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Corn Nuts
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24544
Read "Corny Nuts"
Which brings us into the next edition of the Game thread! For newcomers, this is an RP thread thats been ongoing for,... shit, 3 months now. How time flies.
Anywhow, its based on a very loose and permissive rendition of classic D&D 3.5 edition as a baseline, and includes whatever additions can be effectively (and not too ludicrously) included; basically whatever players want that also makes some sense.
The party has just made some character and story developments. Trump and Tracy discover that when their powers combine they form Captain Planet,... or rather, Tracy gets uber-sized and most ferocious.
Infernius and Thez have successfully tracked down and captured a Dark Elf who had been masquerading as the proprietor of the Bazaar (there is no proprietor) who were responsible for jacking all their shit.
What happens next? I have some idea, which probably means its not going to go anywhere near how I expect.

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Anonymous
8xht9
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No.24901
24904 24907
>>24900
*cuts off ear*
"dont fuck with me hores."
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24902
>>24899
I'll refute that when I come up with a reasonable response.
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24903
24904
>>24898
>>24900
Healing Tracy results in her gaining consciousness, but she's still stricken with poison and delirious.
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.24904
24906
>>24901
>>24903

Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24905
24910
>>24899
Do you mean genetic or the other thing they've been doing?
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24906
>>24904
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24907
24909
>>24901
[pained pony noises]
"H-hello..." she says weakly
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24908
GM suspects he's going to enjoy this
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.24909
24911 24915
>>24907
*cures poision*
*punches face multiple times*
"NOT YOU OBJECT TO KILLLLLLL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24910
24912
>>24905
Surely only the things that they've been doing, I wouldn't dare suggest otherwise.
dshvk
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No.24911
24913 24914
[3d20 = 21]
>>24909
Infernius feels several sharp pricks along the hands that are holding Tracy
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24912
24950
>>24910
So... enters Sparintinar
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.24913
24919
>>24911
*IGNORES THEM*
*continues punching*
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24914
24917
>>24911
Are those things crawling along Tracy now? Is she going to get bitten again?
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24915
24919
>>24909
".. I.. I d-didn't mean to kill him! I tried to paralyze him so that he couldn't slip away, but then I popped the wrong disk! Ouch!"
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24916
24918
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He saves (this time for sure, barely) but he notices several little spots running around along his hands.

Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24917
24920
>>24914
I hope not...
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.24918
24921
>>24916
"SPODER"
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.24919
24922
>>24913
>>24915

Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24920
24923
>>24917
She's not a threat at the moment, she hasn't even regained her feet. Though, she can see without looking too hard that there are several on her person, assuming more haven't hidden themselves amongst her armor and clothes.
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24921
24924
>>24918
Yes, spooder. You have JUST a moment to decide what to do.
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24922
>>24919
Kek, you have your priorities straight
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24923
>>24920
[delerious pony noises]
"... They're kind of cute..."
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.24924
24926 24927 24939
>>24921
*i rip out tracys right eye*
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24925
24926 24939
Crawl towards Entertron as soon as she can.
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.24926
>>24924
>>24925

Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24927
24928 24930
>>24924
Wow, wow, wow! Uncool.
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24928
24929
>>24927
Pay attention. You might learn something about how to torture non-lethally
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24929
>>24928
He didn't respond to pain. Idk if he could even feel pain. That's why I thought it would be a swell idea to paralyze him.
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.24930
24931 24944
>>24927
"me anger sated"* heals pony fully except for ear* "me keeping this so you no forget"
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24931
24932 24934
>>24930
*doesn't bother trying to get ear back*
*Moves towards Entertron*
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.24932
24933 24944
>>24931
*takes to entertron*
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24933
24935 24945
>>24932
Isn't she still covered in adorable spooders though?
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24934
24936
>>24931
Let your husbando heal your ear

I hate to say this but.... bottle a spider
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.24935
>>24933
infernuis dosent care
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24936
24937
>>24934
I gotta try to get this webbing off first, or at least glamour it..

Anonymous
8xht9
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No.24937
24944
>>24936
*tears off webs*
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24938
24941
If Tracy survives this, we could use her blood to make an antidote. Antivenom is made by injecting horses with poison to create antibodies, after all.
dshvk
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No.24939
24943 24944 24946
[1d20 = 8]
[3d20 = 34]
>>24924
Okkay,....
>>24925
Good choice. Tracy crawls out of the room "Oh no you don't!" a squeaky voice can be heard.

Thats what I would have said, dice included, but I had to restart my computer so I'll start from the entertron

Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24940
Oh snap, its a good thing too!
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24941
24942
>>24938
Inferius is already immune by virtue of not being a bitch. And Trumpaladin ain't gettin' near those things
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.24942
>>24941
kek this.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24943
24947
>>24939
>is spooked
Fucking gallop at full speed, use momentum to land in Entertron
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.24944
>>24937
>>24932
>>24930
>>24939

Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24945
>>24933
Yes, she is, and he's got a fair number on him now as well.
"Hey bub, listen up," comes a squeaky squirrel-voice from next to Infernius' ear.
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.24946
24948
>>24939
my heart might explode.
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24947
>>24943
Don't kill yourself with it
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24948
>>24946
Some spider bites do that...
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24949
24951
>should've known that the suit could only be worn by an assassin with poison immunity
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24950
24954
>>24912
Meanwhile, the City-state of Sparintenar is a sprawling and successful city full of,... embellished but less so amenities. There is plenty of places to eat and shop, all sporting nice-ish merchandise of a uniform variety. The food smells a little bland, but perfectly acceptable (as far as sustenance), and aside from a few tattered posters that can be seen along the corners of streets, there doesn't seem to be anything of note beyond the general 'basics'.