Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
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>>15512go on type something out convince me to stop.
>>15503Out loud. Empathic communication is more body language and facial cues.
>>15511Speak, with horses (exclusively, outside common language) yes.
>>15513T> Its not friendship that makes you want to keep her from others. I see your motives, and I appreciate them. Having said, Slovenia can make her own decisions.
>>15511T> I'll tell you what. I'll tell you where she can be found, AFTER you convince Tracy that its a good idea.
>>15495"A mount? I don't need any mount besides Fae. I would like this unicorn as a companion, that is true, since I prefer the companionship of Equesrians. I feel as if I can sympathize quite a bit with her situation. If I have never suffered nearly as greatly, I feel it is similar in kind. I think she should be given the option herself of accepting - or rejecting - my friendship. And she should be allowed as well to talk to whomever.
Ally? You mean Tracy? She's not much of a friend nor ally. But more to the point, why would me speaking to her disturb any friendships any one has? Surely both can occur at the same time. In fact, if they are in the same building it would help things by giving more opportunity for communications.
The bottom line is that keeping a person captive and away from all contact, human or not, is not a way to help that person grow and move on from past trauma. You save them from harm, but you keep them away from the good as well.
I think I can help to give her a better life. I think I can use my contacts to help make her a fashion model, a handbag designer or whatever life she should chose to live. But I don't think she should be kept from hearing my offer.
She should be given the opportunity herself. All her life she's been captive. Keeping her away from me is not doing much better than chaining her.
You trust the elves to stay here in the stable. You trust yourself here in the stable. Why do you think she'd be more vulnerable here, or in whatever accommodations we could provide for her elsewhere?"
>>15514"Please Infernius, I don't want to do this. The fight with Korak has me thinking of my wife, and how good of a person she was. And I don't want to go fuck some whores while I'm thinking of her. Please."
Torc looks Infernius in the eyes, hoping he understands
[1d20 = 6]>>15518>tfw i have 16 charisma>tfw counter charisma checktorculi your wife loved you she wouldnt want you lonely, i help you, you thinkank me later
>>15516Shrugging of to the side
"Tracy made a friend? Come again now?
>>15516Shrugging of to the side
"Tracy made a friend? Come again now?
>>15519"BUT WHORES YOU GOD DAMNED COW?
TAK ME TO MY WAIFU"
Torcuil angrily shouts
>>15517And YOU don't get it, that keeping her from hoomans may not be the best thing for her. What do you really expect, that she's just going to prance in the grove until someone decides to visit? There are more hoomans than the slavers she's known since she got here, and maybe with enough incentive Trump can be precisely that sort of hooman. If not, Troll's horn would fit nicely in his pooper.
>>15518Relax. Unless he intends to force Torc into a whore its not going anywhere.
>>15520T> Yes, she did. It was adorable, and totally unexpected. So again, you understand my reticence?
>TFW Trollestia is the most accurate/authentic portrayal of GM's mindset than any other NPC, even though they were largely more designed to do so
"I think something massive just appeared in the football stadium. I'd better go check it out."
*vanishes*
>>15523I was going to have her go get her the next day, but whatever...>>15519>Cleric recommending degeneracy>>15524"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT" (emanates from nowhere)
>'SHUT UP!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'>>15527we cant have our men blue balled.
>>15528You should buy some incense and try practicing Augury sometime.
>>15524"Wow... I would never have thought.
Well, The poor girl - Slovenia - is in a vulnerable position, that is sure, and we should be sensitive to her condition. But keeping a person away from a trigger is not healthy. They must overcome their fear. I personally believe I can help reintegrate her into society. I believe my reforms and efforts in Port Barry have helped bring live to a dead and pirate dominated backwater. If I can help a whole city find it's purpose and thrive after being freed from tyranny, maybe I can help a single mare. If she decides she doesn't like me - or any of the other people she meets along the journey - she can go back to the woods. But I don't believe she should be denied the opportunity for rehabilitation.
