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Corn Nuts
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24544
Read "Corny Nuts"
Which brings us into the next edition of the Game thread! For newcomers, this is an RP thread thats been ongoing for,... shit, 3 months now. How time flies.
Anywhow, its based on a very loose and permissive rendition of classic D&D 3.5 edition as a baseline, and includes whatever additions can be effectively (and not too ludicrously) included; basically whatever players want that also makes some sense.
The party has just made some character and story developments. Trump and Tracy discover that when their powers combine they form Captain Planet,... or rather, Tracy gets uber-sized and most ferocious.
Infernius and Thez have successfully tracked down and captured a Dark Elf who had been masquerading as the proprietor of the Bazaar (there is no proprietor) who were responsible for jacking all their shit.
What happens next? I have some idea, which probably means its not going to go anywhere near how I expect.

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Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25394
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>>25385
I'll have Tracy scrape their crud off of the cave floor when she gets the chance...
>This thing was at the top of the page when I google searched the phrase "baby tarrasque".
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25395
25399
>>25391
Tracy went crazy and moved two giant eggs into the stables, so it's more crowded than it used to be

Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25396
>>25393
Oh please, oh please oh please don't let that happen while Tracy isn't there. She really doesn't want to miss the miracle. Just say they need heat to hatch.
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25397
25398
>>25393
At least wait until Trollestia is sitting on them or around
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25398
>>25397
Actually, just do this
Anonymous
dP4No
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No.25399
25403 25409
>>25392
"Uh"
He wiggles uncofortably
"Help" he says to no on inparticler, considering no one is around
Can I get a TLDR of what the ever living hell I missed?
>>25395
Mom hormones
dshvk
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No.25400
25405
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Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25401
25402
Nope, not yet
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25402
>>25401
Oh good heavens. It would've killed her to miss it.
kxYE5
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No.25403
25404
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Anonymous
dP4No
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No.25404
>>25403
Sounds....
Busy
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25405
25406
Btw, what's the party doing in Scarintintingalin' (idk how to spell it) right now? Where exactly is Tracy atm?
>>25400
>Tracy feels a wobbling in the force, and suddenly feels anxious to get back to her eggs.
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25406
25410
>>25405
Trollestia has the eggs, calm down
Anonymous
dP4No
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No.25407
25408 25411
Is anyone else in the stables, Torc can't get out of this shit
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25408
25411 25415
>>25407
No, but Thez and Inferius are fucking in the infirmary
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25409
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Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25410
25412 25413 25416
>>25352
So long as the Cloak is still worked-on every day, can it be worn as a +2 cloak, and then still be gradually increased into a better one?
>>25406
I has to jump through arithmetic hoops to get her to trust Troll with them long enough for Tracy to answer the call. Tracy doesn't really like her...
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25411
25415
>>25408
That... is true
>>25407
What's the trigger for that knife of his?
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25412
>>25410
Can I get her to stay in Sparintinar long enough to be a trophy-waifu at the banquet and then fug in the hotel room?
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25413
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>>25410
Serious, dead serious, just place the eggs next to a fireplace or space heater
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25414
25420
>>25413
Is there room for a fireplace in the stables?
(Torc, pls halp so Trollestia can get off of them and help you out of those bindings)
Anonymous
dP4No
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No.25415
25417
>>25408
Oh god I didn't need to know that
>>25411
????
It grows, it doesn't move on its own
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25416
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>>25410
Yes. Also, fun fact. I was wrong about being unable to add magical effects to existing magical items, however with each plus (or plus equivalent) the item progressively increases in cost and therefore time. Turning a +1 sword into a +2 sword takes 6 days, but turning a +4 sword into a +5 sword takes 28 days.
>>25413
Kek
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25417
25422
>>25415
No, but if there's a verbal trigger you could always say it and hope it doesn't kill you while cutting through the bandages
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25418
25421
>>25416
So, I can make my sword Vorpal?
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25419
25421
>>25416
HOW CAN I DO THIS TO VANDERIEM!
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25420
25423
>>25414
Well I need some pony to be with me as a show waifu
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25421
25424
>>25418
Vorpal: Caster level 18; Circle of Death; Keen edge(dur)
>>25419
A Holy Sword can't be Vorpal, because vorpal weapons require unholy magic to craft. Sword of Sharpness is the best edge that a Holy Avenger can have.
Anonymous
dP4No
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No.25422
25425
>>25417
I ain't risking it
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25423
25426
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>>25420
Tracy could do some Perform/Diplomacy/Bluff checks. She can be presentable.
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25424
25428
>>25421
Tracy's faggot is the one who asked for Vorpal, not me. What enchantments can Vanderiem be given and how?
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25425
25427 25457
>>25422
Scream and moan until Trollestia finally gets bored of laughing at your helpless state: she's been in the stables the whole time.
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25426
25429
>>25423
Kek, she's already made a favorable impression
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25427
>>25425
>Trollestia getting bored of Torcuil's suffering
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25428
25430
>>25424
Vandereim is an artifact weapon, and literally of such cost already that it would take,... over a year to modify with even the slightest effect (faerie fire, for example)
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25429
25430
>>25426
Sugoito on the other hand, aside from being a master-craft weapon, is magical only in materials, there are no enchantments or effects on it.
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25430
25431
>>25428
What is Vanderiem's strength? I only recall a two handed sword with +2 bonus against Infernals

>>25429
Can Sugoito do more basic smashing damage? For example, against Roc shells
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25431
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Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25432
Yeah, I know, forget I said it
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25433
>>25431
Oh hell fucking yeah that's awesome!

I figured he had detect alignment

Remind me to get Vanderiem drunk even if alcohol is degenerate
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25434
25437
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>>25431
Good edge.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25435
25436
Also, can Tracy, given time, engineer a hand-crossbow that works for her? Two of her classes are proficient in it, and longbow isn't really her style..
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25436
25438 25441
>>25435
Not to be a dick, but you'll have to figure out - and I mean this literally - how she can manage to craft a hand crossbow that CAN be operated by hoof, but which will not go off at the wrong time. I mean, you could say 'take the trigger guard off', but I think we both know what is gonna happen if you do that.
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25437
25441
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>>25434
... Wanna go find and genocide a Troll village in full Cauchemar form with me soon?
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25438
25439
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>>25436
Build a giant trigger guard?
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25439
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>>25438
What could go wrong?
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25440
>>25439
That's almost been our motto. It's certainly Tracy's
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25441
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>>25409
What do the rooms back in Sparintenar look like?
>>25437
Sure. That sounds like fun.
>>25436
... S can use gunz.. though. Maybe a trigger that pulls back?
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25442
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>>25439
It wouldn't be too difficult to craft "Horse Shoes of Speed," right? I think even Nordfilly could provide the enchantments?
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25443
25447
Are we going to advance the campaign tonight? I want to know if I should reserve some time for it (could do cinematic now though).

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