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Roasted Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15309
15312 15313 15314
Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
1174 replies and 130 files omitted.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15414
>>15413
*do
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15415
GM If I can't have the damn unicorn give me the stones
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15416
15417 15418 15421
Torc casts spell on Infernius
Now has 3" peener
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15417
woosh-you-have-smol-pener-17108829.png
>>15416
Damn image attachment glitches
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15418
15423
>>15416
infernuis cast spell on torculi.
enjoy your new vagina.
Fuck You
Mod
tAR7W
?
No.15419
15420 15421 15425
1510691__safe_artist-colon-jucamovi1992_screencap_flash sentry_lesson zero_alone_colt_funny face_hi girls_male_not creepy_pegasus_pony_simple backgroun.png
GIVE ME SOMETHING SO I DON'T START BANNING PEOPLE
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15420
98894452.jpg
>>15419
>tfw mod is high on crack and gonna steal your waifu while banning you
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15421
15422 15426
>>15407
"You can assemble your own damn staff, I just do the enchanting."
>>15409
That's actually precisely what Thez had hoped would happen.
>>15410
See above
>>15413
You rolled a 3.
>>15416
See?
>>15419
Nigel first. Not perma, but yeah. I'll take one too, I'm the one who suggested it in the first place.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15422
15424
>>15421
i want to roll again what dice do i roll?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15423
>>15418
Some where in this strange land a man named Torculi is having sex with his wife, he then feels weird and looks down
He screams as he realizes he is now scisoring his wife.
Torcuil feels no change
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15424
15425 15447
>>15422
Sigh
dice 1d6+5 (would be +3 but minotaur racial)
96Ajs
?
No.15425
15427 15442
[1d6+5 = 11]
>>15419
>>15424

Fuck You
Mod
tAR7W
?
No.15426
15432
angry_rainbow_dash_by_scotch208-d4icu7h.png
>>15421
Fine. I'll settle for banning Tracy next time he pisses me off enough.

>Thez knew Tracy would sit on everything like a dragon
I guess that kind of makes sense
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15427
15428
>>15425
FUCKING HELL
I think something glitched
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15428
15429
>>15427
why dont you roll torc?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15429
15430 15431 15710
>>15428
"I'm fine with being a virgin in this world, it increase my wizard powers"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15430
>>15429
I'm... Not sure that's how that works
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15431
>>15429
me take you to whore house.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15432
15433 15435
>>15426
She didn't know it, her only concern was that Tracy is pretty and sexy and should have pretty things to accentuate,... but yeah she did want the garter to hide away in her absence. That garter could spark an inter-planar war if mishandled.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15433
15434 15444
>>15432
Trollestia better be pretty helpful when I speak to her
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15434
15436
>>15433
I'm still waiting on that,... I was all excited hours ago,....
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15435
15437
>>15432
Actually, just give me a good result in a Demand spell
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15436
15438
>>15434
I was too angry at the time....

But it would have been like 30 lines of dialogue, so not short by any means
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15437
15450
>>15435
THat reminds me, Tracy has the Bowler hat also.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15438
15439
>>15436
Fire when ready
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15439
15440 15445
>>15438
Alright...

Prepare a written sheet of paper for this

Trumpaladin goes into the stable, and walks around until he is able to find a spot probably 10 or 15 feet across from Trollestia, who is laying, as per usual. He sits down with his knees up on something like a pale or a set of hay, and he drinks something out of a bottle

"Hello, Trollestia..." *sips* "Aren't you like a god of something? You're a celestial right?"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15440
>>15439
I mean Trumpaladin has a written sheet on him when entering the stable
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15441
15442 15443
>>15412
back
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15442
15443 15445 15448
>>15425
>>15441
big dick minotuar.
tAR7W
?
No.15443
>>15441
>>15442
This. 11 inches from a roll and mod went crazy
\r
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15444
15446
>>15433
She's a troll. What do you expect?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15445
15456
>>15442
"Yay!"
>>15439
T> I've been called that, why do you ask?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15446
>>15444
>What do you expect
More than I'll get out of Tracy
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15447
>>15424
Bulls actually have pretty small penis/body ratio
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15448
15449 15452
>>15442
You're still never gonna live down the 3 roll.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15449
>>15448
im fine with that.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15450
15451
>>15437
*equip bowler hat*
*contemplates starting hoers-mafia*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15451
15453 15457
>>15450
>Is now immune to mind-control
What, did anyone think it was just an accessory? That Korak never thought he could be mind-controlled,....
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15452
15455
>>15448
For all purposes, except functional, Infernius has a 3-inch dick.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15453
15454
>>15451
[mafia pony noises]
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15454
>>15453
me cant speak Italian.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15455
>>15452
Unerect, this
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15456
15458
>>15445
"Alright, first set of questions. You freed the Elves right?

