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Anonymous
+hil5
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No.19224
19228
NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.

The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.

There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.

This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.

Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
894 replies and 73 files omitted.
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20245
20251
>>20242
Me help track ziggys!!
Anonymous
E3PAT
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No.20246
20247 20248 20249 20252
>>20238
>I had personally forgot about the library

What do we want Torc's squad to make?
Morters? Trebuchets? Ballistias?
Anonymous
SPlOl
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No.20247
20260
>>20246
>mortars, ballistas, or trebuchets
Yes

I'll do some magic to secure funding for the base materials, while you recruit nerds
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20248
20260
>>20246
Id say a good mix all available siege weapons. Can you get your guys to research cannons for ship battles?
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20249
20250 20252
>>20246
What about arcane research? You could lead a term of mage scientists/mages to discover spells and techniques to empower other factions.
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20250
20260
>>20249
Also, alchemy research sounds suitable for librarians too.
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20251
20253 20299
>>20245
Yeah. I also want to harvest mutagens from monsters and find gear components, like in The Witcher.
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20252
20260
>>20249
>>20246
Ok torculi form here foward you are promoted to lieutenant, and head of Research(technological and Magical) the Gestapo.

Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20253
20254
>>20251
Gm Doesn't know witcher
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20254
20256
>>20253
It's one of my favorite games ever.
Anonymous
SPlOl
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No.20255
20262
It's probably a good idea to have a diplomatic sortie to the capital, to see exactly what we're dealing with. Will we be greated with open arms as liberators? A city in civil war? Closed gates to a walled city? An army? Better to answer those questions before arriving when our intentions will be more clear to those inside.

I think I'll need Kefka's head though. You know, to price we killed him.
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20256
20257
>>20254
mine to even though ive just recently got wild hunt and dont own the other 2 [s/]
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20257
20258
>>20256
Lowercase "s".
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20258
>>20257
shit sorry my brain os a bit fuzzy right now, ive been up for awhile[s/]
Anonymous
SPlOl
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No.20259
image.jpeg
>tfw having a spy and assassin would be the most useful thing ever
Anonymous
E3PAT
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No.20260
20261 20263 20264
>>20248
>>20247
I can do that.

>Torc grabs a book for notes and head dto the library for research
>>20250
Torc has a staff of transmutilation
>>20252
Nice

>bread be slower than a retarded 4 year old
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20261
20288
>>20260
Can you make me a cyber-bear mount?
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20262
>>20255
I could stop off there and see if tracy doesn't want to.
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20263
20285
>>20260
>Torc has a staff of transmutilation
What about it?
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20264
1507664264482-4.jpeg
>>20260
>transmutation
>trans mutilation
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20265
20266 20299
What was the name of Korak's camo-cloak? I'm trying to figure out how to use it in combat.
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20266
20267
>>20265
Was it the cloak of elvenkind?
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20267
20268
>>20266
Idk, possibly.

I'm trying to type-up the second rough draft for my character sheet.
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20268
20269 20270
>>20267
What did the cloak do i could maybe tell you the name.
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20269
20271 20272
>>20268
I know it granted partial concealment that increased as long as it was used. GM said if used correctly it could allow the user to perform sneak attacks while observed. I thought it could have some great synergy with the nightmare's smoke, in deadly battles.
Anonymous
SPlOl
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No.20270
20272
>>20268
Changes colors to suit the surrounding when desired
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20271
>>20269
I'm trying to figure out how to properly perform sneak attacks with the cane-sword too: It'd be absolutely lethal if it could triple an Assassin's Death Attack.
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20272
20273
>>20269
>>20270
Cloak of Elvenkind: This cloak of neutral gray cloth is indistinguishable from an ordinary cloak of the same color. However, when worn with the hood drawn up around the head, it gives the wearer a +5 competence bonus on Hide checks
Sound similar?
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20273
20274
>>20272
Seems about right.
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20274
>>20273
Id put an * next to it on your sheet untill the gm can weigh in on it.
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20276
20279
Idk if it was ever clear if Thez took back Bob or not, but it seemed like so.
Anonymous
SPlOl
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No.20277
20278 20279
Tracy, if your assassins guild needs a client...
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20278
>>20277
*watches intently*
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20279
20284
>>20276
Actually, she may as well take it back, along with her staff of ki-striking. I thought she'd want them as soon as she got back.
*hands weapons to Thez*
>>20277
Tracy never actually mentioned any guild, and it isn't even clear if there will be one, but feel free to mouth off about dipshits you don't like.
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20284
20299
>>20279
>>20035
>>13733 →
...Yeah, on third thought, I am going to keep those separate from the rest of the pile: that stuff looks too persal to mix with everything else.
*Moves treasure back hiding spot, leaving note for Thez to pick it up, since she already knows about the dungeon*
(Remind me to build another >RapeDungeon)
Anonymous
E3PAT
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No.20285
20286 20288
>>20263
Why hire people todo alchemy when Torc can do it
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20286
20299
>>20285
Good point.
Torc can craft scrolls too, cant he? The party could use a bunch of those.
Anonymous
SPlOl
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No.20287
20289 20291 20299
Can we train homing pidgeons? That would be insanely useful
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20288
>>20285
>>20261

Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20289
20290 20291 20295
>>20287
Pigeons? Why not hawks?
Anonymous
SPlOl
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No.20290
20292
>>20289
Because homing pigeons are almost insane for their ability to carry messages over miles with perfect navigation
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20291
20292 20293 20294
>>20287
You need the Handle Animal skill to do that, and you gotta do it one at a time (takes a week for even basic tricks). Certain NPCs could be hired to do it though.
A Ranger or a Druid would be useful for an animal-related task that big.
>>20289
Hawks get distracted.
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20292
>>20290
>>20291
Fair points.
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20293
20294
>>20291
Another reason why we should track down a zigger!
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20294
20298 20300
>>20291
For that matter, I wonder what intelligence score Ponimaru has.
>>20293
It would be difficult (hippies don't even leave footprints), but with combined skills and spells one could be found potentially be found. Nightmares are natural Trackers, and Infernius can find some routs/clues using a couple divine spells.
Anonymous
E3PAT
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No.20295
20296
>>20289
Gonna assume yes, but ask GM.

Also I just noticed how William Wallace Torc's backstory is. I swear I wasn't even trying
Anonymous
SPlOl
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No.20296
20297 20314
>>20295
You called your army Wallace's Army. Yes you were
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20297
>>20296
Top jej
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20298
>>20294
"Me am so good at tracking zigger"
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20299
20303 20314
>>20222
So no?
>>20223
Other than "look for druids"?
>>20226
8O
>>20230
No magic creature books, but they saw you. Don't overthink it.
>>20240
THANK YOU
>>20251
Gear components, sure. No more mutagens. You know what, I'm just going to shut up and let you guys find out what happens when you do stuff.
>>20265
Cloak (see robe) of scintilating colors
>>20284
Oh quit your whining, Thez and Torcuil are the only ones who can even get IN, and Thez is the only one (aside from the whole ant colony,... you don't seem to mind THEM knowing) who knows where it is.
>>20286
Scribe Scroll feat to do it independently. He can do it without the feat using the tools in the Library.
>>20287
Or you could inquire around the Port,....

Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20300
>>20294
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Shadowdancer
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20301
20302 20303
Since you're all familiar with Feats, I'll take this time to point out that any crafting or fabricating feat that a player doesn't have can be bypassed by a device in the Tower. Remember all those machines I mentioned? That is what they do, that is what they are for. No, they can't be removed.
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20302
20305
>>20301
Some magic items require spells, do you necessarily need to know those spells, or can you use scrolls or the assistance of another character?
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20303
20304 20305
>>20299
>>20301
Can torculi make me a cyber-bear mount?
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20304
20306
>>20303
>cheating on Utachit.
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20305
20315 20323
>>20302
Assistence. The devices ONLY bypass the requisite 'craft' feat, NOT the essential components.
>>20303
By all means, try.
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20306
20307 20308
>>20304
I was planning on returning her to thez.
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20307
>>20306
Good idea.
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20308
20309 20310
>>20306
Well, she's awake now.
"Another consequence of being 'normal' again,... this whole 'being tired' and 'having to sleep' thing.
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20309
20311
>>20308
D-does she have bed hair?
Anonymous
K70os
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No.20310
20311
>>20308
Reminder that I am waking up next to Slovenia
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20311
20313
>>20309
No, it's in a long braid now.
>>20310
>has been reminded
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20312
20315
Also, her hair is a deep-red/burgandy now (again,... it was before but that was a long time before you met)
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20313
20318 20321
>>20311
"Hey ana me have something for you."
Anonymous
E3PAT
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No.20314
20321
>>20296
I actually wasn't, besides sounds better than Roberts Army
>>20299
Uh, Torc can get in where?
Also, how I get a feat?
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20315
20316 20321
>>20305
It doesn't bypass epic feats, does it?
>>20312
And you said her skin was gray, right?
(just want to know, in case I find the motivation to meme).
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20316
20317
>>20315
>It doesn't bypass epic feats, does it?
Jej
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20317
20318
>>20316
It was a stupid question that I meant to delet, but now it's too late...
Anonymous
K70os
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No.20318
20319
>>20313
Don't give her up until we know you have a replacement. You'll probably need her

>>20317
>too late too delete
MY SCRUFFY POWERS KNOWS NO SUCH THING AS "TOO LATE"
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20319
20320
>>20318
"Giving her back is right thing."

