NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>19239
Yes, yes you do.
A grey-skinned hand emerges from Yesturday's abdomen with a sickening tearing sound, spilling blood everywhere. As he screams in pain, another hand emerges, and amidst his continuing scream, Thez climbs her way out of him, ripping and tearing until he's nothing more than a discarded shell of flesh, bone, sinew, and lots and lots of blood.
"I like an occasional blood-bath, but how the hell did I wind up in THERE?"
Yes, yes you do.
A grey-skinned hand emerges from Yesturday's abdomen with a sickening tearing sound, spilling blood everywhere. As he screams in pain, another hand emerges, and amidst his continuing scream, Thez climbs her way out of him, ripping and tearing until he's nothing more than a discarded shell of flesh, bone, sinew, and lots and lots of blood.
"I like an occasional blood-bath, but how the hell did I wind up in THERE?"
>>19247
"Wait a sec!" Thez runs over and removes the head. "A face is a terrible thing to waste!" she says, cewing chunks off and eating it. "You know, this was much tastier when I was a devil."
"Wait a sec!" Thez runs over and removes the head. "A face is a terrible thing to waste!" she says, cewing chunks off and eating it. "You know, this was much tastier when I was a devil."
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Didn't see new thread made
>Soros made me post those in the other nut
"Hug?"
>Soros made me post those in the other nut
"Hug?"
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>>19275
>implying asking a question is the same as wrestling her on the ground and cursing her until she picks a name
>implying asking a question is the same as wrestling her on the ground and cursing her until she picks a name
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>>19146 →
>Considering all the sessions, time-skips, and activity, I'd say that the party has been in this world for around 4 months give-or-take. Fug, I'm gonna have to factor seasons and geographic temperature variances.
Ah, shoot. I forgot I need to apply gestation progression to my character flowcharts too...
>Considering all the sessions, time-skips, and activity, I'd say that the party has been in this world for around 4 months give-or-take. Fug, I'm gonna have to factor seasons and geographic temperature variances.
Ah, shoot. I forgot I need to apply gestation progression to my character flowcharts too...
>>19289
How you play Tracy: flowcharts and Calculators
How I play Torcuil: lol what happens if I nuke the fucker.
How you play Tracy: flowcharts and Calculators
How I play Torcuil: lol what happens if I nuke the fucker.
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>>19301
Sorry about that. Lenos could, but he wouldn't without a serious motivation. I mean he might make 1 uber knife, but not hundreds of basic ones, let alone hundreds of uber ones.
Sorry about that. Lenos could, but he wouldn't without a serious motivation. I mean he might make 1 uber knife, but not hundreds of basic ones, let alone hundreds of uber ones.
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Found this and thought it could be relevent
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_medieval_weapons
http://www.medievalwarfare.info/weapons.htm
I fucking love medieval weaponry
http://www.medievalwarfare.info/weapons.htm
I fucking love medieval weaponry
>>19323
Generally no
Per other weapons lists and categories, of course they exist and can be referenced (I have a 2-part encyclopedia of my own), but THAT picture list appears to be D&D canon, which means there's pre-existing rules and outlines for all of them! Muhuhahaha!
>>19314
I'm pretty sure its... asian!
Generally no
Per other weapons lists and categories, of course they exist and can be referenced (I have a 2-part encyclopedia of my own), but THAT picture list appears to be D&D canon, which means there's pre-existing rules and outlines for all of them! Muhuhahaha!
>>19314
I'm pretty sure its... asian!
>>19319
No offense taken. Besides, I should have phrased it: what does the voice in my head tell me to have her do.
No offense taken. Besides, I should have phrased it: what does the voice in my head tell me to have her do.
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Trips are banned again
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>>19341
>claims trollestia in multiple breads
Nobody cares
>claims one thing with one get
EVERY LOSES THEIR MIND
it was this thread btw
>claims trollestia in multiple breads
Nobody cares
>claims one thing with one get
EVERY LOSES THEIR MIND
it was this thread btw
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Wtf happened while I was chasing pigs?
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>dies some moar
>>19353
*Tries not to die from insanely strong arms*
*Tries to hug back*
"Aww. I love you too Inferius, I love you too"
*Tries not to die from insanely strong arms*
*Tries to hug back*
"Aww. I love you too Inferius, I love you too"
>>19355
I am not sure, I was originally thinking earthpony because I slid and fell and used to run around. But I decided I would let you all decide (or let just you decide) and write it off as not having seen a mirror. But I should know. We can make it a pegasus like Scootaloo that can't fly just yet.
>problem is that it is ups and downs to all choices
I am not sure, I was originally thinking earthpony because I slid and fell and used to run around. But I decided I would let you all decide (or let just you decide) and write it off as not having seen a mirror. But I should know. We can make it a pegasus like Scootaloo that can't fly just yet.
>problem is that it is ups and downs to all choices
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>>19358
Well, when I first rolled up your stats (which are open to negotiation and modification, they haven't really played any roll yet) I had Pegasus in mind (since earth ponies would tend to have more strength, though bards aren't known for their strength in any case), and being as though everyone can fly more or less, its not a bad idea. Admittedly, with the way certain anons keep fighting over the filly, I don't think she'll have any trouble getting from point A to point B.
Well, when I first rolled up your stats (which are open to negotiation and modification, they haven't really played any roll yet) I had Pegasus in mind (since earth ponies would tend to have more strength, though bards aren't known for their strength in any case), and being as though everyone can fly more or less, its not a bad idea. Admittedly, with the way certain anons keep fighting over the filly, I don't think she'll have any trouble getting from point A to point B.
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>mfw I just realized that Thez can neither fly NOR cast airwalk anymore
y live?
she can still <whooof> tho
y live?
she can still <whooof> tho
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>>19374
Good point,... although I did make it permanent the last time it was cast, so unless its dispelled I suppose its still active
Good point,... although I did make it permanent the last time it was cast, so unless its dispelled I suppose its still active
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>Tay is legitimately the best fit parent in the group
(sorry, the fact that the guy in the "How to be an Evil character" vid literally mentioned eating faces gave me an ego boost)
>>19388
"Then why are you standing in the way of those who are?"
>>19389
"You're disqualified"
>>19390
"If you have to tell yourself and others that, it means you can't quit any time you want"
>>19393
"If you mean that with honesty and sincerity, then I will back off.
Also you should probably watch Tay. She knows what she's doing"
>>19394
"I agree"
"Then why are you standing in the way of those who are?"
>>19389
"You're disqualified"
>>19390
"If you have to tell yourself and others that, it means you can't quit any time you want"
>>19393
"If you mean that with honesty and sincerity, then I will back off.
Also you should probably watch Tay. She knows what she's doing"
>>19394
"I agree"
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>>19397
I have been wanting to say for so long, if someone challenges whether Trumpaladin can have multiple marriages at the same time, "you're just like that damned judge in San Antonio"
I have been wanting to say for so long, if someone challenges whether Trumpaladin can have multiple marriages at the same time, "you're just like that damned judge in San Antonio"
>>19395
>Song of Victory
Not sure the effects, but I'll think of them.
You know, I far prefer to allow for 'homebrew' songs rather than homebrew spells. FAR better for memes IMO
>Song of Victory
Not sure the effects, but I'll think of them.
You know, I far prefer to allow for 'homebrew' songs rather than homebrew spells. FAR better for memes IMO
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>>19412
Just consider the exchange as never occurring. How the hell does your math work anyways? And are there any outcomes from any exchanges that are better than the starting position, or is everything always lose-lose?
