Read "Corny Nuts"
Which brings us into the next edition of the Game thread! For newcomers, this is an RP thread thats been ongoing for,... shit, 3 months now. How time flies.
Anywhow, its based on a very loose and permissive rendition of classic D&D 3.5 edition as a baseline, and includes whatever additions can be effectively (and not too ludicrously) included; basically whatever players want that also makes some sense.
The party has just made some character and story developments. Trump and Tracy discover that when their powers combine they form Captain Planet,... or rather, Tracy gets uber-sized and most ferocious.
Infernius and Thez have successfully tracked down and captured a Dark Elf who had been masquerading as the proprietor of the Bazaar (there is no proprietor) who were responsible for jacking all their shit.
What happens next? I have some idea, which probably means its not going to go anywhere near how I expect.
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>>25492"if me could whooof me would use it like that."
>>25494Okay.
Can maces, hammers or axes be considered throwing weapons?
>>25493>>25494Trumpaladin and Tracy test out the strength of the bed in Trumpaladin's room
>>25495Thez walks over to the entertron and presses the "Clean/Sterilize" button. "I'm sure you would! There will be PLENTY of time for that later!" she mutters something about other abilities. Still glaring, she announces "I need some coffee dammit! And to kill something!" and she storms off. Then storms back in, "Oh, and Torcuil is awake!" storms back out.
>>25496Typically, only hand axes are considered throwing weapons.
>>25498"hey wanna go kill some communist with me?"
Taylor? Is Taylor in the house?
>>25500Noted.
>>25492>is Taylor lurkingIt doesn't seem like it...
Taylor are you there?
>>25505We should probably wait then, she'll be a central figure in the dialogue.
>>25498*walks to the stables trying to find torc.*
>>25507Well then. As everyone settles into their rooms for a bit,... some more vigorously than others, a neatly dressed staff member makes their way down the corridor, individually knocking on each of the rooms and declaring (without entering) that the banquet will begin within the hour. Guests are invited to make their way to the hall as they please, which is conveniently the large room at the end of the hall. Its a long hall with a variety of doors, all unlabelled. The indicated room at the end has a set of double-doors, that have been opened.
>>25509Give me 20. Then ill be free all day.
I'm not sure how committed I can be to this. Definitely not for the next hour. I will definitely be busy at least part of the night and I REALLY want a full negation scene...
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>>25513I mean an hour game-time. All three present have their own distinctive element to the the coming exchange, and it wouldn't work without everyone.
>ambush???
>>25514Spell check. I'm on a phone, and will be much of the night...
I wanted to write full speeches... >>25510>>25512>Tfw ready to play.I put on my natsoc uniform then head to the dining area.
>>25515>>25517Technically, Trump and Tracy would be the last to arrive cuz 'reasons' anyway.
>>25518You can proceed if you like
>>25516>in bed"Oh shoot, I guess I should wear something.."
*rummages through saddlebags*
>only black hoodies, striped panties, latex, kneesocks, and lingerie"...I'll wear the robe over the sweater.."
*Dresses to the point of presentability and walks out*
>>25518I can play for a bit more.
>really wants to join in but is busy
>>25516REEEEEEEEEEEE
(Translation: Hi demon of hell)
Torc decides to play with Mr. Snek for a while.
At least, until someone fucks everything up and he is needed
Taylor is first to arrive in the banquet hall, which its self is a huge area. The tables are remarkably simple, with only a thin cloth covering them. Not many have arrived, only a few individuals engaged in conversation, while staff mills about carrying trays, plates, and a variety of other banquety prep things. As Taylor enters (with Tracy not far behind) one particular fellow in a neat beard lights up. "I see, you must be Miss Swift, I've heard a great deal about you from the soldiers who were present earlier. You put on quite a show, especially without any planning or preparation! My name is Sigmund, and I'm the Minister of Entertainment," he says offering his hand, looking appreciatively at her uniform (in a non-lewd sense). He himself is dressed - like most of the people who have been seen - in sturdy, simple clothes, and though there's a degree of discipline to him (as there is everyone) he doesn't bear any of the observable characteristics (posture, etc.) of a soldier.
>>25523"hey torculi im here to make sure the coma did not lasting damage."
>>25523Well, Thez and Infernius are gonna kill some commies before too long.
>>25523She's in another city atm.
>>25521Is there a way for the two of us to progress a little bit just for now? I might be busy in a bit.
>>25525"Thanks Infernius. How are you?"
>>25526Torc still has his helicopter lisence.
>>25528So long as I can write in single sentences, yes.
Trumpaladin goes to banquet with Waifu
>>25521>>25528>>25530There won't be time for speeches yet, its all NPC introductions and interactions leading up to the banquet.
>>25529"me great me engaged to ana!"
>>25524May as well do a search and Sense motive check.'
What's he have on him (items, weapons, etc.)?
What does he want?
>>25523Aww i love you too.
>>25524Hello fine sir, thank you for your words[blushes]. Takes hand.
>>25536"thanks big man torc, wanna kill some communist?"
*does check up on motor functions and senses.*
>>25535"Well, truthfully I am only echoing the words of others. Still, your fashion sense alone speaks well of you. We haven't had a skilled talent arrive here in,... well since before I was minister. We get the occasional act or circus troupe, but no one who can operate independent of a musical group or a crew."
>>25533Nothing apparent, he's wearing a simple outfit, no bells or whistles, though he (again, like most, even the staff) has a hefty knife sheathed to his waist. He seems intent on discussion with Taylor, and is open and optimistic.
>>25537"Saying no would be lying
>>25538You are too kind herr sigmund.
>>25540"Not at all. If it pleases you, might you be available later on? A business arrangement, if you don't mind my saying, could be profitable and useful both to a talented young woman such as yourself, in addition to enriching the lives of the citizens of Sparintenar (Spartans Xp)."