NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
>>19230 →Wouldn't that be 'filly' custody?
>>19237>>19236>>19235Do I sense
fun going on in this thread?
\r
>>19239Yes, yes you do.
A grey-skinned hand emerges from Yesturday's abdomen with a sickening tearing sound, spilling blood everywhere. As he screams in pain, another hand emerges, and amidst his continuing scream, Thez climbs her way out of him, ripping and tearing until he's nothing more than a discarded shell of flesh, bone, sinew, and lots and lots of blood.
"I like an occasional blood-bath, but how the hell did I wind up in THERE?"
>>19246*takes body and clothes*
>>19247"Wait a sec!" Thez runs over and removes the head. "A face is a terrible thing to waste!" she says, cewing chunks off and eating it. "You know, this was much tastier when I was a devil."
>>19246"me dont know, thats actually quite impressive."
>>19247>notice IDHoly Hell
>>19246>>19247>>19248>>19249>>19251*Evil, dying hissing sounds*
HISSSSSS!
\r
>>19254>implying we dont know thats you trump.
Didn't see new thread made
>Soros made me post those in the other nut
"Hug?"
>>19252>'What did Epona mean by this?'
>>19257*heart explodes from sadness of filly being sad*
>>19266"im the proudest ive ever been."
>>19266Nice idea
How does Norfilly respond to Torc's question (sorry if you didn't see it)
>>19257>>19263>>19265"I vote Norfilly as the official Mixed Nuts mascot!" <3
Fug, I'm gonna have to edit all my reaction images
>>19268>What did your farmer call you?>in even lower voice"Don't remember that either...."
>>19268Don't force a name
>>19269"Is she a Bronco?"
>>19271"how about Adolfa?"
>>19270Thirded
>>19271>dies inside"Oh um, Is there a name you would like then?"
Torc picks up a stick and hands it to Norfilly
>>19273No!
>>19274Give time and space
>>19275"you dont speak for the small pone"
>>19275>implying asking a question is the same as wrestling her on the ground and cursing her until she picks a name
>>19276Do you?
>>19277Then be satisfied if you don't get an answer right now
>>19273>lowers voice even more... almost inaudible"I-i-i don't know..."
>>19274>says something so low it is impossible to hear"Thanks"
>takes stick and looks at it trying to avoid questions
>>19278"me just suggest name, she can say no you know."
>>19279"me not forceing you small pone, me just want you to have nice name"
>>19279Torc begins visably stressing because he made pone sad
"It's okay, you have time"
Offers candy
>>19269There aren't that many pics of elf-dwarfs, let alone gray, female ones...
>>19282>smiles and takes candy>picks up a stick while chewing>>19281"It's okay. I wish I remembered."
>>19146 →>Considering all the sessions, time-skips, and activity, I'd say that the party has been in this world for around 4 months give-or-take. Fug, I'm gonna have to factor seasons and geographic temperature variances.Ah, shoot. I forgot I need to apply gestation progression to my character flowcharts too...
>>19284Are you considering an instrument for Norfilly, or just voice?>>19285Lets see,
>horse gestation: 1 year>in world time: 4 months>when did Tracy get pregonate: before korka fightUhhh, I'm gonna say probally 1 month in
>>19284"Don't feel pressured. Do you mind that I call you Norfilly?"
>>19286I'd put it at 1.5 months, just since there was the 2-3 week time-skip shortly thereafter.
>>19287>>19286>tfw you feel the autistic urge to add the affects equine pregnancy hormones to your decay calculator, but you know that's beyond retarded of an idea to invest inI need to at least up her self-preservation points...
>>19289How you play Tracy: flowcharts and Calculators
How I play Torcuil: lol what happens if I nuke the fucker.
>>19286Not sure. Perhaps just voice for now
https://youtu.be/KvtT3UyhibQ
>>19291*all nearby wildlife migrates towards the area*
Did Taylor level up as a Bard or as a Blackguard?
>>19290>>19290How i play Infernuis:what would be the best way to make the party kek?
>>19293She can, she fulfills all the requirements (skill points are easy cuz undefined at this point, not that I put too much stock in them
>>19296There you go again
>>19299Top keks all around
>>18847 →Asking this
>>19149 → again
I don't get any Assassin spells yet, do I?
>>19301Sorry about that. Lenos could, but he wouldn't without a serious motivation. I mean he might make 1 uber knife, but not hundreds of basic ones, let alone hundreds of uber ones.
>>19289Jesus, she's already evil enough. She doesn't need to be hormonal as well
>>19294>>19290How to play Trumpaladin: What do I feel like at the time?
>>19302You can know 2, and you get 1/day
>>19304How to play Thez: what does the voice in my head tell me to do. Xp
>>19301You could talk to Infernius, or talk to an in-town blacksmith (the latter would probably be faster, since there's often more than one, and they usually have apprentices)
>>19306Reminder that the forge is now basically industrial
>>19307When did it get upgraded?
>>19303>>19306Can my character learn to make make items herself?
Found this and thought it could be relevent
>>19306>The voice in your head tells you to eat off a face, give a pop star performance, and have sex with a minotaur guyOkay...
>>19308Make Port Berry Great again Part 2. The three week interlude
>>19309With a feat, I think so
>>19311Alright I take that back. I won't be needlessly mean
>>19310>posts weeb weapons instead of European weapons
>>19310What's those names/labels though? What language?
>>19312>inb4 Doge had a big brother
>>19311What else happened in part 2 i skimmed that one.
>>19314>blowgun>three piece staff>arrowsIdk, probally russian
>>19313Give me a minute
>>19314>Doesn't recognize weeb language.
>>19313This.
>>19315My God, I broke the sacred rule: don't piss off people with power over you
>>19316It was mostly new commercial and industrial investments. We should have a couple basically small factories, and three ships besides the galleon
>>19320>that horse helmet
>>19310Snap! My books don't have those eastern weapons!! Fuggin
saved>>19309Yes. Basic requires skill points (u just leveled so sure), and magical requires feats (which I don't think you've specified fully).
>>19311I didn't say it made any sense,....
>>19322Can Feats be acquired through gameplay?
>>19320Im in the buissness for a new stabbbing machine.
>>19323Generally no
Per other weapons lists and categories, of course they exist and can be referenced (I have a 2-part encyclopedia of my own), but THAT picture list appears to be D&D canon, which means there's pre-existing rules and outlines for all of them! Muhuhahaha!
>>19314I'm pretty sure its... asian!
>>19324Stabbing?
>checks booksUh, good choices would be
>Spear>Raiper>Sabre>lance>Thrusting knifes
>>19325They are D&D canon, thats how I found it
>>19325>Asian*Urge to Inferius rising*
>>19325They are D&D canon, thats how I found it
>>19326A lance would be cool
>>19319No offense taken. Besides, I should have phrased it: what does the voice in my head tell me to have
her do.
Torc claims norfilly as his daughter
>>19333>>19334Look what you did
>>19334>>19335im disappointed in you torc.
... literally why we can't have nice things ~_~
>>19334You could've taken them
>>19338>>19337>fuck offs
>>19341
>claims trollestia in multiple breads
Nobody cares
>claims one thing with one get
EVERY LOSES THEIR MIND
it was this thread btw
>>19343it was pretty funny tbh. im on your side.
>>19343But you still ended up taking Trollestia's virginity...
cries in corner
>>19343Don't get it twisted, I'm just shitposting. IDGAF
Wtf happened while I was chasing pigs?
>>19346So am I, just wanna shit on trump a bit more
>>19342>hug
>>19348Reeeeeeeeee! What did I do?
>>19350I guess I was just beaten, little filly.