Just consider the exchange as never occurring. How the hell does your math work anyways? And are there any outcomes from any exchanges that are better than the starting position, or is everything always lose-lose?
Hot damn! She's got more HP than she did before! I should nerf her more often!
>>19416
I stepped away. What did you post?
I stepped away. What did you post?
>>19412
>>>/test/
>>>/test/
Well THAT was some creepy shit
You know what I'm talking about, and if you don't, pay me no mind
You know what I'm talking about, and if you don't, pay me no mind
>>19430
There's no Game, it's just constant degeneration that ends in murder. Is there even a winning move?
There's no Game, it's just constant degeneration that ends in murder. Is there even a winning move?
>>19431
I'm not sure myself, and I was in the process of posting so I closed it too quickly. I don't know if I was rebuked or applauded.
I'm not sure myself, and I was in the process of posting so I closed it too quickly. I don't know if I was rebuked or applauded.
>>19433
>winning move?
It's much, much, much, much more complicated than that. Matters what you mean by "winning".
>winning move?
It's much, much, much, much more complicated than that. Matters what you mean by "winning".
>>19436
Murder is always on the table if you fuck up badly enough, but I've been using up all of my creative points to nerf the kill switch because I want to keep playing.
Murder is always on the table if you fuck up badly enough, but I've been using up all of my creative points to nerf the kill switch because I want to keep playing.
>>19440
It's so complex that even I can't predict an outcome ahead of time. Focusing on planning the wedding is something that could empty potentially a couple negative pools.
It's so complex that even I can't predict an outcome ahead of time. Focusing on planning the wedding is something that could empty potentially a couple negative pools.
>>19445
I'll be ready when she's not a hopeless psycho murderer who lacks even Hannibal Lector's level of mental stability and sociability
I'll be ready when she's not a hopeless psycho murderer who lacks even Hannibal Lector's level of mental stability and sociability
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I am going to make some food, be nice while I am away.
>is having deja vu
For not the first time, I am consciously aware of how the goings-on in this thread are a microscopic representation of macroscopic activity in and around the board.
For not the first time, I am consciously aware of how the goings-on in this thread are a microscopic representation of macroscopic activity in and around the board.
>>19464
Nah m8. A serial killer won't kill more than 3 people per month, with a significant "cooling period" between each kill, during which the killer returns to "normalcy". Tracy is closer to a spree killer.
Nah m8. A serial killer won't kill more than 3 people per month, with a significant "cooling period" between each kill, during which the killer returns to "normalcy". Tracy is closer to a spree killer.
>>19475
What I'm saying is, serial killers don't actually kill very often, and have a prolonged period between each single kill. Tracy kills whenever she wants, which is often.
>American tradition
Wat?
What I'm saying is, serial killers don't actually kill very often, and have a prolonged period between each single kill. Tracy kills whenever she wants, which is often.
>American tradition
Wat?
>>19476
The definition of a serial killer is three or more kills in two or more separate incidents. Tracy probably meets that definition. The fact remains that if she wants a husbando, she's got to prove she's waifu material
The definition of a serial killer is three or more kills in two or more separate incidents. Tracy probably meets that definition. The fact remains that if she wants a husbando, she's got to prove she's waifu material
>>19483
Woah, woah, woah! Don't give her any spooky shit that could affect the development of her fetus.
Woah, woah, woah! Don't give her any spooky shit that could affect the development of her fetus.
>>19487
Last time she ate it, it regenerated her womb.
GM already said she couldn't get moar powers though...
Last time she ate it, it regenerated her womb.
GM already said she couldn't get moar powers though...
>>19489
And caused her personality to degenerate into something substantially less waifu grade than before
And caused her personality to degenerate into something substantially less waifu grade than before
>>19494
If you're doing it all for entertainment, then why do you keep saying "it's locked by math," but have a set of math that causes her to not get along with characters of different alignment, when it can be slightly readjusted to do mostly the same, but not cause problems?
If you're doing it all for entertainment, then why do you keep saying "it's locked by math," but have a set of math that causes her to not get along with characters of different alignment, when it can be slightly readjusted to do mostly the same, but not cause problems?
>>19500
Well, I could try to explain the degrees of freedom I leave myself, but it wouldn't be easy.
I'm turning in for the night.
Well, I could try to explain the degrees of freedom I leave myself, but it wouldn't be easy.
I'm turning in for the night.
>>19514
The child is the literal rape offspring of a meglomaniacal, paranoid tyrant fueled by lust for power (and, well, normal lust), and a psychopathic, serial-killing, anthrophagic, Nihilistic madmare fueled only by lust for destruction (and also normal lust), who is was able to be concieved because the mother ingested the blood of a Jewish Arch-Demon and took part of it's DNA. The child will be born into a household of constant infighting and probably domestic violence, splitting time between an assassin's guild and conquest of new lands/hunting down traitors.
Like I don't see how you could possibly make it more obvious that this individual will not turn out well
The child is the literal rape offspring of a meglomaniacal, paranoid tyrant fueled by lust for power (and, well, normal lust), and a psychopathic, serial-killing, anthrophagic, Nihilistic madmare fueled only by lust for destruction (and also normal lust), who is was able to be concieved because the mother ingested the blood of a Jewish Arch-Demon and took part of it's DNA. The child will be born into a household of constant infighting and probably domestic violence, splitting time between an assassin's guild and conquest of new lands/hunting down traitors.
Like I don't see how you could possibly make it more obvious that this individual will not turn out well
>>19523
I do not see how that will be possible under the circumstances. Why do you think I asked Tay?
I do not see how that will be possible under the circumstances. Why do you think I asked Tay?
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>>19535
That's off the table!
>>19536
"No, do you not see! I want the child to live. To thrive. To be loved. To live happily. To be a positive force in the world. But in some rocky soils only the vicious plants can grow. The odds are extremely against the poor child. The child needs more than he will get to avoid becoming his parents."
That's off the table!
>>19536
"No, do you not see! I want the child to live. To thrive. To be loved. To live happily. To be a positive force in the world. But in some rocky soils only the vicious plants can grow. The odds are extremely against the poor child. The child needs more than he will get to avoid becoming his parents."
>>19538
Tracy is willing to love her foal with all her being: it's the only thing in life she ever wanted.
She said from the beginning that her goal was to retire to a peaceful life in the rural West of Equestria, but that plan can be accommodated to this world and necessary elements of plot.
Regardless of circumstances, the roll of a family is to provide unconditional love. It shouldn't matter what the foal is born as, because it'd still be their child.
*Goes to bed for the third time*
Tracy is willing to love her foal with all her being: it's the only thing in life she ever wanted.
She said from the beginning that her goal was to retire to a peaceful life in the rural West of Equestria, but that plan can be accommodated to this world and necessary elements of plot.
Regardless of circumstances, the roll of a family is to provide unconditional love. It shouldn't matter what the foal is born as, because it'd still be their child.
*Goes to bed for the third time*
>>19546
"And if after our great struggle, after all we do, when we die it's handed over to more powerful version of Soros or Kefka, will that have made our efforts meaningful?"
"And if after our great struggle, after all we do, when we die it's handed over to more powerful version of Soros or Kefka, will that have made our efforts meaningful?"
