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Greedy Nuts
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46427
46431 46437
This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.

Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.

There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.

The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.

Players should roll a d100
1023 replies and 139 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46951
46952
1515981895219-0.png
>>46949
"NO!"
0dklY
?
No.46952
46954 46956
[1d20 = 18]
>>46948
>>46946
What? No. Why would they be on the airship? They are in the Tower probably

>>46951
Bitch slap pony
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46953
>>46950
For the sake of continuity, let's assume Infernius just came out of the toilet in the next room.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46954
>>46952
[unfs in pain]
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46955
46957 46958 46962
>>46950
"Hey, I killed four African Elephants! FOUR! Fae helped. Also Tracy turned your waifu into a green statue and disappeared her or something. I'm not really clear on what happened"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46956
46959
>>46952
>Why would they be on the airship?
They were transporting the loot to the tower.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46957
46959 46960 46962
>>46955
Actually, no green; I went over the rolls twice and she missed the green roll (but got statue'd)
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46958
46959 46963
>>46955
>Tracy turned your waifu into a green statue and disappeared her or something. I'm not really clear on what happened
Wrong.
Thez did that to herself.
And the first thing that happened was her turning invisible, so there's no way for them to know what else happened to her.
0dklY
?
No.46959
46961
>>46956
I did not have the airship in mind. Anyays, the airship is too small for Jumaji shit like what went down

>>46950
>>46957
"Oh Thank God! She dodged the green bullet"

>>46958
Eh. I'm not really clear on what happened
\r
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46960
>>46957
>no green
Oh, thank Elway not that.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46961
46964
>>46959
The airship is like a smallish cruise ship.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46962
46964 46966
>>46957
It doesnt matter to Infernuis what color she is. She's an honorary aryan no matter what.
>>46955
"Pls help get rod back from hores so me can find thez."

Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46963
46965
>>46958
Also not true, the first thing that happened was she was turned into a statue (well, the first thing that happened is everyone was blinded, the statue was #2). The invis was Infernius, cuz he was the one holding the rod (he's still invisible btw).
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46964
46966
>>46962
"Alright"

>>46961
"Tracy... Give the rod back to Infernius"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46965
>>46963
>first thing that happened is everyone was blinded
Fuck. That makes it moar difficult.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46966
46967
>>46964
>>46962
"B-b-b-but.. I love this Rod..!"

Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46967
46976
>>46966
"But Infernius Loves Thez more than you love, well, basically anything. Even more than you love being a pain in the ass for the rest of us, and that's saying a lot. Unless you want it literally taken from your dead body, you should give it back to him"
HAaXq
?
No.46968
46969 46973
[1d20+23 = 35]
She used that Ethereal button a couple times since Thez, but she would've only been able to target the grass.
"Let's get rid off all this goddamn salad getting in way first."
Rolling Use Magick Device to press the button to make the Grass disappear across the room, because that's what she thinks it does.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46969
>>46968
*walks across room, making grass disappear ghostly as she does*
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46970
46971 46972 46974 47058
By the way, I would like players to make a choice.

Purple, Red, Light-Green, Blue, Dark-Green, Light-Blue.

First come first serve.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46971
46975
>>46970
Light blue.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46972
46975
>>46970
Red
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46973
>>46968
You would need a 45 on a perception check to detect a single blade of grass disappearing in correlation with the rod. Sorry, but roll a 20.
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46974
>>46970
Purple?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46975
>>46971
>>46972
K. If you're wondering, its cuz I weight-tested my live dice and I picked the sets with the best weight. Those dice will hence be wrt that player.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46976
>>46967
"Thank you brad."
HAaXq
?
No.46977
46978
[1d20 = 20]
*prays for natural 20*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46978
46979 46980 46981
>>46977
YES!
Tracy goes about the room repeatedly flicking the button with intent to make all of the generated objects disappear.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46979
>>46978
god dammit
Carry on
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46980
46982 46983
>>46978
"No! Fuck You! This is MY ivory!"
0dklY
?
No.46981
[1d20+22 = 27]
>>46978
Grabs rod from pony
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46982
46984
>>46980
You are carrying the ivory.

*continues to make junk disappear, walking all across the room as she does*
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46983
46984 46986
>>46980
"C- can me have enough to carve ring"
0dklY
?
No.46984
[1d20+22 = 24]
>>46983
"Oh we've got plenty"

>>46982
Grabs the rod
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46986
>>46983
"And here's the rod"

*hands rod*
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46993
>>46992
See >>46991

Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47002
47004 47005
>>46997
That is a perfectly plausible and incorrect theory
Mrs. Sentry
eaztH
?
No.47003
47005
>>46999
Of course she would've undone it immediately.
Mrs. Sentry
eaztH
?
No.47004
47007
>>47002
She's ethereal, petrified, and invisible to boot. Nobody knows what happened to her.
... Well fug..