He took
my waifu
I'm coming back for her
>>19349*hugs trump*
"you my friend trump me like fucking with you"
>>19350Serious question: r u a Pegasus Filly? You know that means u can maybe fly
>>19353*Tries not to die from insanely strong arms*
*Tries to hug back*
"Aww. I love you too Inferius, I love you too"
>>19349Tryed to steal waifu
>>19351No, don't cry
>>19355I am not sure, I was originally thinking earthpony because I slid and fell and used to run around. But I decided I would let you all decide (or let just you decide) and write it off as not having seen a mirror. But I should know. We can make it a pegasus like Scootaloo that can't fly just yet.
>problem is that it is ups and downs to all choices
>>19355Pegasus have some beastly flight speed.
>>19356"you feel better?"
>>19361"A little, yes"
>>19363"Little filly, there is an entire universe of objects you can play with. Have you played with one of these?"
*hands an American Football*
>>19358Well, when I first rolled up your stats (which are open to negotiation and modification, they haven't really played any roll yet) I had Pegasus in mind (since earth ponies would tend to have more strength, though bards aren't known for their strength in any case), and being as though everyone can fly more or less, its not a bad idea. Admittedly, with the way
certain anons keep fighting over the filly, I don't think she'll have any trouble getting from point A to point B.
>mfw I just realized that Thez can neither fly NOR cast airwalk anymore
y live?
she can still <whooof> tho
>>19364"I think we had one where I lived that I used to kick, but it was not as fine as that one."
>>19365Then lets go for an Scootaloo type Pegasus
>>19367>implying i wont let her ride with me
>>19365I just wanted a daughter to teach to play football is all...
>>19369Yeah, but the high-altitude sun-bathing! ;_;
>>19371>implying i cant cast airwalk on her
>>19365i still need an apprentice.
>>19368>wing boner"Three weeks!"
>>19374Good point,... although I did make it permanent the last time it was cast, so unless its dispelled I suppose its still active
>>19376Kek. Also this
>>19373"Would you turn back the edginess for the child, if only for the child?"
GM, what bonuses would the party get if Norfilly sang "Shadilay"
>>19380"Your damn right little missy!"
>>19380"You done been caught Nord Filly. Now go to your corner!"
>>19379>Song of DeterminationAutomatic Hit, re: the Dog final
>>19380>saves norfilly>>19383"You don't always get what you want"?
>>19382"If you make her cry, so help me I'll eat your face!"
>>19385"you dont have to eat faces anymore"
>>19384>>19385"Always giving children every little thing they want and being overly sensitive to their feelings just creates adults who are used to everyone giving them everything they want and being sensitive to their feelings. You're doing a disservice to her."
>>19387"And do I LOOK like a 'proper' parent/guardian? My threat still stands!" Xp
>>19386"I don't HAVE to eat faces, I can quit anytime I want!" XD
>Tay is legitimately the best fit parent in the group
(sorry, the fact that the guy in the "How to be an Evil character" vid literally mentioned eating faces gave me an ego boost)
>>19378"I have only a few months left to be
me: from then on, I'll be a mother 24/7."
>>19390"thez me think you might have a problem"
>>19388"Then why are you standing in the way of those who are?"
>>19389"You're disqualified"
>>19390"If you have to tell yourself and others that, it means you
can't quit any time you want"
>>19393"If you mean that with honesty and sincerity, then I will back off.
Also you should probably watch Tay. She knows what she's doing"
>>19394"I agree"
>>19394"You're just like the police!"
kidding
>>19391She said she was the "Strict Mom" back in her home universe.
>>19397I have been wanting to say for so long, if someone challenges whether Trumpaladin can have multiple marriages at the same time, "you're just like that damned judge in San Antonio"
>>19395>longer than I dare to admit since I listened to this song>remembering the rallies
>>19395>Song of VictoryNot sure the effects, but I'll think of them.
You know, I far prefer to allow for 'homebrew' songs rather than homebrew spells. FAR better for memes IMO
>>19395"Ya blimey cunt, she posted wing boners and gay song lyrics"
>>19399Wear your badge then.
>>19404thats the wrong shape
>>19412
Just consider the exchange as never occurring. How the hell does your math work anyways? And are there any outcomes from any exchanges that are better than the starting position, or is everything always lose-lose?
Hot damn! She's got more HP than she did before! I should nerf her more often!
>>19416
I stepped away. What did you post?
>>19412
Why was this deleted?
>>19425I'm not doing this
Well THAT was some creepy shit
You know what I'm talking about, and if you don't, pay me no mind
>>19420It'd spoil The Game, if I just told you how the system works.
>>19428Plz tell me, what happened
>>19431Idk, I stepped away.
>>19430There's no Game, it's just constant degeneration that ends in murder. Is there even a winning move?
>>19431I'm not sure myself, and I was in the process of posting so I closed it too quickly. I don't know if I was rebuked or applauded.
>>19433>winning move?It's much, much, much, much more complicated than that. Matters what you mean by "winning".
>>19435Not ending in Murder
>>19436Murder is always on the table if you fuck up badly enough, but I've been using up all of my creative points to nerf the kill switch because I want to keep playing.
>>19438Not me being murdered. AND GIVE FUCKING HINTS! YOUR GAME IS IMPOSSIBLE!
>>19438Then give some damned hints that progress is possible. SOMETHING
>>19440It's so complex that even I can't predict an outcome ahead of time. Focusing on planning the wedding is something that could empty potentially a couple negative pools.
>>19442WHY DO YOU WRITE IT LIKE THAT!
>>19441>>19442whenever you two are ready ill do it.
>>19444Why can't Torc have anything?
>>19443potentially empty*
>>19446This
Trumpaladin already has a budding family. Torc is an old widower.
>>19445I'll be ready when she's not a hopeless psycho murderer who lacks even Hannibal Lector's level of mental stability and sociability
>>19449Damn it you cock sucking cum drizzler
I am feckin sick of yer goddamn fights with your wife
>>19449i need to up the psycho therapy more then
I am going to make some food, be nice while I am away.
>>19450Then fix her!
>>19451This!
>>19453How bout we fix you?
>is having deja vu
For not the first time, I am consciously aware of how the goings-on in this thread are a microscopic representation of macroscopic activity in and around the board.
>>19454How the hell is not wanting to be chained to a serial killer a personality flaw?
>>19456in my professional opinion this is a sensible request.
>>19456Thtas not the personality flaw
Being a narccisist is though
>>19455hey gm i go into town im looking for some therapy aids.
>>19456>Serial killerTracy kills too often to be legally classified as a serial killer.
>>19458Am I wrong though?
>>19458>also in my professional opinion this.
>>19461I ain't getting dragge into this
>>19463Then why do you insert yourself into my personal life!
>>19460There's no upper limit!
GM, Torc looks for a sturdy stick about a foot long
>>19464trump can you conmission me a therapy office?
>>19459>shotgun shellsTough break mate
>>19465SO tempted to shitpostDidn't you JUST collect sticks with Norfilly?
>>19466Hmmm... Are you trained and licensed?
>>19468This
>>19469"im trained enough, whats a license?"
>>19464Nah m8. A serial killer won't kill more than 3 people per month, with a significant "cooling period" between each kill, during which the killer returns to "normalcy". Tracy is closer to a spree killer.
>>19473That's a mass murderer.
>>19471"Congratulations, you are quite possibly Port Barry's first official Therapist!"
Make it so
>>19472>trying to disguise Tracy's behavior as an American TraditionIf you do a spree multiple times you're a serial killer!
>>19475What I'm saying is, serial killers don't actually kill very often, and have a prolonged period between each single kill. Tracy kills whenever she wants, which is often.
>American traditionWat?
>>19467i was think something like psilocybin mushrooms.
>>19476"thats a side effect of your psychopathy."