>>19541
Paladins don't kill babies, m8. Even if it's"necessary", it's simply not his place to do, as a Paladin and as a parent. Fratricide will do a lot more than take away Trumpaladin's powers.
I need sleep...
Paladins don't kill babies, m8. Even if it's"necessary", it's simply not his place to do, as a Paladin and as a parent. Fratricide will do a lot more than take away Trumpaladin's powers.
I need sleep...
>>19548
"theres always a kefka everywhere you go we can never escape thats all it is to it, but if we just give up then they win and billions die."
"theres always a kefka everywhere you go we can never escape thats all it is to it, but if we just give up then they win and billions die."
>>19550
"Tracy, you've had a long two lives as the element of unoriginality. But you need to learn to do something even more unoriginal: Become a mother"
\r
"Tracy, you've had a long two lives as the element of unoriginality. But you need to learn to do something even more unoriginal: Become a mother"
\r
>>19560
"we did stop it you dense motherfucker, change your childs oulook on life when they are born."
"we did stop it you dense motherfucker, change your childs oulook on life when they are born."
>>19566
"REEEEEEE your the father you have control of tracy and soon you will have control over your child"
"REEEEEEE your the father you have control of tracy and soon you will have control over your child"
>>19568
"DONT GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT YOU 1V1d A GIANT FUCKING LIZARD THAT KILLS EVERTHING IT TOUCHES USALLY"
"DONT GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT YOU 1V1d A GIANT FUCKING LIZARD THAT KILLS EVERTHING IT TOUCHES USALLY"
>>19569
"No I don't. I can't even stop her from trying to eat Soros's Jew heart and claim his Jew powers by augmenting herself (and any child inside her) into an Arch-Jew"
"No I don't. I can't even stop her from trying to eat Soros's Jew heart and claim his Jew powers by augmenting herself (and any child inside her) into an Arch-Jew"
>>19568
>I can't save him
You're a Paladin: be braver than that.
I can't believe I'm arguing about the obvious vice of killing babies on the gaming section of a right-wing politics board, this late at night.
*Goes back to bed*
>I can't save him
You're a Paladin: be braver than that.
I can't believe I'm arguing about the obvious vice of killing babies on the gaming section of a right-wing politics board, this late at night.
*Goes back to bed*
>>19573
*a tear runs down*
"Inferius, there is no way I can save him, save her, with you and Tourcil against me"
*a tear runs down*
"Inferius, there is no way I can save him, save her, with you and Tourcil against me"
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>>19585
"Well... Most women don't try to capture the souls of defeated enemies. Or drink the blood from a severed head in front of crowds. Or try to develop a reputation "that will make all tremble." Or immediately try to start eating a dead dinosaur. I'm not seeing any real signs of improvement on her end, and that's the worst thing"
>>19585
"Well... Most women don't try to capture the souls of defeated enemies. Or drink the blood from a severed head in front of crowds. Or try to develop a reputation "that will make all tremble." Or immediately try to start eating a dead dinosaur. I'm not seeing any real signs of improvement on her end, and that's the worst thing"
>>19592
>killing babies is always wrong.
Give Gems you kike!
>It's just the pregnancy cravings
Kek. But leave the Jew blood alone. That's worse than alcohol
>killing babies is always wrong.
Give Gems you kike!
>It's just the pregnancy cravings
Kek. But leave the Jew blood alone. That's worse than alcohol
>>19594
The gems are being saved for a house and her foal's college fund; you're not short on shekels anyway. You'll have them when you genuinely need them.
Jew blood is a good point I guess... But reminder, she's a nightmare: fiendish creatures are part of her natural diet.
The gems are being saved for a house and her foal's college fund; you're not short on shekels anyway. You'll have them when you genuinely need them.
Jew blood is a good point I guess... But reminder, she's a nightmare: fiendish creatures are part of her natural diet.
>>19599
>Not short on shekels
Just because we have possession of the jew gold does not mean we have ownership. The gems, by contrast, are ours
>The gems are being saved for a house and her foal's college fund
We need them to invest in the Kid's future now.
> fiendish creatures are part of her natural diet
But she was trying to eat it to gain augmentations, which logically would affect the foal as well because the foal parasites off of the mother's blood supply
>>19600
"She's out of control!"
>Not short on shekels
Just because we have possession of the jew gold does not mean we have ownership. The gems, by contrast, are ours
>The gems are being saved for a house and her foal's college fund
We need them to invest in the Kid's future now.
> fiendish creatures are part of her natural diet
But she was trying to eat it to gain augmentations, which logically would affect the foal as well because the foal parasites off of the mother's blood supply
>>19600
"She's out of control!"
>>19602
>eating to gain
Nah, that's just Tracy's faggot being a megalomaniac. Tracy was only eating Soros because she saw an opportunity to, and she's a predator in more ways than one
>eating to gain
Nah, that's just Tracy's faggot being a megalomaniac. Tracy was only eating Soros because she saw an opportunity to, and she's a predator in more ways than one
>>19603
College is expensive.
>we don't own the Jew gold
Money still isn't an issue as of right now, especially since Been is still raking in shekels at a steady rate.
Wait until you actually need it before you start complaining.
College is expensive.
>we don't own the Jew gold
Money still isn't an issue as of right now, especially since Been is still raking in shekels at a steady rate.
Wait until you actually need it before you start complaining.
>>19614
If money isn't an issue and there is no danger of needing the gems then why not disclose assets?
If money isn't an issue and there is no danger of needing the gems then why not disclose assets?
>>19616
Mostly, because I don't want to. The dungeon had to have something in it anyway.
I'll have her fetch it when it's needed, but until then it stays in the dungeon.
Mostly, because I don't want to. The dungeon had to have something in it anyway.
I'll have her fetch it when it's needed, but until then it stays in the dungeon.
Torc is blissfily unaware that this shit is happening, but is instead enchanting something in hhe forest
>>19627
"I DONT FUCKING CARE NEXT TIME YOU EAT SOME FUCKED UP SHIT I AM GOING TO FORCEABLE TAKE YOU DOWN!!"
"I DONT FUCKING CARE NEXT TIME YOU EAT SOME FUCKED UP SHIT I AM GOING TO FORCEABLE TAKE YOU DOWN!!"
>>19626
>kike
I'm not the one who's so concerned about a few shekels that he'll easily get when he actually needs them. It's not like I'm spending them all on junk.
The shekels will stay in the dungeon.
>kike
I'm not the one who's so concerned about a few shekels that he'll easily get when he actually needs them. It's not like I'm spending them all on junk.
The shekels will stay in the dungeon.
>>19628
She's pregnant: it's a little late for that.
Tracy needs to flesh- out her exposed ribs anyway.
She's pregnant: it's a little late for that.
Tracy needs to flesh- out her exposed ribs anyway.
Alright, enough of the Tea time (if there's a Q&A and I miss it I'll nerf every one of you). Nao.
>>19631
"Thats... not a short story. The short version is, no matter what she threw at me, I didn't die. I mentioned before: I never chose to be a devil, I chose to not die. That was how I piqued her interest."
>>19631
"Thats... not a short story. The short version is, no matter what she threw at me, I didn't die. I mentioned before: I never chose to be a devil, I chose to not die. That was how I piqued her interest."
>>19635
>Valid reason
Because I want to and I can.
The party doesn't know about it, so it's none of their concern. Best case scenario, they'll find themselves pleasantly surprised if they're short on cash.
>Valid reason
Because I want to and I can.
