Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>15714
The whorehouse. Let the record show, the whorehouse is unsacred. Most unsacred. Degenerate even.
The whorehouse. Let the record show, the whorehouse is unsacred. Most unsacred. Degenerate even.
>>15709
hey gm can i go to the center of town and make a monement of hitler cutting off one of the heads of a gerorge soros hydra?
hey gm can i go to the center of town and make a monement of hitler cutting off one of the heads of a gerorge soros hydra?
>>15717
>can't stop laughing
Go for it! Hitler is nao cutting off one of Soros' hydra heads,... cuz we all know he's a hydra
>can't stop laughing
Go for it! Hitler is nao cutting off one of Soros' hydra heads,... cuz we all know he's a hydra
>>15723
If Tourcil is actually getting a date, should I take Tracy on a date? would she accept?
I actually have not done that. There was that time when I was trying and failed to seduce Korak where she tagged along, but not a proper date
>>15725
I respect the sacrifices she made for the city, but she has her way of doing things, and I have mine. Replace the brothel with a Courthouse
If Tourcil is actually getting a date, should I take Tracy on a date? would she accept?
I actually have not done that. There was that time when I was trying and failed to seduce Korak where she tagged along, but not a proper date
>>15725
I respect the sacrifices she made for the city, but she has her way of doing things, and I have mine. Replace the brothel with a Courthouse
>>15732
Sure, take her out, she'd love it, but the giant monster and obnoxious freak don't make for the best atmosphere on your part (she's slept through worse).
Sure, take her out, she'd love it, but the giant monster and obnoxious freak don't make for the best atmosphere on your part (she's slept through worse).
>>15732
i will give you super cancer in your asshole if you touch that building.
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Contagion
i will give you super cancer in your asshole if you touch that building.
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Contagion
>>15738
>Forgetting Paladin is immune to disease
Use Mark of Justice to screw him over if he bulldozes the brothel.
>Forgetting Paladin is immune to disease
Use Mark of Justice to screw him over if he bulldozes the brothel.
>>15730
"You saved my life, besides..."
Torc realizes this is the first meaningful relationship he's had in years
"I love you"
Hopefully your guys' autisim detectors are off, or you might get an overload warning
"You saved my life, besides..."
Torc realizes this is the first meaningful relationship he's had in years
"I love you"
Hopefully your guys' autisim detectors are off, or you might get an overload warning
>>15744
>Copious amounts of high-pressure sketties erupt from Torc's pockets, but magically land on the couple's plates
>Copious amounts of high-pressure sketties erupt from Torc's pockets, but magically land on the couple's plates
>>15748
T> O_O That was highly unexpected. You must realize that confessions and revelations of such sort tend to make the situation awkward?
T> O_O That was highly unexpected. You must realize that confessions and revelations of such sort tend to make the situation awkward?
>>15753
Ponimaru spends most of his time in the stable, practicing stealth. You didn't notice cuz he's gotten alot better.
Ponimaru spends most of his time in the stable, practicing stealth. You didn't notice cuz he's gotten alot better.
>>15756
"The best Taco Bowls are made at Trump Grill. But I'm going to have to recommend the Angus steak. Or perhaps you'd prefer the bob veil. The calves are kept in an extra-inhumane condition, and their suffering really pays off in the tender flavor"
Legit has no idea what Tracy likes
"The best Taco Bowls are made at Trump Grill. But I'm going to have to recommend the Angus steak. Or perhaps you'd prefer the bob veil. The calves are kept in an extra-inhumane condition, and their suffering really pays off in the tender flavor"
Legit has no idea what Tracy likes
>>15760
>now I know about it
How many ranks?
>was going to use Handle Animal to force him to gain ranks in it anyway
>now I know about it
How many ranks?
>was going to use Handle Animal to force him to gain ranks in it anyway
>>15766
Goes to the Trump Grill with Tracy
"You're gonna love all of the fine crafted marble, the spacious interior"
Looks directly at her
"Would you like to see the cutlery?"
Goes to the Trump Grill with Tracy
"You're gonna love all of the fine crafted marble, the spacious interior"
Looks directly at her
"Would you like to see the cutlery?"
>>15765
Next chance she gets, Tracy will subject him to days of torturous dress-up play to make him gain 4 ranks in Disguise.
Then she'll use a Handle Animal skill finish training him enough to prestige class as Assassin
(she has enough ranks to train him to kill on command with a good check, right? That should be enough to take one level in the class)
Next chance she gets, Tracy will subject him to days of torturous dress-up play to make him gain 4 ranks in Disguise.
Then she'll use a Handle Animal skill finish training him enough to prestige class as Assassin
(she has enough ranks to train him to kill on command with a good check, right? That should be enough to take one level in the class)
[1d20 = 17]
>>15771
*vanishes into thin air*
*Another poisoned sneak-attack in the butt before disappearing again*
*vanishes again*
>>15771
*vanishes into thin air*
*Another poisoned sneak-attack in the butt before disappearing again*
*vanishes again*
>>15767
T> Leave? Is that what you're expecting? Or perhaps, is that what you're aiming at? Oh no!"
The waiter drops a drink that's purple, instead of green.
"I'm sorry,... miss,... we had this crazy bitch who drank all of our green shit."
T> Its fine. <drinks it all in one swig> NAO.
Both hooves stomp on the table.