>>19476The definition of a serial killer is three or more kills in two or more separate incidents. Tracy probably meets that definition. The fact remains that if she wants a husbando, she's got to prove she's waifu material
>>19470So you're collecting sticks, but asking me if you can find a stick? o_O
>>19472Until they accelerate, given sufficient trigger,....
>>19477Brilliant idea, but I doubt they would be effective over a digital medium
<POOOF> Torcuil finds a stick
>>19481But is it what he asked for?
He prepares to enchant
>>19480im sure if you described exactly what she was feeling in depth it might work
>>19482oh your making a magic stick
>>19483Woah, woah, woah! Don't give her any spooky shit that could affect the development of her fetus.
>>19482If you want ANOTHER 1' long wooden,... ah nevermind
>>19483>>19477That would just make her stabby
>>19485Also this. AND STOP EATING DEMON SHIT, you'll harm the child
>>19485"magic mushrooms are 100% safe for fetuses unlike meth."
>>19487Last time she ate it, it regenerated her womb.
GM already said she couldn't get moar powers though...
>>19486I honestly expected that
Just suprised it took this long
How does I enchant
>>19487>GM scribbles down "Demon,.... child">>19490Rub it
too easySeriously, what kind of enchantment are you looking for?
>>19489And caused her personality to degenerate into something substantially less waifu grade than before
>>19493Not really. I just got bored.
>>19491The child already has bad genetics, pls no
>>19491Ability to play any tune the user wishes
>>19494Eh, still makes her less waifuable
>>19496Maybe just buy or craft a damn flute?
>>19498not what I'm going for
>>19494If you're doing it all for entertainment, then why do you keep saying "it's locked by math," but have a set of math that causes her to not get along with characters of different alignment, when it can be slightly readjusted to do mostly the same, but not cause problems?
>>19488"Can i have some?"
>>19500Well, I could try to explain the degrees of freedom I leave myself, but it wouldn't be easy.
I'm turning in for the night.
>>19502Night Tracy's faggot
>>19501"Is consuming mind altering substances without medical purpose really the sort of behavior we want in our new Empire?"
>>19502I just want to know if I can avoid killing her and the child, that is all
>>19504>lawful good>Can't reason with her so I'll kill her and my child
>>19504"I need fuel for Blitzing"
>>19496>"... people's... emotions">>19502Love ya!
>>19504Can you avoid ME bringing them BACK is a better question. Xp
>>19505>killing a murder and the antichrist is not lawful good>>19506"Uh... what?"
>>19507Whatever need be done to protect the innocent
>>19507Can I not do that?
>>19508"your child is innocent"
>>19508"Hm do you not know of the blitzkrieg"
>>19511"I am not so certain"
>>19512"I know of it. What do mushrooms have to do with it?"
>>19513>child has done nothingIdk, i don't like it we should kill it
>>19513>>19509"I need some to indoctrinate some forces"
>>19507>>19513sense alignment on the fetus.
>>19516Oh my God. I think you just found an easy solution
>>19517"me smart that way"
>>19514The child is the literal rape offspring of a meglomaniacal, paranoid tyrant fueled by lust for power (and, well, normal lust), and a psychopathic, serial-killing, anthrophagic, Nihilistic madmare fueled only by lust for destruction (and also normal lust), who is was able to be concieved because the mother ingested the blood of a Jewish Arch-Demon and took part of it's DNA. The child will be born into a household of constant infighting and probably domestic violence, splitting time between an assassin's guild and conquest of new lands/hunting down traitors.
Like I don't see how you could possibly make it more obvious that this individual will not turn out well
>waits for GM to call us all fucktards for various reasons
>>19519Well then you shouldn't have stuck your dick in the bitch, now should you?
>>19519train them to be better than you, you cuck.
>>19523I do not see how that will be possible under the circumstances. Why do you think I asked Tay?
>>19519I'm too sleep-deprived to answer to this, but here's a meme.
>>19516Fetuses are neutral. Just use Augury to ask Hitler to make it clear that slaughtering babies is wrong.
*Goes back to bed*
>>19524"infernuis tell you what infernuis father say to him when he banished me BE A MAN!"
>>19526"Inferius, we could be unleashing a monster worse than any we've seen before upon the universe."
>>19525Genetics are real, and environment matters
>>19510I never said that, I just read it differently
>>19511PssshAWWW
>>19514This is so ironic, given what I had planned
>>19519Again, the irony
>>19520I thought it was obvious at this point, stating it would be redundant
>>19527SO MUCH IRONY
GM absconds for Tea
>>19527Killing babies isn't lawful good, m8. At best, it's lawful evil.
>>19527"and i could have died in those mountains all those years ago."
>>19528On
>>19520 I forgot the > cause I was immitating trump
Anyway, can my enchantment work?
>tfw I can't watch tea
>>19529Then give assurance this isn't the anti-christ
>>19531"you know this is a different set of circumstances. So very different"
>>19534>Give assuranceDon't go putting pressure on him/her so early. Let kids have dreams.
>>19534"not to me friend.my parents want me to die, you want your babby to die. same situation"
>>19536Aaawww..
That's so sad..
>>19535That's off the table!
>>19536"No, do you not see! I want the child to live. To thrive. To be loved. To live happily. To be a positive force in the world. But in some rocky soils only the vicious plants can grow. The odds are extremely against the poor child. The child needs more than he will get to avoid becoming his parents."
>>19538"then teach him to be better, if you kill this babby your no better than soros.
>>19539"Inferius, if you could stop the Anti-christ - Lenin, Marx or whoever - would you?"
>>19541"no if i did that then id have no one to do glorious battle with and defeat."
>>19541Marx was the law
Lenin was he antichrist
Stalin was the prophet
>>19542"If you could ask their victims, would they feel the same way?"
>>19538Tracy is willing to love her foal with all her being: it's the only thing in life she ever wanted.
She said from the beginning that her goal was to retire to a peaceful life in the rural West of Equestria, but that plan can be accommodated to this world and necessary elements of plot.
Regardless of circumstances, the roll of a family is to provide unconditional love. It shouldn't matter what the foal is born as, because it'd still be their child.
*Goes to bed for the third time*
>>19544"yes, a victory with out a great Struggle is meaningless."
>>19545She really should give up trying to mutate herself into a Jew, given that she's pregnant
>>19546"And if after our great struggle, after all we do, when we die it's handed over to more powerful version of Soros or Kefka, will that have made our efforts meaningful?"
>>19547"this you need stop tracy no good for bad to be in utero with jew blood."
>>19541Paladins don't kill babies, m8. Even if it's"necessary", it's simply not his place to do, as a Paladin and as a parent. Fratricide will do a lot more than take away Trumpaladin's powers.
I need sleep...
>>19550>sighGo to bed, I'll defend you
>>19548"theres always a kefka everywhere you go we can never escape thats all it is to it, but if we just give up then they win and billions die."
>>19550"Tracy, you've had a long two lives as the element of unoriginality. But you need to learn to do something even more unoriginal: Become a mother"
\r
>>19555Forgot to edit the config
>>19558pls dont take trips away.
>>19552"If you could stop it, would you?"
>>19559THEN STOP USING IT FOR EVIL
>>19559He's just salty
>mines salt
>>19558Didn't forget to edit the post though.
>>19560"we did stop it you dense motherfucker, change your childs oulook on life when they are born."
>>19561>evilReally? It's better than "claiming X".
>>19564"I'm only a part of the child's parentage, mate"
>>19565Oh it was 1 time for me okay
>>19564"I don't have the power to save him"
>>19566"REEEEEEE your the father you have control of tracy and soon you will have control over your child"
>>19568"DONT GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT YOU 1V1d A GIANT FUCKING LIZARD THAT KILLS EVERTHING IT TOUCHES USALLY"
>>19569"No I don't. I can't even stop her from trying to eat Soros's Jew heart and claim his Jew powers by augmenting herself (and any child inside her) into an Arch-Jew"
>>19570"And yet I am powerless to help Tracy."