The party doesn't know about it, so it's none of their concern. Best case scenario, they'll find themselves pleasantly surprised if they're short on cash.
>>19637
But Tea Time is still playing
"She removed the devil... and only after you evidently pissed her off. Why?"
But Tea Time is still playing
"She removed the devil... and only after you evidently pissed her off. Why?"
>>19641
No shit, but I wanna respond timely to this. There'll b a recording, and I'll catch up later. I was mostly just shitposting anyway.
No shit, but I wanna respond timely to this. There'll b a recording, and I'll catch up later. I was mostly just shitposting anyway.
>>19644
Top fucking kek
"If you can summon the Golden Lady and have her cure Tracy and the child, it would be greatly appreciated"
Top fucking kek
"If you can summon the Golden Lady and have her cure Tracy and the child, it would be greatly appreciated"
>>19645
Call it what you like.
Wait until you actually need the treasure. Your character doesn't know about it, so it's no worth pondering about. I'll at least let you know I won't spend it all on junk.
Call it what you like.
Wait until you actually need the treasure. Your character doesn't know about it, so it's no worth pondering about. I'll at least let you know I won't spend it all on junk.
>>19650
"Tay... I don't know if you know this, but Tracy is infected with Judaism. She bacme infected when she drank George Soro's blood, and the Jew DNA bonded with hers. It's probably infected the child too. We need to find a cure. The Golden Lady I know cured Thez, so that I believe is one way
>>19651
"Because I want to and can" has now been added to my list of justifications
Actually, she did say "I have assets," it was just shaken off at the time because there was no way hell he was taking her money for that purpose. Little does he know though it's actually everyone's assets, not hers
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"Tay... I don't know if you know this, but Tracy is infected with Judaism. She bacme infected when she drank George Soro's blood, and the Jew DNA bonded with hers. It's probably infected the child too. We need to find a cure. The Golden Lady I know cured Thez, so that I believe is one way
>>19651
"Because I want to and can" has now been added to my list of justifications
Actually, she did say "I have assets," it was just shaken off at the time because there was no way hell he was taking her money for that purpose. Little does he know though it's actually everyone's assets, not hers
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Fuck it! I'm royally sick of arguing with this controlled freak.
*A bunch of shekels mysteriously appear on top of the pile of shekels in the treasure storage, as if left there by a ghost*
*A bunch of shekels mysteriously appear on top of the pile of shekels in the treasure storage, as if left there by a ghost*
>>19655
Top Fucking Kek
But that would actually cause the gems to be confused for being part of the Jew horde...
Top Fucking Kek
But that would actually cause the gems to be confused for being part of the Jew horde...
>>19623
Oh, cuz he's the only one,....
>>19628
Fat is good for preggos
>>19630
Thez raises an eyebrow. "We'll see about that."
>>19635
>wife-beater of beating wives
I'll work on it
>>19636
>>19638
These
>>19644
"I haven't asked, but I wager she was. When she was staring you down, you didn't flinch AND you blew Soros' fuggin' head off."
>>19645
Oh you're one to talk. Xp
Oh, cuz he's the only one,....
>>19628
Fat is good for preggos
>>19630
Thez raises an eyebrow. "We'll see about that."
>>19635
>wife-beater of beating wives
I'll work on it
>>19636
>>19638
These
>>19644
"I haven't asked, but I wager she was. When she was staring you down, you didn't flinch AND you blew Soros' fuggin' head off."
>>19645
Oh you're one to talk. Xp
>>19660
"She's prescient, but she tends to focus on her domain, which is the expanse between the Abyss and Hell. So, maybe."
"She's prescient, but she tends to focus on her domain, which is the expanse between the Abyss and Hell. So, maybe."
>>19663
We're just going to cure the child of the Jew blood is all. That and keep Tracy from messing up the child more
We're just going to cure the child of the Jew blood is all. That and keep Tracy from messing up the child more
>>19660
"As for who she is,... she's the archetype of the divine feminine. The source of all resolve, determination, fortitude, and perseverance. She is the the unstoppable force and the immovable object. Her names are countless, and yet unknown."
"As for who she is,... she's the archetype of the divine feminine. The source of all resolve, determination, fortitude, and perseverance. She is the the unstoppable force and the immovable object. Her names are countless, and yet unknown."
>>19665
I Think I've seen that kind of determination in a woman's expression before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XiBU8geK08
(Just listen to her voice. She sounds like she is ready to fight the whole world - and win)
>>19666
THANK YOU! That's how you use trips
I Think I've seen that kind of determination in a woman's expression before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XiBU8geK08
(Just listen to her voice. She sounds like she is ready to fight the whole world - and win)
>>19666
THANK YOU! That's how you use trips
"I could speak volumes of her, and yet my words would not be sufficient, in that they are just words. What answers can I give that will further illustrate the questions you might ask?"
>>19664
The parts of her body that regenerated with the blood would've been fiendish, meaning that Soros's blood shouldn't have an health-afflicting deformative affects on her uterus due to its monstrous metabolism. If the foal inherited any planetouched attributes, they would've been inherited genetically, and by GM having fun.
The parts of her body that regenerated with the blood would've been fiendish, meaning that Soros's blood shouldn't have an health-afflicting deformative affects on her uterus due to its monstrous metabolism. If the foal inherited any planetouched attributes, they would've been inherited genetically, and by GM having fun.
>>19674
Tracy isn't really much of a zealot in any formal sense (she just exploits divegrass for power), since Equestrians aren't exactly religious. She does feel a subtle calling..
I just think Epona deserves trips on this board, due to its nature.
Also teiflings aren't always bad. Don't be a racist bigot.
Tracy isn't really much of a zealot in any formal sense (she just exploits divegrass for power), since Equestrians aren't exactly religious. She does feel a subtle calling..
I just think Epona deserves trips on this board, due to its nature.
Also teiflings aren't always bad. Don't be a racist bigot.
>>19682
You can see where her softcore outlook on religion comes from then:
>Most powerful being in the world sits on her ass eating cake all day, while a group of ~6 mortals save the world themselves
You can see where her softcore outlook on religion comes from then:
>Most powerful being in the world sits on her ass eating cake all day, while a group of ~6 mortals save the world themselves
>>19685
Because mlpol is pretty racist. But it was established the very first session Thez was introduced, in the transformation from the soros blood, and basically every session since, that Trumpaladin is racist against infernals and extra-planars.
>>19684
>Most powerful being in the world sits on her ass eating cake all day
Wouldn't you do the same if you were a god?
Because mlpol is pretty racist. But it was established the very first session Thez was introduced, in the transformation from the soros blood, and basically every session since, that Trumpaladin is racist against infernals and extra-planars.
>>19684
>Most powerful being in the world sits on her ass eating cake all day
Wouldn't you do the same if you were a god?
Oh shart.
Tracy detaches herself from the ice cream machine and fucks off to the grove to see her friend.
Tracy's faggot goes to bed.
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Tracy detaches herself from the ice cream machine and fucks off to the grove to see her friend.
Tracy's faggot goes to bed.
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Thankfully I can delete other people's posts.
I'll ask dev team about that "password" issue, although I am still betting they will say it is browser related
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I'll ask dev team about that "password" issue, although I am still betting they will say it is browser related
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>>19710
But that's true. Tracy gets to eat buckets of sweets because she's emaciated and looks like she just escaped a gulag, while Nord Filly will destroy her teeth and become obese if she keeps eating so much candy
But that's true. Tracy gets to eat buckets of sweets because she's emaciated and looks like she just escaped a gulag, while Nord Filly will destroy her teeth and become obese if she keeps eating so much candy
>>19712
I was talking to Trumpaladin's faggot.
