Read "Corny Nuts"
Which brings us into the next edition of the Game thread! For newcomers, this is an RP thread thats been ongoing for,... shit, 3 months now. How time flies.
Anywhow, its based on a very loose and permissive rendition of classic D&D 3.5 edition as a baseline, and includes whatever additions can be effectively (and not too ludicrously) included; basically whatever players want that also makes some sense.
The party has just made some character and story developments. Trump and Tracy discover that when their powers combine they form Captain Planet,... or rather, Tracy gets uber-sized and most ferocious.
Infernius and Thez have successfully tracked down and captured a Dark Elf who had been masquerading as the proprietor of the Bazaar (there is no proprietor) who were responsible for jacking all their shit.
What happens next? I have some idea, which probably means its not going to go anywhere near how I expect.
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>>25541*smiles confidently, waits patiently, and pets pony*
>>25545[affectionate pony noises]
>>25545As Trump and Tracy arrive, they are immediately set upon by a handful of individuals, who respectfully wait upon eachother to speak. There is a clear and established hierarchy they are appealing to, and the apparent oldest one is the first to speak. "We had heard that a Paladin has made its way here. You certainly look the part." He's not aggressive, but he is clearly weighing in his speech and observations. "Perhaps, with a bit of novelty," he says, turning his gaze to Tracy. "I'm surprised you brought your steed with you."
"Thank you, I am indeed Trumpaladin, and this is my associate Tracy Cage. To whom do I have the honor of speaking?"
>>25547*puffs out chest a little bit*
"
I am his lawfully-wedded waifu, but steed is fine too."
>>25549*puts hand on pony to stay and to calm her*
"Well I don't know if I'd say..."
>>25548>>25549He raises his eyebrow. "Novelty indeed. I am Renquist, First Commander of the Spartans, second only to our leader, Bazooka Squirrel. That is his name, but we call him Baz for short." he looks to Tracy. "How came you to speak Mrs. Cage?" he asks, a little surprised to be using the term "mrs." in this context.
>>25550"... Only legally though.. We still haven't had our ceremony.."
>>25551>>25549Trumpaladin watches with genuine curiousiry to see what surname Tracy claims
>>25552*ears twitch in the distance*
>>25556Kek. Now now
>>25552He seems puzzled by the idea of being legally married without a ceremony, but awaits Tracy's response.
>>25551"I am an Equestrian; all of the volk of my race are able to speak your tongues. Being able to stand on two hooves though, that's a bit more complicated.."
Ah shoot, I g2g for a while..
A sudden cold chill runs down Trumpaladin's spine, like he avoided a clear and serious danger
The thought appears in his mind, "I'm glad my faggot editted the configuration again last night"
>>25551"A military man? Is the military situation of Sparinitar... Interesting?"
>>25560Renquist leans over to one of his entourage and directs him to make a note. "Interesting," he continues. "And you Mr. Trump; You haven't been witnessed in battle, but I can gather by your attire that you've seen your fair share. I trust you're not the sort to bear arms against your allies?"
>>25562IKR?
>>25563"Sir, Sparintenar is entirely a military civilization. We pride ourselves on discipline, loyalty, and honor. Our active servicemen train year-round, and even our civilians are given periodic instruction and training. There's not a man, woman, or child here who cannot and would not take up arms for eachother and for the city."
"Rehnquist is quite a fine name. Reminds me of a great man of my world..."
*fondly remembers a Supreme Court Justice who always voted for the Government in criminal procedure cases*
>>25565"Your world?" I'm not sure I follow. Are you not from
this world?"
>>25566>empathetic link*gestures not to give too many details, lest he become suspicious*
Do characters roll for Will, Ref, and Fort DC Saves, or do they just have what's listed on their character sheets?
>>25568Yes. Saving throws are a D20 + whatever modifiers from class or w/e else
>>25566"No, I am not of this world, nor are the other members of my party. I came from a world where I was a loyal law enforcement officer and then a civil servant. I was betrayed, but I received a second chance here.
I have taken Port Barry as my protectorate, and they have taken me. I and my party have fought off rats, George Soros, mechanical beasts, and more. I personally have cleaved an arm off of Soros, dealt strong blows to kefka and his tarasque, and fended off trolls. Which reminds me."
Trumpaladin reaches for his bag, and produces the head of Kefka, right before Rehnquist.
"Was this guy bothering you? My party killed him, and his Tarasque. He won't be demanding tribute from you anymore"
Puts head back in bag
"I am very impressed by your description of Sparintenar. Sounds very well disciplined. Wish I had that back on my old world. And no, I am not one to attack allies, at least so long as they do not attack me"
[Read more] >>25567*doesnt notice until after he's said everything because mobile phone*
>>25570Renquist ponders Trump's words. "We shall have to talk more. I have many questions. Also, please refrain from further presenting severed heads in the dining hall," he says tactfully.
>>25572*whispers*
"You did just tell him you were Equestrian*
>>25574>link'How's he supposed to know what an Equestrian is?'
>>25573"But of course. Just afraid you would not believe me"
>>25569can items give us bonuses?
>>25577Yes, in a variety of cases. Other items can grant feats, such as the ring Tracy crafted for Trump (Evasion)
>>25577I've seen some that do.
>>25569Are racial/species modifiers a factor?
>>25573"If you have questions, ask away"
>>25580"I shall, in time. For now, you will have to excuse me. I must usher in my men."
>>25581A staff member approaches and begins to prod her. "Ma'am? Are you okay? Are you okay?"
>>25582"May I ask for what purpose?"
>>25579Through link if possible, or whisper,
"Prepare your cane, prepare to transform, prepare to run"
"So when can we kill commies?"
>>25583"Purpose? Because I desire two things. Strong men, and strong allies."
>>25584Soon, but I do have to run an errand for about 15 minutes.
>>25586"I like your way of thinking"
>>25582[Gets up]
Oh my so ungraceful trumpadin.
>>25589"I mean, if you don't want me to help get you contracts and material, just say so"
I'm going to have to go for a couple hours very soon
>>25592Also this.
I've got a bit of time though.
>>25595i think all you would have to do is find a ranger to teach you.