass, dead elephants, butterflies, scorch marks, and a whole other list of bullcrap generated by the rod having been activated more than a hundred times since Tez disappeared in an attempt to figure out what all the buttons do.
>>47062
Tracy has discovered what about half of the buttons do after a psychopathic rampage, but nobody knows what happened to Thez, so they can't even begin to think of how to fix her, since they don't even know where she is.
Tracy has discovered what about half of the buttons do after a psychopathic rampage, but nobody knows what happened to Thez, so they can't even begin to think of how to fix her, since they don't even know where she is.
>>47063
"Fuck this shit. I'm retreating with my snek to the airship."
Torc finds his way somehow to the airship
"Fuck this shit. I'm retreating with my snek to the airship."
Torc finds his way somehow to the airship
>>47068
There's just no way at all to even know what happened to her. The best we could hope for is just to present the object to her and say "Thez is missing and this thing did it"
There's just no way at all to even know what happened to her. The best we could hope for is just to present the object to her and say "Thez is missing and this thing did it"
>>47079
How would the players? Just say "a bunch of things happened to Thez because of this rod and I was out of the room when it happened but she doesn't seem to be there anymore. Do you know what this thing is, what it did, and how it might be reversed?"
How would the players? Just say "a bunch of things happened to Thez because of this rod and I was out of the room when it happened but she doesn't seem to be there anymore. Do you know what this thing is, what it did, and how it might be reversed?"
>>47085
Its the same rod that filled the tower with Kittens at one point
>>47087
Not endorsing, or even tacitly accepting, but consider it a presidential line-item veto?
Its the same rod that filled the tower with Kittens at one point
>>47087
Not endorsing, or even tacitly accepting, but consider it a presidential line-item veto?
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>>47090
>personal
Thyat's exactly what makes it so petty.
I've seen plenty of about 4chan janitors acting like narcissistic, egotistical kikes because it was the only degree of control or security they had over anything in their lives, but you perform above and beyond the stereotype.
>personal
Thyat's exactly what makes it so petty.
I've seen plenty of about 4chan janitors acting like narcissistic, egotistical kikes because it was the only degree of control or security they had over anything in their lives, but you perform above and beyond the stereotype.
>>47095
The second cannon is shot,... literally. The chain-mechanism should be disengaged before the whole place blows up. Other than that, the ship has sustained no damage and everything is normal.
The second cannon is shot,... literally. The chain-mechanism should be disengaged before the whole place blows up. Other than that, the ship has sustained no damage and everything is normal.
>>47102
That'll do, its just a relay-pin to disconnect a cannon. Easy fix. 13 cannons operational, and 1 volley with an extra round. 3 shots remain in the forward cannons.
That'll do, its just a relay-pin to disconnect a cannon. Easy fix. 13 cannons operational, and 1 volley with an extra round. 3 shots remain in the forward cannons.
>>47102
Do you think you could fix the cannon? GM tipped his hand in suggesting they were of gnomish manufacture. I think we could acquire projectiles from there
>>47103
>>47104
Only once? I'm not sure if that's enough
In fairness, when a player shot me, I had him mauled to death, and then stole his sort of girl friend Which was kind of an extreme overreaction on my part
Do you think you could fix the cannon? GM tipped his hand in suggesting they were of gnomish manufacture. I think we could acquire projectiles from there
>>47103
>>47104
Only once? I'm not sure if that's enough
In fairness, when a player shot me, I had him mauled to death, and then stole his sort of girl friend Which was kind of an extreme overreaction on my part
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>>47093
That's beside the point, goddammit!
You take everything so personal that you're willing to stoop to any level to make yourself feel good in the end; that is what I hate about you. You're a narcisistic control freak who gets bent out of shape about rules that don't even exist, because it makes you feel like you've lost some kind of battle.
To be honest, other than your insistence on getting in the way of posters's playing/shitposting, I really don't hate you at all, Anon; in fact, I really don't care one bit, Anon. You're tendency to take everything so personally that you have to use outside influence to interfere with board traffic on the basis of what is (((fair))) is what I find unacceptable though. As long as I'm allowed to play/shitpost how I please, I really wouldn't have the time to bother hating you at all, but your silly insistence on always being in control of of everything always brings all the attention back to you. I'm not angry nearly as much as I am frustrated: I will not be told how to shitpost.
>can we get back to the situation at hand?
I don't know. Can my character go back to doing what she's able to do within the established rules of The Game, or do I have to ask for your permission for everything before I do it?
>>47097
Infernius is impossible to hate. He really is adorable.
That's beside the point, goddammit!
You take everything so personal that you're willing to stoop to any level to make yourself feel good in the end; that is what I hate about you. You're a narcisistic control freak who gets bent out of shape about rules that don't even exist, because it makes you feel like you've lost some kind of battle.
To be honest, other than your insistence on getting in the way of posters's playing/shitposting, I really don't hate you at all, Anon; in fact, I really don't care one bit, Anon. You're tendency to take everything so personally that you have to use outside influence to interfere with board traffic on the basis of what is (((fair))) is what I find unacceptable though. As long as I'm allowed to play/shitpost how I please, I really wouldn't have the time to bother hating you at all, but your silly insistence on always being in control of of everything always brings all the attention back to you. I'm not angry nearly as much as I am frustrated: I will not be told how to shitpost.
>can we get back to the situation at hand?
I don't know. Can my character go back to doing what she's able to do within the established rules of The Game, or do I have to ask for your permission for everything before I do it?
>>47097
Infernius is impossible to hate. He really is adorable.
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