As for Tracy... I don't know. I've tried to be her friend, but I don't think she's interested. If Slovenia is more attractive to her, well, Tracy will still be able to talk to her if she is in the same building. But people can have several friends. Maybe we can all teach each other something about friendship"
>>15527Tracy slips away a heads off towards the stadium to check on the giant monster just appeared out of nowhere instead of ignoring it, like a rational pony would.
>>15533Please let us get away with fiating time
>>15534REEEEEEE
NO
No offence TracyWho did you guys give Torc shit aboit?
>tfw when you'll never see Tracy acting cute and adorable again
[1d20 = 20]>>15532Sneak attack keen-edged knife in pooper before leaving (use
poison too, so you learn to read the Cleric spell list)
>>15536thez not you waifu! she mine!
>>15540TRUMP TRACY STAB ASS AGAIN!!
>>15540That would've pissed her off.
>>15527And you'll have that chance. For the moment, Troll is not convinced of anything other than that this is a golden opportunity to blank-blank-blank.
>>15531T> Tell me this, would you be so interested if she weren't a pony?
>>15528Oh, cuz forcing him into someone is going to be much better,....
>>15533Tracy finds (I'm assuming she's ethereal cuz otherwise murdered) that the T is running around the field sniffing things. Its behavior is comparable to an attack-dog, complete with peeing on things. In the stands is a single vibrantly colored fellow (see pics in prev thread) who has apparently fallen asleep while waiting.
>>15539>>15540>>15541Qut?
>>15544It sounds really cute...
I see why the nerd made a pet out of it.
>>15548This, there's
sigh no question who Thez prefers.
>>15542*sighs*
"Tracy, why you gotta be this way*
Removes knife from ass and hands cloth to stop bleeding
"Also she's right, you really should read up on the spell list. That's a poison knife you know. Here, read this"
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Cleric_Spell_List>>15544"It's probably fair to say I have more sympathy for a female pony than for, well, anything else, much the same as the cuter dogs are more likely to be adopted. But she is still in need of being helped"
>>15539This wasn't ironic, btw.
Fucking heal yourself quick, dumb bull.
>>15522Dude, no one's getting laid with Trollestia, that prude
>>15557>not healing your wound>>15555And wtf was this post edited?
>>15554thats actually terrifying.
>>15554That's quite the dark backstory...
>>15560>>15558i was getting to it geez i just wanted to make sure my liver was gonna be okay.
>>15558Sorry, I refreshed before I could screen-cap. I think you know why it was edited tho. Xp
>>15563>cuz Torcuil is >>15563Dude, I produced better memes than you could have
>>15554>20732037 at the latest
>>15564I just praised Epona and praised football.
Brad just edited it because he hates free speech
and free religion.
>>15566"Thou shalt have no gods before Football" is how I recall the commandment.
>>15564>>15558>>15566It's almost as if a GET thief, banned from taking them himself, steals GETs anyways...
>>15566>Free religionThis is a Denver Broncos board boy
>>15568Thank you for reminding me
>>15568Epona is the protector of all mares and equestrians (hoers-riders): she deserves a place where she is acknowledged.
>>15572Wait, It wasn't sarcasm?
>>15565Torc's timeline, not ours
>>15559>>15561Now do you why he's always salty?
>>15569Um... What did I remind you of?
>>15571You've been trying to take every single GET Quad and Trips on every board since at least May. You be grateful you are tolerated
>>15574At least I didn't troll with deliberate intention to piss-off the userbase.
>>15575I don't know...
People weren't happy about so many "Praise Kek" posts
Okay fair point >>15574>IRL Bronco-posting intensifies>blogpostThe other day a co-worker wore a Bronco's shirt that said "She wants the D". I said "That's a great shirt, the Denver Broncos are the best team ever". She said "You like them? I've always been a fan." I said "Fuck yeah, I could speak volumes about how awesome John Elway is."
Tl;dr, I'm getting one of the mugs.