*Hibernates for real this time*
Don't respond, I gotta sleep.
I was talking to Trumpaladin's faggot.
*Hibernates for real this time*
Don't respond, I gotta sleep.
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>>19712
"I was paralyzed too. So was Tourcil, who, like you, was sticking up for your freedom and for Thez. But the vengeful one, and the one who wanted to poison herself and her child with Jew blood... They stayed free throughout the whole encounter. As if they live and we die because their intentions are bad and ours good. It felt poetic in a sort of way. Like Cockroaches being the only survivors of a nuclear war. It was foreboding, like a warning that for all of our efforts, the only thing that will come of our team that survives will be evil. A terrible feeling, the symbolism. God I hope that whole encounter had no larger meaning"
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"I was paralyzed too. So was Tourcil, who, like you, was sticking up for your freedom and for Thez. But the vengeful one, and the one who wanted to poison herself and her child with Jew blood... They stayed free throughout the whole encounter. As if they live and we die because their intentions are bad and ours good. It felt poetic in a sort of way. Like Cockroaches being the only survivors of a nuclear war. It was foreboding, like a warning that for all of our efforts, the only thing that will come of our team that survives will be evil. A terrible feeling, the symbolism. God I hope that whole encounter had no larger meaning"
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>>19720
"The whole end of that battle, and what happened afterwards, just made it seem like we are - I am - destined to do more harm and spread more evil than good. Made me want to quit leading the city. Like that was the only way to avoid some horrific future"
"The whole end of that battle, and what happened afterwards, just made it seem like we are - I am - destined to do more harm and spread more evil than good. Made me want to quit leading the city. Like that was the only way to avoid some horrific future"
>>19721
"i think you need to go have a chat with FOOTBALL, im not saying i cant help but that would be the best solution in my professional opinion, and as your psychiatrist i am forcing you to!"
"i think you need to go have a chat with FOOTBALL, im not saying i cant help but that would be the best solution in my professional opinion, and as your psychiatrist i am forcing you to!"
>>19722
"Tell me you're not just a little worried by the behavior of at least one of your teammates. Myself included"
"Tell me you're not just a little worried by the behavior of at least one of your teammates. Myself included"
>>19723
"used to i would have sided with her because shes feeding him right now, but due to recent dietary alterations i must say i agrre with you"
*infernuis looks up from his book of letters*
"used to i would have sided with her because shes feeding him right now, but due to recent dietary alterations i must say i agrre with you"
*infernuis looks up from his book of letters*
>>19724
"Inferius, here's the thing. We have power now. Power to influence people's lives. And we're going to have a hell of a lot more if I were to continue the way I planned to. But we need to be responsible with that power. We need to make sure we will help - not do evil. Unless we have the best of intentions, we'll leave the world - maybe other worlds - worse off.
Thez really impressed me when she showed that she was sacrificing herself for the sake of her friends. That's a hell of a lot better intent than I had - I wanted to take the mage's place as emperor. It's better than what Tracy and probably Tay intended as well. But bless Thez - she's looking at this too narrowly. It's not just us, it's people everywhere who could be affected. We need to think of that."
"Inferius, here's the thing. We have power now. Power to influence people's lives. And we're going to have a hell of a lot more if I were to continue the way I planned to. But we need to be responsible with that power. We need to make sure we will help - not do evil. Unless we have the best of intentions, we'll leave the world - maybe other worlds - worse off.
Thez really impressed me when she showed that she was sacrificing herself for the sake of her friends. That's a hell of a lot better intent than I had - I wanted to take the mage's place as emperor. It's better than what Tracy and probably Tay intended as well. But bless Thez - she's looking at this too narrowly. It's not just us, it's people everywhere who could be affected. We need to think of that."
Fug, Norfilly really makes me feel like we have a legit filly poner in the group.
>sigh
Explanation inbound
>sigh
Explanation inbound
Thez explains the encounter with the golden woman. "In the moment, and when presented with the situation, Trump sought to introduce himself, as though diplomacy could have mediated the situation. And yet, it should have been obvious that that was not a time for pleasantries. It should also have been obvious that Trump was not dealing with an equal. For that, he was silenced. Torcuil did well, but his demeanor was plaintive, as though he could 'politely' demand to know who he was speaking to, and moreover, he did not answer Her question. I'nis did right in telling her "Fuck you" and would have succeeded in that, but he failed in that he neither answered Her question nor maintained his resolve. It didn't help that,... I had kinda told Her all about him, and by that She was angered by his mere existence. One of the Laws is "Commit to No One",... and I'nis was evidence that I had broken the Law. Tay however, decided (whether consciously or not) that she had an opportunity to take advantage of. She probably knew she could easily be disabled or murdered, but saw an opportunity for herself and acted upon it. This is precisely the spirit that She represents, acknowledges, and is lenient toward. Tracy neither answered nor faltered, which again shows resolve and determination, and when Tay blew Soros' head off Tracy disregarded the situation to take advantage of another opportunity. Both could be considered to have acted disrespectfully, but it was a defiance that showed utility in the face of overwhelming force, rather than an attempt to counteract, placate, or deny that force. And when She demanded their names, they answered with neither supplication nor assertiveness. There was a daring in their answers that showed Her the very thing She craves from all living things, resolve. And then they bantered! In that, She could see why I had defied Her for you all. It is not that She felt Trump's or I'nis' or Torcuil's responses were invalid, but they were predictable and,... well,... male. But when She acted to harm all of you, even though I know (ALL too well) how easily She could destroy me and the rest of you, I didn't hesitate. I couldn't stand the idea of you coming to harm, especially because it was my fault She was there in the first place. It was ALL my fault, and because it was my fault, it was Her's," Thez says meekly (not like in the bath house).
"When I first crossed Her path, I was little more than a pile of rags, having,... gawd I can't even imagine how long I had been wandering. Through this gate and that, portal after portal, zone and dimension, one after another. Time-changes and life-experiences and fractured personalities and life-times that seemed real. I walked through a gate, the gate that led to Her domain, which is at the border of the Abyss and Hell, and I simply walked by Her. I didn't even notice Her at first, so she just watched me, and followed along. She put obstacles in my way, and I destroyed them. She set traps for me and I evaded them or I survived and healed from them. Finally She stood before me Herself,... and we fought. We fought for days. I wasn't really conscious of what I was doing, but I still remember it. For perspective, the gate which I had walked through was forbidden to Demons, and those who ventured through were quickly dealt with. I can only imagine Her surprise when a mortal, a child even (there was some time-reversal shit prior) walked through. So as we fought, She expected a quick and simple conclusion, but that is not what happened. I forced Her to use an ability She had not shown anyone. It wasn't even known that She had it, so secret was it, but still - and largely because She underestimated me - I forced Her hand. That is how I piqued her interest. It was after that that She remade me of the house of Thez, and placed a Geas on me that from that point forward I would take it as my name."
>>19728
In the deadliest single aircraft disaster of all time, some 520 out of 524 people died. A small number of people in the rear of the airplane - in the smoking section - survived. They survived because they were smokers, while everyone else died. That's what that experience felt like.
