Read "Corny Nuts"
Which brings us into the next edition of the Game thread! For newcomers, this is an RP thread thats been ongoing for,... shit, 3 months now. How time flies.
Anywhow, its based on a very loose and permissive rendition of classic D&D 3.5 edition as a baseline, and includes whatever additions can be effectively (and not too ludicrously) included; basically whatever players want that also makes some sense.
The party has just made some character and story developments. Trump and Tracy discover that when their powers combine they form Captain Planet,... or rather, Tracy gets uber-sized and most ferocious.
Infernius and Thez have successfully tracked down and captured a Dark Elf who had been masquerading as the proprietor of the Bazaar (there is no proprietor) who were responsible for jacking all their shit.
What happens next? I have some idea, which probably means its not going to go anywhere near how I expect.
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>>24951Has she made it to the Entertron.
>>24950Fascinating
Approach citizen, preferably anyone who looks like a business man
But first: what do the posters say? Inspect poster
>>24952Does the Entertron kill spiders?
>>24955No, but it'll keep her alive long enough to figure out the next step
or produce home-made antivenom. >>24956Could make her hysterical...
>>24957She's already hysterical.
To Infernius> Yeah you, we've got you guys by the balls. If you don't want to end up sprawled on the ground, bleeding from every orifice and pore, you'll do EXACTLY as We say.
>>24952Sure
>>24954The posters are faded and worn, and clearly allude to a festival/performance that is long since past, but show a purplish figure that seems a little familiar. By the way, Thez has wandered off.
*considers eatng hoers eyeball*
>>24959"ME EAT YOU ALL ALIVE!!!!!!!!"
INTIMIDATION CHECK
>>24959Talk to citizen, looking for one who looks like a businessman
>>24962It finally happened... Inferius rolled a 20
>>24959>healedWhat are the spiders doing?
>>24964He didn't say "healed"...
[5d20 = 51]>>24960Eat it, it grew back in the entertron.
>>24961"Have it your way bub," the squeak replies. (bite bite bite bite bite)
>>24964The ones on you? They're biting, successfully but unsuccessfully.
Aaaaaand Infernius loses consciousness.
>>24968Doesn't necessarily stop enemies from attacking...
>>24966*Transforms*
*kills spookers with fire*
>>24968Intimidation, yes. But you're not dealing with "your average" bunch of spooders.
>>24954Meanwhile
>>24954The posters depict a purple female with wings and a tail, bespeckled with gilt and monies, in a slightly suggestive pose. The writing seems to indicate a long since event.
>>24970Oh dear, it's worse than I feared. First, look into the skyline for any buildings that seem more prominent than the others
>>24969Okay, NOW Tracy can be said to be safe from getting knocked the fuck out. Imagine how difficult this would be if Thez HADN'T insisted on not untying him
*makes sure spooders are kill*
Walks back into room, and lights bull on fire with super-heated hoof*
>>24975*away quickly to avoid any spooders, and watches bull burn*
>>24974Shush, you're unconscious and dying
>>24977I'm SURE I've explained that at LEAST once
>>24975As Tracy emerges from the infirmary and into the main area, Thez flies into the entry like a bolt, and rolls off the momentum, before springing to her feet.
"HOOOORAYY!" she exclaims, before seeing Tracy (a little pale,... even for Tracy) "Uhm,... something happened didn't it?"
>>24981Look for important appearing building
>>24980I gotta gert rid of the spooders somehow
>>24981>*is standing next to burning bull*".... There was a spider... I think it's gone now though..."
>>24983Infernius is in the vault. This is interjected before Tracy is able to return to him, and takes place in the main hall area.
>spooder"I warned you about those, didn't I? (checks log) Yes! I specifically did!"
she storms off toward the vault, careful to walk on air and not the ground.
>>24987Meta spoilers - So far, assuming no spooders escaped while the vault door was (is) open.
>>24985Tracy follows, levitating with her shoes and flaming hooves
>>24987Unicorns are immune to poison.
>>24982There are several buildings that seem more important than others, but they all seem to pertain to guild halls, churches, and other civic congregational points. Nothing administrative or discretionary appears.
>>24990Walk towards a guild hall, try to find a person to engage
>>24989Thez storms into the vault, slamming the door behind Tracy. "SPOODER! I REALLY don't want to have to,... oh to hell with it. Tracy, set I'nis on fire."
>>24992*gladly obliges, leaving a hoof-shaped brand on his ass*
>>24991"Greetings good sir. You look unfamiliar. Is this your first visit to Sparintenar? Welcome! Can I be of service?" says a smiling fellow, just outside one of the civic centers.
>>24992flowcharts keep going down the current path.
Infernius burns for a minute, Thez picks him up (while burning) and then walks back to the door. She pauses at the entrance, and waits for Tracy to get position behind her. "Ready?"
>>24996"Nope, but just fuck it."
*follows*
>>24994"Hello! I am indeed a stranger to this town. I love the appearance so far. I come from Port Barry, and I believe I might have something to offer this town. Could you tell me about your trade, who runs it, how things have been working, and who I can talk to to make trade deals?"