Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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GM If I can't have the damn unicorn give me the stones
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GIVE ME SOMETHING SO I DON'T START BANNING PEOPLE
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>>15418
Some where in this strange land a man named Torculi is having sex with his wife, he then feels weird and looks down
He screams as he realizes he is now scisoring his wife.
Torcuil feels no change
Some where in this strange land a man named Torculi is having sex with his wife, he then feels weird and looks down
He screams as he realizes he is now scisoring his wife.
Torcuil feels no change
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>>15421
Fine. I'll settle for banning Tracy next time he pisses me off enough.
>Thez knew Tracy would sit on everything like a dragon
I guess that kind of makes sense
Fine. I'll settle for banning Tracy next time he pisses me off enough.
>Thez knew Tracy would sit on everything like a dragon
I guess that kind of makes sense
>>15426
She didn't know it, her only concern was that Tracy is pretty and sexy and should have pretty things to accentuate,... but yeah she did want the garter to hide away in her absence. That garter could spark an inter-planar war if mishandled.
She didn't know it, her only concern was that Tracy is pretty and sexy and should have pretty things to accentuate,... but yeah she did want the garter to hide away in her absence. That garter could spark an inter-planar war if mishandled.
>>15434
I was too angry at the time....
But it would have been like 30 lines of dialogue, so not short by any means
I was too angry at the time....
But it would have been like 30 lines of dialogue, so not short by any means
>>15438
Alright...
Prepare a written sheet of paper for this
Trumpaladin goes into the stable, and walks around until he is able to find a spot probably 10 or 15 feet across from Trollestia, who is laying, as per usual. He sits down with his knees up on something like a pale or a set of hay, and he drinks something out of a bottle
"Hello, Trollestia..." *sips* "Aren't you like a god of something? You're a celestial right?"
Alright...
Prepare a written sheet of paper for this
Trumpaladin goes into the stable, and walks around until he is able to find a spot probably 10 or 15 feet across from Trollestia, who is laying, as per usual. He sits down with his knees up on something like a pale or a set of hay, and he drinks something out of a bottle
"Hello, Trollestia..." *sips* "Aren't you like a god of something? You're a celestial right?"
>>15450
>Is now immune to mind-control
What, did anyone think it was just an accessory? That Korak never thought he could be mind-controlled,....
>Is now immune to mind-control
What, did anyone think it was just an accessory? That Korak never thought he could be mind-controlled,....
>>15445
"Alright, first set of questions. You freed the Elves right?
So when Korak was dying, I asked him the location of an Equestrian Unicorn he was keeping, I'm guessing as a slave like the elves. He said that the Unicorn had disappeared while in a Zone of Truth. I saw her in their possession this morning. I don't believe she could have escaped on her own or have been stolen by regaular means as she was very well guarded. It must have been by teleportation, planar shift, or what have you. As I understand it, there are exactly three people who would have had the power or the motive to take the Unicorn. But I would have thought Tourcil would have mentioned it if it were him. So I want to ask you, did you - or tourcil, as far as you know - take the unicorn from Korak between this morning and tonight?"
"Alright, first set of questions. You freed the Elves right?
So when Korak was dying, I asked him the location of an Equestrian Unicorn he was keeping, I'm guessing as a slave like the elves. He said that the Unicorn had disappeared while in a Zone of Truth. I saw her in their possession this morning. I don't believe she could have escaped on her own or have been stolen by regaular means as she was very well guarded. It must have been by teleportation, planar shift, or what have you. As I understand it, there are exactly three people who would have had the power or the motive to take the Unicorn. But I would have thought Tourcil would have mentioned it if it were him. So I want to ask you, did you - or tourcil, as far as you know - take the unicorn from Korak between this morning and tonight?"
>Torc procedes to make staff
I was gonna have him make it anyway, I just needed wood
I was gonna have him make it anyway, I just needed wood
>>15458
"Whereever she is, she is probably in danger, either by her captor, the elements, or random theives. Could you find her?"