>>19568"you HAVE FOOTBALL on your side dont Forget that you oaf!!"
>>19568>I can't save himYou're a Paladin: be braver than that.
I can't believe I'm arguing about the obvious vice of killing babies on the gaming section of a right-wing politics board, this late at night.*Goes back to bed*
>>19573*a tear runs down*
"Inferius, there is no way I can save him, save her, with you and Tourcil against me"
>>19574/vx/ mixed nuts: A magical place
>>19574>mass murder arguing about viceGive the gems to the rest of the party you kike!
>>19571>>19568>>19572"you HAVE FOOTBALL on your side dont Forgetthat you oaf!!"
>>19576Oh, real fucking mature Trump
>>19576TOPKEK
>>19575"me not against you"
>>19573>calling others an oaf"You oaf"
>>19576Many keks
>>19576So fucking screenshotted
>>19581"Inferius, do you really think Tracy - as she is now - is fit to be a mother?"
>>19583"no but most women arent at the start"
>>19582"what oaf mean? me just hear you guys say it so me say it."
GM, status on mahic music stick?
Next time Sour Kraut shows up to troll the thread I'm showing him pic related
>>19585"Well... Most women don't try to capture the souls of defeated enemies. Or drink the blood from a severed head in front of crowds. Or try to develop a reputation "that will make all tremble." Or immediately try to start eating a dead dinosaur. I'm not seeing any real signs of improvement on her end, and that's the worst thing"
>>19587You never stated where you were going with your
ahem wooden stick
>>19588"most here do, so we are gonna have to look past that."
>>19590"Are you shitting me? No way in hell that's overlooked"
>>19577>One person did something bad, so that means I should also do something else badThat's not how morality works, m8: killing babies is always wrong.
>>19588It's just the pregnancy cravings.
>>19589It's simple, a stick that can play any tune the user wishes, no vocals just a tune
>>19592>killing babies is always wrong.Give Gems you kike!
>It's just the pregnancy cravingsKek. But leave the Jew blood alone. That's worse than alcohol
>>19593So a flute/recorder?
No kidding this time, just asking
>>19591"your going to have to if you dont want to raise your kid in a bad environment"
>>19594gibe jems
>>19596"That
is a bad environment"
>>19595>>19593Just let me buy her a flute that is gold plated and properly enchanted
>>19595Ehhhhhh, I guess
But one the user doesn't have to play
Gib bak flg
>>19594The gems are being saved for a house and her foal's college fund; you're not short on shekels anyway. You'll have them when you genuinely need them.
Jew blood is a good point I guess... But reminder, she's a nightmare: fiendish creatures are part of her natural diet.
>>19597"then control your woman better instead of bitching about it"
>>19598"I got you," Thez says. "There's a reason I glue my wealth to me."
>>19599>Not short on shekelsJust because we have possession of the jew gold does not mean we have ownership. The gems, by contrast, are
ours>The gems are being saved for a house and her foal's college fundWe need them to invest in the Kid's future now.
> fiendish creatures are part of her natural dietBut she was trying to eat it to gain augmentations, which logically would affect the foal as well because the foal parasites off of the mother's blood supply
>>19600"She's out of control!"
>>19599WE HAVE A HOUSE! And some unsold apartments
>>19602>affect the foalOh yes, yes it will. This feeds into my narrative. ^_^
>>19602"law down the law!!"
>>19605"I AM THU LAW!" (quote, not Thez)
>>19605HOW!
>>19604Mother fucking fucker! Can she be cured? Thez was cured
>>19602>eating to gainNah, that's just Tracy's faggot being a megalomaniac. Tracy was only eating Soros because she saw an opportunity to, and she's a predator in more ways than one
>>19609Stahp. It's hurting the child and her potential marriage
>>19608"THATS FOR YOU TO FIGURE OUT!!"
"me will help by geting her into a therapy routine"
>>19611"She's unhelpable! You cannot help someone who does not want to be helped!"
>>19608Through the intervention of a demigod, yes.
>>19603College is expensive.
>we don't own the Jew goldMoney still isn't an issue as of right now, especially since Been is still raking in shekels at a steady rate.
Wait until you actually need it before you start complaining.
>>19613Great. How do I summon the Golden Lady?
>>19614If money isn't an issue and there is no danger of needing the gems then why not disclose assets?
>>19615"not that bitch again!"
>>19615Tracy will just eat her too.
>>19612"no one is unhelpable, faggot"
>>19618Good luck!
>>19617"She cured Thez, she can cure Tracy and the child"
>>19619"Why you gotta call me a faggot?"
>>19618"and (YOU) stop the fucking eating things that arent good for your fucking kid!!
>>19621"BECUASE YOU ARE ACTING LIKE ONE!!"
>>19616Mostly, because I don't want to. The dungeon had to have
something in it anyway.
I'll have her fetch it when it's needed, but until then it stays in the dungeon.
Torc is blissfily unaware that this shit is happening, but is instead enchanting something in hhe forest
>>19623"Now how am I acting like a faggot?"
>>19624Why the hell not? Stop being a kike for the sake of being a kike.
>>19625Good Tourcil
>>19622*Detaches mouth from soft-serve chocolate ice-cream faucet*
"..I get cravings, you know..."
>>19627"Do you WANT to look fat in your wedding photos?"
>>19615"Pique her interest. Its not a matter of summons, its about being 'worthy' of scrutiny."
>>19627"I DONT FUCKING CARE NEXT TIME YOU EAT SOME FUCKED UP SHIT I AM GOING TO FORCEABLE TAKE YOU DOWN!!"
>>19629"How did you do it exactly?"
>>19630"Thank you Inferius"
>>19626"IMPLYING YOU DONT KNOW, a straight man would take contol.
>>19626Okay, now I'm considering getting him involved
>finishes enchantment
>>19626>kikeI'm not the one who's so concerned about a few shekels that he'll easily get when he actually needs them. It's not like I'm spending them all on junk.
The shekels will stay in the dungeon.
>>19632"Reeeeee!!!"
>>19629GM, can I have a special Item like a pimp ring that improve my power in smacking a bitch, or something like a pabst blue ribbon or confederate flag that increases my wife beating abilities?
>>19634Give a valid reason for keeping and not disclosing
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>>19628She's pregnant: it's a little late for that.
Tracy needs to flesh- out her exposed ribs anyway.
Alright, enough of the Tea time (if there's a Q&A and I miss it I'll nerf every one of you). Nao.
>>19631"Thats... not a short story. The short version is, no matter what she threw at me, I didn't die. I mentioned before: I never chose to be a devil, I chose to not die. That was how I piqued her interest."
>>19636>flesh out exposed ribsHoly shit that's actually good point. Continue eating ice cream
>>19635>Valid reasonBecause I want to and I can.
The party doesn't know about it, so it's none of their concern. Best case scenario, they'll find themselves pleasantly surprised if they're short on cash.
>>19637But Tea Time is still playing
"She removed the devil... and only after you evidently pissed her off. Why?"
>>19638*Ice-cream binge resumes*
>>19635Hol' up, I gotta back-read
>>19629>>19631"I think she was interested in me for some reason"
>>19639That's literally saying you are being a dick because you want to and can.
>>19641No shit, but I wanna respond timely to this. There'll b a recording, and I'll catch up later. I was mostly just shitposting anyway.
>>19644Top fucking kek
"If you can summon the Golden Lady and have her cure Tracy and the child, it would be greatly appreciated"
>>19645this
>inb4 im a jew again
>>19648I- i dont know how.
>>19645Call it what you like.
Wait until you actually need the treasure. Your character doesn't know about it, so it's no worth pondering about. I'll at least let you know I won't spend it all on junk.
