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Corn Nuts
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24544
Read "Corny Nuts"
Which brings us into the next edition of the Game thread! For newcomers, this is an RP thread thats been ongoing for,... shit, 3 months now. How time flies.
Anywhow, its based on a very loose and permissive rendition of classic D&D 3.5 edition as a baseline, and includes whatever additions can be effectively (and not too ludicrously) included; basically whatever players want that also makes some sense.
The party has just made some character and story developments. Trump and Tracy discover that when their powers combine they form Captain Planet,... or rather, Tracy gets uber-sized and most ferocious.
Infernius and Thez have successfully tracked down and captured a Dark Elf who had been masquerading as the proprietor of the Bazaar (there is no proprietor) who were responsible for jacking all their shit.
What happens next? I have some idea, which probably means its not going to go anywhere near how I expect.

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Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24800
24801 24803
>>24793
Back!

>>24795
"Little pony, can you hand me Kefka's head"

>>24798
*hits pony with rolled up newspaper*
Anonymous
GsoPL
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No.24801
24804
>>24800
*whimpers*
"I was hungry!"

Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24802
24805
>>24796
>The Arab guy rigged himself with explosives
Who would have thought?
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24803
24806 24808
>>24799
"Who knows? There's a ton of ways to cheat death in the Game. He could have a Resurrection trap-scroll on his chest that fully restores him the moment light bounces off of it, and that's just off the top of my head."
>>24800
Kefka's... head?
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24804
24807
>>24801
"little pony... um... would you like to eat some leftover bird with me later?"
Anonymous
GsoPL
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No.24805
>>24802
*fills bucket with water*
*drenches body from head to toe, dampening any explosives*
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24806
>>24803
Yes, Kefka's head. The pony has it in her bag of holding in a way that preserves it
Anonymous
GsoPL
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No.24807
24810
>>24804
"Sure thing, ~Flashy."
GsoPL
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No.24808
24811 24812
[1d20 = 6]
>>24803
Rolling Search to detect Traps.
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24809
Thez is triggered, "I don't suppose you guys have ever seen Futurama?"
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24810
24813
>>24807
Passes note to pony
"Do you want to go to Sparentinar with me. Check yes or no"
GsoPL
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No.24811
[1d20 = 16]
>>24808
>nothing
Aww..
I'll wait until he grows the new body first.
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24812
24813
>>24808
Where exactly are you searching? The severed leg parts, or along the still-attached leg?
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24813
24814 24816
>>24810
"I want to hatch these chicks first.. but if that what you really want, I guess I could accomodate.."
>>24812
Everything.
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24814
24815 24817
>>24813
Okay. The smokebombs were near the ankles of his legs. That's severed, so I can readily mention. Anything else is thoroughly doubled-over with rope.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24815
>>24814
*puts smokebombs in bag*
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24816
>>24813
"I can just call you if I need you"
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24817
24818 24820
>>24814
Use keen edged letter opener to open left leg pants
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24818
>>24817
The ones bound to the chair? Nothing is apparent on his legs.
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24819
24821
The slice slowly mends its self together.

Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24820
>>24817
It regenerates, remember? It's some kind of creeping spooder silk.
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24821
24822 24823
>>24819
Doe he have like a visible bag or sword sheathe?
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24822
24824
>>24821
Everything is under ropes.
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24823
24831
>>24821
"His sheathes were confiscated with his weapons (which aren't here by the way, they were taken by the Gestapo)"
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24824
24825 24827
>>24822
Gib head

Or at least headdress
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24825
24826
>>24824
You mean Kefka right? Cuz as for Darkie, Folks just call him Buckethead Ha!
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24826
>>24825
Kefka
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24827
24828
>>24824
I thought she gave the headdress to Taylor?
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24828
24830
>>24827
Then give me the head
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24829
24836
*offers severed head*
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24830
24832
>>24828
If you're going to bucket him like Darkie, you can quick-jump cut-to if you want
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24831
>>24823
Make note to go pick up those Assassin tools later on.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24832
24833 24836
>>24830
Wait, is he resurrecting Kefka?
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24833
>>24832
That's all I could imagine he intends to do, given the previous - GM
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24834
24835
Tracy help-out Thez with whatever it is she's doing to prepare the cast, eager to speed things up.
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24835
24836 24838
>>24834
Its not yet confirmed that thats his intention. I'm waiting for confirmation to quick-jump cut-to.
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24836
24837 24839 24847
>>24829
*takes severed head*
*pets pony*
>>24832
Uh... no

>>24835
To Sparintenar!
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24837
>>24836
But get a bag for the head or something first
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24838
24840
>>24835
I don't think it'd be wise to do them both at the same time, or at all really..
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24839
24841
>>24836
No. Staph. I wanna loot his Assassin tools.
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24840
24842 24843
>>24838
"Oh I see, he plans to present Kefka's head to Sparintenar, so to gain easier entry," Thez says. "Not a bad strategy."
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24841
24844
>>24839
learn how to share loot, Jesus
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24842
>>24840
That is a good idea.
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24843
>>24840
Bingo
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24844
24845 24848
>>24841
It probably won't be usefull to anyone else anyway. Mudpony rogues can't craft for shit. I'll redistribute stuff later.
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24845
>>24844
No, we all get it, then we decide who it is best for
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24846
24851
Tracy rips out the spinal cord from the severed head stump, like in mortal combat.
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24847
24849 24850
>>24836
Thez produces a short length (about 8') of rope and ties it to her big, shiny belt that Infernius acquired for her, then offers the other end to Tracy. "When we Woooof, you'll want to start immediately flying to maintain course and speed." She approaches Trump and puts his hands around her waist.
"You'll want to hold on," she warns with a wink.
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.24848
>>24844
No more secreting away loot, especially when already in Inferius's vicarious possession
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.24849
24850 24853
>>24847
"B-but.. I wanna try on his suit..!"