NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
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>>20249>>20246Ok torculi form here foward you are promoted to lieutenant, and head of Research(technological and Magical) the Gestapo.
It's probably a good idea to have a diplomatic sortie to the capital, to see exactly what we're dealing with. Will we be greated with open arms as liberators? A city in civil war? Closed gates to a walled city? An army? Better to answer those questions before arriving when our intentions will be more clear to those inside.
I think I'll need Kefka's head though. You know, to price we killed him.
>tfw having a spy and assassin would be the most useful thing ever
>>20248>>20247I can do that.
>Torc grabs a book for notes and head dto the library for research>>20250Torc has a staff of transmutilation
>>20252Nice
>bread be slower than a retarded 4 year old >>20260Can you make me a cyber-bear mount?
>>20255I could stop off there and see if tracy doesn't want to.
What was the name of Korak's camo-cloak? I'm trying to figure out how to use it in combat.
>>20265Was it the cloak of elvenkind?
>>20266Idk, possibly.
I'm trying to type-up the second rough draft for my character sheet.
>>20267What did the cloak do i could maybe tell you the name.
>>20268I know it granted partial concealment that increased as long as it was used. GM said if used correctly it could allow the user to perform sneak attacks while observed. I thought it could have some great synergy with the nightmare's smoke, in deadly battles.
>>20268Changes colors to suit the surrounding when desired
>>20269I'm trying to figure out how to properly perform sneak attacks with the cane-sword too: It'd be absolutely lethal if it could triple an Assassin's Death Attack.
>>20269>>20270Cloak of Elvenkind: This cloak of neutral gray cloth is indistinguishable from an ordinary cloak of the same color. However, when worn with the hood drawn up around the head, it gives the wearer a +5 competence bonus on Hide checks
Sound similar?
>>20273Id put an * next to it on your sheet untill the gm can weigh in on it.
Idk if it was ever clear if Thez took back Bob or not, but it seemed like so.
Tracy, if your assassins guild needs a client...
>>20276Actually, she may as well take it back, along with her staff of ki-striking. I thought she'd want them as soon as she got back.
*hands weapons to Thez*
>>20277Tracy never actually mentioned any guild, and it isn't even clear if there will be one, but feel free to mouth off about dipshits you don't like.
>>20279>>20035>>13733 →...Yeah, on third thought, I am going to keep those separate from the rest of the pile: that stuff looks too persal to mix with everything else.
*Moves treasure back hiding spot, leaving note for Thez to pick it up, since she already knows about the dungeon*
(Remind me to build another >RapeDungeon) >>20263Why hire people todo alchemy when Torc can do it
>>20285Good point.
Torc can craft scrolls too, cant he? The party could use a bunch of those.
Can we train homing pidgeons? That would be insanely useful
>>20289Because homing pigeons are almost insane for their ability to carry messages over miles with perfect navigation
>>20287You need the Handle Animal skill to do that, and you gotta do it one at a time (takes a week for even basic tricks). Certain NPCs could be hired to do it though.
A Ranger or a Druid would be useful for an animal-related task that big.
>>20289Hawks get distracted.
>>20291Another reason why we should track down a zigger!
>>20291For that matter, I wonder what intelligence score Ponimaru has.
>>20293It would be difficult (hippies don't even leave footprints), but with combined skills and spells one could be found potentially be found. Nightmares are natural Trackers, and Infernius can find some routs/clues using a couple divine spells.
>>20289Gonna assume yes, but ask GM.
Also I just noticed how William Wallace Torc's backstory is. I swear I wasn't even trying >>20295You called your army Wallace's Army. Yes you were
>>20294"Me am so good at tracking zigger"
>>20222So no?
>>20223Other than "look for druids"?
>>202268O
>>20230No magic creature books, but they saw you. Don't overthink it.
>>20240THANK YOU
>>20251Gear components, sure. No more mutagens. You know what, I'm just going to shut up and let you guys find out what happens when you do stuff.
>>20265Cloak (see robe) of scintilating colors
>>20284Oh quit your whining, Thez and Torcuil are the only ones who can even get IN, and Thez is the only one (aside from the whole ant colony,... you don't seem to mind THEM knowing) who knows where it is.
>>20286Scribe Scroll feat to do it independently. He can do it without the feat using the tools in the Library.
>>20287Or you could inquire around the Port,....
Since you're all familiar with Feats, I'll take this time to point out that any crafting or fabricating feat that a player doesn't have can be bypassed by a device in the Tower. Remember all those machines I mentioned? That is what they do, that is what they are for. No, they can't be removed.
>>20301Some magic items require spells, do you necessarily need to know those spells, or can you use scrolls or the assistance of another character?
>>20299>>20301Can torculi make me a cyber-bear mount?
>>20302Assistence. The devices ONLY bypass the requisite 'craft' feat, NOT the essential components.
>>20303By all means, try.