NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
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>>20304I was planning on returning her to thez.
>>20306Well, she's awake now.
"Another consequence of being 'normal' again,... this whole 'being tired' and 'having to sleep' thing.
>>20308D-does she have bed hair?
>>20308Reminder that I am waking up next to Slovenia
>>20309No, it's in a long braid now.
>>20310>has been reminded Also, her hair is a deep-red/burgandy now (again,... it was before but that was a long time before you met)
>>20311"Hey ana me have something for you."
>>20296I actually wasn't, besides sounds better than Roberts Army>>20299Uh, Torc can get in where?
Also, how I get a feat?
>>20305It doesn't bypass epic feats, does it?
>>20312And you said her skin was gray, right?
(just want to know, in case I find the motivation to meme). >>20313Don't give her up until we know you have a replacement. You'll probably need her
>>20317>too late too deleteMY SCRUFFY POWERS KNOWS NO SUCH THING AS "TOO LATE"
>>20318"Giving her back is right thing."
Can your scruffy powers wipe my mind?
>>20319They can remove the product of your mind from the board
>>20319"She was given to you for a reason - so that you may use her our our continuing crusade"
>>20313"Oh?"
>>20314Depends on the feat
>>20315No it doesn't bypass epic feats.
She has grey skin (like wet concrete), burgundy hair, and is now wearing a simple set of dark fighting robes (think Darth Maul)
>>20320Yeah, she wants you to have it. Besides, she has other things in mind.
>>20305Can special abilities and spell-like function as spells for crafting? As in, can Tracy use her Etherrealness and Astral Projection to craft certain items that could duplicate those abilities for others?
>>20323No. Only spell-like abilities that can be used on or to affect others.
... by that I mean, to place an effect on someone else, not to include them in the effect you're placing on yourself.
>>20321*takes off sleeves and belt*
"Do You want these back ana?, also me have surprise later"
I can't figure this out for the life of me, how do an Assassin's known Spells work?
>>20327Those things come off?
Don't take off the regen stone before knowing.
>>20327"Stahp. You need those. And I need you"
>>20329Thez pulled the regen stone out of my stomach, and she gave me a ring that does it.
>>20327Uhm,... if you're taking the sleeves off, you'll want to go to the entertron,... ever removed a few dozen deeply-embedded knives? Lots of blood,.... I'll assume that happened 'off camera'.
"If you don't want them anymore, I suppose I'll take them back," she seems disappointed. "What kind of surprise?"
>>20328Spells are gained by,... well it doesn't have any particular requirements, but it wouldn't make sense for an assassin to gain/learn spells the same way mages do,... so I'll just assume assassin spells (limited that they are) are more like sorcerer's spells in that they respond to an innate desire to achieve an effect.
>>20332"No no me love the sleves they make me strong, me was just wondering since no more devil powers if you wanted sleeves back. It wouldn't be a surprise if me told you would it?"*sticks out tounge playfully*
>>20334"Fair point. Still, I've got more then enough techniques and abilities. Besides, those have some,... unpleasant memories attached to them for me. On you they're quite fetching." ^_~
>>20333.....
I don't follow...To go to the root of my question, what's the scope of Tracy's spellcasting abilities right now?
I want to know, because I'd like to craft some items.
>>20335Thats the same as my books, which while saying how many/what spells, it doesn't say whether its a "gain spells by reading/interpreting", or whether you need a spellbook or what-not.
>>20337Okay, what sort of items?
Oh wait, I missed the bit about "just like a bard does"
Okay yeah, you just 'get them' essentially.
>>20338>what sort of items?I need to check again to see what spells my character has access too..
>>20336"Okay if you're sure ill go put them back on, me think your hair look beautiful by the way"
Do the arms talk gm?
Okay, spellcrafting feat. How get?
I fucking hate technical support
>>20344You forgot the indian I can't understand whom can't understand me
>>20342How about we assume you never took them off and were conversating, for sake of brevity? I mean you can go through the whole "getting eaten and fighting them" bit again if you REALLY want,....
In a meta-sense, Thez is transitioning from a story-driving character (relating to past context and the surrounding world) into a support/admin character (helping to support and develop the resources and abilities of the Port and the factions within it). She's still available to whup ass at a moment's notice, but beyond the needs of the party, she doesn't want to watch the city burn again, nor risk the lives of innocents at the hands of nefarious forces, especially with the party looking to side-quest.
I'm gonna bake a new bread here in a moment. Standby
Spells she has so far:
>disguise self, detect poison, feather fall, ghost sound, jump, obscuring mist, sleep, true strike.
>cause fear, corrupt weapon, cure light wounds, doom, inflict light wounds, magic weapon, summon monster I*.
>bull’s strength, cure moderate wounds, darkness, death knell, eagle’s splendor, inflict moderate wounds, shatter, summon monster II*.