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Anonymous
+hil5
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No.19224
19228
NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.

The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.

There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.

This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.

Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
944 replies and 76 files omitted.
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.19607
>>19605
"I AM THU LAW!" (quote, not Thez)
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19608
19611 19613
>>19605
HOW!

>>19604
Mother fucking fucker! Can she be cured? Thez was cured
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.19609
19610
>>19602
>eating to gain
Nah, that's just Tracy's faggot being a megalomaniac. Tracy was only eating Soros because she saw an opportunity to, and she's a predator in more ways than one
Anonymous
K70os
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No.19610
>>19609
Stahp. It's hurting the child and her potential marriage
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19611
19612
>>19608
"THATS FOR YOU TO FIGURE OUT!!"
"me will help by geting her into a therapy routine"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19612
19619
>>19611
"She's unhelpable! You cannot help someone who does not want to be helped!"
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19613
19615
>>19608
Through the intervention of a demigod, yes.
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.19614
19616
>>19603
College is expensive.
>we don't own the Jew gold
Money still isn't an issue as of right now, especially since Been is still raking in shekels at a steady rate.
Wait until you actually need it before you start complaining.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19615
19617 19618 19629
>>19613
Great. How do I summon the Golden Lady?
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19616
19624
>>19614
If money isn't an issue and there is no danger of needing the gems then why not disclose assets?
Anonymous
vRnCD
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No.19617
19620
>>19615
"not that bitch again!"
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19618
19620 19622
>>19615
Tracy will just eat her too.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19619
19621
>>19612
"no one is unhelpable, faggot"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19620
>>19618
Good luck!

>>19617
"She cured Thez, she can cure Tracy and the child"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19621
19623
>>19619
"Why you gotta call me a faggot?"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19622
19627
>>19618
"and (YOU) stop the fucking eating things that arent good for your fucking kid!!
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19623
19626 19657
>>19621
"BECUASE YOU ARE ACTING LIKE ONE!!"
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19624
19626
>>19616
Mostly, because I don't want to. The dungeon had to have something in it anyway.
I'll have her fetch it when it's needed, but until then it stays in the dungeon.
Anonymous
E3PAT
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No.19625
19626
Torc is blissfily unaware that this shit is happening, but is instead enchanting something in hhe forest
Anonymous
K70os
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No.19626
19632 19633 19634
>>19623
"Now how am I acting like a faggot?"

>>19624
Why the hell not? Stop being a kike for the sake of being a kike.

>>19625
Good Tourcil
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19627
19628 19630
>>19622
*Detaches mouth from soft-serve chocolate ice-cream faucet*
"..I get cravings, you know..."
Anonymous
K70os
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No.19628
19636 19657
>>19627
"Do you WANT to look fat in your wedding photos?"
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.19629
19631 19635 19644
>>19615
"Pique her interest. Its not a matter of summons, its about being 'worthy' of scrutiny."
Anonymous
vRnCD
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No.19630
19631 19657
>>19627
"I DONT FUCKING CARE NEXT TIME YOU EAT SOME FUCKED UP SHIT I AM GOING TO FORCEABLE TAKE YOU DOWN!!"
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19631
19637 19644
>>19629
"How did you do it exactly?"

>>19630
"Thank you Inferius"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19632
19635
>>19626
"IMPLYING YOU DONT KNOW, a straight man would take contol.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.19633
>>19626
Okay, now I'm considering getting him involved
>finishes enchantment
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.19634
19635
>>19626
>kike
I'm not the one who's so concerned about a few shekels that he'll easily get when he actually needs them. It's not like I'm spending them all on junk.
The shekels will stay in the dungeon.
K70os
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No.19635
19639 19643 19657
>>19632
"Reeeeee!!!"

>>19629
GM, can I have a special Item like a pimp ring that improve my power in smacking a bitch, or something like a pabst blue ribbon or confederate flag that increases my wife beating abilities?

>>19634
Give a valid reason for keeping and not disclosing
\r
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.19636
19638 19657
>>19628
She's pregnant: it's a little late for that.
Tracy needs to flesh- out her exposed ribs anyway.
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.19637
19641
Alright, enough of the Tea time (if there's a Q&A and I miss it I'll nerf every one of you). Nao.
>>19631
"Thats... not a short story. The short version is, no matter what she threw at me, I didn't die. I mentioned before: I never chose to be a devil, I chose to not die. That was how I piqued her interest."
Anonymous
K70os
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No.19638
19642 19657
>>19636
>flesh out exposed ribs
Holy shit that's actually good point. Continue eating ice cream
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.19639
19645
>>19635
>Valid reason
Because I want to and I can.
The party doesn't know about it, so it's none of their concern. Best case scenario, they'll find themselves pleasantly surprised if they're short on cash.
Anonymous
E3PAT
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No.19640
19647
Good night faggots
Anonymous
K70os
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No.19641
19646
>>19637
But Tea Time is still playing

"She removed the devil... and only after you evidently pissed her off. Why?"
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19642
>>19638
*Ice-cream binge resumes*
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19643
>>19635
Hol' up, I gotta back-read
Tay
0rdim
?
No.19644
19648 19657
>>19629
>>19631
"I think she was interested in me for some reason"
Anonymous
K70os
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No.19645
19649 19651 19657
>>19639
That's literally saying you are being a dick because you want to and can.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19646
>>19641
No shit, but I wanna respond timely to this. There'll b a recording, and I'll catch up later. I was mostly just shitposting anyway.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.19647
>>19640
'Night!
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19648
19650
>>19644
Top fucking kek

"If you can summon the Golden Lady and have her cure Tracy and the child, it would be greatly appreciated"
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.19649
>>19645
this
>inb4 im a jew again
Tay
0rdim
?
No.19650
19652
>>19648
I- i dont know how.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.19651
19652
>>19645
Call it what you like.
Wait until you actually need the treasure. Your character doesn't know about it, so it's no worth pondering about. I'll at least let you know I won't spend it all on junk.
K70os
?
No.19652
19653
>>19650
"Tay... I don't know if you know this, but Tracy is infected with Judaism. She bacme infected when she drank George Soro's blood, and the Jew DNA bonded with hers. It's probably infected the child too. We need to find a cure. The Golden Lady I know cured Thez, so that I believe is one way

>>19651
"Because I want to and can" has now been added to my list of justifications
Actually, she did say "I have assets," it was just shaken off at the time because there was no way hell he was taking her money for that purpose. Little does he know though it's actually everyone's assets, not hers
\r
Tay
0rdim
?
No.19653
19654
>>19652
Im sorry trump but i dont know how, but ill help you though... for a price.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19654
19658
>>19653
"Is ridding Judaism from our dimension not payment enough?"
Anonymous
thd8I
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No.19655
19656
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Fuck it! I'm royally sick of arguing with this controlled freak.

*A bunch of shekels mysteriously appear on top of the pile of shekels in the treasure storage, as if left there by a ghost*
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.19656
19659
>>19655
Top Fucking Kek

But that would actually cause the gems to be confused for being part of the Jew horde...