T> For you to say you love me, indicates that you're experiencing a number of neuro-peptides, which cause you to extatically perceive the world in a particular manner. Your statement suggests a relative saturation, which is charming except for your portrayal.
T> Leave? Is that what you're expecting? Or perhaps, is that what you're aiming at? Oh no!"
The waiter drops a drink that's purple, instead of green.
"I'm sorry,... miss,... we had this crazy bitch who drank all of our green shit."
T> Its fine. <drinks it all in one swig> NAO.
Both hooves stomp on the table.
T> For you to say you love me, indicates that you're experiencing a number of neuro-peptides, which cause you to extatically perceive the world in a particular manner. Your statement suggests a relative saturation, which is charming except for your portrayal.
>>15772
goes to restaurant and shows her knives, bragging about the quality the whole time
>>15769
Trumpaladin has such an obscene number of ranks in sense motive that he can tell what Tracy is thinking after a couple minutes
Looks excited with an almost evil grimace on his face at Tracy
"If you're looking to Train a horse army, I can have horses imported from far away, any kind you want"
goes to restaurant and shows her knives, bragging about the quality the whole time
>>15769
Trumpaladin has such an obscene number of ranks in sense motive that he can tell what Tracy is thinking after a couple minutes
Looks excited with an almost evil grimace on his face at Tracy
"If you're looking to Train a horse army, I can have horses imported from far away, any kind you want"
>>15776
>grappling a ghost
>not even casting a spell to keep her from jumping planes
lol
*disappears in butthurt fingers with a wink*
>grappling a ghost
>not even casting a spell to keep her from jumping planes
lol
*disappears in butthurt fingers with a wink*
>>15778
She didn't tell you about that, so I'll ignore that. She doesn't even know it herself yet. This is just bullying Ponimaru for the sake of bullying.
She didn't tell you about that, so I'll ignore that. She doesn't even know it herself yet. This is just bullying Ponimaru for the sake of bullying.
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>>15781
T> Quiet! So, you didn't have a plan after all. You're just going deat-of-your-kilt then. Bad idea. Let me just tell you this, it doesn't matter what you're feeling. Feelings are good, but acting on them - and ESPECIALLY - describing them, are going to get you nowhere. WAITER!"
Another drink is promptly dropped on the table, which is almost immediately drank.
T> You're supposed to try and incite the 'girl' to a state of extatic perception where SHE feels like you describe. You're supposed to,... oh hell. WAITER! Close the restaurant!
"Um, but miss,..."
T> CLOSE IT
>rape
T> Quiet! So, you didn't have a plan after all. You're just going deat-of-your-kilt then. Bad idea. Let me just tell you this, it doesn't matter what you're feeling. Feelings are good, but acting on them - and ESPECIALLY - describing them, are going to get you nowhere. WAITER!"
Another drink is promptly dropped on the table, which is almost immediately drank.
T> You're supposed to try and incite the 'girl' to a state of extatic perception where SHE feels like you describe. You're supposed to,... oh hell. WAITER! Close the restaurant!
"Um, but miss,..."
T> CLOSE IT
>rape
>>15787
What the hell just happened?
Actually, I don't want to know.
Fuck this for now, I'm going to bed
What the hell just happened?
Actually, I don't want to know.
Fuck this for now, I'm going to bed
>>15792
Fuck this is what just happened. I could explain it technically, but for now Torcuil is getting violently humped.
Fuck this is what just happened. I could explain it technically, but for now Torcuil is getting violently humped.
>>15791
I thought it was talked about? I know you admitted to killing the horses, But I was just hoping just how embarrassing Ponimaru's initial death was was spread around so he could be made fun of
"They are indeed fun to bully"
"Want to tell me about yourself?"
I thought it was talked about? I know you admitted to killing the horses, But I was just hoping just how embarrassing Ponimaru's initial death was was spread around so he could be made fun of
"They are indeed fun to bully"
"Want to tell me about yourself?"
>>15796
It makes a certain degree of sense, given Troll's personality and 'status' in the hoers world.
It makes a certain degree of sense, given Troll's personality and 'status' in the hoers world.
Though he wasn't the dom Xp
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"Tracy, do don't want to tell me about yourself, or your day? Pony Things?"
*Sad Flashy noises*
*Sad Flashy noises*
I'm goign to sleep, I'll deal with the horny ass unicorn in the morning
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>>15805
Sorry, Trump's faggot. No character development tonight: I'd be doing her character a great injustice if I allowed her to be out>raped.
>>15806
"Well, that sounds really great, but I'm not the best at explaining things like this.."
*pretends to down a pitcher of alcohol, but doesn't actually drink it because she doesn't want to hurt her baby*
[pseudo-tipsy hoers noises]
".. ~Why don't I show you..?"
*Gets up and assumes hybrid shape*
"My way."
>looming shadow of horny hoers
Sorry, Trump's faggot. No character development tonight: I'd be doing her character a great injustice if I allowed her to be out>raped.
>>15806
"Well, that sounds really great, but I'm not the best at explaining things like this.."
*pretends to down a pitcher of alcohol, but doesn't actually drink it because she doesn't want to hurt her baby*
[pseudo-tipsy hoers noises]
".. ~Why don't I show you..?"
*Gets up and assumes hybrid shape*
"My way."
>looming shadow of horny hoers
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