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Corn Nuts
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24544
Read "Corny Nuts"
Which brings us into the next edition of the Game thread! For newcomers, this is an RP thread thats been ongoing for,... shit, 3 months now. How time flies.
Anywhow, its based on a very loose and permissive rendition of classic D&D 3.5 edition as a baseline, and includes whatever additions can be effectively (and not too ludicrously) included; basically whatever players want that also makes some sense.
The party has just made some character and story developments. Trump and Tracy discover that when their powers combine they form Captain Planet,... or rather, Tracy gets uber-sized and most ferocious.
Infernius and Thez have successfully tracked down and captured a Dark Elf who had been masquerading as the proprietor of the Bazaar (there is no proprietor) who were responsible for jacking all their shit.
What happens next? I have some idea, which probably means its not going to go anywhere near how I expect.

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Anonymous
8xht9
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No.25337
25339
>>25335
"me tired of being punching bag."
>>25336
>ironic flow charts
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.25339
>>25337
fug theres not supposed to be " there
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.25341
>>25338
did yoou ban gm?
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.25342
>>25335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6YWOlQNFzw
i, still your brother ben.
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25343
25344
Hey wow, it didn't descend into complete madness
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25344
25345
>>25343
Ikr
Hey, could Tracy have finished stitching that cloak before she left?
dshvk
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No.25345
[1d20 = 5]
>>25344
Left where?
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25346
25347
Nevermind, I get it now. What's Tracy's craft skill?
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25347
25348
>>25346
Idk how that works..


Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25348
25349
>>25347
I do want to keep crafting things though.
Maybe 8th?
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25349
25350
>>25348
How high does it need to be to craft a good one?
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25350
25351
>>25349
I'm sorry to keep asking, but what cloak was it again?
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25351
25352
>>25350
Cloak of Charisma.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Cloak_of_Charisma
I can wait longer, if that's what it takes to make a good one (I want +6).
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25352
25353 25410 25453
>>25351
Your combined crafting roll needs to be a 30 or higher to make a Cloak of Charisma +6. You rolled a 5 + 8, so I'm afraid all you have now is a disappointingly mundane (and not terribly well stitched) cloak.

