Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
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>>15309What does the vest do? Is the vest the suit? Was the cloak a separate Item? Was one of those the ten turn chameleon thing? What do the boots do?
>>15309So, we're taking his ship after slaughtering the crew? The crew won't inherit it?
Was the ship really entirely unmanned when he left it?
>>15309korak is in tracys >rape dungeon.
>>15313>We're taking his shipYes
>The crew won't inherit it?They would have, but they are dead
>was the ship really unmannedI know right. That was my first thought
>>15312The vest is a fine leather vest, separate from the suit, that has 2 pockets of holding. The cloak is also separate, which provides increasing concealment the longer its activated, and yes it was the chameleon thing. The boots allow the user to instantly flash-step to a position that either A. provides flanking to an ally, or B. takes advantage of an ally's position and grants the user flanking.
>>15316This. Do you want me to leave behind a few pirates? The city's fight club makes for better combatants, unless you're just looking for a crew.
>>15316Any faggot could've stolen it if it were unmanned, unless Korak really was that respected in town.
>>15318He was, though largely 'cuz the ppl didn't know about the whole slavery thing.
>>15320Well, why should Tracy have all the fun? There's LOTS of characters who would love to beat the piss out of him!
>>15321Well there's little point unless he's alive, but sure..
>>15317I'll definitely take the boots and the ring and I will fight for them. Also, what were the dimensional shackles?
>>15317I am absolutely looking for a crew, including any of those killed in the battle that could be resurrected
>>15318That's why I was expecting the ship to be hidden in a nearby natural harbor or cay or something like in Treasure Island
>>15323>to be hidden in a nearby natural harbor or cay or something like in Treasure IslandHe'd still need to get to it himself.
>>15321hey has any one claimed koraks blue suede shoes?
>>15327Tracy left them in Lenos's shop.
>>15324I thought he would take it to a place nearby, disembark, and then get it later
>>15325yes
>>15322There's always the entertron, but otherwise he could object and shit. He's a loudmouth asshole,....
>>15323Magic hand(or w/e)-cuffs that prevent the person shackled from any sort of teleportation, dimensional shifting, phasing, etherealness
ahem, or any other form of instant travel.
>resurrectedSo all of them
>>15325Trump just did
>>15327have we dealt with the nerd mage yet?
>>15330Take magic cuffs
I'll give the boots to Inferius if he really wants it
>>15331not yet
Do minotuars have feet or hooves?
>>15334CUCKED
>>15336That's.... A very good question
>>15335Good lad ^_~
>>15336Hooves. The boots could be adjusted to allow for hooves, but Trump already claimed 'em.
>>15338>The boots could be adjusted to allow for hooves[greedy nerd reeeing noises]
That's fine..
>>15339Its fair, Tracy IS holding most of the swankest stuff,....
>>15335>>15336>>15338ill get lennos to make some horse shoes with a blue suede cover on top so the flys arent constantly buzzing around muh hooves
>>15340I know she has the sword, but what else?
>>15341"You'll what? I do forging and enchantments. You want some macrame, find someone else."
>>15341>horse shoesMinotaurs have cloven hooves.
>>15342>vest>cloak>bracers>everything that was not left back in the shop >>15342>>15344Also the necklace of adaptation (surrounds user with a bubble of fresh air, providing safety when submerged or in toxic clouds, fumes, etc)
Infernius should take the cuffs, so he doesn't accidentally drop his infinite bandage and TP the whole world as he chases it down the road.
>>15345That good. A pregnant mare shouldn't be breathing-in pollution.
>>15344You took the vest the cloak and the bracers too you kike?
>>15343whered you come from lennos?
also what loot did we get from korak?
>>15349Lenos was watching the whole time.
>>15313TORC KILLED THE PIRATE HE GETS THE SHIP
I mean, Hi!
>>15350and he didnt even lend a hand
>>15349I'd kind of like a complete list as well
>>15351FUCKING FIGHT ME REEEEEEEEEEEEE
hello
And since no one asked about what the suit does,...
Its a +3 chainmail suit that wears like a normal suit. Also, it mends its self if its ever torn or broken. No dex penalties, and while no one has ever tried wearing it under armor, it would work.
Recommending gloves for Inferius and I think I'll take back one item from the kike
>>15354Wait. Is that really the color? I prefer black
>>15346Kek
>>15353>tfw when your scottish meme mage is now a landlubbing pirateWat
Besides, isn't pirate law "You get what the person you killed had"
>>15357Its mythril with adamantine pinstripes, so yeah. Pic doesn't have pinstripes, use ur imagination. Do you WANT it darkened? Its a simple enchantment.
>>15358"Ye have to be a pirate for the code to apply which you're NOT,..."
What do the flask and the ever smoking bottle do?
The complete list of Korak's swag:
Chainmail of Ambivalence +3
Cufflinks of Holding
Necktie with Holding Sheath
Vest w/ 2 pockets of holding; 1 has 12 hand-grenades, the other has dimensional shackles, a flask (healing potion), and an ever-smoking bottle.