Can your scruffy powers wipe my mind?
Anonymous
K70os
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No.20320
20322
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>>20319
They can remove the product of your mind from the board

>>20319
"She was given to you for a reason - so that you may use her our our continuing crusade"
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20321
20327
burgundy-hair-color-photos.jpg
>>20313
"Oh?"
>>20314
Depends on the feat
>>20315
No it doesn't bypass epic feats.
She has grey skin (like wet concrete), burgundy hair, and is now wearing a simple set of dark fighting robes (think Darth Maul)
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20322
>>20320
Yeah, she wants you to have it. Besides, she has other things in mind.
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20323
20324
>>20305
Can special abilities and spell-like function as spells for crafting? As in, can Tracy use her Etherrealness and Astral Projection to craft certain items that could duplicate those abilities for others?
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20324
20326
>>20323
No. Only spell-like abilities that can be used on or to affect others.
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20325
... by that I mean, to place an effect on someone else, not to include them in the effect you're placing on yourself.
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20326
>>20324
Aw, okay.
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20327
20329 20330 20332
>>20321
*takes off sleeves and belt*
"Do You want these back ana?, also me have surprise later"
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20328
20333
I can't figure this out for the life of me, how do an Assassin's known Spells work?
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20329
20331
>>20327
Those things come off?
Don't take off the regen stone before knowing.
Anonymous
K70os
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No.20330
>>20327
"Stahp. You need those. And I need you"
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20331
>>20329
Thez pulled the regen stone out of my stomach, and she gave me a ring that does it.
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20332
20334
>>20327
Uhm,... if you're taking the sleeves off, you'll want to go to the entertron,... ever removed a few dozen deeply-embedded knives? Lots of blood,.... I'll assume that happened 'off camera'.
"If you don't want them anymore, I suppose I'll take them back," she seems disappointed. "What kind of surprise?"
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20333
20335 20337
>>20328
Spells are gained by,... well it doesn't have any particular requirements, but it wouldn't make sense for an assassin to gain/learn spells the same way mages do,... so I'll just assume assassin spells (limited that they are) are more like sorcerer's spells in that they respond to an innate desire to achieve an effect.
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20334
20336
>>20332
"No no me love the sleves they make me strong, me was just wondering since no more devil powers if you wanted sleeves back. It wouldn't be a surprise if me told you would it?"*sticks out tounge playfully*
Anonymous
SPlOl
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No.20335
20338
>>20333
The wiki says how the spells work http://www.d20srd.org/srd/prestigeClasses/assassin.htm
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20336
20342
>>20334
"Fair point. Still, I've got more then enough techniques and abilities. Besides, those have some,... unpleasant memories attached to them for me. On you they're quite fetching." ^_~
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20337
20338
>>20333
..... I don't follow...
To go to the root of my question, what's the scope of Tracy's spellcasting abilities right now?
I want to know, because I'd like to craft some items.
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20338
20341
>>20335
Thats the same as my books, which while saying how many/what spells, it doesn't say whether its a "gain spells by reading/interpreting", or whether you need a spellbook or what-not.
>>20337
Okay, what sort of items?
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20339
Oh wait, I missed the bit about "just like a bard does"
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20340
Okay yeah, you just 'get them' essentially.
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20341
>>20338
>what sort of items?
I need to check again to see what spells my character has access too..
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20342
20346
>>20336
"Okay if you're sure ill go put them back on, me think your hair look beautiful by the way"
Do the arms talk gm?
Anonymous
E3PAT
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No.20343
20344
Okay, spellcrafting feat. How get?
I fucking hate technical support
Anonymous
ptA8R
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No.20344
20345
>>20343
"Thank you come again."
Anonymous
E3PAT
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No.20345
>>20344
You forgot the indian I can't understand whom can't understand me
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20346
>>20342
How about we assume you never took them off and were conversating, for sake of brevity? I mean you can go through the whole "getting eaten and fighting them" bit again if you REALLY want,....
In a meta-sense, Thez is transitioning from a story-driving character (relating to past context and the surrounding world) into a support/admin character (helping to support and develop the resources and abilities of the Port and the factions within it). She's still available to whup ass at a moment's notice, but beyond the needs of the party, she doesn't want to watch the city burn again, nor risk the lives of innocents at the hands of nefarious forces, especially with the party looking to side-quest.
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20347
I'm gonna bake a new bread here in a moment. Standby
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.20348
Spells she has so far:

>disguise self, detect poison, feather fall, ghost sound, jump, obscuring mist, sleep, true strike.
>cause fear, corrupt weapon, cure light wounds, doom, inflict light wounds, magic weapon, summon monster I*.
>bull’s strength, cure moderate wounds, darkness, death knell, eagle’s splendor, inflict moderate wounds, shatter, summon monster II*.
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20350
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/20349.html