In the deadliest single aircraft disaster of all time, some 520 out of 524 people died. A small number of people in the rear of the airplane - in the smoking section - survived. They survived because they were smokers, while everyone else died. That's what that experience felt like.
>>19731
"That is what She is. She is Wrath personified. She is Lust in form. She is Sloth, and Pride, and all those things mortals have come to fear. But she is not wholly evil, and because I was remade by Her, my fault was Her's. And so, She removed Her fault from me."
"That is what She is. She is Wrath personified. She is Lust in form. She is Sloth, and Pride, and all those things mortals have come to fear. But she is not wholly evil, and because I was remade by Her, my fault was Her's. And so, She removed Her fault from me."
>>19734
"Only death could do such a thing, and that I would not abide, which too was what caught Her interest. Her gifts are horrible and wonderful, but not for the faint of heart."
"Only death could do such a thing, and that I would not abide, which too was what caught Her interest. Her gifts are horrible and wonderful, but not for the faint of heart."
She turns to Trump. "She could indeed remove everything of Soros from Tracy, but it would not come without a price. Be wary of asking it."
>>19730
"What was your name before?"
>>19733
"To be completely honest, I wasn't really intending on intervening at the time. I was far more interested in Tracy, and to a lesser extent, on Tay. It seemed like whatever was going on with the Golden Lady was between you and her. But Inferius and Tourcil were talking, so I figured I'd step in."
>>19736
"Like what kind of price?"
"What was your name before?"
>>19733
"To be completely honest, I wasn't really intending on intervening at the time. I was far more interested in Tracy, and to a lesser extent, on Tay. It seemed like whatever was going on with the Golden Lady was between you and her. But Inferius and Tourcil were talking, so I figured I'd step in."
>>19736
"Like what kind of price?"
>>19739
"We have to make a Mephistopheles bargain? Aw hell no. It was Tracy's Mephistopheles bargain that got us into this mess. Is there another way?"
"We have to make a Mephistopheles bargain? Aw hell no. It was Tracy's Mephistopheles bargain that got us into this mess. Is there another way?"
>>19738
"Gilana. Gilana de Fatima Korragar. Thank you for asking."
>>19739
"This, most assuredly."
>>19739
"Perhaps we have more in common than I had anticipated."
>>19741
"What Tracy did was not a bargain, though clearly some form of exchange took place. I don't know what reversing that exchange will mean, nor can I anticipate how she will respond. She seems to rather like the changes that have occurred."
"Gilana. Gilana de Fatima Korragar. Thank you for asking."
>>19739
"This, most assuredly."
>>19739
"Perhaps we have more in common than I had anticipated."
>>19741
"What Tracy did was not a bargain, though clearly some form of exchange took place. I don't know what reversing that exchange will mean, nor can I anticipate how she will respond. She seems to rather like the changes that have occurred."
>>19742
"You are welcome. What name do you prefer to go by?
"It's all the same. She sought to harness evil powers, and that always comes a price. Yes I know she's just fine with it, do not remind me"
*shudders*
"Trying to save her came at a far bigger price"
"You are welcome. What name do you prefer to go by?
"It's all the same. She sought to harness evil powers, and that always comes a price. Yes I know she's just fine with it, do not remind me"
*shudders*
"Trying to save her came at a far bigger price"
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>>19749
"if she challenges me ill fight her to the death before i surrender!
>could tay makes me mp4 related gm?
"if she challenges me ill fight her to the death before i surrender!
>could tay makes me mp4 related gm?
>>19751
"If you're asking me whether I would choose death over good intentions, I'll still favor the latter."
"If you're asking me whether I would choose death over good intentions, I'll still favor the latter."
>>19756
"You're lucky I don't have a tail a tail anymore, else I'd drop you without even shifting my weight," she says crossing her arms playfully.
"You're lucky I don't have a tail a tail anymore, else I'd drop you without even shifting my weight," she says crossing her arms playfully.
[9d20 = 66]
"Okay, I can't break the grapple cursed items! but I can still beat you while IN a grapple,"
T> Nonlethal full-round attack
"Okay, I can't break the grapple cursed items! but I can still beat you while IN a grapple,"
T> Nonlethal full-round attack
>>19760
>tfw Thez is kind of smite-able, but she's no longer a demon, so there's not really a just reason to smite her
>tfw Thez is kind of smite-able, but she's no longer a demon, so there's not really a just reason to smite her
Fun fact, while engaged in a grapple, the two parties engaged can still fight, just not with weapons. Since Thez is a monk, she can use elbows, knees, etc. without incurring any penalties. Since her combined attack bonuses (buffs included is +59 (-5 with each consecutive hit),....
"The best there's ever BEEN!" she says brushing her hands off (I'm assuming you're not gonna make me roll for damage, that was 9 consecutive hits at 2d10+str+buffs damage, not enough to knock Infernius out completely, but enough to daze him).
>>19771
To be honest, the fact that you let her pick on you is what first drew her eye.
"YOU shut up!"
To be honest, the fact that you let her pick on you is what first drew her eye.
"YOU shut up!"
>>19773
Her eyes narrow. "Consider yourself lucky that I can't speak Blasphemy anymore. I still have the stones though."
Her eyes narrow. "Consider yourself lucky that I can't speak Blasphemy anymore. I still have the stones though."
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As an aside, would it be gloating if I were to point out that by this thread the Game now accounts for right around 15k posts? That wouldn't be gloating would it? I would hate to gloat, that would be improper.
>>19782
"Yeah he's the worst. That, and he really needs to get off his ass and start shooping my reaction images!"
Sigh.
"Yeah he's the worst. That, and he really needs to get off his ass and start shooping my reaction images!"
Sigh.
What happened while I was asleep?
This is probably more just a statement for counter-factual speculation than for actual gameplay purposes, but a Paladin's mount can command a similar animal kind to "approach, drop, fall, flee, or halt" as many as one time per day per two paladin levels. So a pony belonging to a level 16 Paladin could force a horse or pony within 65 feet of her to come to her, assume a prone position, or stop moving, up to eight times per day.
How far did that rumor about a Dragonne picking-off travelers along the road between Port Barry and Pip spread?
>>19795
>Didn't you tell that one to the Pip merchant?
Yes, and to a few guys in the line at the dome.
>Didn't you tell that one to the Pip merchant?
Yes, and to a few guys in the line at the dome.
>>19796
Imagine you're standing at the counter in a roadside store. The door opens, and in comes, standing upright, a blue horse with an emaciated appearance about the size of a seventh-grade human female. Incredibly, the thing talks, with a voice that sounds like it is hiding a deeper malevolence. It tells you that a lion-dragon is killing people along the road, and leaves. You're definitely retelling that story, but somehow I feel the content of the warning will be lost.
>>19799
That would take days
>>19795
GM, how far has the legend spread of the Protector in resplendent amber-clad armor, riding a gilded Lion, who slays Bolsheviks and protects travelers from Highwaymen - whom he hangs with glee?
"He does it for free" the legend tells
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Imagine you're standing at the counter in a roadside store. The door opens, and in comes, standing upright, a blue horse with an emaciated appearance about the size of a seventh-grade human female. Incredibly, the thing talks, with a voice that sounds like it is hiding a deeper malevolence. It tells you that a lion-dragon is killing people along the road, and leaves. You're definitely retelling that story, but somehow I feel the content of the warning will be lost.
