Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
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>>16320".... ok...."
>>16322REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How can you catch something that missed you by a mile[JUST intensifies]
[1d20 = 1]>>16324me have ggod hands, you can ask thez ;)
>>16324"Hee hee." ^_^
Okay so now, I'm seriously going to pass out. You can't irrevocably kill eachother, but try to keep the mess sub-Chat-tier sudoku.
>>16336wanna duel while the are asleep?
>>16329I just realized that GM's multiple personalities agreeing in sync is actually a lot spookier than hearing two voices....
Goodnight
>>16340But I already claimed her. She's already mine
>>16343how can she be yours when she is mine?
Tracy realizes she's going to have to spend quite a while building all her new friends their own individual cucksheds around the golf course, just to protect them from wanting humanoids...
>>16344Now how does Thez feel about that? But the answer is simple: She's mine and mine alone
>>16346thez obvisly doesnt like it, and adolfa is mine.
>>16348alright
>>16349No I'm fighting Tracy.
She's the one who insulted me
>>16349But why are you being so disrespectful to your waifu? It's against her wishes
>>16350because fillies are super adorable and i need an apprentice.
>>16350>>16352Y'all think of her like some kind of toy/pet don't you?
>>16353Do you not know what an apprentice is?
>>16354did you and he work something out then?
"NO ONE... IS 'CLAIMING'... OUR NEW FRIEND!!"
>>16349Thez doesn't like it, but not for the reasons you're probably thinking. In the meantime, Bob tells Thez all sorts of things the party has been up to (just giving legitimacy to her knowing stuff above/beyond being inside GM's head).
>>16385>Tfw the literal devil is usually the only voice of reason for this group of hooligansThank you very much, Thez.
>>16389Good morning to you too, Thez.z.
>>16390Thez runs up and puts the butterfly hairpin in Tracy's hair.
"Heee, much better! Nice cave by the way!"
>>16391Tracy makes an indecipherable equine face.
"Th-thanks.."
"Hey.. Did you want your bag back?"
*offers bag, along with Infernius's other horn*
>>16392"Nah, I don't really need it. I'd gotten complacent with having too much stuff. This suits me much better," she says, indicating a small onyx bracelet. "It doesn't hold NEARLY as much, but I kinda like packing light. I will take that though!" takes horn and <whoofs> away giggling.
For kicks, Thez pops her head out of the side-pocket of the quiver.
"BOO! Heeheeheehee!" <whoof>
>>16395Tracy makes a shrieking neigh, and bucks her hind legs out into the air behind her at nothing, instinctively, as she catches herself from dropping the bag.
>>16234>>16233Oh god,
This is gonna be the case of the two rednekk uncles
>>16266STOP ROLLING
So, Is Mr. Snek a framilier yet?
>>16392Can I just get some kind of reassurance - any kind - that you're not going to be as much of an asshole, at least to me, in future playing sessions as you have been over the past month?
>>16398Well, to be honest, I'd be lying if I said I would give up on trolling all over the place.. I can definitely cut all that pseudo-rulecuck crap I did earlier though: Idk why I was even doing it in the first place.
As for looting and kikery.. I'll try to be a bit more considerate. Keep in mind that my character can't even use most worn items that enemies will drop anyway, including but not limited to magic rings, pants, anything with small triggers, gloves/gauntlets, boots/greaves, helmets etc; so most of it is just going to end up in Lenos's workshop for anyone to take after I've had my fun, just like the golem parts did.
>>16405NO! NEVER!
We'll NEVER be able to have fun together, EVER!
i dont have a character yet.
Is it as gay as germany says?
>>16408Make one up any time, m8.
Just take a minute to think of what you'd like to play as, then.
>>16410Not homosexual, but it gets autistic at times.
>>16413Semi-medieval, fantasy-ish.
It's sort of multi-universal.
>>16414Would a space knight fit in?
>>16415Autism. Erotic roleplay between male-female charcters played by males. Could be gayer I guess
>>16416I tried that. GM shot it down. But if you want to be another Paladin in splendid armor, we could do that
>>16416We're not in space (yet), but that sounds like it could be a fine edition.
>>16418Reeeeeeeee I'm the space marine
>>16419Then you'll have to compete for who plays the role better, should he choose to be one.
>>16420See Pic related
>>16421GM said no to Bolters and Power Armor. 4 regular players
>>16421~6ish players. 4 regular + one GM, and a guy who pops in every now and then.
>>16422Arent paladins the goody goodies?
>>16424We developed something called "Trump Good" to be a bit more flexible, but it's always fun to claim you are purging your foes out of the cause of righteousness
>>16424Lawful Good, archetypal hero: They're crusaders who wield the power of righteousness, and defend those who cannot defend themselves.
>>16425>>16426Can i be an evil Palidan?
>>16427We call those Blackguards, and I have two levels in the class.