Read "Corny Nuts"
Which brings us into the next edition of the Game thread! For newcomers, this is an RP thread thats been ongoing for,... shit, 3 months now. How time flies.
Anywhow, its based on a very loose and permissive rendition of classic D&D 3.5 edition as a baseline, and includes whatever additions can be effectively (and not too ludicrously) included; basically whatever players want that also makes some sense.
The party has just made some character and story developments. Trump and Tracy discover that when their powers combine they form Captain Planet,... or rather, Tracy gets uber-sized and most ferocious.
Infernius and Thez have successfully tracked down and captured a Dark Elf who had been masquerading as the proprietor of the Bazaar (there is no proprietor) who were responsible for jacking all their shit.
What happens next? I have some idea, which probably means its not going to go anywhere near how I expect.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>25204
He tilts his head. "So you're a performer then? This is as good a time as any." still with that squeaky voice.
He tilts his head. "So you're a performer then? This is as good a time as any." still with that squeaky voice.
>>25201
*after the squirrel speaks to Tay*
"You'll get everything you want from Thez, and this one here. But honestly, that's not why I came to you. I came to you to offer you something greater. Not just songs - and you WILL get those - but an entire way of life"
*after the squirrel speaks to Tay*
"You'll get everything you want from Thez, and this one here. But honestly, that's not why I came to you. I came to you to offer you something greater. Not just songs - and you WILL get those - but an entire way of life"
>>25212
It doesn't have to be,... but for continuity of character and effect, a Taylor Swift song would be best,... you've already got the dice roll needed,....
It doesn't have to be,... but for continuity of character and effect, a Taylor Swift song would be best,... you've already got the dice roll needed,....
Spoiler alert, the game is set. The party is going to be escorted, agreements and arrangements are going to made, and players will find themselves making accords. Its not bad.
Trumpaladin tries to see if he can get Tracy closer to him as Tay plays
>>25222
*hands cane to Cauchemar, and tries to sooth her*
"It's alright, the danger has passed. Now, it's time to extend a franchise"
*hands cane to Cauchemar, and tries to sooth her*
"It's alright, the danger has passed. Now, it's time to extend a franchise"
>>25224
This was a better choice, granting a positive modifier for the scene (it fits with the mentality of a militaristic society that is unaccustomed to overt social/romantic expressions).
Long story short, at the close of the song the guards are all cheering and relaxed. The squirrel of course hasn't moved.
"I don't know who you all are. You make quite an entrance," mutters something about the front door and not causing a stir he walks right up to Trump. "I have two questions for you. Well, one question really. I expect you will join me for dinner. My request is that you consider selling me that fine steed of yours," he says indicating Tracy. "That one's a FIGHTER!"
This was a better choice, granting a positive modifier for the scene (it fits with the mentality of a militaristic society that is unaccustomed to overt social/romantic expressions).
Long story short, at the close of the song the guards are all cheering and relaxed. The squirrel of course hasn't moved.
"I don't know who you all are. You make quite an entrance," mutters something about the front door and not causing a stir he walks right up to Trump. "I have two questions for you. Well, one question really. I expect you will join me for dinner. My request is that you consider selling me that fine steed of yours," he says indicating Tracy. "That one's a FIGHTER!"
>>25226
"Little pony, don't you see? That's why I need you. I go in to try to talk things out. And if that fails, fight or flight is best."
Looks right at her and grabs her cute horsey cheeks
"And that's where you come in"
>>25228
"But of course I'll join you for dinner!"
Laughs
"Indeed she is a fighter, but she's not for sale. I came here to sell you something... better. Something all of your citizens will appreciate and love you more for"
"Little pony, don't you see? That's why I need you. I go in to try to talk things out. And if that fails, fight or flight is best."
Looks right at her and grabs her cute horsey cheeks
"And that's where you come in"
>>25228
"But of course I'll join you for dinner!"
Laughs
"Indeed she is a fighter, but she's not for sale. I came here to sell you something... better. Something all of your citizens will appreciate and love you more for"
As the squirrel speaks his praise, and as his demeanor increasingly shows that the situation and tenseness is diminishing, the soldiers and guards clap their hands on Taylor's shoulders, and nod appreciatively to Tracy (they don't wanna touch cuz fire). Expressions of acknowledgement are cast Trump's way as he exchanges with the squirrel.
The squirrel loses a tuft of hair in the process, literally matching the required DC of Tracy's dice roll.
He lands a few feet away. "You see? A FIGHTER! You sure you won't consider?" to Trump, this time from a safer distance.
He lands a few feet away. "You see? A FIGHTER! You sure you won't consider?" to Trump, this time from a safer distance.
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>>25235
[watchful nightmare noises]
*narrows eyes at squirrel, in an 'I'm watching you' sort of glare*
[watchful nightmare noises]
*narrows eyes at squirrel, in an 'I'm watching you' sort of glare*
>>25235
Trumpaladin is as stunned as the Squirrel
"... First, I think you should hear the offer I came here to make. Something as good - greater, perhaps - then any entertainment you've experienced before"
*death glare at Tracy*
"Flashy is working a business deal, sweetie"
Trumpaladin is as stunned as the Squirrel
"... First, I think you should hear the offer I came here to make. Something as good - greater, perhaps - then any entertainment you've experienced before"
*death glare at Tracy*
"Flashy is working a business deal, sweetie"
>>25238
"I'll hear it, as long as there's no funny business," he says patting his partially bald tail. "Men, see that proper rooms are provided for the lot of them. Not the chintzy ones either, the ones reserved for proper guests." to Trump "You, take your time, but I wish to speak at length with you."
>>25239
Now I'M sad, Tracy did good! ._.
"I'll hear it, as long as there's no funny business," he says patting his partially bald tail. "Men, see that proper rooms are provided for the lot of them. Not the chintzy ones either, the ones reserved for proper guests." to Trump "You, take your time, but I wish to speak at length with you."
>>25239
Now I'M sad, Tracy did good! ._.
>>25243
.. and will have no trouble choosing her preference, as many (most) are willing to offer, or rather "look enthusiastic".
.. and will have no trouble choosing her preference, as many (most) are willing to offer, or rather "look enthusiastic".
>>25239
Can I deflate the Cauchemar into a more manageable pony form?
"And I wish to speak at length with you. I'm quite curious to see what the dinner is like here, actually"
Can I deflate the Cauchemar into a more manageable pony form?
"And I wish to speak at length with you. I'm quite curious to see what the dinner is like here, actually"
>>25246
Tracy wasn't full Cauchemar, she was flaming Warhorse at the moment, but yes you can likely calm her especially if you insist she remain at your side,... just sayin'
Tracy wasn't full Cauchemar, she was flaming Warhorse at the moment, but yes you can likely calm her especially if you insist she remain at your side,... just sayin'
>>25246
I don't really want to, but sure you can.
She can remain in that form as long as she's in his immediate vicinity, right?
I don't really want to, but sure you can.
She can remain in that form as long as she's in his immediate vicinity, right?
>>25244
*grabs thez and gets out of the enterion*
*walks over to a chair*
*sets her in it*
*eats the pussy like a waermelon*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHc-pY7kidQ
*grabs thez and gets out of the enterion*
*walks over to a chair*
*sets her in it*
*eats the pussy like a waermelon*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHc-pY7kidQ
>>25254
Trumpalaldin communicates everything said in the thread above by means of stares, emphatic links, and explicitly telling Tracy "don't fuck up our plans."
Trumpalaldin communicates everything said in the thread above by means of stares, emphatic links, and explicitly telling Tracy "don't fuck up our plans."
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