>>19650"Tay... I don't know if you know this, but Tracy is infected with Judaism. She bacme infected when she drank George Soro's blood, and the Jew DNA bonded with hers. It's probably infected the child too. We need to find a cure. The Golden Lady I know cured Thez, so that I believe is one way
>>19651"Because I want to and can" has now been added to my list of justifications
Actually, she did say "I have assets," it was just shaken off at the time because there was no way hell he was taking her money for that purpose. Little does he know though it's actually everyone's assets, not hers\r
>>19652Im sorry trump but i dont know how, but ill help you though... for a price.
>>19653"Is ridding Judaism from our dimension not payment enough?"
Fuck it! I'm royally sick of arguing with this controlled freak.
*A bunch of shekels mysteriously appear on top of the pile of shekels in the treasure storage, as if left there by a ghost*
>>19655Top Fucking Kek
But that would actually cause the gems to be confused for being part of the Jew horde...
>>19623Oh, cuz he's the only one,....
>>19628Fat is good for preggos
>>19630Thez raises an eyebrow. "We'll see about that."
>>19635>wife-beater of beating wivesI'll work on it
>>19636>>19638These
>>19644"I haven't asked, but I wager she was. When she was staring you down, you didn't flinch AND you blew Soros' fuggin' head off."
>>19645Oh you're one to talk. Xp
>>19654I want you to grant me a title and a good plot of land.
>>19656Does it really matter anyway?
>>19657who is she? Can you talk to her? Is she watching us?
>>19660"She's prescient, but she tends to focus on her domain, which is the expanse between the Abyss and Hell. So, maybe."
>>19658"Title and plot of land? You're going to command an army. But I'm sure there will be plenty of cities and kingdoms that suit you"
>>19659I'll shut up now
>>19657>You're one to talkB-but!
>>19657Thez, let Inferius help the child
>>19662Let the kid be reared before you do stuff to him: give him at least a moment's chance.
>>19663We're just going to cure the child of the Jew blood is all. That and keep Tracy from messing up the child more
>>19660"As for who she is,... she's the archetype of the divine feminine. The source of all resolve, determination, fortitude, and perseverance. She is the the unstoppable force and the immovable object. Her names are countless, and yet unknown."
>>19666Football worth checking.
>>19665I Think I've seen that kind of determination in a woman's expression before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XiBU8geK08(Just listen to her voice. She sounds like she is ready to fight the whole world - and win)
>>19666THANK YOU! That's how you use trips
"I could speak volumes of her, and yet my words would not be sufficient, in that they are just words. What answers can I give that will further illustrate the questions you might ask?"
>>19657"thez im not hurt bab,we may."
>>19664The parts of her body that regenerated with the blood would've been fiendish, meaning that Soros's blood shouldn't have an health-afflicting deformative affects on her uterus due to its monstrous metabolism. If the foal inherited any planetouched attributes, they would've been inherited genetically, and by GM having fun.
>>19669Can you call her here?
>>19668Epona deserves trips too...
>>19671The child must not have evil extra=planar elements, that I know
>>19673Why does Tracy thank Epona for the pregnancy, but not Football?
Or Trumpaladin for that matter
>>19662"Show me some later."
>>19673You assume Epona is not Football or of Football.
>>19672"No one calls her. She goes where she pleases, and does what she does. It is not known what is within or without her domain or purview. You saw how Soros attempted to rebuke her, and what became of it."
>>19675"We have to take it first"
>>19676"Can you communicate with her?"
>>19677"Then what are we sitting around for?"
>>19679"Don't worry in the least. I'll be on it"
>>19674Tracy isn't really much of a zealot in any formal sense
(she just exploits divegrass for power), since Equestrians aren't exactly religious. She does feel a subtle calling..
I just think Epona deserves trips on this board, due to its nature.
Also teiflings aren't always bad. Don't be a racist bigot.
>>19681>this board, due to its nature>Don't be a racist bigotPick One
>>19682You can see where her softcore outlook on religion comes from then:
>Most powerful being in the world sits on her ass eating cake all day, while a group of ~6 mortals save the world themselves
>>19684Seems relavent to our situation.
>>19685Because mlpol is pretty racist. But it was established the very first session Thez was introduced, in the transformation from the soros blood, and basically every session since, that Trumpaladin is racist against infernals and extra-planars.
>>19684>Most powerful being in the world sits on her ass eating cake all dayWouldn't you do the same if you were a god?
>>19687>Wouldn't you do the same if you were a god?I didn't say she was wrong.
Oh shart.
Tracy detaches herself from the ice cream machine and fucks off to the grove to see her friend.
Tracy's faggot goes to bed.
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>>19690No don't! She'll see someone there it's probably better she not see
Thankfully I can delete other people's posts.
I'll ask dev team about that "password" issue, although I am still betting they will say it is browser related
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>>19696im using Brave if they need to know.
Been away for a little while
Did I miss anything?
>>19698tay learned about the golden bitch.
>>19698Tracy is allowed to eat lots of sweets but you are not
>>19699Is that something I should learn about or wait until I am older?
>>19704"shes a very mean golden woman Never talk to her shes evil."
>>19706"Got it. Don't talk to golden women."
>>19705okay you can have SOME candy.
>>19700Stop misleading her.
*Returns to bed*
>>19706"But the Golden Lady cured Thez. She could cure Tracy and the child. Of course, she also claimed she cursed Thez. Either way though, we might need her."
>>19705"Little Filly, you are very manipulative"
>>19704"You were there when she cured Thez and banished Soros"
>>19710>>19711she was a bitch to me she paralyzed me!
>>19709>>19709>pic related
>>19710But that's true. Tracy gets to eat buckets of sweets because she's emaciated and looks like she just escaped a gulag, while Nord Filly will destroy her teeth and become obese if she keeps eating so much candy
>>19711>"Little Filly, you are very manipulative""....."
"So golden lady is nice some times?"
>was preoccupied looking at twigs yesterday>>19712"CANDY!!.... Thanks"
>>19712I was talking to Trumpaladin's faggot.
*Hibernates for real this time*
Don't respond, I gotta sleep.
>>19715But what if the real reason
kidding, sleep
>>19715I must also go to sleep
"Night, night all.."
>yawns>falls asleep>dreams
>>19717*carries back to tower AND tucks in*
>>19712"I was paralyzed too. So was Tourcil, who, like you, was sticking up for your freedom and for Thez. But the vengeful one, and the one who wanted to poison herself and her child with Jew blood... They stayed free throughout the whole encounter. As if they live and we die because their intentions are bad and ours good. It felt poetic in a sort of way. Like Cockroaches being the only survivors of a nuclear war. It was foreboding, like a warning that for all of our efforts, the only thing that will come of our team that survives will be evil. A terrible feeling, the symbolism. God I hope that whole encounter had no larger meaning"
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>>19719>autistic screech "have more faith in our gods bro"
>>19720"The whole end of that battle, and what happened afterwards, just made it seem like we are - I am - destined to do more harm and spread more evil than good. Made me want to quit leading the city. Like that was the only way to avoid some horrific future"
>>19721"i think you need to go have a chat with FOOTBALL, im not saying i cant help but that would be the best solution in my professional opinion, and as your psychiatrist i am forcing you to!"
>>19722"Tell me you're not just a little worried by the behavior of at least one of your teammates. Myself included"
>>19723"used to i would have sided with her because shes feeding him right now, but due to recent dietary alterations i must say i agrre with you"
*infernuis looks up from his book of letters*
>>19724"Inferius, here's the thing. We have power now. Power to influence people's lives. And we're going to have a hell of a lot more if I were to continue the way I planned to. But we need to be responsible with that power. We need to make sure we will help - not do evil. Unless we have the best of intentions, we'll leave the world - maybe other worlds - worse off.
