Read "Corny Nuts"
Which brings us into the next edition of the Game thread! For newcomers, this is an RP thread thats been ongoing for,... shit, 3 months now. How time flies.
Anywhow, its based on a very loose and permissive rendition of classic D&D 3.5 edition as a baseline, and includes whatever additions can be effectively (and not too ludicrously) included; basically whatever players want that also makes some sense.
The party has just made some character and story developments. Trump and Tracy discover that when their powers combine they form Captain Planet,... or rather, Tracy gets uber-sized and most ferocious.
Infernius and Thez have successfully tracked down and captured a Dark Elf who had been masquerading as the proprietor of the Bazaar (there is no proprietor) who were responsible for jacking all their shit.
What happens next? I have some idea, which probably means its not going to go anywhere near how I expect.
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>>24900*cuts off ear*
"dont fuck with me hores."
>>24899I'll refute that when I come up with a reasonable response.
>>24898>>24900Healing Tracy results in her gaining consciousness, but she's still stricken with poison and delirious.
>>24899Do you mean genetic or the other thing they've been doing?
>>24901[pained pony noises]
"H-hello..." she says weakly
GM suspects he's going to enjoy this
>>24907*cures poision*
*punches face multiple times*
"NOT YOU OBJECT TO KILLLLLLL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>>24905Surely only the things that they've been doing, I wouldn't dare suggest otherwise.
[3d20 = 21]>>24909Infernius feels several sharp pricks along the hands that are holding Tracy
>>24911Are those things crawling along Tracy now? Is she going to get bitten again?
>>24909".. I.. I d-didn't
mean to kill him! I tried to paralyze him so that he couldn't slip away, but then I popped the wrong disk! Ouch!"
He saves (this time for sure, barely) but he notices several little spots running around along his hands.
>>24917She's not a threat at the moment, she hasn't even regained her feet. Though, she can see without looking too hard that there are several on her person, assuming more haven't hidden themselves amongst her armor and clothes.
>>24918Yes, spooder. You have JUST a moment to decide what to do.
>>24919Kek, you have your priorities straight
>>24920[delerious pony noises]
"... They're kind of cute..."
>>24921*i rip out tracys right eye*
Crawl towards Entertron as soon as she can.
>>24927Pay attention. You might learn something about how to torture non-lethally
>>24928He didn't respond to pain. Idk if he could even feel pain. That's why I thought it would be a swell idea to paralyze him.
>>24927"me anger sated"* heals pony fully except for ear* "me keeping this so you no forget"
>>24930*doesn't bother trying to get ear back*
*Moves towards Entertron*
>>24932Isn't she still covered in adorable spooders though?
>>24931Let your husbando heal your ear
I hate to say this but.... bottle a spider
>>24934I gotta try to get this webbing off first, or at least glamour it..
If Tracy survives this, we could use her blood to make an antidote. Antivenom is made by injecting horses with poison to create antibodies, after all.
[1d20 = 8][3d20 = 34]>>24924Okkay,....
>>24925Good choice. Tracy crawls out of the room "Oh no you don't!" a squeaky voice can be heard.
Thats what I would have said, dice included, but I had to restart my computer so I'll start from the entertron
Oh snap, its a good thing too!
>>24939>is spookedFucking gallop at full speed, use momentum to land in Entertron
>>24933Yes, she is, and he's got a fair number on him now as well.
"Hey bub, listen up," comes a squeaky squirrel-voice from next to Infernius' ear.
>>24943Don't kill yourself with it
>>24946Some spider bites do that...
>should've known that the suit could only be worn by an assassin with poison immunity
>>24912Meanwhile, the City-state of Sparintenar is a sprawling and successful city full of,... embellished but less so amenities. There is plenty of places to eat and shop, all sporting nice-ish merchandise of a uniform variety. The food smells a little bland, but perfectly acceptable (as far as sustenance), and aside from a few tattered posters that can be seen along the corners of streets, there doesn't seem to be anything of note beyond the general 'basics'.