... Miracle..? It can reverse/halt catastrophes; and I think this counts as one.
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47005
47006
>>47002
>>47003
>>47000
For Fuck's Sake, just ask Lenos
Mrs. Sentry
eaztH
?
No.47006
>>47005
... That might work..
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47007
47009 47011
>>47004
She's not invisible
She's petrified, enlarged, and has faerie fire cast on her.
Also, one generally has to be able to point toward the catastrophe. The power of christ needs something to compel.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47008
47010 47011
... on the ethereal plane
Mrs. Sentry
eaztH
?
No.47009
47011
>>47007
Considering the mess, the entire room could count as the catastrophe...

I guess it's a little too Deus Ex Machina..
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.47010
47011
>>47008
Etheral jaunt?
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47011
>>47007
>>47008
>>47009
>>47010
If only there were someone who knew what a rod of wonder was.A person of Incredible magical ability. So magical in fact, that he had a rod of wonder of his own, except he actually knows how to fucking use it. He even has the buttons marked, like one to summon a stream of cats. A Mystic Theurgist perhaps. And if only such a person were constantly available in the tower.

Oh well. Thez is fucked
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47022
47025
>>47021
Yeah exactly. Fuck ethereal jaunt to steal shit

You can
1. Ask lenos
2. Point the rod in the direction of Thez and press buttons as a "try everything" to undo it
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47024
>>47023
Quick draw
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47025
47028
>>47022
>2. Point the rod in the direction of Thez and press buttons as a "try everything" to undo it
GM already said that wouldn't work.

The party needs to be aware that Thez is ethrereal so that Infernius can juant to her and cast Break Enchantment.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.47026
47056
Infernuis flies to the tower and looks for lennos.
Is lennos faggot here?
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47028
>>47025
Give me a reason there would be no attempt to ask a wizard or sorcerer what the rod does. Give me one solid reason. One solid reason
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47053
>_<
e_e#
Anonymous
4FlrD
?
No.47056
47059 47060 47061 47063
>>47026
Lenos's faggot just got here im lost whats going on
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47058
>>46970
Dark-green

What do I win?
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47059
>>47056
Drama. Just ignore it

They were fucking around with a rod of wonder and got Thez ethereal invisible green and petrified. Now they can't get her back

Anonymous
D5KIg
?
No.47060
47062
>>47056
"We found a rod of wonder"
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47061
47064
>>47056
Hell
Torc died once, we killed a bunnch of mummys, a rod of wonder went batshit, and Trump and Tracy's faggots are fighting again
Anonymous
4FlrD
?
No.47062
47065 47066
>>47060
So we wonder what it does or why we use it?
HAaXq
?
No.47063
47070
>>47056
Currently, Thez is on the airship, petrified, enlarged and ethereal due to activating several effects of a Rod of wonder activating on herself at once. None of the other characters are aware of what happened to her, other than that she suddenly disappeared (could've just dimensional-doored for all they know).
The room fucking stinks and there's tall grass, dead elephants, butterflies, scorch marks, and a whole other list of bullcrap generated by the rod having been activated more than a hundred times since Tez disappeared in an attempt to figure out what all the buttons do.
0dklY
?
No.47064
>>47061
>>47061
Techinally Thez and Tracy went batshit with the rod of wonder, but yes
\r
Anonymous
4FlrD
?
No.47065
47067
>>47062
Sorry couldnt help making a pun
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47066
>>47062
Tracy has discovered what about half of the buttons do after a psychopathic rampage, but nobody knows what happened to Thez, so they can't even begin to think of how to fix her, since they don't even know where she is.
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47067
47068
>>47065
So yeah, get Thez back. She seems to have pressed every button. Or many of them at least
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47068
47071
>>47067
We need to know what happened to Thez, and if she's even present first.
Anonymous
4FlrD
?
No.47069
47072 47073
I believe lebos was last seen drinking on the airship correct?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47070
47074
>>47063
"Fuck this shit. I'm retreating with my snek to the airship."
Torc finds his way somehow to the airship
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47071
>>47068
There's just no way at all to even know what happened to her. The best we could hope for is just to present the object to her and say "Thez is missing and this thing did it"
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47072
>>47069
Correct
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47073
>>47069
I think.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47074
47076
>>47070
Destination?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47076
47091
>>47074
Uh, the airship?
I guess the top deck
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47077
47078
>>47075
Apparently not allowed.
How do (YOU) suppose we fix Thez then?
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47078
47079
>>47077
Ask Lenos
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47079
47080 47083
>>47078
How would he know what's going on?
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47080
>>47079
How would the players? Just say "a bunch of things happened to Thez because of this rod and I was out of the room when it happened but she doesn't seem to be there anymore. Do you know what this thing is, what it did, and how it might be reversed?"
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47083
47085
>>47079
Cuz he's got a similar rod desu

Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47085
47088
>>47083
Interesting
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47088
>>47085
Its the same rod that filled the tower with Kittens at one point
>>47087
Not endorsing, or even tacitly accepting, but consider it a presidential line-item veto?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47091
47095
983092.gif
>>47076
I thought you meant to pilot somewhere.
>>47090
>pic related
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47092
47093 47094
>>47090
>personal
Thyat's exactly what makes it so petty.
I've seen plenty of about 4chan janitors acting like narcissistic, egotistical kikes because it was the only degree of control or security they had over anything in their lives, but you perform above and beyond the stereotype.
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47093
47094 47108
>>47092
Okay, we get it

You hate me

I hate you

Now can we get back to the situation at hand?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47094
47097 47098 47100
>>47092
>>47093
I hate all of you to a certain degree, there's nothing unhealthy about that.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47095
47096
>>47091
Nah, just wanted to go to check for damage
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47096
47102
>>47095
The second cannon is shot,... literally. The chain-mechanism should be disengaged before the whole place blows up. Other than that, the ship has sustained no damage and everything is normal.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47097
47098 47099 47108
>>47094
Same. Infernius and his faggot are definatrly the hardest to hate though
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47098
47099 47102
>>47097
>>47094
*hugs*
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47099
>>47097
>>47098
Uncontestable
Anonymous
4FlrD
?
No.47100
47101
>>47094
Ditto
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47101
47102 47103
>>47100
I heard before you didn't like that Korak fellow. Can you tell us a little about that?
i+WMZ
?
No.47102
47106 47107
[1d20+18 = 29]
>>47096
Chain? You mean the one that fires the cannons?
Engineering check for how the hell to do that
>>47098
>returns favor
>>47101
As the one who killed him, I would like too know more.
Anonymous
4FlrD
?
No.47103
47104 47107
>>47101
The bastard shot me once
Anonymous
4FlrD
?
No.47104
47107 47110
>>47103
And then ran a2ay before i could return his bullet
Anonymous
D5KIg
?
No.47105
47110
I need to go friends meatspace calls.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47106
47110
>>47102
That'll do, its just a relay-pin to disconnect a cannon. Easy fix. 13 cannons operational, and 1 volley with an extra round. 3 shots remain in the forward cannons.
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47107
47109 47110
>>47102
Do you think you could fix the cannon? GM tipped his hand in suggesting they were of gnomish manufacture. I think we could acquire projectiles from there

>>47103
>>47104
Only once? I'm not sure if that's enough

In fairness, when a player shot me, I had him mauled to death, and then stole his sort of girl friend Which was kind of an extreme overreaction on my part
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47108
47111 47117
8cf9f180b43175fafdfd998757a6b366--country-life-country-living.jpg
>>47093
That's beside the point, goddammit!
You take everything so personal that you're willing to stoop to any level to make yourself feel good in the end; that is what I hate about you. You're a narcisistic control freak who gets bent out of shape about rules that don't even exist, because it makes you feel like you've lost some kind of battle.
To be honest, other than your insistence on getting in the way of posters's playing/shitposting, I really don't hate you at all, Anon; in fact, I really don't care one bit, Anon. You're tendency to take everything so personally that you have to use outside influence to interfere with board traffic on the basis of what is (((fair))) is what I find unacceptable though. As long as I'm allowed to play/shitpost how I please, I really wouldn't have the time to bother hating you at all, but your silly insistence on always being in control of of everything always brings all the attention back to you. I'm not angry nearly as much as I am frustrated: I will not be told how to shitpost.
>can we get back to the situation at hand?
I don't know. Can my character go back to doing what she's able to do within the established rules of The Game, or do I have to ask for your permission for everything before I do it?

>>47097
Infernius is impossible to hate. He really is adorable.
Anonymous
4FlrD
?
No.47109
47111
>>47107
You do realize what I am right
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47110
47117
>>47104
Kek
>>47105
Au revoir, faguette
>>47106
Are they standard or magic cannonballs?
Also, could lenos make another gun or should Torc visit the gnomes again?
>>47107
Especially since it was a shitpost
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47111
47113
>>47108
>All this sperging
Take your medication anon

>>47109
Chaotic Neutral?
Anonymous
4FlrD
?
No.47113
47115 47128
>>47111
Well that and other things