Ha ha, just kidding, crafting level doesn't even enter into it. The cloak is finished, but it is non-magical at this point. To create a Cloak of Charisma +6, it will take 36 days (I'm not making that up, the metric is 1 day/1000gp in cost) having Eagle's Splendor cast on it each day consecutively. 16 days for +4, 4 days for +2.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25353
25354
>>25352
Oh, okay..
If I can get someone else to collaborate, could it be done faster?
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25354
25361
>>25353
Unfortunately no, though I take back the 'consecutive' comment. The castings can be split up, as long as the overall work is not disrupted (meaning, you can leave it and come back to it) but doing so increases the requirement for every day it is neglected.
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25355
... at least, that's what the rules say.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25356
Actually, if it's possible, send a pigeon to Lenos to request the Materials for a Heavy Mace. I want to craft a good one.
There's a lot of things I want to craft, actually. I'll have to figure out a way for her to store the spells for it.
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25358
>>25357
You know he can read delete logs yes?
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25361
25362
>>25354
What about certain "magic items on the list that have higher costs, but don't require spells? Do those need to be treated every day?
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25362
25363
>>25361
Unless you're referring to artifacts, I don't know of any magic item that doesn't require a spell(s) of some sort. Can you give an example?
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25363
25364
>>25362
Well, the ring of evasion was an example.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25364
>>25363
It required the Jump skill, but no spell.
Other magic items may have prereqs, like the race or alignment of the maker, but don't require spells.
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25367
25369
>>25366
No problem, I was just about to mansplain the shit out of it. I am finding however that scrolls (of sufficient caster level), spell-like abilities, and even certain potions (that last is my decision, not per the rules) can be substituted.
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25368
For example, if you were to essentially dye the cloak in a potion of eagle's splendor, I would count that.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25369
25370
>>25367
That's great.
Items are one of my favorite parts of fantasy games (that and raising pets).
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25370
>>25369
Yes, no doubt. I spent literal months plotting out Thez's stuff. Realize though that since wealth isn't an issue (it is for the moment, but wait) there are few restrictions I can place other than time and the occasional mishap. Keep that in mind. ^_~
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25371
25374
And also - like that whole debacle with Darkie - there are more ways to lose than simply 'dying'.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25372
25373
Also, for Infernius: did you consider replacing your horn with a brass one?
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Horn_of_Valhalla
It'd be cool even without the magic (the idea of a Minotaur pulling-off his horn and blowing into it). Useful for high-stakes raids too, like the next time he inevitably charges into an enemy encampment like a bull in a china shop.
I've been meaning to find a way to make an iron one for Taylor for several weeks now (wanted one for myself for months), but I simply didn't have the spell-casting ability.
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25373
25374
>>25372
C... can we,... just assume you mentioned that where Thez can hear?
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25374
25375
>>25371
Yeah.
I didn't think he'd die there, just paralyze him. It was supposed to be a simulation of an Assassin's Death Attack, but I guess I would've needed to sneak up on him for that...
>>25373
I don't see why not.
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25375
25377 25378
>>25374
That's not what I mean by lose. Going purely by stats and abilities, he should have escaped 4-5 times, several of those being after he was kill. At my discretion, I determined that he was so abhorrently arrogant (and he IS that, even before he showed up in the Game its what got him kill) that he would not be operating at his full ability 'cuz Y? Same goes for Korak, Kefka, George, and just about every villain the party has fought so far. I haven't had the justification (yet) to go "I will not forgive" on the party. You'll know when I do. ^_^
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25376
Had he escaped though - as one example - there would have been almost no chance of ever catching him, and he would be a recurring nuisance who popped up from time to time.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25377
25379
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>>25375
I outta invent duct-tape soon, to make sure slippery faggots like him don't get away with their skills.
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25378
25379
>>25375
What would giving him chamomile tea have done?
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25379
25380
>>25377
All you'd need is bandages and duct tape
>>25378
Potentially given him a temporary blinding weapon
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25380
25382
>>25379
*bandages and sovereign glue
That stuff is cheap and easy to make
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25381
25383
That is,... it would have been,... if the ants,....
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25382
25384
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>>25380
>sovereign glue
Got it. Will make later.
Duct-tape is the item master-race.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25383
25384 25385
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>>25381
... It's too late to bring them back isn't it? Tracy feels very, very slightly guilty about it... I should've thought of scraping their goo off of the floor..
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25384
25390
>>25382
Are you going to need to grind a horse first?

>>25383
Want to resurrect the queen?
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25385
25394
And speaking of ants, allow me to paint a picture.

The ants are doing their thing, milling about and digging here and there, finding increasing utilitarian purpose outside the rigid dictates of the Queen, when one day a curious sound began to come from that cave they build for the Blue quadraped.

It began as a slow digging sound, but grew in intensity and proximity, with crashes and vibrations intermixed. Then without warning, the wall separating the two underground areas burst forth with a strange lizard creature that grew in size as they watched in horror. The ants ran around, screaming silently and internally (cuz, no mouths) as their whole hive was systematically hunted down and devoured or destroyed (cuz the Dog has uber-scent, especially when in survival/regen mode).

Those poor ants.
>>25383
There's still pieces of them
Anonymous
dP4No
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No.25386
25387 25388 25389 25475

Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25387
25391
>>25386
HE LIVES!
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25388
>>25386
~Yay! The great wizard came out of his coma.
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25389
25391
>>25386
Torcuil snaps back to consciousness and,... finds that he's been mummified, and leaned in the corner to not hurt himself.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25390
>>25384
Could just use the biproducts in the dumpster of a butcher shop, but that's an option too.
Anonymous
dP4No
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No.25391
25392 25395
>>25387
Stupid thing posted before I could type.
Hi guys
Please tell me someone moved Torc from the stables
>>25389
"Where..."
Torc looks down at his bindings
"Where the hell am I?"

Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25392
25399
>>25391
The stables would make sense. It was just "in the corner for safe keeping", no mention of which corner.
There's an oversized nest piled nearby, with two eggs the size of smart-cars nestled in it with little incense sticks wafting lazily around it.
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25393
25396 25397
Oh, wouldn't it be funny if the eggs hatched right now?