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Corn Nuts
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24544
Read "Corny Nuts"
Which brings us into the next edition of the Game thread! For newcomers, this is an RP thread thats been ongoing for,... shit, 3 months now. How time flies.
Anywhow, its based on a very loose and permissive rendition of classic D&D 3.5 edition as a baseline, and includes whatever additions can be effectively (and not too ludicrously) included; basically whatever players want that also makes some sense.
The party has just made some character and story developments. Trump and Tracy discover that when their powers combine they form Captain Planet,... or rather, Tracy gets uber-sized and most ferocious.
Infernius and Thez have successfully tracked down and captured a Dark Elf who had been masquerading as the proprietor of the Bazaar (there is no proprietor) who were responsible for jacking all their shit.
What happens next? I have some idea, which probably means its not going to go anywhere near how I expect.

958 replies and 53 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25258
25260
>>25256
>beams into thoughts
"~Hmmmm... Whatever you say, ~Flashy.."
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25259
25260 25263 25264
GM sighs. Okay, as we conclude this session - which has been easily the most exhausting non-combative session to date - Taylor has a new bevy of adoring fans, Tracy has a new list of ppl who are nervous/scared of/by her, Trump has a new business contact/partner (assuming he doesn't fug it up), Torcuil is still mummified in a corner, Norfilly is sleeping soundly, Sad Alex is sad and a statue, and Infernius and Thez are engaged in more than one way.
Sory is closed for the night, emotes and expressions and general doings are FFA.
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25260
25263 25264
>>25258
*continues projecting anger as he grabs her by her handle to follow*

>>25259
Oh I am Fucking ready. BRING IT ON!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25261
*story
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25262
And GM takes a smoke break e_e
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25263
25267
>>25259
>>25260
>story is closed for the night
Reeeee!!!
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25264
25265 25268
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>>25260
>grabs her by her handle
>handle
Sure.
>>25259
It's close to 2 AM, so I'll go to sleep now.
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25265
25266 25268
>>25264
There's a leather strap that attaches to horse muzzle guards, I don't know the name of it.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25266
25267 25268
>>25265
Nah, she doesn't need one of those. She already has a handle.
Also, a suggestion for future reference:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Steel_Horse-Infused_(3.5e_Trait)
*goes to bed*
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25267
25268 25269
>>25266
>handlebars
No
>>25263
You can still do stuff, interact, and develop or whatever, but no waging wars or rallying the masses or whatever. Trump is a guest, act like it.
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25268
25270
>>25264
>>25265
>>25266
I looked it up. The piece of equipment is called a "lead rope" or "lead chain" and is attached to a "halter" which is the leather wrapped around a horse's head

>>25267
I was going to negotiate a business deal. But it can wait until tomorrow

Anonymous
8xht9
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No.25269
25270 25271 25272
>>25267
is this the communist city you were talking about?
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.25270
>>25269
>>25268

Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25271
25276 25278
>>25269
No. That was Drupistan, which is very close to the tower. This is Sparintenar, which is a little further away
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25272
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The whole party (present) is shown to lavish rooms, fit for visiting dignitaries or popular entertainers. Plenty of room to wash up, change (as desired) relax, or just rest. The rooms are adjacent (no separation) and the looks on the guards' and soldiers' faces belies enthusiasm and welcoming,... especially for Taylor.
>>25269
No, this is the industrial-tech, mostly nat-soc place I mentioned some time ago.
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25273
25274
Disregard pic, I was gonna say something snarky
kxYE5
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No.25274
25275
>>25273
GM, what would have happened if the squirrel's dice landed one lower? My intuition says "the guards kill everyone"
\r
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25275
25280
>>25274
At the least, he would have taken damage. I don't know beyond that. If his roll was exceptionally bad, the biting head off might have worked, and then I don't even fuggin' know what would have happened.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25276
25277 25280
>>25271
Oh shoot. I got them mixed up.
My reaction would've been different...
*Goes back to bed*
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25277
25279 25280
>>25276
Kek, I did too. Good thing Trump was navigating.
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.25278
25280 25281
>>25271
how would you feel if i conquered that city tommorow?
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25279
25281
>>25277
>I did too
This makes me even more confused
*Actually goes to bed*
kxYE5
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No.25280
25283
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>>25276
Pic related

>>25277
What.