>>15577This, this is a beautiful story
>>15573You'll have to be exceptionally sexy and charming to convince, but its not out of the question.
T> Banana?
>>15577Praise be
>>15579Does this include Trumpaladin?
>>15579"Sure"
Torc takes the banana thanking Trollestia.
"Thanks for the help the other night"
>>15579>This cunt still claims to be good-alignedBe careful, Torc. This is dangerous territory...
>>15580I only regret that the goofy-face Elway pic (with annotations) isn't available on a mug.
And
sigh maybe, yes.
>>15582fukking kek
She's good-ish
>>15583Praise Elway it isn't pic related
>shuddering >>15585Trollestia had better find that hilarious
>>15587... Are you trying to sleep with her too now?
>>15531>>15584You're right.
T> You make an excellent point. I understand why you are partial to ponies
kek and will not begrudge. Please, allow at least a day or so, that she can feel the wind through her mane, can run freely and unobserved except by squirrels and fireflies and bugs and birds. I will tell you where to find her, but at least allow her friend the chance to reconnect first.
>>15587Hella
>>15590*blue pony suddenly reappears, looking glum*
If I wanted to be a dick, I COULD bring up the fact that Tracy's distaste for Trump stems largely from the feud between waifu-thief (who did nothing wrong) and Tracy (who is anti-multi-waifus) and is technically inadmissable in game,... and though I AM a dick, I'll let that matter slide.
... like the 'wood' that Torcuil is still holding
ye get it now?
>>15591"Are you not afraid she will be spirited away again, or harmed if you wait?"
>>15592"D'aww. Why you sad little pony?"
*rubs down pony head and down her neck*
>>15594[pony purring sounds]
*Brushes cheek against leg*
>>15593>Evidence admissibility rulesKek, I'm supposed to be writing a brief about evidence admissibility for a moot court tournament now
>>15595"Do you mind if return for her tomorrow?"
>>15596"D'aww. Why have you been so gloomy little pony? You were so happy last night but more recently you've been a bit, well, evasive and sad."
*tries to pet her*
Lenos wanders though amidst all the huggery.
"So I hear there's a giant monster in the stadium," he says half-assedly walking out of the room.
"No pressure," he calls from down the way as he continues.
>>15597"Carry on with the hugging, its cute," his voice is even more distant
>>15598"Are you willing to help?"
>>15597[affectionate but sad whinnying]
"I... I don't know... I've been having a lot of mood swings lately, worse than usual.."
*eats pickle after dunking it in a 5-gallon drum of chocolate ice-cream*
"... and cravings too.."
[hormonal pony noises]
>>15601"So... you're claiming it's nothing more than the pregnancy?
In a baby voice
"I heard you made a friend"
>>15602https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg >>15603The real Trump wouldn't treat me like this
>>15581Sorry, missed that in cross-linking.
T> Oh, so you like bananas? I've got a whole bag here if you like! I'm teasing, but its nice to find one with a sense of humor (assumed). As for the other night, it is I who should thank you. The moment demanded immediate action, and I wasn't in a position or mind to discuss. You behaved admirably.
>>15603lol
>>15604When you put it that way it almost sounds,....
>>15603[confused and depressed pony noises]....
>>15598"..I saw that. Some fag dressed as a clown just beamed-in on a giant monster griping about lunch money or something. We should probably go check it out now."
>>15605No one took notice that my character is not actually named Trump. He's a Paladin dedicated to Trump, but not actually named that. He left his name and his reputation behind in his past life, even if the old habits followed with him.
The real Trump would be disappointed by your lack of use of his plentiful memes >>15604The banana isn't a MEME ITS HELL
>>15606"No, without you I wouldn't have gotten out of there alive. I owe you one."
>>15609Wrong
>>15608*Brings her up on a couch, and sort of lays on her, joining her in the depression and confusion*
>>15610Show her the meme that led to the destruction of an entire way of life.
Enlighten her on what evils the bananas unleashed on your people.
Tell her exactly why you
don't fucking like bananas.