/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>16123
The most painful one you can imagine.

>>16123
he clearly was referring to a stabbing action.

>>16122
He'll bite you with your luck

>>16122
Thp thp thp
(sounds of snek sniffing u with tongue)
It will comply with any directions you give it that it comprehends.

>>16126
Ah, not magic snek. Okay.
Torc picks up Mr. Snek and places him around his arm

>>16126
So... since I'm single now (I mean, more so), and since Trollestia is also technically still single...
\r

>>16128
No sex on snek!

>>16129
>having sex on top of a snake
Wut

>>16127
Not currently (aside from the whole, transforming from a magical staff and becoming a biological snake,...), but you seem to lack a familiar,....

>>16130
I also like to live dangerously.

>>16126
How big is snek?

>>16130
I know what you meant, it was a weak troll

>>16131
Yeah, I was gonna ask about that

>>16134
>Trollestia will want a Troll-off
So that's her game. I can handle that
\r

>>16132
Kek, nice
>>16133
Listed as Giant Constrictor which means,... its huge. 11 hit dice. No mention of length, but huge means probably at least 15' long.

I get one lvl II Blackguard spell a day, right?

>>16138
Yep

>>16137
Can i grapple it?

>>16137
That's a big snek.

>>16140
Why

>>16142
With those arms, why not?

>>16143
Sadly that is pretty much a legitimate argument

>>16137
I can accept this
Probally can't put it on Torc's arm.
>>16141
Have fun with that
>>16139
What does one do to aquire a framilier?
Animal suggestions?

>>16145
Frog/toad.

>>16145
>Animal suggestions
Are you serious?

>>16140
>>16147
You should grapple it, squeeze the venom out of it, and make a lasso, like Pecos Bill.

>>16148
This if he gets anything other than a pepe we take his robe.

>>16149
Its a constrictor
>non-venomous
>>16145
As far as I can tell (and I HAVE looked) u just have to pick one.
Arm, no. You could pull some crazy snake wrapped around both shoulders shit tho.
>>16140
You want to wrestle with Torcuil's snake?
"You cad." ^_~

>>16149
I could use some new pants.

>>16152
"Don't look at me, I gave up all most of my good shit last time."

>>16152
It's a damned good thing I invested in a new clothing manufactory in Port Barry

>>16149
Bruh thats my fucking STAFF
>>16151
As a result of some serious sole searching and hard desicions i have decided Torc's framilier will be a

Toad
Nah, I'm to tired to think but I can decide on frog
Snake sholder thing sounds good. Mr. Snek could be a good torcher weapon

Thez insists I mention she has a new 'outfit'. It's basically Harley Quinn's outfit from the old Batman animated series, except with Bloodstones and Obsidians.

[1d20 = 3]
>>16155
Grapple
Snek

>>16155
>not going with the giant python he just crafted
I am disappoint.

>>16156
Hot.

>>16156
"Devilish."
>>16157
>gets eaten

Snek WINS

>>16162
lawl

>>16157
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v-WZ7xHEu3A
"Heard you where talking some shit"
>>16162
Well Snek, I guess it's steak for dinner
>>16158
Change of plans, thats a good ass point
Like i said, to tired to think

>>16164
He could have had better steak though if he had gone to the Trump Grill

[1d20 = 17]
>>16162
Bodydlams snek

Snek has a 25 str (+7 bonus) and Inf has a 38 (+14). 7+15 > 3+14. Snek wins.

>>16167
You lost already. Now you should be rolling to escape.

[1d20 = 18]
>>16166
Mr. Snek prefers medium rare, without ketchup
>>16167
>sigh
"Come here snek"
>turns back into staff
>cast blindness on Infernius

Snek wins, and then returns to Torcuil

>>16172
Remove blindness

>>16172
>>16167
Kek

>>16170
>Undercooked steak
>No proper condiments
We can work with that. The Angus is the best flavored.

>>16170
I forgot about blindness, but thats a lvl 2/3 spell so no worries.

>>16173
GM, if I curse Tracy does it have to be activated by some thing she does or could it just act instantly?

>>16176
I bestow curse on torc i target his int.

>>16177
Depends on the curse

>>16177
Hey great minds think alike.

>>16179
>>16180
Turn her into a Leaf

>>16165
glad i can help.

>>16178
Counter spell:

[1d20 = 17]
>>16181
Curse is a will save, which IIRC Tracy only has a +4 on,...

>>16181
Alas, Tracy avoids being made canadian

>>16186
Is the DC 20?

>>16186
Roll for torcs - 6 int

>>16187
I'm checking, but I think DC is based on caster level

>>16188
>88
heil

>>16188
See
>>16184

>>16186
I'll get her next time

>>16189
Um... Is that a 15 for 15 Paladin levels?

Wait, Curse?

>>16193
Nevermind. I found it.

No, that's wrong. DC is spell level (3 in this case) + 10 (?) + relevant attribute (Wis in this case) +2. Yeah, she still saves.
>>16191
I'll allow it

>>16195
What? No rolls?

>>16195
Kek
Does that mean infernius loses 6 points?

>>16195
Reeeeeeee! She better watch out though.

So the caster just casts with no roll and the only roll is the saving throw?

>>16196
He had a meme.
>>16197
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>>16200
Huh? Where's the necromancy

Also, GM. Where is my resurrected Bolshevik killing Trump defending Lawyer?

>>16201
I get to brand him remember?

>>16201
Didn't you just try Bestow Curse?

>>16203
Mark of Justice, which is Bestow Curse but with a trigger, is a standard Paladin Spell.

>>16202
You want to brand Roy Cohn when we bring him back?

>>16196
Counter-spelling is complicated, but simple. If both players have the option to act and do so in a timely manner, then the latter negates the former. Torcuil has plenty of spells to counter with (dispel magic most notably) so its not a problem.
>>16197
Its not a reflective effect
>>16198
Thats what the rules say. The idea is that it takes a certain 'oomph' to cast the spell, and the saving throw is to determine if there is - on the spot - enough ooomph to defeat it.
>>16204
Oh, that was Mark of Justice? I thought it was bestow curse! One second

>>16204
Yea he gets the face brand

Awww, MoJ is a lvl 4 pali spell, so still no. Tracy is still a burger.

>>16205
>no u
>not reflective
Bullshit

>>16205
Bestow Curse works fine because it's immediate

>>16207
Wait. I cast Mark of Justice on Tracy Yesterday. That one is activated by Kikery (not triggered yet). Can you roll for it?

This is going to sound retarded, but can you eat monsters you summon?

>>16209
Uhhhh, sauce?
>>16208
To your credit, I have noticed an absence of wall/reflect spells, and I'm not adverse to developing an OC spell, but currently no.

>>16213
Yes, but no. Yes, you could theoretically, but upon the creatures death it essentially evaporates.

>>16210
>Contagion
Ebil

>>16216
I'm still bound by >>11111 → to use it to give everybody autism, when I have the levels...

>inb4 Trump cast
Yes, and I neglected to notice that when he cast it.

>>16218
What?

>>16214
Fine
I'm retiring for the night, so torc will deal with this "contagion" shit tomorrow
Hey Trump's faggot, i would be totally pissed if you gave me the Scottish flag while I wasn't paying attention. Totally would troll me

>>16219
Huh?
>>16220
You're not contagioned, dont worry

>>16206
What would you brand on his face? Also why

>>16214
I found it >>15184 →. It's actually on Tracy's faggot and not on Tracy

>>16209
You have to draw a mark for that first, what did you draw?
>>16220
>wanting to die in your sleep from Slimey Doom