NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
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>>19555Forgot to edit the config
>>19558pls dont take trips away.
>>19552"If you could stop it, would you?"
>>19559THEN STOP USING IT FOR EVIL
>>19558Didn't forget to edit the post though.
>>19560"we did stop it you dense motherfucker, change your childs oulook on life when they are born."
>>19561>evilReally? It's better than "claiming X".
>>19564"I'm only a part of the child's parentage, mate"
>>19565Oh it was 1 time for me okay
>>19564"I don't have the power to save him"
>>19566"REEEEEEE your the father you have control of tracy and soon you will have control over your child"
>>19568"DONT GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT YOU 1V1d A GIANT FUCKING LIZARD THAT KILLS EVERTHING IT TOUCHES USALLY"
>>19569"No I don't. I can't even stop her from trying to eat Soros's Jew heart and claim his Jew powers by augmenting herself (and any child inside her) into an Arch-Jew"
>>19570"And yet I am powerless to help Tracy."
>>19568"you HAVE FOOTBALL on your side dont Forget that you oaf!!"
>>19568>I can't save himYou're a Paladin: be braver than that.
I can't believe I'm arguing about the obvious vice of killing babies on the gaming section of a right-wing politics board, this late at night.*Goes back to bed*
>>19573*a tear runs down*
"Inferius, there is no way I can save him, save her, with you and Tourcil against me"
>>19574/vx/ mixed nuts: A magical place
>>19574>mass murder arguing about viceGive the gems to the rest of the party you kike!
>>19571>>19568>>19572"you HAVE FOOTBALL on your side dont Forgetthat you oaf!!"
>>19576Oh, real fucking mature Trump
>>19576So fucking screenshotted
>>19581"Inferius, do you really think Tracy - as she is now - is fit to be a mother?"
>>19583"no but most women arent at the start"
>>19582"what oaf mean? me just hear you guys say it so me say it."
GM, status on mahic music stick?
Next time Sour Kraut shows up to troll the thread I'm showing him pic related
>>19585"Well... Most women don't try to capture the souls of defeated enemies. Or drink the blood from a severed head in front of crowds. Or try to develop a reputation "that will make all tremble." Or immediately try to start eating a dead dinosaur. I'm not seeing any real signs of improvement on her end, and that's the worst thing"
>>19587You never stated where you were going with your
ahem wooden stick
>>19588"most here do, so we are gonna have to look past that."
>>19590"Are you shitting me? No way in hell that's overlooked"
>>19577>One person did something bad, so that means I should also do something else badThat's not how morality works, m8: killing babies is always wrong.
>>19588It's just the pregnancy cravings.
>>19589It's simple, a stick that can play any tune the user wishes, no vocals just a tune
>>19592>killing babies is always wrong.Give Gems you kike!
>It's just the pregnancy cravingsKek. But leave the Jew blood alone. That's worse than alcohol
>>19593So a flute/recorder?
No kidding this time, just asking
>>19591"your going to have to if you dont want to raise your kid in a bad environment"
>>19594gibe jems
>>19596"That
is a bad environment"
>>19595>>19593Just let me buy her a flute that is gold plated and properly enchanted
>>19595Ehhhhhh, I guess
But one the user doesn't have to play
Gib bak flg
>>19594The gems are being saved for a house and her foal's college fund; you're not short on shekels anyway. You'll have them when you genuinely need them.
Jew blood is a good point I guess... But reminder, she's a nightmare: fiendish creatures are part of her natural diet.
>>19597"then control your woman better instead of bitching about it"
>>19598"I got you," Thez says. "There's a reason I glue my wealth to me."
>>19599>Not short on shekelsJust because we have possession of the jew gold does not mean we have ownership. The gems, by contrast, are
ours>The gems are being saved for a house and her foal's college fundWe need them to invest in the Kid's future now.
> fiendish creatures are part of her natural dietBut she was trying to eat it to gain augmentations, which logically would affect the foal as well because the foal parasites off of the mother's blood supply
>>19600"She's out of control!"
>>19599WE HAVE A HOUSE! And some unsold apartments
>>19602>affect the foalOh yes, yes it will. This feeds into my narrative. ^_^