Thez really impressed me when she showed that she was sacrificing herself for the sake of her friends. That's a hell of a lot better intent than I had - I wanted to take the mage's place as emperor. It's better than what Tracy and probably Tay intended as well. But bless Thez - she's looking at this too narrowly. It's not just us, it's people everywhere who could be affected. We need to think of that."
>>19725"me with you on that trump."
Fug, Norfilly really makes me feel like we have a legit filly poner in the group.
>sigh
Explanation inbound
Thez explains the encounter with the golden woman. "In the moment, and when presented with the situation, Trump sought to introduce himself, as though diplomacy could have mediated the situation. And yet, it should have been obvious that that was not a time for pleasantries. It should also have been obvious that Trump was not dealing with an equal. For that, he was silenced. Torcuil did well, but his demeanor was plaintive, as though he could 'politely' demand to know who he was speaking to, and moreover, he did not answer Her question. I'nis did right in telling her "Fuck you" and would have succeeded in that, but he failed in that he neither answered Her question nor maintained his resolve. It didn't help that,... I had kinda told Her all about him, and by that She was angered by his mere existence. One of the Laws is "Commit to No One",... and I'nis was evidence that I had broken the Law. Tay however, decided (whether consciously or not) that she had an opportunity to take advantage of. She probably knew she could easily be disabled or murdered, but saw an opportunity for herself and acted upon it. This is precisely the spirit that She represents, acknowledges, and is lenient toward. Tracy neither answered nor faltered, which again shows resolve and determination, and when Tay blew Soros' head off Tracy disregarded the situation to take advantage of another opportunity. Both could be considered to have acted disrespectfully, but it was a defiance that showed utility in the face of overwhelming force, rather than an attempt to counteract, placate, or deny that force. And when She demanded their names, they answered with neither supplication nor assertiveness. There was a daring in their answers that showed Her the very thing She craves from all living things, resolve. And then they bantered! In that, She could see why I had defied Her for you all. It is not that She felt Trump's or I'nis' or Torcuil's responses were invalid, but they were predictable and,... well,... male. But when She acted to harm all of you, even though I know (ALL too well) how easily She could destroy me and the rest of you, I didn't hesitate. I couldn't stand the idea of you coming to harm, especially because it was my fault She was there in the first place. It was ALL my fault, and because it was my fault, it was Her's," Thez says meekly (not like in the bath house).
"When I first crossed Her path, I was little more than a pile of rags, having,... gawd I can't even imagine how long I had been wandering. Through this gate and that, portal after portal, zone and dimension, one after another. Time-changes and life-experiences and fractured personalities and life-times that seemed real. I walked through a gate, the gate that led to Her domain, which is at the border of the Abyss and Hell, and I simply walked by Her. I didn't even notice Her at first, so she just watched me, and followed along. She put obstacles in my way, and I destroyed them. She set traps for me and I evaded them or I survived and healed from them. Finally She stood before me Herself,... and we fought. We fought for days. I wasn't really conscious of what I was doing, but I still remember it. For perspective, the gate which I had walked through was forbidden to Demons, and those who ventured through were quickly dealt with. I can only imagine Her surprise when a mortal, a child even (there was some time-reversal shit prior) walked through. So as we fought, She expected a quick and simple conclusion, but that is not what happened. I forced Her to use an ability She had not shown anyone. It wasn't even known that She had it, so secret was it, but still - and largely because She underestimated me - I forced Her hand. That is how I piqued her interest. It was after that that She remade me of the house of Thez, and placed a Geas on me that from that point forward I would take it as my name."
>>19728In the deadliest single aircraft disaster of all time, some 520 out of 524 people died. A small number of people in the rear of the airplane - in the smoking section - survived. They survived because they were smokers, while everyone else died. That's what that experience felt like.
>>19731"that a good *looks in book* metaphor"
>>19731"That is what She is. She is Wrath personified. She is Lust in form. She is Sloth, and Pride, and all those things mortals have come to fear. But she is not wholly evil, and because I was remade by Her, my fault was Her's. And so, She removed Her fault from me."
>>19730"me wish i could have saved you from all that"
>>19734"Only death could do such a thing, and that I would not abide, which too was what caught Her interest. Her gifts are horrible and wonderful, but not for the faint of heart."
She turns to Trump. "She could indeed remove everything of Soros from Tracy, but it would not come without a price. Be wary of asking it."
>>19735"heart aches at such a bleak thought"
>>19730"What was your name before?"
>>19733"To be completely honest, I wasn't really intending on intervening at the time. I was far more interested in Tracy, and to a lesser extent, on Tay. It seemed like whatever was going on with the Golden Lady was between you and her. But Inferius and Tourcil were talking, so I figured I'd step in."
>>19736"Like what kind of price?"
>>19738"something more than gold is always the price with devils"
>>19739"my mother would know more..."
>>19739"We have to make a Mephistopheles bargain? Aw hell no. It was Tracy's Mephistopheles bargain that got us into this mess. Is there another way?"
>>19738"Gilana. Gilana de Fatima Korragar. Thank you for asking."
>>19739"This, most assuredly."
>>19739"Perhaps we have more in common than I had anticipated."
>>19741"What Tracy did was not a bargain, though clearly some form of exchange took place. I don't know what reversing that exchange will mean, nor can I anticipate how she will respond. She seems to rather like the changes that have occurred."
>>19742"You are welcome. What name do you prefer to go by?
"It's all the same. She sought to harness evil powers, and that always comes a price. Yes I know she's just fine with it, do not remind me"
*shudders*
"Trying to save her came at a far bigger price"
>>19742how do you feel about ana?
>>19743"now do you see why i told the filly not to talk to the gold lady?
>>19743>>19744She chuckles. "The path to hell is paved with good intentions. Thez is fine, I've known it for so long that anything else seems,... odd," she smiles, and looks at Infernius. "But I won't stop you if you choose to call me something else,... I'nis."
>>19746"oh and by the way the only way i faultered is because her aura reminded me of you."
>>19748"A mistake I hope you won't repeat," she says with a wink.
>>19749"if she challenges me ill fight her to the death before i surrender!
>could tay makes me mp4 related gm?
>>19746"Let me ask you. Is it worth it? Good intentions I mean"
>>19751"If you're asking me whether I would choose death over good intentions, I'll still favor the latter."
>>19753"thats one of the reasons i love you"
>>19754She smirks. "Would you do any different?"
>>19755"no" infernuis says with a wink and a tickle to the ribs.
>>19756"You're lucky I don't have a tail a tail anymore, else I'd drop you without even shifting my weight," she says crossing her arms playfully.
[1d20 = 17]>>19757*playful grapple*
[9d20 = 66]
"Okay, I can't break the grapple cursed items! but I can still beat you while IN a grapple,"
T> Nonlethal full-round attack
>>19760>tfw Thez is kind of smite-able, but she's no longer a demon, so there's not really a just reason to smite her
Fun fact, while engaged in a grapple, the two parties engaged can still fight, just not with weapons. Since Thez is a monk, she can use elbows, knees, etc. without incurring any penalties. Since her combined attack bonuses (buffs included is +59 (-5 with each consecutive hit),....
>>19762>Thez is a MonkI did not know that
>>19763You didn't? Seriously?
>>19764Why would I know that?
>>19765Inferius is right. It's only proper to smite women if they are extra-planars or Bolsheviks (kind of the same thing) and Thez is no longer half demon
"The best there's ever BEEN!" she says brushing her hands off (I'm assuming you're not gonna make me roll for damage, that was 9 consecutive hits at 2d10+str+buffs damage, not enough to knock Infernius out completely, but enough to daze him).
>>19767im not gonna hit thez.
>>19766My bad, I'm certain I mentioned it a few times.
>>19768"Didn't you just say that you wouldn't repeat that mistake?" Xp
>>19771To be honest, the fact that you let her pick on you is what first drew her eye.
