NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
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>>20016*gentle humping*
>>20017:.. I'm just worried, I guess... about our family.."
And her faggot is ready to kick the bucket if he doesn't get some serious rest >>20019Careful. That's a legitimate sexual position, with just a little clothing removed
"Well... I have to say I'm a little worried too"
*contemplates pulling pants down, or going into the other room*
I mean, if you need to go, then you can go. I only slept three hours last night anyways>>20018"She deserved it. No Jew blood cravings"
>hears roach again
I swear to god if I wake up sleeping with a roach again I will not hesitate to kill myself
See you faggots l8r
>>20029>rape>Asking permissionYou're a married couple. Go for it.
*passes out* >>20031>>20030"I have to go everyone... except Tracy"
*runs off into other room, still carrying pony around waist.*
*Lowers pants*
*humps pony, not at all gently*
>>19884Did you for the bracers?
>>19896<beat beat beat beat beat beat beat>"DON'T you DARE sell them!"
>>19904Meh, that's more about attracting and hiring followers. The party has a whole Port full of options. Still need Leadership tho.
>>19936"I can do that!"
Thez is better at stealth anyway Xp>>19969>map >>19896>>20035See, this is one of the reasons why I wanted to keep Thez's gems separate.
*Divides Thez's loot from the rest of the hoard*
>>20035Could it be possible to hire a druid at some point in the future?
>>20032>This would have been the first time he would look into her eyes while making love>>20035>Thez doing Tracy's job better than TracyThat's missing the point. Tracy was showing interest in the activities of the group
>>20037I, Tracy's faggot, was hoping to start an underground national transequinist movement among horses on the continent in the future, but for that I'll need the powers of a druid and maybe even a sorcerer to Awaken, empower, and augment the horses.
>>20039It'd be easier if you had the power to command horses
>>20040I was thinking to just train them one at a time with the Handle Animal skill, buy them, or Intimidate them. The goal isn't nearly as much to gain cohorts as it is to fill the world with more intelligent, magical horses
or monsters.I actually had the skeleton of this idea a while ago, before Tracy even actually transformed; when I read on some fansite that nightmares were created unnaturally by subjecting Pegasi to gruesome, dark rituals that corrupted their blood and caused them to cast away their noble nature and become their own breed in Shadowfell. Nightmares were one of my favorite creatures even before I played this game (I'd never played D&D before, but I was always interested in fantasy monsters), so I gladly sprang at the opportunity to turn Tracy into one (she already has most of the behavioral characteristics anyway); I'm glad GM gave me the chance to play her as one, especially since it fits so well with the Ghost rider Theme.
>>20037"One doesn't 'hire' a druid in my experience, one performs an exceptional service to them to which they are indebted."
>>20038I know, she was feeling left out cuz everyone was asleep. 'Morning, btw.
>How the rest of the site sees us
>>20042It's still a lot easier to capture horses and then perform unpleasant augmentations on them if you can command horses and other equines to come to you, to stop moving, and to assume a prone position.
Reeee! Just be nice to Flashy so he can Mount you>>20048Are you sure that's the right pic?
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>>20049You couldn't have spoilered? Didn't you read the thread OP?
>>20046Are their any helpless druids in distress who need the assistance of a friendly animal?
>>20049Awaken isn't an unpleasant augmentation, and idk if I'll ever be able to actually mutate other horses.
>>20056THIS
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I must recruit Nordfilly
>>20057Welp, if you don't want the additional 8 hit die, the +4 strength, the ability to command other horses and ponies, the access to an entire list of spells, the improved saving throws, the improved speed, the improved evasion, the +10 natural armor, or the probably improved spell resistance that come from being a Paladin's mount, then I guess that's okay
>>20059I thought the reason you turned her down was because Paladin's can only have Lawful Good cohorts?
Did Thez take back Bob btw?
>>20054If there are, you won't find them on Facebook, or posting notices in town.
>>20054go innawoods thats where they hang out usally or the mountains. filthy ziggers
>>20060The Paladin rules don't per se forbid having evil aligned cohorts, but it does require all relations with such to be justified by necessity. I have no idea about mounts.
But story wise, that is essentially the reason. Holy hell it would look bad if Trumpaladin had a mount who was going around murdering random people. Also it would be bad.
>>20063GM, can Torc learn summoning?
I'm considering carving myself a 20d barrel die. Am I to far gone? >>20064I'll check out Trollestia's grove and the mountains beyond there forth. Hippies like them are always leaving magic signs all over the place to lead new animal "friends" towards their hang-out zones.
>>20065Again, why that "How to play an evil character" vid was so appropriate
>>20064Not ziggers (although Zecora is SO a druid), but more "mountain-man" meets,... well Fluttershy
>>20066Barrel die? Like for cutting screws? Yes, summoning is just one of the spells, the type of summon determined by the spell level one uses.
>>20068Um... I didn't actually watch that video...
I want to RP that morning waking up with Slovenia in the meadow eventually though, when I have time
>>20065That's what disguise, stealth and bluff are for: it wouldn't be much of an Assassination if everyone knew about it.
GM, how many more levels in Assassin do I need to cast Control Shape? I'm not exactly sure how "known spells" work.
https://youtu.be/e-0hgP1tNH8I recommend these videos at 1.25 speed, the guy is a little TOO "DM" in his presentation
>>20067i come with me good at tracking ziggers.
>>20072Don't exterminate my hires.
Wait until they refuse the favors.
>>20073"no kill unless they say no, me got it"
>>20073>hiresI thought you were going more for apprentices/acolytes
>>20068Barrel dice
That works, time to read some mythology for creatures
>>20076I had never seen those before,... but they're sexy
>>20070>assuming nothing will ever be witnessed, nothing ever discovered, no on will ever investigate, rumors will never spread, nothing will ever be deduced, or bob never tells Thez who tells InferiusOne of these days, you will roll a 1. And when you do, you better be ready to explain under what bizzare moral framework your actions were justified. You know Inferius is now sherif and Inquisitor.
>>20074Give the hippies a few minutes to reconsider first though. It'll be a pain and a half to find another one (they live in the woods after all, and I don't get the Survival check bonus a nightmare normally gets)
>inb4, we find one 3 years into his freaking Vow of Silence>>20075Either is good, although what you just mentioned sounds better.