NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>20019
Careful. That's a legitimate sexual position, with just a little clothing removed
"Well... I have to say I'm a little worried too"
*contemplates pulling pants down, or going into the other room*
I mean, if you need to go, then you can go. I only slept three hours last night anyways
>>20018
"She deserved it. No Jew blood cravings"
Careful. That's a legitimate sexual position, with just a little clothing removed
"Well... I have to say I'm a little worried too"
*contemplates pulling pants down, or going into the other room*
I mean, if you need to go, then you can go. I only slept three hours last night anyways
>>20018
"She deserved it. No Jew blood cravings"
>hears roach again
I swear to god if I wake up sleeping with a roach again I will not hesitate to kill myself
See you faggots l8r
I swear to god if I wake up sleeping with a roach again I will not hesitate to kill myself
See you faggots l8r
>>19884
Did you for the bracers?
>>19896
<beat beat beat beat beat beat beat>
"DON'T you DARE sell them!"
>>19904
Meh, that's more about attracting and hiring followers. The party has a whole Port full of options. Still need Leadership tho.
>>19936
"I can do that!" Thez is better at stealth anyway Xp
>>19969
>map
Did you for the bracers?
>>19896
<beat beat beat beat beat beat beat>
"DON'T you DARE sell them!"
>>19904
Meh, that's more about attracting and hiring followers. The party has a whole Port full of options. Still need Leadership tho.
>>19936
"I can do that!" Thez is better at stealth anyway Xp
>>19969
>map
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>>20037
I, Tracy's faggot, was hoping to start an underground national transequinist movement among horses on the continent in the future, but for that I'll need the powers of a druid and maybe even a sorcerer to Awaken, empower, and augment the horses.
I, Tracy's faggot, was hoping to start an underground national transequinist movement among horses on the continent in the future, but for that I'll need the powers of a druid and maybe even a sorcerer to Awaken, empower, and augment the horses.
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>>20040
I was thinking to just train them one at a time with the Handle Animal skill, buy them, or Intimidate them. The goal isn't nearly as much to gain cohorts as it is to fill the world with more intelligent, magical horses or monsters.
I actually had the skeleton of this idea a while ago, before Tracy even actually transformed; when I read on some fansite that nightmares were created unnaturally by subjecting Pegasi to gruesome, dark rituals that corrupted their blood and caused them to cast away their noble nature and become their own breed in Shadowfell. Nightmares were one of my favorite creatures even before I played this game (I'd never played D&D before, but I was always interested in fantasy monsters), so I gladly sprang at the opportunity to turn Tracy into one (she already has most of the behavioral characteristics anyway); I'm glad GM gave me the chance to play her as one, especially since it fits so well with the Ghost rider Theme.
I was thinking to just train them one at a time with the Handle Animal skill, buy them, or Intimidate them. The goal isn't nearly as much to gain cohorts as it is to fill the world with more intelligent, magical horses or monsters.
I actually had the skeleton of this idea a while ago, before Tracy even actually transformed; when I read on some fansite that nightmares were created unnaturally by subjecting Pegasi to gruesome, dark rituals that corrupted their blood and caused them to cast away their noble nature and become their own breed in Shadowfell. Nightmares were one of my favorite creatures even before I played this game (I'd never played D&D before, but I was always interested in fantasy monsters), so I gladly sprang at the opportunity to turn Tracy into one (she already has most of the behavioral characteristics anyway); I'm glad GM gave me the chance to play her as one, especially since it fits so well with the Ghost rider Theme.
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>How the rest of the site sees us
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>>20049
Awaken isn't an unpleasant augmentation, and idk if I'll ever be able to actually mutate other horses.
Awaken isn't an unpleasant augmentation, and idk if I'll ever be able to actually mutate other horses.
>>20056
THIS
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I must recruit Nordfilly
>>20057
Welp, if you don't want the additional 8 hit die, the +4 strength, the ability to command other horses and ponies, the access to an entire list of spells, the improved saving throws, the improved speed, the improved evasion, the +10 natural armor, or the probably improved spell resistance that come from being a Paladin's mount, then I guess that's okay
THIS
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I must recruit Nordfilly
>>20057
Welp, if you don't want the additional 8 hit die, the +4 strength, the ability to command other horses and ponies, the access to an entire list of spells, the improved saving throws, the improved speed, the improved evasion, the +10 natural armor, or the probably improved spell resistance that come from being a Paladin's mount, then I guess that's okay
>>20059
I thought the reason you turned her down was because Paladin's can only have Lawful Good cohorts?
