NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
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>>19456in my professional opinion this is a sensible request.
>>19456Thtas not the personality flaw
Being a narccisist is though
>>19455hey gm i go into town im looking for some therapy aids.
>>19456>Serial killerTracy kills too often to be legally classified as a serial killer.
>>19461I ain't getting dragge into this
>>19463Then why do you insert yourself into my personal life!
>>19460There's no upper limit!
GM, Torc looks for a sturdy stick about a foot long
>>19464trump can you conmission me a therapy office?
>>19465SO tempted to shitpostDidn't you JUST collect sticks with Norfilly?
>>19466Hmmm... Are you trained and licensed?
>>19468This
>>19469"im trained enough, whats a license?"
>>19464Nah m8. A serial killer won't kill more than 3 people per month, with a significant "cooling period" between each kill, during which the killer returns to "normalcy". Tracy is closer to a spree killer.
>>19471"Congratulations, you are quite possibly Port Barry's first official Therapist!"
Make it so
>>19472>trying to disguise Tracy's behavior as an American TraditionIf you do a spree multiple times you're a serial killer!
>>19475What I'm saying is, serial killers don't actually kill very often, and have a prolonged period between each single kill. Tracy kills whenever she wants, which is often.
>American traditionWat?
>>19467i was think something like psilocybin mushrooms.
>>19476"thats a side effect of your psychopathy."
>>19476The definition of a serial killer is three or more kills in two or more separate incidents. Tracy probably meets that definition. The fact remains that if she wants a husbando, she's got to prove she's waifu material
>>19470So you're collecting sticks, but asking me if you can find a stick? o_O
>>19472Until they accelerate, given sufficient trigger,....
>>19477Brilliant idea, but I doubt they would be effective over a digital medium
<POOOF> Torcuil finds a stick
>>19481But is it what he asked for?
He prepares to enchant
>>19480im sure if you described exactly what she was feeling in depth it might work
>>19482oh your making a magic stick
>>19483Woah, woah, woah! Don't give her any spooky shit that could affect the development of her fetus.
>>19482If you want ANOTHER 1' long wooden,... ah nevermind
>>19483>>19477That would just make her stabby
>>19485Also this. AND STOP EATING DEMON SHIT, you'll harm the child
>>19485"magic mushrooms are 100% safe for fetuses unlike meth."
>>19487Last time she ate it, it regenerated her womb.
GM already said she couldn't get moar powers though...
>>19486I honestly expected that
Just suprised it took this long
How does I enchant
>>19487>GM scribbles down "Demon,.... child">>19490Rub it
too easySeriously, what kind of enchantment are you looking for?
>>19489And caused her personality to degenerate into something substantially less waifu grade than before
>>19493Not really. I just got bored.
>>19491The child already has bad genetics, pls no
>>19494Eh, still makes her less waifuable
>>19496Maybe just buy or craft a damn flute?
>>19494If you're doing it all for entertainment, then why do you keep saying "it's locked by math," but have a set of math that causes her to not get along with characters of different alignment, when it can be slightly readjusted to do mostly the same, but not cause problems?
>>19500Well, I could try to explain the degrees of freedom I leave myself, but it wouldn't be easy.
I'm turning in for the night.
>>19501"Is consuming mind altering substances without medical purpose really the sort of behavior we want in our new Empire?"
>>19502I just want to know if I can avoid killing her and the child, that is all
>>19504"I need fuel for Blitzing"