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Anonymous
+hil5
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No.19224
19228
NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.

The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.

There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.

This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.

Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
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Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19914
19915 19916 19919
>>19913
Uh, military engineers x2
Archers to train the elves x2
We'll be the ranged division
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19915
19916 19920
>>19914
Artilery. We need artillery

Also I'm sure Tourcil could get followers without cannibalizing other trained NPCs that are followers of others
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19916
19919 19920
>>19915
>>19914
Magic artillery would be nice but you dont have to.
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
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No.19917
19918 19919 19920
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"What are you all planning over here, guys? C-could I help?"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19918
>>19917
sure your part of the team.
Anonymous
K70os
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No.19919
>>19914
>>19916
If not magical, at least normal

>>19917
"D'aww! She's finally taking interest in my plans for world domination!"

*Happiliy pets pony*

We're using our leadership powers and the money to raise an army and a a navy
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19920
19921
>>19917
>>19915
Fine, 2 artillery men, and the engineers
>>19916
I like the sound of that
>>19917
"Hi smol hoers"

Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19921
19922 19923 19924
>>19920
Are you wanting craftsmen to create thing or military engineers to operate ballistics and catapults? Maybe we could also do things like rigging explosives. Full medieval warfare
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19922
>>19921
FUCKING THIS!
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19923
19925 19931
I've got one foot in the graveyard right now, but I don't want to be left out entirely. Just give me a tip.
>>19921
This.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19924
19925 19926
>>19921
>catapults
Degenerate
Military engineers are travel logistics, fortications, etc.
So I want engineers
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19925
19926 19928 19932
>>19923
>The spoilered text
I'm sorry, what did you mean by that?

>>19924
REEEEEE! We need siege engines to capture cities. Whether that be Ballistas, Catapults, batterring rams, Trebuchets, or mining underneath walls and fortifications and setting explosives.

Also it's just cool. And useful against massed infantry.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19926
19927 19928
>>19925
>>19924
also this torculi it might be a pretty good idea for the engineers to research this stuff.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19927
>>19926
I do think it would be simple enough to have a certain someone infiltrate a walled city, kill someone at the gate, and then open the gate for an army, but Trebuchets are just cool.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19928
19929 19930
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>>19925
Yeah, but you don't want them out in the open
Besides, can a catapult launch a 90kg projectile 300m?
>>19926
Luckily Torc has come across superiour siege engines in his research

Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19929
>>19928
i love it!
Anonymous
K70os
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No.19930
>>19928
>Metric system
Yuck

We can use those though. Have a small crew to operate and horses or oxen to draw them. I hope we can get some before we go after Kefka's city. Actually I hope we won't need it. I guess we'll just ask Sechs
Anonymous
vRnCD
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No.19931
19932 19933
>>19923
do the small hores wanna join my gestapo?
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
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No.19932
19934 19937
>>19925
Sick as fuck and not getting better any time soon.
>>19931
"Sure."
Anonymous
K70os
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No.19933
19938
>>19931
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! She's mine! Back off
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19934
19935 19938
>>19932
This treachery will be remembered
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
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No.19935
19936
>>19934
You never gave her a chance. Reeeeeeeeee!
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19936
19940 20035
>>19935
"but little pony... you were supposed to be our vanguard, or infiltrator, for the Denver Broncos..."
Anonymous
E3PAT
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No.19937
>>19932
>not getting better
Srry to hear that m8
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19938
19939 19941
>>19934
>>19933
tracy is a valuable ally we can all share bro.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19939
19941
>>19938
no sexuals
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19940
19942
>>19936
"What do you want from me, Flashy?" *rubs cheek against thigh*
Anonymous
K70os
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No.19941
19944
>>19938
"but she's mine..."

>>19939
Sexuals
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19942
>>19940
"To help kill shit, of course. Whether in great mass or in stealth"
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
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No.19943
19946
Is there any possibility of Tracy hiring a druid?
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19944
19945 19946 19951
>>19941
"me just want to be friend since she no more stab me."
Anonymous
E3PAT
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No.19945
>>19944
Not being stabed is nice
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19946
19949
>>19944
"But she's broncos..."
Yes I am making her wear the Jersey. Under the cloak I guess

>>19943
Maybe?
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19947
19948 19950 19951
"REEEEEEEEEEEE my faggot is eating beef"
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19948
>>19947
Kek
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19949
19951
>>19946
thaat make me sad me cant even be her friend trump.
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19950
19951
>>19947
"Don't be a bitch."
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19951
19953 19954
>>19949
>>19944
"She's never taken any interest in my larger plans before. This is a chance for bonding"

>>19947
Um... bad faggot?

>>19950
This
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19953
19955 19957
>>19951
"I want to have our wedding ceremony and settle down before our foal is born, Flashy."
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19954
>>19951
*hick accent*
"dixie say ay fuck you man"
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19955
19956
>>19953
"Let's see, Infernius can marry you two."
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19956
>>19955
"that was plan"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19957
19958
>>19953
"I want to give our foal something special. Something great. A great inheritance. An Empire. Do you not want to help me?"
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19958
19959 19960 19962
>>19957
"I'll help you, Flashy, but stability is more important than greatness. I want our family to be able to live peacefully."
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19959
19961
>>19958
"Hence why we need to do it now"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19960
>>19958
"That's okay I guess. I'll run the family business. Just thought the kind of work it involves might interest you is all"
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.19961
19963
>>19959
[worried pony noises]
"Won't it take months though? Pretty soon, I won't be able to fight or take risks like I used to..."
*touches hoof to belly*
Anonymous
vRnCD
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No.19962
19963
>>19958
*mutters to self*
greatness is pretty great
K70os
?
No.19963
19964
>>19961
"Well, I just thought there were a few cities where an infiltrator opening the doors or killing the leaders might be helpful, but I see your point.

If you promise you won't be going around putting unnecessary risks on the foal while we're on campaign"

>>19962
*whispers to self*
"this"
\r
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19964
19965 19966
>>19963
"Just get married before we start, then you won't have to worry about last minute shit right before the baby is born"