Read "Corny Nuts"
Which brings us into the next edition of the Game thread! For newcomers, this is an RP thread thats been ongoing for,... shit, 3 months now. How time flies.
Anywhow, its based on a very loose and permissive rendition of classic D&D 3.5 edition as a baseline, and includes whatever additions can be effectively (and not too ludicrously) included; basically whatever players want that also makes some sense.
The party has just made some character and story developments. Trump and Tracy discover that when their powers combine they form Captain Planet,... or rather, Tracy gets uber-sized and most ferocious.
Infernius and Thez have successfully tracked down and captured a Dark Elf who had been masquerading as the proprietor of the Bazaar (there is no proprietor) who were responsible for jacking all their shit.
What happens next? I have some idea, which probably means its not going to go anywhere near how I expect.
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>>24793Back!
>>24795"Little pony, can you hand me Kefka's head"
>>24798*hits pony with rolled up newspaper* >>24799"Who knows? There's a ton of ways to cheat death in the Game. He could have a Resurrection trap-scroll on his chest that fully restores him the moment light bounces off of it, and that's just off the top of my head."
>>24800Kefka's... head?
>>24801"little pony... um... would you like to eat some leftover bird with me later?"
>>24802*fills bucket with water*
*drenches body from head to toe, dampening any explosives*
>>24803Yes, Kefka's head. The pony has it in her bag of holding in a way that preserves it
[1d20 = 6]>>24803Rolling Search to detect Traps.
Thez is triggered, "I don't suppose you guys have ever seen Futurama?"
>>24807Passes note to pony
"Do you want to go to Sparentinar with me. Check yes or no"
[1d20 = 16]>>24808>nothingAww..
I'll wait until he grows the new body first.
>>24808Where exactly are you searching? The severed leg parts, or along the still-attached leg?
>>24810"I want to hatch these chicks first.. but if that what you
really want, I guess I could accomodate.."
>>24812Everything.
>>24813Okay. The smokebombs were near the ankles of his legs. That's severed, so I can readily mention. Anything else is thoroughly doubled-over with rope.
>>24813"I can just call you if I need you"
>>24814Use keen edged letter opener to open left leg pants
>>24817The ones bound to the chair? Nothing is apparent on his legs.
The slice slowly mends its self together.
>>24817It regenerates, remember? It's some kind of creeping spooder silk.
>>24819Doe he have like a visible bag or sword sheathe?
>>24821Everything is under ropes.
>>24821"His sheathes were confiscated with his weapons (which aren't here by the way, they were taken by the Gestapo)"
>>24824You mean Kefka right? Cuz as for Darkie, Folks just call him Buckethead
Ha! >>24824I thought she gave the headdress to Taylor?
>>24828If you're going to bucket him like Darkie, you can quick-jump cut-to if you want
>>24823Make note to go pick up those Assassin tools later on.
>>24830Wait, is he resurrecting Kefka?
>>24832That's all I could imagine he intends to do, given the previous - GM
Tracy help-out Thez with whatever it is she's doing to prepare the cast, eager to speed things up.
>>24834Its not yet confirmed that thats his intention. I'm waiting for confirmation to quick-jump cut-to.
>>24836But get a bag for the head or something first
>>24835I don't think it'd be wise to do them both at the same time, or at all really..
>>24838"Oh I see, he plans to present Kefka's head to Sparintenar, so to gain easier entry," Thez says. "Not a bad strategy."
Tracy rips out the spinal cord from the severed head stump, like in mortal combat.
>>24836Thez produces a short length (about 8') of rope and ties it to her big, shiny belt that Infernius acquired for her, then offers the other end to Tracy. "When we Woooof, you'll want to start immediately flying to maintain course and speed." She approaches Trump and puts his hands around her waist.
"You'll want to hold on," she warns with a wink.
>>24847"B-but.. I wanna try on his suit..!"