NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
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>>19913Uh, military engineers x2
Archers to train the elves x2
We'll be the ranged division
>>19914Artilery. We need artillery
Also I'm sure Tourcil could get followers without cannibalizing other trained NPCs that are followers of others
>>19915>>19914Magic artillery would be nice but you dont have to.
"What are you all planning over here, guys? C-could I help?"
>>19917sure your part of the team.
>>19914>>19916If not magical, at least normal
>>19917"D'aww! She's finally taking interest in my plans for world domination!"
*Happiliy pets pony*
We're using our leadership powers and the money to raise an army and a a navy
>>19917>>19915Fine, 2 artillery men, and the engineers
>>19916I like the sound of that
>>19917"Hi smol hoers"
>>19920Are you wanting craftsmen to create thing or military engineers to operate ballistics and catapults? Maybe we could also do things like rigging explosives. Full medieval warfare
>>19921>catapultsDegenerate
Military engineers are travel logistics, fortications, etc.
So I want engineers
>>19923>The spoilered textI'm sorry, what did you mean by that?
>>19924REEEEEE! We need siege engines to capture cities. Whether that be Ballistas, Catapults, batterring rams, Trebuchets, or mining underneath walls and fortifications and setting explosives.
Also it's just cool. And useful against massed infantry.
>>19925>>19924also this torculi it might be a pretty good idea for the engineers to research this stuff.
>>19926I do think it would be simple enough to have a certain someone infiltrate a walled city, kill someone at the gate, and then open the gate for an army, but Trebuchets are just cool.
>>19925Yeah, but you don't want them out in the open
Besides, can a catapult launch a 90kg projectile 300m?
>>19926Luckily Torc has come across superiour siege engines in his research
>>19928>Metric systemYuck
We can use those though. Have a small crew to operate and horses or oxen to draw them. I hope we can get some before we go after Kefka's city. Actually I hope we won't need it. I guess we'll just ask Sechs
>>19923do the small hores wanna join my gestapo?
>>19931REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! She's mine! Back off
>>19932This treachery will be remembered
>>19935"but little pony... you were supposed to be our vanguard, or infiltrator, for the Denver Broncos..."
>>19934>>19933tracy is a valuable ally we can all share bro.
>>19936"What do you want from me, Flashy?" *rubs cheek against thigh*
>>19940"To help kill shit, of course. Whether in great mass or in stealth"
Is there any possibility of Tracy hiring a druid?
>>19941"me just want to be friend since she no more stab me."
>>19944"But she's broncos..."
Yes I am making her wear the Jersey. Under the cloak I guess
>>19943Maybe?
"REEEEEEEEEEEE my faggot is eating beef"
>>19946thaat make me sad me cant even be her friend trump.
>>19949>>19944"She's never taken any interest in my larger plans before. This is a chance for bonding"
>>19947Um... bad faggot?
>>19950This
>>19951"I want to have our wedding ceremony and settle down before our foal is born, Flashy."
>>19951*hick accent*
"dixie say ay fuck you man"
>>19953"Let's see, Infernius can marry you two."
>>19953"I want to give our foal something special. Something great. A great inheritance. An Empire. Do you not want to help me?"
>>19957"I'll help you, Flashy, but stability is more important than greatness. I want our family to be able to live peacefully."
>>19958"Hence why we need to do it now"
>>19958"That's okay I guess. I'll run the family business. Just thought the kind of work it involves might interest you is all"
>>19959[worried pony noises]
"Won't it take months though? Pretty soon, I won't be able to fight or take risks like I used to..."
*touches hoof to belly*
>>19958*mutters to self*
greatness is pretty great
>>19961"Well, I just thought there were a few cities where an infiltrator opening the doors or killing the leaders might be helpful, but I see your point.
If you
promise you won't be going around putting unnecessary risks on the foal while we're on campaign"
>>19962*whispers to self*
"this"
\r
>>19963"Just get married before we start, then you won't have to worry about last minute shit right before the baby is born"