Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
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GM If I can't have the damn unicorn give me the stones
Torc casts spell on Infernius
Now has 3" peener
>>15416Damn image attachment glitches
>>15416infernuis cast spell on torculi.
enjoy your new vagina.
GIVE ME SOMETHING SO I DON'T START BANNING PEOPLE
>>15407"You can assemble your own damn staff, I just do the enchanting."
>>15409That's actually precisely what Thez had hoped would happen.
>>15410See above
>>15413You rolled a 3.
>>15416See?
>>15419Nigel first. Not perma, but yeah. I'll take one too, I'm the one who suggested it in the first place.
>>15421i want to roll again what dice do i roll?
>>15418Some where in this strange land a man named Torculi is having sex with his wife, he then feels weird and looks down
He screams as he realizes he is now scisoring his wife.
Torcuil feels no change
>>15422Sighdice 1d6+5 (would be +3 but minotaur racial)
>>15421Fine. I'll settle for banning Tracy next time he pisses me off enough.
>Thez knew Tracy would sit on everything like a dragonI guess that kind of makes sense
>>15425FUCKING HELL
I think something glitched
>>15428"I'm fine with being a virgin in this world, it increase my wizard powers"
>>15429I'm... Not sure that's how that works
>>15429me take you to whore house.
>>15426She didn't know it, her only concern was that Tracy is pretty and sexy and should have pretty things to accentuate,... but yeah she did want the garter to hide away in her absence. That garter could spark an inter-planar war if mishandled.
>>15433I'm still waiting on that,... I was all excited hours ago,....
>>15434I was too angry at the time....
But it would have been like 30 lines of dialogue, so not short by any means
>>15435THat reminds me, Tracy has the Bowler hat also.
>>15438Alright...
Prepare a written sheet of paper for this
Trumpaladin goes into the stable, and walks around until he is able to find a spot probably 10 or 15 feet across from Trollestia, who is laying, as per usual. He sits down with his knees up on something like a pale or a set of hay, and he drinks something out of a bottle
"Hello, Trollestia..." *sips* "Aren't you like a god of something? You're a celestial right?"
>>15439I mean Trumpaladin has a written sheet on him when entering the stable
>>15441>>15442This. 11 inches from a roll and mod went crazy
\r
>>15433She's a troll. What do you expect?
>>15442"Yay!"
>>15439T> I've been called that, why do you ask?
>>15444>What do you expectMore than I'll get out of Tracy
>>15424Bulls actually have pretty small penis/body ratio
>>15442You're still never gonna live down the 3 roll.
>>15437*equip bowler hat*
*contemplates starting hoers-mafia*
>>15450>Is now immune to mind-controlWhat, did anyone think it was just an accessory? That Korak never thought he could be mind-controlled,....
>>15448For all purposes, except functional, Infernius has a 3-inch dick.
>>15445"Alright, first set of questions. You freed the Elves right?
So when Korak was dying, I asked him the location of an Equestrian Unicorn he was keeping, I'm guessing as a slave like the elves. He said that the Unicorn had disappeared while in a Zone of Truth. I saw her in their possession this morning. I don't believe she could have escaped on her own or have been stolen by regaular means as she was very well guarded. It must have been by teleportation, planar shift, or what have you. As I understand it, there are exactly three people who would have had the power or the motive to take the Unicorn. But I would have thought Tourcil would have mentioned it if it were him. So I want to ask you, did you - or tourcil, as far as you know - take the unicorn from Korak between this morning and tonight?"
>>15456T> I had nothing to do with it.
>>15457Sorry dude, pali confirms. The hat has been part of the character for almost a year, and I expected it might come up with your 'demand' agenda, but it didn't. Still, yes the hat protects against mind-control.
P.S. Its not exactly glued in place,....
>Torc procedes to make staff
I was gonna have him make it anyway, I just needed wood
>>15458"Whereever she is, she is probably in danger, either by her captor, the elements, or random theives. Could you find her?"
>>15463T> I'm quite certain I could find her. Should I do so, what are your intentions?
>>15462>>15461i abduct torculi and take him to the whore house.
