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Roasted Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15309
15312 15313 15314
Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
1174 replies and 125 files omitted.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15614
15617
1dxet4.jpg
>"No, without you I wouldn't have gotten out of there alive. I owe you one."
Aaaaaand now you make yourself look weak
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15615
15616 15618 15619
>>15611
*closes eyes and lays on lap, ignoring the giant monster and the nerd with the shitty cosplay*
[relaxed pony noises]
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15616
15620
>>15615
Dude I don't want to fight that thing now. Korak almost kicked our asses, that thing is worse. Also, you might want to prepare some acid resistance spells if you plan on fighting that way
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15617
15621
Spoilered
>>15614
He got fucking SHOT

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15618
15623
>>15615
"Do you still like me?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15619
15622
>>15615
>shitty cosplay
I get so many keks from these threads
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15620
15621
>>15616
>fight
I think we're just supposed to meet him, get to know his character, and let him cuck us out of our lunch money at this stage.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15621
15624 15625
7de.gif
>>15617
Yeah he did get shot. Without rescuing the elves. Or fighting anything stronger than a low level NPC. And Trollestia saw it.

>>15620
*sighs*
I hope he doesn't charge a late fee

Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15622
15625
>>15619
I'd shout it right to his face, if it wouldn't entail the total destruction of Port Barry.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15623
15626
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
>>15618
*droopy pony ears indicate confusion and worry*
".. Why would you ask me that, Flashy?"
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15624
15625 15628
>>15621
>Korak
>low level
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15625
15627 15628 15630
>>15624
Yeah, Korak was lvl 19.
>>15622
It wouldn't faze him, he knows he's a freak.
>>15621
Oh, but he does. He REALLY does,... but that'll come out in dialogue.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15626
15634
>>15623
"I feel like you sometimes hide things from me, almost like you don't trust me...

Now tell me. What is wrong, little pony?"

*pets ears specifically more*
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15627
15629 15633
>>15625
>nerd not being incredibly self-conscious about the quality and authenticity of his cosplay
.... he really is a freak...
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15628
15629 15630
>>15624
You weren't fighting Korak on the docks that night

>>15625
Mother fucker. Good thing I have six gorrilion diplomacy modifers
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15629
15633
>>15628
Good thing he's batshit insane,... we're talking The Joker with LOTS of magic insane.
>>15627
It fits his personality
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15630
15631
>>15625
Hahaha
Contunie the dialoge with trollestia
>>15628
Who shot me then?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15631
15632
>>15630
T> Yes?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15632
15633 15635
>>15631
See
>>15610

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15633
15635 15637
my.jpg
>>15629
So... I'm guessing he can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with?

>>15627
I can actually kind of respect that. See pic related

>>15632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP5e7jrYBtY
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15634
15636
>>15626
"I don't hide anything you'd be woefully concerned about, Flashy.. I'm just not used to trusting people with everything I do...
.. There are some things I'd rather handle on my own, you know, before the wedding ceremony is finally completed.. I want to make sure everything is taken care of the way I envisioned it.."
*looks up worried, but determined*
"So don't worry too much about me going off on my own, okay, Flashy?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15635
15639
>>15632
Right, sorry
>>15633
>Milo
Kek
>crickets
Topkek
You'll see
>>15610
T> That's true. I guess you owe me one then don't you? ^_~
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15636
15641
>>15634
"I can sympathize with not trusting people. My God can I sympathize with that. But Marriage, and marriage with children, is where two become as if they are one flesh. There is not so much room for secrets.

... Are you really sure you want to be married?"
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15637
15638
why.jpg
>>15633
>respect that
>See pic related
See pic related

Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15638
>>15637
"Oh, she's gonna be mad later isn't she?"
"IKR?"
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15639
15640
>>15635
T> "Maybe I can buy you a drink to start?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15640
15642 15644
>>15639
Tr raises an eyebrow. T> You know alcohol is degenerate, yes?
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15641
15642
>>15636
"I'm absolutely sure I want to get married, although I'll need to take care of a lot of things before then.. Things that'd you'd rather not get mixed-up in..."
*touches hoof to abdomen*
"I want to make sure everything's ready for the future..."
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15642
15643 15644
>>15640
From a different room, Tourcil and Trollestia can here the shout

"THANK YOU!"