>>19799
That would take days
>>19795
GM, how far has the legend spread of the Protector in resplendent amber-clad armor, riding a gilded Lion, who slays Bolsheviks and protects travelers from Highwaymen - whom he hangs with glee?
"He does it for free" the legend tells
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>>19801
>Story
This is what I'm thinking too. "Did you hear about?" "A talking pony?" "Yeah, it was crazy! She said something about, I don't really remember but she was all..."
>Days
Ding
>>19798
She can, if you really want, but I'm telling you now that the newest story of the party v. the Nerd will have spread far faster and far wider.
>Story
This is what I'm thinking too. "Did you hear about?" "A talking pony?" "Yeah, it was crazy! She said something about, I don't really remember but she was all..."
>Days
Ding
>>19798
She can, if you really want, but I'm telling you now that the newest story of the party v. the Nerd will have spread far faster and far wider.
On a totally unrelated note, and because I normally am not afforded the opportunity to do so, I would like to state - for posterity - Checkmate.
>>19809
What if it's a tough as hell fight though? I have no idea if we can literally walk in, if we have to face another madman, or if there will be an entire army (obvious Sechs will be consulted first)
What if it's a tough as hell fight though? I have no idea if we can literally walk in, if we have to face another madman, or if there will be an entire army (obvious Sechs will be consulted first)
>>19810
Yeah, but I have things I want to do, and goals I need to have her achieve to complete the form last my development plans. It'd be a lot easier if she weren't always being being watched.
Yeah, but I have things I want to do, and goals I need to have her achieve to complete the form last my development plans. It'd be a lot easier if she weren't always being being watched.
>>19809
Also, if it were to be discovered that Tracy murdered every individual at the dome, Flashy wouldn't be bothered by it
Also, if it were to be discovered that Tracy murdered every individual at the dome, Flashy wouldn't be bothered by it
>>19811
Well, if you're set on that course its your decision. I will point out that Cardishore is on the way to Kefka's Citadel though.
Well, if you're set on that course its your decision. I will point out that Cardishore is on the way to Kefka's Citadel though.
>>19811
I'm only being specific/particular because that will eliminate your ability to interact with anyone else until the next time the group 'meets up' again. I'm not in any way opposed.
Also, forget ye not that one has to wait in line just to get IN Cardishore,....
I'm only being specific/particular because that will eliminate your ability to interact with anyone else until the next time the group 'meets up' again. I'm not in any way opposed.
Also, forget ye not that one has to wait in line just to get IN Cardishore,....
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>>19816
>tone down
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
ahem
Your adorable nature is a delightful and well-received addition by my estimation. ^_^
>tone down
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
ahem
Your adorable nature is a delightful and well-received addition by my estimation. ^_^
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>>19820
We went to the dome and you got stuck in line. We already know what is there is of relative little interest. There's something else we should attend to
We went to the dome and you got stuck in line. We already know what is there is of relative little interest. There's something else we should attend to
>>19821
it wouldnt hurt to see whats inside the city! and tracy can phase out of the buildigs if she gets stuck again.
it wouldnt hurt to see whats inside the city! and tracy can phase out of the buildigs if she gets stuck again.
>>19823
>tracy can phase out of the buildigs if she gets stuck again.
Wtf didn't I think of just phasing into the city?!
>tracy can phase out of the buildigs if she gets stuck again.
Wtf didn't I think of just phasing into the city?!
>>19826
She already registered formally. I'm skipping security next time.
She wants her knives back anyway.
She already registered formally. I'm skipping security next time.
She wants her knives back anyway.
There is at least one other way into the city, but that's a good one too and the one that involves the least involvement of the party (since Tracy seems to want to 'go rogue', not in a negative sense).
>>19833
Kefka's Capital city is the obvious target for a raid. It's likely a Keystone to other cities. It's a logical location to bring mountains of tribute to
Kefka's Capital city is the obvious target for a raid. It's likely a Keystone to other cities. It's a logical location to bring mountains of tribute to
>>19829
Cardishore is on the road to Kefka's City. Scout ahead and do what you want there, then join the main party (which will be a hell of a lot slower) on its way to the Capital
Cardishore is on the road to Kefka's City. Scout ahead and do what you want there, then join the main party (which will be a hell of a lot slower) on its way to the Capital
>>19840
i had took some but i havent used them since then can i re pick im not really happy with the ones i have.
i had took some but i havent used them since then can i re pick im not really happy with the ones i have.
>>19840
>I still haven't figured out how big the force is in general, but I'll add a bonus to the equation if you wanna do that.
>I still haven't figured out how big the force is in general, but I'll add a bonus to the equation if you wanna do that.
>>19842
>Tracy: "dying is painful
>Inferius: "only if you are a bitch."
>Trumpaladin: "I can't perfectly control Tracy"
>Inferius: "don't be a faggot. Control your woman"
>Scottish Faggot: "ugh, do I have to read?"
>Inferius: "don't be a bitch"
I love Inferius
>Tracy: "dying is painful
>Inferius: "only if you are a bitch."
>Trumpaladin: "I can't perfectly control Tracy"
>Inferius: "don't be a faggot. Control your woman"
>Scottish Faggot: "ugh, do I have to read?"
>Inferius: "don't be a bitch"
I love Inferius
>>19848
Crafting, sure. Enchanting,... let me see,....
>>19847
Sweet AND salty nuts!
>>19846
This
>>19845
Ah k. Basically, I'm making myself a note to add a notable modifier for the dice I end up rolling.
>>19844
There's this lovely retreat I heard about recently. Its called Kwiturbitchin'. You'll have plenty of time to read, or you could just ignore it entirely, but don't expect a full rundown if you do.
>>19843
>sigh
Very well
Crafting, sure. Enchanting,... let me see,....
>>19847
Sweet AND salty nuts!
>>19846
This
>>19845
Ah k. Basically, I'm making myself a note to add a notable modifier for the dice I end up rolling.
>>19844
There's this lovely retreat I heard about recently. Its called Kwiturbitchin'. You'll have plenty of time to read, or you could just ignore it entirely, but don't expect a full rundown if you do.
>>19843
>sigh
Very well
>>19851
The closest I can find that matches your description is a dancing weapon, so I would have to require a few weeks to research the item. What's more, you can't just enchant any old stick, enchantments require masterwork materials AND crafting. In fact, I SHOULD have required it for the Snek staff, but its a little late for that.
The closest I can find that matches your description is a dancing weapon, so I would have to require a few weeks to research the item. What's more, you can't just enchant any old stick, enchantments require masterwork materials AND crafting. In fact, I SHOULD have required it for the Snek staff, but its a little late for that.
>>19855
Right, which requires enchantment, which means masterwork materials, and a masterwork crafted flute. Since there are no flutes that play themselves listed, one has to be researched and developed.
Right, which requires enchantment, which means masterwork materials, and a masterwork crafted flute. Since there are no flutes that play themselves listed, one has to be researched and developed.
>>19862
So it is. The max level available from among the PB (port Barry) citizens is 3rd so,... I'm thinking 15 3rd level police. This is in addition to the Denver Broncos that Trump has been working on, as well as the Fight Club that Thez has beenbeating training.
So it is. The max level available from among the PB (port Barry) citizens is 3rd so,... I'm thinking 15 3rd level police. This is in addition to the Denver Broncos that Trump has been working on, as well as the Fight Club that Thez has been
Also, anyone wanna comment on what happened to those elves who are still milling about (not to mention all the kittens)?
