Read "Corny Nuts"
Which brings us into the next edition of the Game thread! For newcomers, this is an RP thread thats been ongoing for,... shit, 3 months now. How time flies.
Anywhow, its based on a very loose and permissive rendition of classic D&D 3.5 edition as a baseline, and includes whatever additions can be effectively (and not too ludicrously) included; basically whatever players want that also makes some sense.
The party has just made some character and story developments. Trump and Tracy discover that when their powers combine they form Captain Planet,... or rather, Tracy gets uber-sized and most ferocious.
Infernius and Thez have successfully tracked down and captured a Dark Elf who had been masquerading as the proprietor of the Bazaar (there is no proprietor) who were responsible for jacking all their shit.
What happens next? I have some idea, which probably means its not going to go anywhere near how I expect.
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>>25256>beams into thoughts"~Hmmmm... Whatever you say, ~Flashy.."
GM sighs. Okay, as we conclude this session - which has been easily the most exhausting non-combative session to date - Taylor has a new bevy of adoring fans, Tracy has a new list of ppl who are nervous/scared of/by her, Trump has a new business contact/partner (assuming he doesn't fug it up), Torcuil is still mummified in a corner, Norfilly is sleeping soundly, Sad Alex is sad and a statue, and Infernius and Thez are engaged in more than one way.
Sory is closed for the night, emotes and expressions and general doings are FFA.
>>25258*continues projecting anger as he grabs her by her handle to follow*
>>25259Oh I am Fucking ready. BRING IT ON!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!
And GM takes a smoke break e_e
>>25260>grabs her by her handle>handleSure.
>>25259It's close to 2 AM, so I'll go to sleep now.
>>25264There's a leather strap that attaches to horse muzzle guards, I don't know the name of it.
>>25265Nah, she doesn't need one of those. She already has a handle.
Also, a suggestion for future reference:https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Steel_Horse-Infused_(3.5e_Trait)*goes to bed*
>>25266>handlebarsNo
>>25263You can still do stuff, interact, and develop or whatever, but no waging wars or rallying the masses or whatever. Trump is a guest, act like it.
>>25264>>25265>>25266I looked it up. The piece of equipment is called a "lead rope" or "lead chain" and is attached to a "halter" which is the leather wrapped around a horse's head
>>25267I was going to negotiate a business deal. But it can wait until tomorrow
>>25267is this the communist city you were talking about?
>>25269No. That was Drupistan, which is very close to the tower. This is Sparintenar, which is a little further away
The whole party (present) is shown to lavish rooms, fit for visiting dignitaries or popular entertainers. Plenty of room to wash up, change (as desired) relax, or just rest. The rooms are adjacent (no separation) and the looks on the guards' and soldiers' faces belies enthusiasm and welcoming,... especially for Taylor.
>>25269No, this is the industrial-tech, mostly nat-soc place I mentioned some time ago.
Disregard pic, I was gonna say something snarky
>>25273GM, what would have happened if the squirrel's dice landed one lower? My intuition says "the guards kill everyone"
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>>25274At the least, he would have taken damage. I don't know beyond that. If his roll was exceptionally bad, the biting head off might have worked, and then I don't even fuggin' know what would have happened.
>>25271Oh shoot. I got them mixed up.
My reaction would've been different...
*Goes back to bed*
>>25276Kek, I did too. Good thing Trump was navigating.
>>25271how would you feel if i conquered that city tommorow?
>>25277>I did tooThis makes me even more confused
*Actually goes to bed*
>>25276Pic related
>>25277What.
>>25278Impressed. Just leave enough for me to introduce capitalism there when I'm done in Sparintinar
>>25275How many rounds away was Fae? Would I have survived long enough to full round attack Tracy, then call Fae, then fly out of there?
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>>25278Thez stretches both lazily and sexily, and kicks playfully at his tail. "Yes, lets do that."
>>25279I meant when first departing, not for the duration.
>>25281"oh we will, and no mercy me hate communist!"
>>25280Roughly speaking, if you called Fae she would be about 8-10 rounds out.
>whatYou remember, the whole "Descending and <whoof> and descending and <whoof>,... tada Cardishore! whoops, rewind" bit,....
>>25283>8-10 rounds outI'll take that as a "no." I thought she was outside with Taylor though?
Yes I do remember that
>>25284No one called her, so she didn't bother. Wait a second, how DID Taylor get there so fast! Hold on,....
Oh fug. I guess Taylor could have taken Fae, she just said "I ride". Stuff was habbening so I didn't press for details. Yes, Fae is,... in the next room, otherwise undisturbed (almost like she's gotten used to being overlooked, GM notwithstanding).
>>25287"Its fine, as long as they serve beef," Fae comments as she closes the door for her room.
>>25288"thez for some reason me just got really pissed off at that dragon cat of trumps"
>>25288That... makes me feel sad
I'll include her when talking about the Football franchise tomorrow. She is the Football priestess after all
Is there a way to transform her into an alicorn? She has at least some tracking and fighting abilities as a Dragonne, and I like how a Guilded lion really matches with Trump's style, but...
She'd be easier to waifu as an equine, so I can show her the love she truly deservesIt's 100% for sexual purposes >>25290*Rises from the dead like sweet zombie Jesus*
Please don't force me to have Tracy eat her soul. I like Fae too.
*Returns to sleep*
[1d20 = 11]>>25289"You're thinking about Fae? NOW?!" Grapple
>>25290She does make for an impressive display. Its a shame she's not much in combat.
>>25291Kek
>>25292Actually, it looks to me like she should have a base attack of +12, plus a strength modifier of +8, so actually pretty powerful
>>25293+12 is combined BAB and str. Her str + is 4, her BAB is +8.
>>25294But she's a Paladin's Mount. A Paladin's Mount's base attack is calculated by the hit die's equal in Cleric levels. A Dragonne has 9 hit die (plus room for advancing...) and a Paladin's mount for a level 16 adds 8 hit die. So the equivalent of a level 16 cleric, which is to say a base attack of +12. Her strength would be 19 at dragonne base, plus 4 for being a Paladin's Mount, so 23 in strength
>>25295Equivalent of a level 17 cleric, but that's still an attack bonus of 12
>>25298Uhm, you never counter-grappled. Thez has 'mount'
>>25299oh yeah heres my list of feats
Feats
>Dodge>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts>Soul-Mate>Favored of Deity>Leadership 25>Two-Weapon Fighting >>25302
Nah, I said weeks ago that Trump (having several cars irl) can have several mounts. Yet another decision I've come to regret.
>>25304"You haven't been beaten enough for two weapons yet!"
soul mate? There's a feat? >>25332
You were supposed to be the pure one! The one who doesn't succumb to our bullshit!
>>25333my flow charts have been set down the darth infernuis path.
>>25334>Flow chartsPlease dear God do not stoop to that level of autism