"Whereever she is, she is probably in danger, either by her captor, the elements, or random theives. Could you find her?"
>>15467
Torquil is to squishy and frail for the whorehouse at this level: The place was ruled by Thez after all.
Let him get to lvl 20 first.
Torquil is to squishy and frail for the whorehouse at this level: The place was ruled by Thez after all.
Let him get to lvl 20 first.
>>15464
"I don't know, but I know I would like to talk to her."
Looks over at elves, and speaking to Trollestia
"Should we get them crossword puzzles, mazes, or something?
Then looks back at her
"we should have room here in the stable. Although she's Equestrian, or I think she is. She looks like one. I'll prepare a room."
"I don't know, but I know I would like to talk to her."
Looks over at elves, and speaking to Trollestia
"Should we get them crossword puzzles, mazes, or something?
Then looks back at her
"we should have room here in the stable. Although she's Equestrian, or I think she is. She looks like one. I'll prepare a room."
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>>15470
T> I do know her location, but I am unsure your intentions. She has had it far more difficult than any unicorn I've ever encountered, even those who were slaughtered for their horns and affects (spell ingredients).
T> I do know her location, but I am unsure your intentions. She has had it far more difficult than any unicorn I've ever encountered, even those who were slaughtered for their horns and affects (spell ingredients).
>afk 3 min
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>Torquil
>Torculi
SPELLING MOTHERFUCKERS
Torc assembles the staff, and tetts the snek spell
>Torculi
SPELLING MOTHERFUCKERS
Torc assembles the staff, and tetts the snek spell
I'm <pant> back <pant>
>tfw u just ran 1/2 a mile with a hot pizza so it didn't get cold
>tfw u just ran 1/2 a mile with a hot pizza so it didn't get cold
>>15485
>captive
If Tracy wanted to cut-off her horn and drag her into the dungeon, she would've done so a while ago
>captive
If Tracy wanted to cut-off her horn and drag her into the dungeon, she would've done so a while ago
>>15485
T> Oh quit being dramatic. Where she IS, she will not be disturbed; not by wolves, hoomans, or anything else.
Her motive is to make the most apropos decision based on the best interests of all involved.
T> Oh quit being dramatic. Where she IS, she will not be disturbed; not by wolves, hoomans, or anything else.
Her motive is to make the most apropos decision based on the best interests of all involved.
>>15490
T> Lets get down to brass tacks. You have a mount, and she's the only friend of one of your allies. Said ally doesn't make friends often or easily. Your interest in Slovenia could threaten the only significant intimate development that said ally has had, possibly ever. You understand if I'm hesitant to just cough up her location?
T> Lets get down to brass tacks. You have a mount, and she's the only friend of one of your allies. Said ally doesn't make friends often or easily. Your interest in Slovenia could threaten the only significant intimate development that said ally has had, possibly ever. You understand if I'm hesitant to just cough up her location?
*she's = Slovenia
>>15497
>murderous look
T> Banana? Look, give her some time. She's been cooped up in a ship's hold for longer than the elves, which also need tending to. Right now is the only freedom she's had since she came to this world, and for the record, she was brought here on your request.
>murderous look
T> Banana? Look, give her some time. She's been cooped up in a ship's hold for longer than the elves, which also need tending to. Right now is the only freedom she's had since she came to this world, and for the record, she was brought here on your request.
>>15498
"Pffffffffffffffffffffffftt!"
>'SHUT THE FUCK UP!'
(can Trollestia speak hoers? Tracy speaks hoers as a bonus language, but idk about Troll now)
"Pffffffffffffffffffffffftt!"
>'SHUT THE FUCK UP!'
(can Trollestia speak hoers? Tracy speaks hoers as a bonus language, but idk about Troll now)
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>>15504
That doesn't really answer the question though. Even if she's using Wild Empathy, can she speak hoers?
That doesn't really answer the question though. Even if she's using Wild Empathy, can she speak hoers?
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