"YOU shut up!"
>>19772"did you hit me or was that a flurry of kittens" infernuis says smugly.
>>19773Her eyes narrow. "Consider yourself lucky that I can't speak Blasphemy anymore. I still have the stones though."
>>19774>she can't speak blasphemy anymore
>>19774"ah come on you know me was joking"
>>19777You did good Inferius, you did good
>>19776>>19777"Oh, and I wasn't? What's wrong? Big ol' bull can't handle the bantz?" she says jumping into his arms, kissing him.
Tulpas,... sheesh
As an aside, would it be gloating if I were to point out that by this thread the Game now accounts for right around 15k posts? That wouldn't be gloating would it? I would hate to gloat, that would be improper.
>>19782"Yeah he's the worst. That, and he really needs to
get off his ass and start shooping my reaction images!"
Sigh.
Alright then, that's it for me. Catch you later!
What happened while I was asleep?
>>19762Can grapplers use natural weapons? Hooves, teeth etc?
This is probably more just a statement for counter-factual speculation than for actual gameplay purposes, but a Paladin's mount can command a similar animal kind to "approach, drop, fall, flee, or halt" as many as one time per day per two paladin levels. So a pony belonging to a level 16 Paladin could force a horse or pony within 65 feet of her to come to her, assume a prone position, or stop moving, up to eight times per day.
How far did that rumor about a Dragonne picking-off travelers along the road between Port Barry and Pip spread?
>>19791With the requisite feat (Improved Unarmed Combat) yes.
>>19792Yes
>>19793Didn't you tell that one to the Pip merchant?
>>19795>Didn't you tell that one to the Pip merchant?Yes, and to a few guys in the line at the dome.
>>19796You would have to ask around those areas to determine the effects.
>>19797Can she do that now?
>>19798How much game-time do you really think that will take?
>>19799About 8 hours?
It's not important anyway..
>>19796Imagine you're standing at the counter in a roadside store. The door opens, and in comes, standing upright, a blue horse with an emaciated appearance about the size of a seventh-grade human female. Incredibly, the thing talks, with a voice that sounds like it is hiding a deeper malevolence. It tells you that a lion-dragon is killing people along the road, and leaves. You're definitely retelling that story, but somehow I feel the content of the warning will be lost.
>>19799That would take days
>>19795GM, how far has the legend spread of the Protector in resplendent amber-clad armor, riding a gilded Lion, who slays Bolsheviks and protects travelers from Highwaymen - whom he hangs with glee?
"He does it for free" the legend tells
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>>19801>StoryThis is what I'm thinking too. "Did you hear about?" "A talking pony?" "Yeah, it was crazy! She said something about, I don't really remember but she was all..."
>DaysDing
>>19798She can, if you really want, but I'm telling you now that the newest story of the party v. the Nerd will have spread far faster and far wider.
On a totally unrelated note, and because I normally am not afforded the opportunity to do so, I would like to state - for posterity - Checkmate.
>>19802I was thinking of checking out the dome again, actually.
>>19802Is that ding in the sense of "the bell goes ding for a correct answer" or "I just got dinged by email from Haynes and Boone" (rejected!)
>>19803I have no idea what you mean by that, but you can't have good intentions by it, and it scares me
>>19804That would take a full day plus a rest period, so you can be 'back' by tomorrow at earliest.
>>19805Correct
Don't mind the other, it means I'm FREEEEEE
>>19806I was looking to go on a long journey and explore the map more.
>>19807Why not go to the Emperor's capital with us when we try to conquer it?
>>19808We feel like I'd be less restrained if she went off alone for a while.
>>19809What if it's a tough as hell fight though? I have no idea if we can literally walk in, if we have to face another madman, or if there will be an entire army (obvious Sechs will be consulted first)
>>19810Yeah, but I have things I want to do, and goals I need to have her achieve to complete the form last my development plans. It'd be a lot easier if she weren't always being being watched.
>>19809Also, if it were to be discovered that Tracy murdered every individual at the dome, Flashy wouldn't be bothered by it
>>19811Well, if you're set on that course its your decision. I will point out that Cardishore is on the way to Kefka's Citadel though.
>>19811to complete the formulas for*
I might just scrap this sheet though..
>>19811I'm only being specific/particular because that will eliminate your ability to interact with anyone else until the next time the group 'meets up' again. I'm not in any way opposed.
Also, forget ye not that one has to wait in line just to get IN Cardishore,....
>>19727Should I tone it down a bit, or be honoured?
>>19816Nah, you're filling the role well.
>>19816>tone downABSOLUTELY NOT!
ahemYour adorable nature is a delightful and well-received addition by my estimation. ^_^
>>19804this, go see whats up over there tracy.
>>19820We went to the dome and you got stuck in line. We already know what is there is of relative little interest. There's something else we should attend to
>>19818hey gm can i do another recruitment drive and have training day for my police force?
>>19821it wouldnt hurt to see whats inside the city! and tracy can phase out of the buildigs if she gets stuck again.
>>19823It was complete darkness, wasn't it?
>>19824i dont think so. i could be wrong.
>>19823>tracy can phase out of the buildigs if she gets stuck again.Wtf didn't I think of just phasing
into the city?!
>>19824I know "Dancing Lights" if needed...
>>19821see
>>19823Glad someone else said it!
>>19822Sure. I still haven't figured out how big the force is in general, but I'll add a bonus to the equation if you wanna do that.
>>19826^_^
>>19826She already registered formally. I'm skipping security next time.
She wants her knives back anyway.
There is at least one other way into the city, but that's a good one too and the one that involves the least involvement of the party (since Tracy seems to want to 'go rogue', not in a negative sense).
>>19829they might have hella treasure..
>>19832i might take my police force over there for a raid after they're trained.
>>19833Kefka's Capital city is the obvious target for a raid. It's likely a Keystone to other cities. It's a logical location to bring mountains of tribute to
>>19834>RaidInvasion and Occupation
>>19829Cardishore is on the road to Kefka's City. Scout ahead and do what you want there, then join the main party (which will be a hell of a lot slower) on its way to the Capital
>>19828I would like tat bonus.
>>19830have i got any more feat slots from lvling?
>>19838I'm not sure what you mean.
>>19839And I'm not sure you ever declared any feats to begin with. Players get (standard) 1 feat for every 3 levels, meaning (unless I missed it) u have 5 feats to designate.
>>19840i had took some but i havent used them since then can i re pick im not really happy with the ones i have.
>>19842Well I am a bitch
I'm just salty cause my new wifi adapter isn't working
>>19840>I still haven't figured out how big the force is in general, but I'll add a bonus to the equation if you wanna do that.
>>19843You absolutely need "Leadership." It's the most important one, take it
>>19844go get some candy it helps with the salt.
>>19847The only way to cure this salt is my PC workingI assume my stick crafting worked last night?
>>19842>Tracy: "dying is painful>Inferius: "only if you are a bitch.">Trumpaladin: "I can't perfectly control Tracy">Inferius: "don't be a faggot. Control your woman">Scottish Faggot: "ugh, do I have to read?">Inferius: "don't be a bitch"I love Inferius
>>19848Crafting, sure. Enchanting,... let me see,....
>>19847Sweet AND salty nuts!
>>19846This
>>19845Ah k. Basically, I'm making myself a note to add a notable modifier for the dice I end up rolling.
>>19844There's this lovely retreat I heard about recently. Its called Kwiturbitchin'. You'll have plenty of time to read, or you could just ignore it entirely, but don't expect a full rundown if you do.
>>19843>sighVery well
>>19849>If I take that mask off, would it hurt?Inferius: only if I'm a bitch
>>19851The closest I can find that matches your description is a dancing weapon, so I would have to require a few weeks to research the item. What's more, you can't just enchant any old stick, enchantments require masterwork materials AND crafting. In fact, I SHOULD have required it for the Snek staff, but its a little late for that.