So when Korak was dying, I asked him the location of an Equestrian Unicorn he was keeping, I'm guessing as a slave like the elves. He said that the Unicorn had disappeared while in a Zone of Truth. I saw her in their possession this morning. I don't believe she could have escaped on her own or have been stolen by regaular means as she was very well guarded. It must have been by teleportation, planar shift, or what have you. As I understand it, there are exactly three people who would have had the power or the motive to take the Unicorn. But I would have thought Tourcil would have mentioned it if it were him. So I want to ask you, did you - or tourcil, as far as you know - take the unicorn from Korak between this morning and tonight?"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15457
15458
>>15451
No. No. No.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15458
15463
>>15456
T> I had nothing to do with it.
>>15457
Sorry dude, pali confirms. The hat has been part of the character for almost a year, and I expected it might come up with your 'demand' agenda, but it didn't. Still, yes the hat protects against mind-control.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15459
15460
P.S. Its not exactly glued in place,....
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15460
15461
718922__safe_artist-colon-the weaver_fluttershy_oc_oc-colon-anon_comic_crutches_dialogue_glue_human_innocent_lie_lying_simple background_sweat_weaver y.png
>>15459
>glue
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15461
15465
>>15460
topkek
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15462
15465 15466
>Torc procedes to make staff
I was gonna have him make it anyway, I just needed wood
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15463
15464
>>15458
"Whereever she is, she is probably in danger, either by her captor, the elements, or random theives. Could you find her?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15464
15470
>>15463
T> I'm quite certain I could find her. Should I do so, what are your intentions?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15465
15467
>>15462
>>15461
i abduct torculi and take him to the whore house.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15466
15467
>>15462
I'll let that one slide
Wood? Slide? Get it?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15467
15468 15469 15472
>>15466
I really don't
>>15465
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Torcuil isn't intrested in sexing right now
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15468
>>15467
you need the win!
*thumbs up*
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15469
15471
>>15467
Torquil is to squishy and frail for the whorehouse at this level: The place was ruled by Thez after all.
Let him get to lvl 20 first.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15470
15473 15476
>>15464
"I don't know, but I know I would like to talk to her."

Looks over at elves, and speaking to Trollestia

"Should we get them crossword puzzles, mazes, or something?

Then looks back at her
"we should have room here in the stable. Although she's Equestrian, or I think she is. She looks like one. I'll prepare a room."
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15471
>>15469
he needs this.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15472
15474
1506137794024-0.png
>>15467
>tfw stress has killed all appetite and sexual desire
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15473
15476 15477 15479
>>15470
T> I do know her location, but I am unsure your intentions. She has had it far more difficult than any unicorn I've ever encountered, even those who were slaughtered for their horns and affects (spell ingredients).
Not Tracy
jX/y2
?
No.15474
15478
>>15472
Good. I owe it to Thez not to burn down the pace.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15475
>afk 3 min
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15476
15485
closing in.png
>>15470
>>15473
[unintelligible pony noises]
"Pffffffft!"
>hoers-speech for:
'She's fine; let her be. Don't you dare backstab my friend, you white cunt.'
*makes face only a herbivore with eyes on the sides of its face could understand*
'got it?'
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15477
15488
>>15473
He gets up

"You know her well? What do you know about her?"