>>15641
"Are you really sure you're ready for it? As a person?"
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15643
15648
>>15642
>person
pony*
"... I............"
[frantically worried expectant mother pony noises]
"... I hope so..."
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15644
15645
>>15640
T> "That was a test, how about diner?"
>>15642
Your opinion is invalid
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15645
15647
>>15644
T> I hear the Sticky Wicket is nice, Thez wouldn't stop going on about it.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15646
15649
Will we get to see the freak soon?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15647
15649 15652
>>15645
Interruption from a different room

"The Trump Grille has a better assortment"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15648
15677 15679
>>15643
"Tracy, I'm not sure I ever understood

Why me?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15649
15650 15651 15652
>>15646
You're asking me? He's passed the fuck out waiting on you lot!
>>15647
T> ... or the Trump Grille why the e? if thats suitable

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15650
>>15649
Trumpaladin wants to get around Trademarks
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15651
15653 15656
>>15649
>waiting on you lot
Does he know about the party? Why isn't he harassing the villagers for his lunch money?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15652
15656 15657
>>15647
Trump hears a "Fuck off ye cunt" ringing in his ears
>>15649
"I think we could try the Sticky Wicket, tonight at about 6?"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15653
15654 15656 15659
>>15651
"Hey Tracy, you want to interrupt Tourcil's date by abducting him to go along to meet with that pissed off guy?"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15654
15655 15656 15659
>>15653
"... Not really, but sure."


Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15655
15658
>>15654
*Kind of worried by an unenthusiastic response*
"I... I thought you loved to cause mischief, hate on nerds like Tourcil, interfere with Trollestia, and wanted to go meet that guy?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15656
15659
>>15651
Cuz he's asleep
>>15652
Cuz what time is it? Time for a date with a hoers! Xp
>>15653
>>15654
He WON'T thank you, just sayin
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15657
15659 15660
>>15652
"The kitchen isn't clean there!"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15658
15664
>>15655
Who unironically would want to go meet that freak?
"Let's go."
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15659
>>15653
>>15654
Y'all are cunts
Massive, massive cunts
>>15656
Well this is gonna be intresting
>>15657
B E G O N E
T H O T


Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15660
15661 15662 15674
>>15657
>Paladin lying and/or starting rumors to promote his business
You do know you'll lose all your superpowers for committing a single evil act, and that only a high-level Cleric can redeem you, right? Don't try that again.
Being a Blackguard is better
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15661
15663
>>15660
Have you seen the kitchen there? It's unsanitary. Workers don't even wear hair nets
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15662
15664 15665
>>15660
>is better
He's Trump Good, which means wtfe, Trump is Good.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15663
>>15661
He says
To
A
Fucking
Unicorn
And a man who lived in a cave for years
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15664
15666
>>15662
>Trump is always Good
This. Just because y'all don't always understand my 4d chess moves doesn't mean I'm wrong

>>15658
"Ever given a nerd a swirly in toilet?"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15665
15667 15668 15688
>>15662
I do unironically think being a Blackguard is better than playing as a Paladin. Blackguards don't always have to put others before themselves and act like saints all the time, and they don't lose their powers when they do.
If this game hadn't started as an autistic plot to harass another player,
I would've been a blackguard. Anti-heroes ftw.

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15666
15667 15668
1205037__questionable_artist-colon-petirep_oc_oc-colon-hoof beatz_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_bronycon_bullying_clothes_humiliation_jail_prison_prison .png
>>15664
"Have I?!"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15667
15669
>>15665
"Yeeeah. Wo0t!"
>>15666
Thats,... kinda disturbing
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15668
15670 15672
>>15666
"Let's test out the wedgies we'll give to the mage on Tourcil. He can see just how clean the bathroom is as well (Do the staff even wash their hands?)

>>15665
Paladin is pretty nice too

>started
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15669
15671
tumblr_morcpuXznV1r38helo5_1280.png
tumblr_morcpuXznV1r38helo6_1280.png
tumblr_morcpuXznV1r38helo3_1280.png
>>15667
That year's Bronycon was especially disturbing...
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15670
>>15668
>super-sonic reee
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15671
>>15669
>pic 2
That is SO how I picture Tracy most of the time
>Bronycon
That's just cuz there wasn't an Mlpol.net faction
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15672
15673
>>15668
Fallen Paladin is master-race though: make for the most powerful characters and the most interesting stories, imo.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15673
15676 15680
sad_fluttershy_by_notlikelyanartist-d7g5zy4.png
>>15672
>tfw wants the high power levels but too pure to ever fall
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15674
15675 15676
>>15660
Okay but seriously, you do know the real Donald Trump has a higher than normal sense of disgust, and orders cleaning in his properties more often than normal, right?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15675
15677
>>15674
I know that much.

Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15676
15677 15682 15685
>>15673
>too pure
Riiiiiiiiiiight
So Torcuil is leading Troll off to have some noms. Apparently he totally forgot about ahem assembling his wooden snake-staff I had to. Infernius is marvelling at his shiny 'new' not-tiny penir, Trump and Tracy are developing something resembling a relationship,... did I miss anything? Oh yeah, Lenos is beating up Korak, cuz Korak is a douche.
>>15674
I hear the Sticky Wicket cooks and sells dead babies. You should probably avoid it. kidding, trolling,... but it is unhallowed
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15677
15678
>>15675
You never answered >>15648

>>15676
>cuz Korak is a douche
Please tell

>wicket is unhallowed
Do I have to burn it to purify the city?


Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15678
>>15677
"He better NOT"
Ahem. May I suggest that is inadvisable.
Not Tracy
jX/y2
?
No.15679
15681 15703
Spoilered
>>15648
Goddamit! I lost my sheet.
>*moment-ruining pause as faggot-nerd flips through his little booklet looking for what he wrote*
....I still need a few minutes to cook up an actual response...
pic unrelated
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15680
Spoilered
>>15673
I have ways if making you fall.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15681
>>15679
>pic not related
My sides! I need those
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15682
15683
>>15676
Can't Infernius use Hallow to designate the site as holy?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15683
15693
>>15682
... I suppose there is nothing barring him from doing so, although he already has a shiny new cathedral dedicated to Rockwell, so why would he. e\\_O
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15684
15687
"Its okay faggot, I can always pick another place. I just liked it cuz it was quiet and there's a piano."
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15685
15686
>>15676
Oh yeah, the staff.
Ehh, going on a date, it can wait
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15686
15690
>>15685
T> And here I thought you had forgotten. Feel free to ghost if you need to, I don't know the exact time difference but GM is on PST.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15687
>>15684
>forgot fiends aren't comfortable at holy sites
Sorry Thez.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15688
15689
>>15665
>anti-hero ftw
thats why i pick ghoatic good.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15689
15696
>>15688
>88
/)
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15690
15691
>>15686
I meant game time, but Torc's fag is on est
Nah, I'm here just had to feed cats
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15691
15692
>>15690
T> Lead on good sheep-fucker (scotsman Xp)
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15692
>>15691
>grumbling
T> I'm not fucking welsh
>leads way

Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15693
15694 15695
>>15683
i cast hallow on the city.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15694
15695
What about the freak?
>>15693
Don't. It'll piss-off your waifu.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15695
15697 15698
>>15693
Hallow has a 40' radius. No on city.
"Its okay, it only itches really."
>>15694
What about him? He's not going anywhere.

Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15696
e531ffa007f7ec93ab8a0f7f2503b4d8dfecf8141a5bd2ce39c2daeb382727a5.jpg
>>15689

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15697
>>15695
Can we go see what his deal is? His pet is bothering the townsfolk.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15698
15699 15701 15703 15705
>>15695
is there a more op version of the spell i could use?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15699
15700
>>15698
Read your fucking spell list.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Cleric_Spell_List
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15700
>>15699
i did fag.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15701
15702 15703 15706 15714
>>15698
Hallow is the beefiest. You can research and create a better one, but that'll take time.
"If you wanna purify the Wicket, thats okay. Just leave the whorehouse alone K?"

Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15702
>>15701
"i swear."
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15703
15709 15712
>>15698
Just go house to house. You'de do it to purify from Jews, so why not from Demonic elements?

>>15679
I really wanted to hear this, or get some character development...

>>15701
"This ain't Amsterdam. We have standards"
Not Tracy
jX/y2
?
No.15704
15705 15707 15708
Use Meld stone daily to build multiple Confederate Battle Monuments all around Port Barry, and designate each one as holy.
Not Tracy
jX/y2
?
No.15705
>>15704
meant for >>15698

Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15706
15709 15710
>>15701
>no comments on the date
I should have kept Torc a virgin
This gonna be a disaster
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15707
>>15704
THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15708
15711
>>15704
confederate and NSDAP Monuments coming up.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15709
15716 15717
>>15703
>having standards
Oh right
>>15706
In the style of the Legend of Bagger Vance
"Oh no sir, its been a disaster for a long time now"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15710
15716
>>15706
Don't worry, his wizard powers are not in danger >>15429

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9c_KttvQPU
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15711
15713
Confederate-Monument.jpg
>>15708
It'll take quite a while to do, but the Stonewall will be pleased.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15712
>>15703
this actually pretty smart.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15713
15714
>>15711
>stonewall
>shows picture of general lee.