Gloves of Sparking
Cloak of Scintillating Colors
Bracers of Armor +3
Boots of the Wolf
Serpentine Belt 'Sning'
Dimensional Shackles
Necklace of Adaptation
>>15361I'll just keep the pistols if I can't get the fucclinks
Can lenos do modifications on the pistols?
Cause thanks to the luger base, I have an idea...
>>15361Don't want those gloves.
*gloves appear out of nowhere*
>>15360Flask currently holds 3 uses of Cure Serious Wounds, the Eversmoking bottle fills the area with smoke quite quickly.
If the whole fight with Korak were allowed to play out exhaustively, he would have opened the bottle and dropped it, and then would have proceeded to individually sneak around (concealed=hidden) and shield-bash the party until it banded together to defeat him, but I didn't want to give Korak's faggot the satisfaction.
>>15361Claiming ring, chainmail, dimensional shackles, boots, flask, ever smoking bottle.
Recommending gloves and hand grenades for Inferius
>>15364The gloves kind of go with the grenades in the vest.
>>15365have you told his faggot that his character died yet?
>>15361Weren't most of those things in the pockets?
claming gloves,grenades and the vest.
>>15371You sure the cloak isn't superfluous for you?
>>15368Nope, that'll be on monday. ^_^
>>15371Sigh Yes. The dimensional shackles, the eversmoking bottle, the flask, and the grenades.
>>15373Not necessarily. The cloak, when used properly, allows a rogue to sneak attack even when they're being observed. That's what Korak was doing with the whole "Flurry of colors, bang-bang" shit that almost killed Torcuil.
>>15373>superfluousIt grants partial concealment to the torso: good for preventing a pony's abdomen from taking critical hits and causing her to miscarry.
Besides, it would only cover-up Trumpaladin's classy, golden armor.
>>15372lol no
*Infernius's pants mysteriously fall down*
Another thing to realize is that just cuz a character has lots of stuff doesn't mean they'll be inclined/inspired to use them all the time. Thez had/has LOTS of stuff that she didn't use, just because the situation never presented its self, or 'something else' sounded more fun. More stuff doesn't mean more powerful, it depends on the personality of the character.
>>15376reviling muh large minotuar penis
>>15374Can Inferius take the vest but I have room for the flask, the bottle, and the shackles? Maybe in the neck tie?
>>15375>it would only cover-up Trumpaladin's classy, golden armor.Fuck you for making a valid argument. (I want my enemies to know who killed them).
>>15379I assure you, we've noticed
>>15377When can torc get his staff?
Also Torc doesn't keep anything he can't carry at once usally
Result of being on the run a lot.
>>15378Don't try that shit, we all saw the die roll
>>15377So.... Where is all of this stuff?
[20d1 = 20]>>15383gm said the roll didnt make sense
>>15384She took some of it with her, the rest she gave to the party. You never got to see the Tron frisbee. ^_^
>>15383Sure. Ponimaru appears, bearing a magnificent serpent-head for the staff with (insert preferred) precisely cut gemstone eyes.
>>15386It didn't, and I vetoed it only 'cuz Thez likes you and would not want to shag if you had a 3" penir
>>15386Kek
>>15388He's referencing when Tourcil rolled 20 1's yesterday
>>15386Damn you
>>15387Uhhhhh
Saphire
"Nice, now to find some wood. Thanks again"
>>15386Having said, we all know what you rolled.
>>15387Tracy gives Ponimaru a friendly nuggie and tells him to keep working hard.
>>15393His eye twitches, but he does lower his ears affectionately, before dropping a smokebomb and <POOF>
>>15389so what do i roll to find out the real size?
>>15391>UhhhhhYou should've specified that you wanted chaos emeralds
>>15393Is Tracy amenable to petting right now or is she grouchy?
>>15395Rly? You wanna go there again?
>>15396Oh right, cuz those are just lying around. You know that that is one of the two stones thats contained in Thez' garter right? Unique for all intents and purposes.
Come to think of it, a chaos emerald as one eye and the emerald tablet (lawful equivalent) in the other would be fukkin EXTREME >>15398She is blueballed and embarrassed for not having been able to take-out a single foe...
>>15399im the ballsiest one here
>>15400WHAT WAS THE FATE OF THE GARTER
I was the only person even to remember
>>15404Unfortunately, Tracy has that stashed in her sekret lair. Good luck negotiating.
>>15400Fuck I like that
Eh I'll stick with sapphire
So, I guess Torc assembles staff?
>>15405Then she better tell me the location of the unicorn
>>15405It's going to stay there never used for anything or for any situation
>>15405WHY WAS IT GIVEN TO SOMEONE WHO WOULD FORGET ABOUT IT
>>15406Shewants it, but she also doesn't
[frustrated pony noises]
>>15408She already promised her only friend ever that she'd be safe from hoo-mans.
And she has every other incentive not to tell you. >>15400what did i roll and what do i add to it?