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15478
>>15474
I meant IRL...
tAR7W
?
No.15479
15485 15488
[1d20 = 8]
>>15473
Can I do a motive check on Trollestia? Roll
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15480
15481 15482
>Torquil
>Torculi
SPELLING MOTHERFUCKERS

Torc assembles the staff, and tetts the snek spell
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15481
15483
>>15480
how can you do that when i abducted you?
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15482
15483
>>15480
I prefer to leave the spells to Torculi: he's the wizard after all.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15483
>>15482
>>15481
>reeee's hard enough to be heard on the moon
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15484
15485 15486
de4.gif
I'm <pant> back <pant>
>tfw u just ran 1/2 a mile with a hot pizza so it didn't get cold
tAR7W
?
No.15485
15487 15489
>>15476
>Back stab
She's being held captive by a psycho murderer in the woods away from all others, where she has no shelter, only grass for food, no contact with civilization, she is vulnerable to wolves and who knows what else

>>15484
Answer these!
>>15479 >>15477

\r
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15486
>>15484
Top
Fucking
Kek

I bet pizza was worth it
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15487
>>15485
>captive
If Tracy wanted to cut-off her horn and drag her into the dungeon, she would've done so a while ago
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15488
>>15477
T> I don't, we've never met in actuality. What I know of her is simply cuz I'm essentially a cop-out for the GM to be able to explain things, suggest things, and otherwise help the flow of the thread.
>>15479
He has +18 on sense motive yes?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15489
15490
>>15485
T> Oh quit being dramatic. Where she IS, she will not be disturbed; not by wolves, hoomans, or anything else.
Her motive is to make the most apropos decision based on the best interests of all involved.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15490
15491 15492 15493 15495
>>15489
Fuck you that wasn't even communicated
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15491
>>15490
My bad, stricken. That is, if the PW was right

Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15492
15493
Spoilered
>>15490
>trolled
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15493
15494
>>15492
kek
>>15490
I told you she was a cunt.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15494
15499
>>15493
But shes Torc's cunt
And thats what matters
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15495
15497 15499 15516
>>15490
T> Lets get down to brass tacks. You have a mount, and she's the only friend of one of your allies. Said ally doesn't make friends often or easily. Your interest in Slovenia could threaten the only significant intimate development that said ally has had, possibly ever. You understand if I'm hesitant to just cough up her location?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15496
*she's = Slovenia
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15497
15498
>>15495
*murderous look*
>"Pff~ffffffftt!"
'Shut your fucking mouth, cunt! Nobody needs to know.'
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15498
15501 15503
>>15497
>murderous look
T> Banana? Look, give her some time. She's been cooped up in a ship's hold for longer than the elves, which also need tending to. Right now is the only freedom she's had since she came to this world, and for the record, she was brought here on your request.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15499
15500
>>15494
>>15495
hey gm have i got torc to the whore house yet?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15500
15502
>>15499
No, Torc is testing his staff
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15501
15503 15504
>>15498
"Pffffffffffffffffffffffftt!"
>'SHUT THE FUCK UP!'
(can Trollestia speak hoers? Tracy speaks hoers as a bonus language, but idk about Troll now)
96Ajs
?
No.15502
15504 15505
[1d20 = 20]
>>15500
grapple
You can test it on the way.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15503
15515
>>15501
>>15498
Also, is she speaking telepathically, or out loud?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15504
15506 15507 15508 15511
>>15502
>20
Oh SO stolen, Inf has almost a 40 str
>>15501
Of course she does, and she can emathically commune with all non-evil creatures.

Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15505
iK60ZcW_d.jpg
>>15502
>>15502
FUCK YOU
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15506
15510
>>15504
Then wtf can't she take a hint and shut up about the unicorn? Fucking inconsiderate cunt.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15507
>>15504
off to the whore house.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15508
>>15504
>commune with all non-evil creatures.
Oh wait...
Ym655
?
No.15509
15510
[1d20 = 13]
Roll for Torc to teleport away
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15510
15512 15513
>>15506
>totally not getting whats going on
T> Would YOU like a banana?
>>15509
You can't really cast a spell while you're being carted along. You're welcome to roll a grapple check against Infernius' strength,....
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15511
15515
>>15504
That doesn't really answer the question though. Even if she's using Wild Empathy, can she speak hoers?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15512
15514
>>15510
What do you think I am, Retarded?
Torc begs infernius to stop, using all his charisma
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15513
15515
>>15510
[carnivorous pony noises]

"Oh, look at that green light coming from the football field!"