NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
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>>19623Oh, cuz he's the only one,....
>>19628Fat is good for preggos
>>19630Thez raises an eyebrow. "We'll see about that."
>>19635>wife-beater of beating wivesI'll work on it
>>19636>>19638These
>>19644"I haven't asked, but I wager she was. When she was staring you down, you didn't flinch AND you blew Soros' fuggin' head off."
>>19645Oh you're one to talk. Xp
>>19654I want you to grant me a title and a good plot of land.
>>19656Does it really matter anyway?
>>19657who is she? Can you talk to her? Is she watching us?
>>19660"She's prescient, but she tends to focus on her domain, which is the expanse between the Abyss and Hell. So, maybe."
>>19658"Title and plot of land? You're going to command an army. But I'm sure there will be plenty of cities and kingdoms that suit you"
>>19659I'll shut up now
>>19657>You're one to talkB-but!
>>19657Thez, let Inferius help the child
>>19662Let the kid be reared before you do stuff to him: give him at least a moment's chance.
>>19663We're just going to cure the child of the Jew blood is all. That and keep Tracy from messing up the child more
>>19660"As for who she is,... she's the archetype of the divine feminine. The source of all resolve, determination, fortitude, and perseverance. She is the the unstoppable force and the immovable object. Her names are countless, and yet unknown."
>>19665I Think I've seen that kind of determination in a woman's expression before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XiBU8geK08(Just listen to her voice. She sounds like she is ready to fight the whole world - and win)
>>19666THANK YOU! That's how you use trips
"I could speak volumes of her, and yet my words would not be sufficient, in that they are just words. What answers can I give that will further illustrate the questions you might ask?"
>>19657"thez im not hurt bab,we may."
>>19664The parts of her body that regenerated with the blood would've been fiendish, meaning that Soros's blood shouldn't have an health-afflicting deformative affects on her uterus due to its monstrous metabolism. If the foal inherited any planetouched attributes, they would've been inherited genetically, and by GM having fun.
>>19668Epona deserves trips too...
>>19671The child must not have evil extra=planar elements, that I know
>>19673Why does Tracy thank Epona for the pregnancy, but not Football?
Or Trumpaladin for that matter >>19673You assume Epona is not Football or of Football.
>>19672"No one calls her. She goes where she pleases, and does what she does. It is not known what is within or without her domain or purview. You saw how Soros attempted to rebuke her, and what became of it."
>>19675"We have to take it first"
>>19676"Can you communicate with her?"
>>19677"Then what are we sitting around for?"
>>19679"Don't worry in the least. I'll be on it"
>>19674Tracy isn't really much of a zealot in any formal sense
(she just exploits divegrass for power), since Equestrians aren't exactly religious. She does feel a subtle calling..
I just think Epona deserves trips on this board, due to its nature.
Also teiflings aren't always bad. Don't be a racist bigot.
>>19682You can see where her softcore outlook on religion comes from then:
>Most powerful being in the world sits on her ass eating cake all day, while a group of ~6 mortals save the world themselves >>19684Seems relavent to our situation.
>>19685Because mlpol is pretty racist. But it was established the very first session Thez was introduced, in the transformation from the soros blood, and basically every session since, that Trumpaladin is racist against infernals and extra-planars.
>>19684>Most powerful being in the world sits on her ass eating cake all dayWouldn't you do the same if you were a god?
>>19687>Wouldn't you do the same if you were a god?I didn't say she was wrong.
Oh shart.
Tracy detaches herself from the ice cream machine and fucks off to the grove to see her friend.
Tracy's faggot goes to bed.
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>>19690No don't! She'll see someone there it's probably better she not see
Thankfully I can delete other people's posts.
I'll ask dev team about that "password" issue, although I am still betting they will say it is browser related
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>>19696im using Brave if they need to know.
Been away for a little while
Did I miss anything?
>>19698tay learned about the golden bitch.
>>19698Tracy is allowed to eat lots of sweets but you are not
>>19699Is that something I should learn about or wait until I am older?
>>19704"shes a very mean golden woman Never talk to her shes evil."
>>19706"Got it. Don't talk to golden women."
>>19705okay you can have SOME candy.
>>19706"But the Golden Lady cured Thez. She could cure Tracy and the child. Of course, she also claimed she cursed Thez. Either way though, we might need her."
>>19705"Little Filly, you are very manipulative"
>>19704"You were there when she cured Thez and banished Soros"