NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>19514
The child is the literal rape offspring of a meglomaniacal, paranoid tyrant fueled by lust for power (and, well, normal lust), and a psychopathic, serial-killing, anthrophagic, Nihilistic madmare fueled only by lust for destruction (and also normal lust), who is was able to be concieved because the mother ingested the blood of a Jewish Arch-Demon and took part of it's DNA. The child will be born into a household of constant infighting and probably domestic violence, splitting time between an assassin's guild and conquest of new lands/hunting down traitors.
Like I don't see how you could possibly make it more obvious that this individual will not turn out well
The child is the literal rape offspring of a meglomaniacal, paranoid tyrant fueled by lust for power (and, well, normal lust), and a psychopathic, serial-killing, anthrophagic, Nihilistic madmare fueled only by lust for destruction (and also normal lust), who is was able to be concieved because the mother ingested the blood of a Jewish Arch-Demon and took part of it's DNA. The child will be born into a household of constant infighting and probably domestic violence, splitting time between an assassin's guild and conquest of new lands/hunting down traitors.
Like I don't see how you could possibly make it more obvious that this individual will not turn out well
>>19523
I do not see how that will be possible under the circumstances. Why do you think I asked Tay?
I do not see how that will be possible under the circumstances. Why do you think I asked Tay?
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>>19535
That's off the table!
>>19536
"No, do you not see! I want the child to live. To thrive. To be loved. To live happily. To be a positive force in the world. But in some rocky soils only the vicious plants can grow. The odds are extremely against the poor child. The child needs more than he will get to avoid becoming his parents."
That's off the table!
>>19536
"No, do you not see! I want the child to live. To thrive. To be loved. To live happily. To be a positive force in the world. But in some rocky soils only the vicious plants can grow. The odds are extremely against the poor child. The child needs more than he will get to avoid becoming his parents."
>>19538
Tracy is willing to love her foal with all her being: it's the only thing in life she ever wanted.
She said from the beginning that her goal was to retire to a peaceful life in the rural West of Equestria, but that plan can be accommodated to this world and necessary elements of plot.
Regardless of circumstances, the roll of a family is to provide unconditional love. It shouldn't matter what the foal is born as, because it'd still be their child.
*Goes to bed for the third time*
Tracy is willing to love her foal with all her being: it's the only thing in life she ever wanted.
She said from the beginning that her goal was to retire to a peaceful life in the rural West of Equestria, but that plan can be accommodated to this world and necessary elements of plot.
Regardless of circumstances, the roll of a family is to provide unconditional love. It shouldn't matter what the foal is born as, because it'd still be their child.
*Goes to bed for the third time*
>>19546
"And if after our great struggle, after all we do, when we die it's handed over to more powerful version of Soros or Kefka, will that have made our efforts meaningful?"
"And if after our great struggle, after all we do, when we die it's handed over to more powerful version of Soros or Kefka, will that have made our efforts meaningful?"
>>19541
Paladins don't kill babies, m8. Even if it's"necessary", it's simply not his place to do, as a Paladin and as a parent. Fratricide will do a lot more than take away Trumpaladin's powers.
I need sleep...
Paladins don't kill babies, m8. Even if it's"necessary", it's simply not his place to do, as a Paladin and as a parent. Fratricide will do a lot more than take away Trumpaladin's powers.
I need sleep...
>>19548
"theres always a kefka everywhere you go we can never escape thats all it is to it, but if we just give up then they win and billions die."
"theres always a kefka everywhere you go we can never escape thats all it is to it, but if we just give up then they win and billions die."
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