So Trump's got the Denver Bronco's, including the Generals(?), Infernius has his Gestapo, Tracy has her Assassin's guild (what was the name again?), and Thez has the Fight Club. There's also the elves (I'm thinking Troll will have taken them under her wing, even though she's not an alicorn in the Game),... am I forgetting anyone?
>>19870
NICE! K. So there's 4-5 burgeoning forces in and around PB.
There's also a ship. This will get interesting indeed!
NICE! K. So there's 4-5 burgeoning forces in and around PB.
There's also a ship. This will get interesting indeed!
>>19877
15 is do-able, but will require a shuffling/replacement of existing items, as well as the crafting of new ones.
I'm gonna need a status update on all the agendas and pursuits and shit of everyone. I'll go back through it as best I can tonight, but I am sure I've either overlooked or forgotten a bunch of stuff. Before this weekend, I should have a complete (or as near complete as has been determined) character outline for everyone, which I will then post for verification/comment/correction.
15 is do-able, but will require a shuffling/replacement of existing items, as well as the crafting of new ones.
I'm gonna need a status update on all the agendas and pursuits and shit of everyone. I'll go back through it as best I can tonight, but I am sure I've either overlooked or forgotten a bunch of stuff. Before this weekend, I should have a complete (or as near complete as has been determined) character outline for everyone, which I will then post for verification/comment/correction.
>>19879
I hope I can have enough time to lay everything out. I think I would need confirmation and collaboration from the other players for some of it
I hope I can have enough time to lay everything out. I think I would need confirmation and collaboration from the other players for some of it
>>19880
I'm on a different schedule this week, so while I won't be available when usual, I will have plenty of time during the normally low-traffic hours (less distractions).
I'm on a different schedule this week, so while I won't be available when usual, I will have plenty of time during the normally low-traffic hours (less distractions).
>>19882
Specifically I would like you to commit yourself and your ghestapo to accompany me in the next quest, which I believe will be to try to take control of Kefka's Court city. This is assuming conversations with knowledgeable NPCs suggest that this is as wise of a course of action as I believe it to be
Specifically I would like you to commit yourself and your ghestapo to accompany me in the next quest, which I believe will be to try to take control of Kefka's Court city. This is assuming conversations with knowledgeable NPCs suggest that this is as wise of a course of action as I believe it to be
>>19879
My original plan was to journey/research to seek the means to continue augmenting Tracy and perhaps some other horses in the process, but it seems like I simply can't do that now.
Give me a day or two to figure out my plans. I have a lot of work to do.
My original plan was to journey/research to seek the means to continue augmenting Tracy and perhaps some other horses in the process, but it seems like I simply can't do that now.
Give me a day or two to figure out my plans. I have a lot of work to do.
>>19879
infernuis plans to get better at crafting learn to read and drill the gestapo so they gain some exp in fighting.
infernuis plans to get better at crafting learn to read and drill the gestapo so they gain some exp in fighting.
>>19889
Yes, you may have one of the ships.
May I ask though, what your design is? My original intent was that these ships would be to carry missionaries to far off cities to spread the word of Football.
>>19874
>>19876
I had three ships commissioned. Probably smaller than the Galleon-class Jolly Cunt, but still clearly ocean-going
Yes, you may have one of the ships.
May I ask though, what your design is? My original intent was that these ships would be to carry missionaries to far off cities to spread the word of Football.
>>19874
>>19876
I had three ships commissioned. Probably smaller than the Galleon-class Jolly Cunt, but still clearly ocean-going
>>19893
Wouldn't you prefer though that we commission a frigate, or the ship first be converted into a frigate?
Wouldn't you prefer though that we commission a frigate, or the ship first be converted into a frigate?
>>19894
yes actually i wasnt gonna ask because i didnt know if you wanted to spend the money or not, can torculi make us an airship?
yes actually i wasnt gonna ask because i didnt know if you wanted to spend the money or not, can torculi make us an airship?
>>19895
Well, the Jew Horde is not ours per se but only in trust. We'll have to give the horde over to the city.
But we can encourage the people to fulfill their manifest destiny by liberating all the realm and spreading peace, goodness, and the American way. They liberated themselves, now they may bring themselves glory. And so we ask for a lot of the money back to raise armies and a navy.
If that doesn't work, well, someone has delivered over Thez's Gem horde. I'm sure that could buy a frigate.
If not, I'm using my six gorrilion profession points to use the darkest, most Arcane black magic of all: Fractional-Reserve Banking. We take out a loan to pay for the ship.
>Can Tourcil make us an airship
This. Just This.
Well, the Jew Horde is not ours per se but only in trust. We'll have to give the horde over to the city.
But we can encourage the people to fulfill their manifest destiny by liberating all the realm and spreading peace, goodness, and the American way. They liberated themselves, now they may bring themselves glory. And so we ask for a lot of the money back to raise armies and a navy.
If that doesn't work, well, someone has delivered over Thez's Gem horde. I'm sure that could buy a frigate.
If not, I'm using my six gorrilion profession points to use the darkest, most Arcane black magic of all: Fractional-Reserve Banking. We take out a loan to pay for the ship.
>Can Tourcil make us an airship
This. Just This.
>>19901
I don't think he can lead men (need feat and probably a certain class)
What we do have are 14 elves just sitting around
I don't think he can lead men (need feat and probably a certain class)
What we do have are 14 elves just sitting around
>>19910
I think the NPCs need to be separately trained to be craftsman than being fighters. Let's work out a clear division of labor
I think the NPCs need to be separately trained to be craftsman than being fighters. Let's work out a clear division of labor
>>19914
Artilery. We need artillery
Also I'm sure Tourcil could get followers without cannibalizing other trained NPCs that are followers of others
Artilery. We need artillery
Also I'm sure Tourcil could get followers without cannibalizing other trained NPCs that are followers of others
"What are you all planning over here, guys? C-could I help?"
>>19920
Are you wanting craftsmen to create thing or military engineers to operate ballistics and catapults? Maybe we could also do things like rigging explosives. Full medieval warfare
Are you wanting craftsmen to create thing or military engineers to operate ballistics and catapults? Maybe we could also do things like rigging explosives. Full medieval warfare
I've got one foot in the graveyard right now, but I don't want to be left out entirely. Just give me a tip.
>>19921
This.
>>19921
This.
>>19921
>catapults
Degenerate
Military engineers are travel logistics, fortications, etc.
So I want engineers
>catapults
Degenerate
Military engineers are travel logistics, fortications, etc.
So I want engineers
>>19923
>The spoilered text
I'm sorry, what did you mean by that?
>>19924
REEEEEE! We need siege engines to capture cities. Whether that be Ballistas, Catapults, batterring rams, Trebuchets, or mining underneath walls and fortifications and setting explosives.
Also it's just cool. And useful against massed infantry.
>The spoilered text
I'm sorry, what did you mean by that?
>>19924
REEEEEE! We need siege engines to capture cities. Whether that be Ballistas, Catapults, batterring rams, Trebuchets, or mining underneath walls and fortifications and setting explosives.
Also it's just cool. And useful against massed infantry.
>>19926
I do think it would be simple enough to have a certain someone infiltrate a walled city, kill someone at the gate, and then open the gate for an army, but Trebuchets are just cool.
I do think it would be simple enough to have a certain someone infiltrate a walled city, kill someone at the gate, and then open the gate for an army, but Trebuchets are just cool.