I thought the reason you turned her down was because Paladin's can only have Lawful Good cohorts?
Did Thez take back Bob btw?
>>20060
The Paladin rules don't per se forbid having evil aligned cohorts, but it does require all relations with such to be justified by necessity. I have no idea about mounts.
But story wise, that is essentially the reason. Holy hell it would look bad if Trumpaladin had a mount who was going around murdering random people. Also it would be bad.
The Paladin rules don't per se forbid having evil aligned cohorts, but it does require all relations with such to be justified by necessity. I have no idea about mounts.
But story wise, that is essentially the reason. Holy hell it would look bad if Trumpaladin had a mount who was going around murdering random people. Also it would be bad.
>>20063
GM, can Torc learn summoning?
I'm considering carving myself a 20d barrel die. Am I to far gone?
GM, can Torc learn summoning?
I'm considering carving myself a 20d barrel die. Am I to far gone?
>>20064
I'll check out Trollestia's grove and the mountains beyond there forth. Hippies like them are always leaving magic signs all over the place to lead new animal "friends" towards their hang-out zones.
I'll check out Trollestia's grove and the mountains beyond there forth. Hippies like them are always leaving magic signs all over the place to lead new animal "friends" towards their hang-out zones.
>>20065
Again, why that "How to play an evil character" vid was so appropriate
>>20064
Not ziggers (although Zecora is SO a druid), but more "mountain-man" meets,... well Fluttershy
>>20066
Barrel die? Like for cutting screws? Yes, summoning is just one of the spells, the type of summon determined by the spell level one uses.
Again, why that "How to play an evil character" vid was so appropriate
>>20064
Not ziggers (although Zecora is SO a druid), but more "mountain-man" meets,... well Fluttershy
>>20066
Barrel die? Like for cutting screws? Yes, summoning is just one of the spells, the type of summon determined by the spell level one uses.
>>20068
Um... I didn't actually watch that video...
I want to RP that morning waking up with Slovenia in the meadow eventually though, when I have time
Um... I didn't actually watch that video...
I want to RP that morning waking up with Slovenia in the meadow eventually though, when I have time
>>20065
That's what disguise, stealth and bluff are for: it wouldn't be much of an Assassination if everyone knew about it.
GM, how many more levels in Assassin do I need to cast Control Shape? I'm not exactly sure how "known spells" work.
That's what disguise, stealth and bluff are for: it wouldn't be much of an Assassination if everyone knew about it.
GM, how many more levels in Assassin do I need to cast Control Shape? I'm not exactly sure how "known spells" work.
https://youtu.be/e-0hgP1tNH8
I recommend these videos at 1.25 speed, the guy is a little TOO "DM" in his presentation
I recommend these videos at 1.25 speed, the guy is a little TOO "DM" in his presentation
>>20070
>assuming nothing will ever be witnessed, nothing ever discovered, no on will ever investigate, rumors will never spread, nothing will ever be deduced, or bob never tells Thez who tells Inferius
One of these days, you will roll a 1. And when you do, you better be ready to explain under what bizzare moral framework your actions were justified. You know Inferius is now sherif and Inquisitor.
>assuming nothing will ever be witnessed, nothing ever discovered, no on will ever investigate, rumors will never spread, nothing will ever be deduced, or bob never tells Thez who tells Inferius
One of these days, you will roll a 1. And when you do, you better be ready to explain under what bizzare moral framework your actions were justified. You know Inferius is now sherif and Inquisitor.
>>20074
Give the hippies a few minutes to reconsider first though. It'll be a pain and a half to find another one (they live in the woods after all, and I don't get the Survival check bonus a nightmare normally gets)
>inb4, we find one 3 years into his freaking Vow of Silence
>>20075
Either is good, although what you just mentioned sounds better.
Give the hippies a few minutes to reconsider first though. It'll be a pain and a half to find another one (they live in the woods after all, and I don't get the Survival check bonus a nightmare normally gets)
>inb4, we find one 3 years into his freaking Vow of Silence
>>20075
Either is good, although what you just mentioned sounds better.
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