>>25278
Impressed. Just leave enough for me to introduce capitalism there when I'm done in Sparintinar

>>25275
How many rounds away was Fae? Would I have survived long enough to full round attack Tracy, then call Fae, then fly out of there?
\r
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25281
25282
>>25278
Thez stretches both lazily and sexily, and kicks playfully at his tail. "Yes, lets do that."
>>25279
I meant when first departing, not for the duration.
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.25282
>>25281
"oh we will, and no mercy me hate communist!"
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25283
25284
>>25280
Roughly speaking, if you called Fae she would be about 8-10 rounds out.
>what
You remember, the whole "Descending and <whoof> and descending and <whoof>,... tada Cardishore! whoops, rewind" bit,....
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25284
25285
>>25283
>8-10 rounds out
I'll take that as a "no." I thought she was outside with Taylor though?

Yes I do remember that
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25285
>>25284
No one called her, so she didn't bother. Wait a second, how DID Taylor get there so fast! Hold on,....
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25286
25287
Oh fug. I guess Taylor could have taken Fae, she just said "I ride". Stuff was habbening so I didn't press for details. Yes, Fae is,... in the next room, otherwise undisturbed (almost like she's gotten used to being overlooked, GM notwithstanding).
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25287
25288
>>25286
Aww... But I love Fae
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25288
25289 25290
>>25287
"Its fine, as long as they serve beef," Fae comments as she closes the door for her room.
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.25289
25292
>>25288
"thez for some reason me just got really pissed off at that dragon cat of trumps"
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25290
25291 25292
>>25288
That... makes me feel sad

I'll include her when talking about the Football franchise tomorrow. She is the Football priestess after all

Is there a way to transform her into an alicorn? She has at least some tracking and fighting abilities as a Dragonne, and I like how a Guilded lion really matches with Trump's style, but...
She'd be easier to waifu as an equine, so I can show her the love she truly deserves
It's 100% for sexual purposes
Anonymous
GsoPL
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No.25291
25292
>>25290
*Rises from the dead like sweet zombie Jesus*
Please don't force me to have Tracy eat her soul. I like Fae too.
*Returns to sleep*
dshvk
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No.25292
25293 25298
[1d20 = 11]
>>25289
"You're thinking about Fae? NOW?!" Grapple
>>25290
She does make for an impressive display. Its a shame she's not much in combat.
>>25291
Kek
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25293
25294
>>25292
Actually, it looks to me like she should have a base attack of +12, plus a strength modifier of +8, so actually pretty powerful
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25294
25295 25298
>>25293
+12 is combined BAB and str. Her str + is 4, her BAB is +8.
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25295
25296 25297
>>25294
But she's a Paladin's Mount. A Paladin's Mount's base attack is calculated by the hit die's equal in Cleric levels. A Dragonne has 9 hit die (plus room for advancing...) and a Paladin's mount for a level 16 adds 8 hit die. So the equivalent of a level 16 cleric, which is to say a base attack of +12. Her strength would be 19 at dragonne base, plus 4 for being a Paladin's Mount, so 23 in strength
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25296
>>25295
Equivalent of a level 17 cleric, but that's still an attack bonus of 12
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25297
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>>25295
>mfw I'm getting rulecucked by players for an unused NPC
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.25298
25299
>>25294
>>25292
>i lvl in psion
>there was a disturbance in the force
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25299
25300 25304
>>25298
Uhm, you never counter-grappled. Thez has 'mount'
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.25300
>>25299
>implying that wasnt what i wanted her to do.
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.25304
25307
>>25299
oh yeah heres my list of feats
Feats
>Dodge
>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts
>Soul-Mate
>Favored of Deity
>Leadership 25
>Two-Weapon Fighting

Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25305
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>>25302
Nah, I said weeks ago that Trump (having several cars irl) can have several mounts. Yet another decision I've come to regret.
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25307
>>25304
"You haven't been beaten enough for two weapons yet!"
soul mate? There's a feat?
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25333
25334 25335
>>25332
You were supposed to be the pure one! The one who doesn't succumb to our bullshit!
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.25334
25335 25336
>>25333
my flow charts have been set down the darth infernuis path.
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25335
25337 25342
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>>25334
>>25333

Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25336
25337
>>25334
>Flow charts
Please dear God do not stoop to that level of autism