>>15467Torquil is to squishy and frail for the whorehouse at this level: The place was ruled by Thez after all.
Let him get to lvl 20 first.
>>15464"I don't know, but I know I would like to talk to her."
Looks over at elves, and speaking to Trollestia
"Should we get them crossword puzzles, mazes, or something?
Then looks back at her
"we should have room here in the stable. Although she's Equestrian, or I think she is. She looks like one. I'll prepare a room."
>>15470T> I do know her location, but I am unsure your intentions. She has had it far more difficult than any unicorn I've ever encountered, even those who were slaughtered for their horns and affects (spell ingredients).
>>15472Good. I owe it to Thez not to burn down the pace.
>>15470>>15473[unintelligible pony noises]
"Pffffffft!"
>hoers-speech for:'She's fine; let her be. Don't you dare backstab my friend, you white cunt.'
*makes face only a herbivore with eyes on the sides of its face could understand*
'got it?'
>>15473He gets up
"You know her well? What do you know about her?"
[1d20 = 8]>>15473Can I do a motive check on Trollestia? Roll
>Torquil
>Torculi
SPELLING MOTHERFUCKERS
Torc assembles the staff, and tetts the snek spell
>>15480how can you do that when i abducted you?
>>15480I prefer to leave the spells to Torculi: he's the wizard after all.
I'm <pant> back <pant>
>tfw u just ran 1/2 a mile with a hot pizza so it didn't get cold
>>15476>Back stabShe's being held captive by a psycho murderer in the woods away from all others, where she has no shelter, only grass for food, no contact with civilization, she is vulnerable to wolves and who knows what else
>>15484Answer these!
>>15479 >>15477\r
>>15485>captiveIf Tracy wanted to cut-off her horn and drag her into the dungeon, she would've done so a while ago
>>15477T> I don't, we've never met in actuality. What I know of her is simply cuz I'm essentially a cop-out for the GM to be able to explain things, suggest things, and otherwise help the flow of the thread.
>>15479He has +18 on sense motive yes?
>>15485T> Oh quit being dramatic. Where she IS, she will not be disturbed; not by wolves, hoomans, or anything else.
Her motive is to make the most apropos decision based on the best interests of all involved.
>>15489Fuck you that wasn't even communicated
>>15490My bad, stricken. That is, if the PW was right
>>15492kek
>>15490I told you she was a cunt.
>>15490T> Lets get down to brass tacks. You have a mount, and she's the only friend of one of your allies. Said ally doesn't make friends often or easily. Your interest in Slovenia could threaten the only significant intimate development that said ally has had, possibly
ever. You understand if I'm hesitant to just cough up her location?
>>15495*murderous look*
>"Pff~ffffffftt!"'Shut your fucking mouth, cunt! Nobody needs to know.'
>>15497>murderous lookT> Banana? Look, give her some time. She's been cooped up in a ship's hold for longer than the elves, which also need tending to. Right now is the only freedom she's had since she came to this world, and for the record, she was brought here on your request.
>>15494>>15495hey gm have i got torc to the whore house yet?
>>15499No, Torc is testing his staff
>>15498"Pffffffffffffffffffffffftt!"
>'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' (can Trollestia speak hoers? Tracy speaks hoers as a bonus language, but idk about Troll now)
[1d20 = 20]>>15500grapple
You can test it on the way.
>>15501>>15498Also, is she speaking telepathically, or out loud?
>>15502>20Oh SO stolen, Inf has almost a 40 str
>>15501Of course she does, and she can emathically commune with all non-evil creatures.
[1d20 = 13]
Roll for Torc to teleport away
>>15506>totally not getting whats going onT> Would YOU like a banana?
>>15509You can't really cast a spell while you're being carted along. You're welcome to roll a grapple check against Infernius' strength,....
>>15504That doesn't really answer the question though. Even if she's using Wild Empathy, can she
speak hoers?
>>15510What do you think I am, Retarded?
Torc begs infernius to stop, using all his charisma
>>15510[carnivorous pony noises]
"Oh, look at that green light coming from the football field!"