NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
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>>19811to complete the formulas for*
I might just scrap this sheet though..
>>19811I'm only being specific/particular because that will eliminate your ability to interact with anyone else until the next time the group 'meets up' again. I'm not in any way opposed.
Also, forget ye not that one has to wait in line just to get IN Cardishore,....
>>19727Should I tone it down a bit, or be honoured?
>>19816Nah, you're filling the role well.
>>19816>tone downABSOLUTELY NOT!
ahemYour adorable nature is a delightful and well-received addition by my estimation. ^_^
>>19804this, go see whats up over there tracy.
>>19820We went to the dome and you got stuck in line. We already know what is there is of relative little interest. There's something else we should attend to
>>19818hey gm can i do another recruitment drive and have training day for my police force?
>>19821it wouldnt hurt to see whats inside the city! and tracy can phase out of the buildigs if she gets stuck again.
>>19823It was complete darkness, wasn't it?
>>19824i dont think so. i could be wrong.
>>19823>tracy can phase out of the buildigs if she gets stuck again.Wtf didn't I think of just phasing
into the city?!
>>19824I know "Dancing Lights" if needed...
>>19821see
>>19823Glad someone else said it!
>>19822Sure. I still haven't figured out how big the force is in general, but I'll add a bonus to the equation if you wanna do that.
>>19826^_^
>>19826She already registered formally. I'm skipping security next time.
She wants her knives back anyway.
There is at least one other way into the city, but that's a good one too and the one that involves the least involvement of the party (since Tracy seems to want to 'go rogue', not in a negative sense).
>>19829they might have hella treasure..
>>19832i might take my police force over there for a raid after they're trained.
>>19833Kefka's Capital city is the obvious target for a raid. It's likely a Keystone to other cities. It's a logical location to bring mountains of tribute to
>>19829Cardishore is on the road to Kefka's City. Scout ahead and do what you want there, then join the main party (which will be a hell of a lot slower) on its way to the Capital
>>19830have i got any more feat slots from lvling?
>>19838I'm not sure what you mean.
>>19839And I'm not sure you ever declared any feats to begin with. Players get (standard) 1 feat for every 3 levels, meaning (unless I missed it) u have 5 feats to designate.
>>19840i had took some but i havent used them since then can i re pick im not really happy with the ones i have.
>>19843You absolutely need "Leadership." It's the most important one, take it
>>19844go get some candy it helps with the salt.
>>19847The only way to cure this salt is my PC workingI assume my stick crafting worked last night?
>>19848Crafting, sure. Enchanting,... let me see,....
>>19847Sweet AND salty nuts!
>>19846This
>>19845Ah k. Basically, I'm making myself a note to add a notable modifier for the dice I end up rolling.
>>19844There's this lovely retreat I heard about recently. Its called Kwiturbitchin'. You'll have plenty of time to read, or you could just ignore it entirely, but don't expect a full rundown if you do.
>>19843>sighVery well
>>19849>If I take that mask off, would it hurt?Inferius: only if I'm a bitch
>>19851The closest I can find that matches your description is a dancing weapon, so I would have to require a few weeks to research the item. What's more, you can't just enchant any old stick, enchantments require masterwork materials AND crafting. In fact, I SHOULD have required it for the Snek staff, but its a little late for that.
>>19852can i take a 20 if i craft stuff?
>>19850As far as I can tell it was more bitching about Tracy from Trump
>>19852That is not even fucking close to what I want
I basically want something like a flute, that plays itself
>>19855Right, which requires enchantment, which means masterwork materials, and a masterwork crafted flute. Since there are no flutes that play themselves listed, one has to be researched and developed.
>>19856are there any feats that help me dual wield axes?
>>19858You mean OTHER than Two-weapon fighting?
e_e
>>19859i didnt see that yet im currently looking through the list.
>>19861im taking the leadership feat and my score is 25.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Leadership >>19862So it is. The max level available from among the PB (port Barry) citizens is 3rd so,... I'm thinking 15 3rd level police. This is in addition to the Denver Broncos that Trump has been working on, as well as the Fight Club that Thez has been
beating training.