>>19851top fucking jej
>>19849me love you too trump.
>>19852can i take a 20 if i craft stuff?
>>19850As far as I can tell it was more bitching about Tracy from Trump
>>19852That is not even fucking close to what I want
I basically want something like a flute, that plays itself
>>19855Right, which requires enchantment, which means masterwork materials, and a masterwork crafted flute. Since there are no flutes that play themselves listed, one has to be researched and developed.
>>19856are there any feats that help me dual wield axes?
>>19858You mean OTHER than Two-weapon fighting?
e_e
>>19859i didnt see that yet im currently looking through the list.
>>19860K, just being trollish
>>19861im taking the leadership feat and my score is 25.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Leadership
>>19862So it is. The max level available from among the PB (port Barry) citizens is 3rd so,... I'm thinking 15 3rd level police. This is in addition to the Denver Broncos that Trump has been working on, as well as the Fight Club that Thez has been
beating training.
Also, anyone wanna comment on what happened to those elves who are still milling about (not to mention all the kittens)?
>>19863ive got a name for my force they are my Gestapo
>>19864can lennos make me an item that raises my dex to 19?
>>19866From 9? No, that would be artifact grade, and it would conflict with the Arms
>>19864So how are the elves?
So Trump's got the Denver Bronco's, including the Generals(?), Infernius has his Gestapo, Tracy has her Assassin's guild (what was the name again?), and Thez has the Fight Club. There's also the elves (I'm thinking Troll will have taken them under her wing, even though she's not an alicorn in the Game),... am I forgetting anyone?
>>19870NICE! K. So there's 4-5 burgeoning forces in and around PB.
There's also a ship. This will get interesting indeed!
>>19871Who owns the ship
>Torc has nothing
>>19872Who indeed? Wanna revive Korak and ask him?
>>19871we have 3.trump built 2 more.
>>19869would it be possible to get it to 19 with a few items?
>>19874Riiiiiight. I gotta keep better notes.
>>19875Typically no. Normally, magical augments don't stack, except in the case of artifacts.
>>19876i was just wondering because i need 15 dex to take the first level of 2 weapon fighting.
>>1987715 is do-able, but will require a shuffling/replacement of existing items, as well as the crafting of new ones.
I'm gonna need a status update on all the agendas and pursuits and shit of everyone. I'll go back through it as best I can tonight, but I am sure I've either overlooked or forgotten a bunch of stuff. Before this weekend, I should have a complete (or as near complete as has been determined) character outline for everyone, which I will then post for verification/comment/correction.
>>19879I hope I can have enough time to lay everything out. I think I would need confirmation and collaboration from the other players for some of it
>>19878wanna join my Gestapo as the arcane adviser?
>>19880tell me what you need from me.
>>19880I'm on a different schedule this week, so while I won't be available when usual, I will have plenty of time during the normally low-traffic hours (less distractions).
>>19879would i have to get rid of my arms?
>>19879>this weekendI sadly can't play this weekend, maybe late saturday or friday night. But that's iffy>>19882Eh, why not?
>joins
>>19882Specifically I would like you to commit yourself and your ghestapo to accompany me in the next quest, which I believe will be to try to take control of Kefka's Court city. This is assuming conversations with knowledgeable NPCs suggest that this is as wise of a course of action as I believe it to be
>>19886our death squads are with you.
>>19886>court cityYou haven't played Final Fantasy 3 have you? ^_~
>>19885welcome Admiral.
>>19886can i reqquest one of thw ships to be signed over to the gestapo?
>>19879My original plan was to journey/research to seek the means to continue augmenting Tracy and perhaps some other horses in the process, but it seems like I simply can't do that now.
Give me a day or two to figure out my plans. I have a lot of work to do.
>>19879infernuis plans to get better at crafting learn to read and drill the gestapo so they gain some exp in fighting.
>>19889Yes, you may have one of the ships.
May I ask though, what your design is? My original intent was that these ships would be to carry missionaries to far off cities to spread the word of Football.
>>19874>>19876I had three ships commissioned. Probably smaller than the Galleon-class Jolly Cunt, but still clearly ocean-going
>>19892its a police boat NO MORE PIRATES!!
>>19893Wouldn't you prefer though that we commission a frigate, or the ship first be converted into a frigate?
>>19894yes actually i wasnt gonna ask because i didnt know if you wanted to spend the money or not, can torculi make us an airship?
>>19895Well, the Jew Horde is not ours per se but only in trust. We'll have to give the horde over to the city.
But we can encourage the people to fulfill their manifest destiny by liberating all the realm and spreading peace, goodness, and the American way. They liberated themselves, now they may bring themselves glory. And so we ask for a lot of the money back to raise armies and a navy.
If that doesn't work, well, someone has delivered over Thez's Gem horde. I'm sure that could buy a frigate.
If not, I'm using my six gorrilion profession points to use the darkest, most Arcane black magic of all:
Fractional-Reserve Banking. We take out a loan to pay for the ship.
>Can Tourcil make us an airshipThis. Just This.
>>19896who we take loan from?
>>19897Whoever can harness the dark powers of Fractional-Reserve Banking for themselves
Ben
>>19898seems like a good back up plan
>>19900torculi me assign you a squad of men. fill the slots how ever you like.
>>19901I don't think he can lead men (need feat and probably a certain class)
What we do have are 14 elves just sitting around
>>19901How large is a squad?
>>19902Read backstory faggot
>>19903I'm talking about gaining followers and cohorts under the D&D rules. Read those
>>19902>>19904Leadership.
Prerequisite
Character level 6th.
so he can take the feat
>>19905Well... We still got 14 elves taking up space and bored in the stables
>>19906>>199075 men and 14 eleves then.
>>19906>>19908What is he going to do with them though?
>>19909thats up to him. he could make them meme machines if he wanted.
>>19910I think the NPCs need to be separately trained to be craftsman than being fighters. Let's work out a clear division of labor
>>19906>>19908I can do this
>hires trollestia as translatorUh choices in people?
Military engineers, weak ass wizards?
Archers?
>>19912its up to you bro.
>>19913Uh, military engineers x2
Archers to train the elves x2
We'll be the ranged division
>>19914Artilery. We need artillery
Also I'm sure Tourcil could get followers without cannibalizing other trained NPCs that are followers of others
>>19915>>19914Magic artillery would be nice but you dont have to.
"What are you all planning over here, guys? C-could I help?"
>>19917sure your part of the team.
>>19914>>19916If not magical, at least normal
>>19917"D'aww! She's finally taking interest in my plans for world domination!"
*Happiliy pets pony*
We're using our leadership powers and the money to raise an army and a a navy
>>19917>>19915Fine, 2 artillery men, and the engineers
>>19916I like the sound of that
>>19917"Hi smol hoers"
>>19920Are you wanting craftsmen to create thing or military engineers to operate ballistics and catapults? Maybe we could also do things like rigging explosives. Full medieval warfare
I've got one foot in the graveyard right now, but I don't want to be left out entirely. Just give me a tip.>>19921This.
>>19921>catapultsDegenerate
Military engineers are travel logistics, fortications, etc.
So I want engineers
>>19923>The spoilered textI'm sorry, what did you mean by that?
>>19924REEEEEE! We need siege engines to capture cities. Whether that be Ballistas, Catapults, batterring rams, Trebuchets, or mining underneath walls and fortifications and setting explosives.
Also it's just cool. And useful against massed infantry.
>>19925>>19924also this torculi it might be a pretty good idea for the engineers to research this stuff.
>>19926I do think it would be simple enough to have a certain someone infiltrate a walled city, kill someone at the gate, and then open the gate for an army, but Trebuchets are just cool.